More Of America`s 10 Weirdest Sex Laws

Submitted by: redsy 7 years ago in Weird
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If you want to bang a rodeo clown, better not do it in Massachusetts.
There are 36 comments:
Male 16
I have a friend in dyersburg, tn that i now know has definitely broke the law. ^_^
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Male 92
The only non funny one, (no sex toys is alabama)...no wonder they`ve got a huge percentage of stds http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
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Male 426
I read the bakersfield one and apparently i have almost broken this law. luckily before we got started we came to our senses and bought a condom at the local 711.
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Female 4,039
"Now let me ask you: Are your views on animal rape sexist? A guy raping an animal is wrong but a girl getting boned by an animal couldn`t be "rape" could it?"

@Madest - oh, my bad - I meant when you make love to an animal. You`re weird.

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Female 5,222
oh them wacky laws lol
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Male 1,297
can`t buy sex toys one is hilarious. click the link for the video of the politician explaining HOW the law works, but not WHY
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Male 1,093
that was pun-tastic
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Female 1,427
@ Law # 4: "In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date. Clearly no one in that town is getting laid!"

Well, perhaps there aren`t that many "ladies" out there, nor are there "gentlemen."

I know, for one, that I may be a woman, but I ain`t no lady. ^_~

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Female 162
you can`t have sex in any other position than missionary? In washington DC do thay have cameras in everyone bedooms or something?

And the "can`t buy sex toys" one.. I heard you can as long as you sign a thing to say that it for "educational purposes."

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Female 78
haaa ohh america..
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Male 10,440
Man! I`m glad I don`t live in... where were these laws from again?
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Female 741
this hass been posted :/
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Male 2,619
yay for the sex doll with reloadable "blood oozing" hymen...............*dry heaves*
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Male 336
like how the thumbnail is for a sex doll.
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Male 15,510
Loving how the thumbnail for this link has nothing to do with the article
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Male 610
i don`t think any of these laws are current or enforced
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Female 179
I dont get how people would even know if someone did those things
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Male 492
Okay, which is more messed up, the fact these states/cities have these laws, or the fact they felt the need to make them in the first place.
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Male 2,056
bloody hell
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Male 1,190
People should be allowed to do what they want, with whom they want, whenever they want. This assumes consent, which animