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Date: 02/23/10 07:32 AM

91 Responses to NSFW Talent Of The Week: Watermelon Crusher!

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Link: NSFW Talent Of The Week: Watermelon Crusher! - Girl in bikini crushes watermelons with her thighs. That is all.
  2. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:41 am
    she was hot :P
  3. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:42 am
    I don`t know what was worse, her cleaning/prepping herself as a preview or just the fact of the whole video.
  4. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:45 am
    She has strong thighs. Strong in proportion to her upper body.
  5. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:50 am
    thats why they came up with thudner thighs
  6. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:52 am
    *applauds* fantastic :D
  7. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:56 am
    Jesus, she could rip your pecker clean off if you said the wrong thing during sex.
  8. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:00 am
    it`s wouldn`t have worked without the heels on
  9. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:01 am
    erm, so...are there people who get off on this?!
  10. Profile photo of X196
    X196 Male 18-29
    96 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:02 am
    whoa... seriously, whoa! those muscles were insane!
  11. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:06 am
    ... I have no words.
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:07 am
    yeah, that makes me want to really get in between those. *sarcasm*
  13. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:08 am
    HAHAHAHAHA SHE SHATTERED THAT MELON!
  14. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
    77 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:13 am
    Those poor books
  15. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:14 am
    What`s NSFW about this video?
  16. Profile photo of Raymundosaur
    Raymundosaur Male 18-29
    77 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:18 am
    DAMNNNNN!!!!!!
  17. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:19 am
    wow i` am pretty sure that woman could kick my ass
  18. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:34 am
    :O goddammit!
  19. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:37 am
    "wow i` am pretty sure that woman could kick my ass"

    Why is that caker? Most everyone has powerful enough legs to do that. Really not all that impressive.

  20. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:46 am
    If I hide her towel, maybe she could have me lick the watermelon off instead?
  21. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:47 am
    I think giving her oral would be the scariest experience one can have. You know your heads gonna get crushed, just a matter of when
  22. Profile photo of Adi_Noor
    Adi_Noor Male 18-29
    191 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:55 am
    All I was starring at were something else..
  23. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:04 am
    how do people even come up with this poo?! i mean what, was she just sitting at home one day, watching tv and though: "hmmm, i wonder if i could crush a watermelon with my thighs.."? seriously! wtf humanity?? nothing batter to do with tights? or..watermelons??
  24. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:26 am
    "I think giving her oral would be the scariest experience one can have. You know your heads gonna get crushed, just a matter of when"

    I can`t think of a better way to die.

  25. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:26 am
    I don`t think I would ever go down on her either...
  26. Profile photo of Cleat_us
    Cleat_us Male 30-39
    57 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:30 am
    what a waste of perfectly good watermelons... lame
  27. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:36 am
    I`m sorry, but that is f*ckin cool. If she ever got stranded on an island she`d had no problem surviving. Hahaha!
  28. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:37 am
    Almost looks like she is about to give birth to a green headed baby.
  29. Profile photo of Cleat_us
    Cleat_us Male 30-39
    57 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:55 am
    @baileyabb sooooo are there many deserted islands out your way that have wild watermelon patches? I`ll agree she is moderately talented.. but i`d be more impressed with her doin that to a coconut! That would be deserted island worthy!
  30. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 10:17 am
    She could do that to my head anytime ;)
  31. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 10:34 am
    I hope she ate that afterward.
  32. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 10:36 am
    she scares me, image what she could do in bed
  33. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 10:57 am
    ggolbez, i`m right there with ya, pal...
  34. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 11:21 am
    waste of watermelons
  35. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 11:30 am
    That was an unexpected ammouant of juce!
  36. Profile photo of taxicab2004
    taxicab2004 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    now imagine sticking ur head in between those legs.
  37. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    Tell me this isn`t some kinda of fetish.
  38. Profile photo of sukitjeezus
    sukitjeezus Female 18-29
    134 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I should try this.
  39. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Let`s see her break one of those japanese square ones shall we?

    I realise that they arn`t really japanese, and that they`re just grown in a box. Japan did do it first though.

  40. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    shhiiitttt... those things are pretty tought to cut open in general too.
  41. Profile photo of benalln44
    benalln44 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    How does one even find out they can do this? It just doesn`t seem normal. But it is kinda of sexy
  42. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    DAAAAAAAAMMN!!!!!
  43. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    wow, i just watched the reporter poops herself video.
    I feel really strange now...
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Thats incedibly wrong! reminds me of that chick off james bond goldeneye!
  45. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    wtf!?
  46. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Holy poo.
  47. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    um...ew.
  48. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    HOT DAMN!
  49. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    that mellon was already rotting... not fair... and wtf is with this generation... i can`t stand it...
  50. Profile photo of Farsidedown
    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Wonder if they`d be willing to cast her as Chun Li the next time they make a street fighter movie.
  51. Profile photo of makatial
    makatial Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    thats actually oddly sexy...until she crushes a watermelon with her thighs... still, impressive
  52. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Well at least she wont get raped.

    "that mellon was already rotting... not fair... and wtf is with this generation... i can`t stand it..."
    the only difference is that now there`s internet where you can make weird stuff public.

  53. Profile photo of RealShrooms
    RealShrooms Male 13-17
    40 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    watermelon porn
  54. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    this chick is good with her thighs too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ripd5N3I0...

    >_<

  55. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Hey, punkipenguin. For a sec there, I thought this was going to lead to another Ponds video.
  56. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    how is the nsfw?
  57. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Yeeesh! Sexy and frightening at the same time!
  58. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    That`s impressive, in an odd way.
  59. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    She`s a part time assassin on the weekends.
  60. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    You made my watermelon barf!

  61. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    what led her to the moment in which she found that she has a talent for crushing large fruit between her legs, I want the back story
  62. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    ah that was gross
  63. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Damn girl - and in high heels too! I bet there`s a few guys out there crossing their legs watching this!! :-O
  64. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    why the heels?
  65. Profile photo of Jldyr
    Jldyr Male 30-39
    10 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    The guy filming should remember that, next time it could be his skull.
  66. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    The big WTF moment for me was when I heard:
    *squish*
    "Wowwwwww..."

    I wonder if the dude behind the camera gets a woody from watching a Gallagher show.

  67. Profile photo of ruy-guy
    ruy-guy Male 18-29
    230 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    i am scared for her bf
  68. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    Im disgusted and turned on at the same time. IAB Is a bad influence
  69. Profile photo of Wapakalypse
    Wapakalypse Male 13-17
    26 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    Pretty sexy, `til the watermelon smashes
  70. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Seriously, this isn`t sexy, this is god damned scary. I wouldn`t put my head there. This woman has just made sure that any man ever seeing this video will never dine out at her taco stand...
  71. Profile photo of goldspot7
    goldspot7 Male 13-17
    174 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    hey u asian spammers shut the f.u.c.k up!
  72. Profile photo of Big-Boss
    Big-Boss Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    I want her, now!
  73. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    hm..., i am marginally aroused
  74. Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 12:10 am
    how does anyone actually discover that they HAVE this talent??
  75. Profile photo of TDND
    TDND Male 18-29
    45 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 12:46 am
    Well when her last boyfriends head exploded during her orgasm she discovered her calling.
  76. Profile photo of Squinky
    Squinky Female 18-29
    117 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 2:22 am
    I wonder if she`s found out yet that getting sugar `down there` gives you thrush...
  77. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 2:52 am
    lets see her do a coconut, then i`ll be impressed
  78. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 7:10 am
    O.K. Why in a small room in the house ? Why is she wearing heels ? Seems like a lot of trouble just to turn on your man.
  79. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 9:06 am
    i would give everything up for her.
  80. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 10:46 am
    Oh my lord!

    I hope she was using seedless

  81. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 11:43 am
    okay. that was gross. she wasn`t even hot..
  82. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    God, that woman is really, really tight! no, not that kind of tight, get your mind out of the gutter!
  83. Profile photo of thename
    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    HAHA SHE WAS SO CLOSE TO CRAPPING HERSELF
  84. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    lol i totally stumbled across this on chatroulette!
  85. Profile photo of RamBunction
    RamBunction Male 18-29
    96 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    hot diggedy dang!
  86. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Jesus H. Christ! Suck it Norris, this chick is the bomb!
  87. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    it`s the real life Xenia Onatopp
  88. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 5:32 am
    Thats.
    HAWT>
  89. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    she has ridiculously tonk thighs.
  90. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    I bet my legs are way stronger than hers, I`m just sad that nobody wants to watch a half naked guy smash watermelons.
  91. Profile photo of Aluciel
    Aluciel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:46 am
    makes me wish i hadn`t eaten that watermelon earlier...

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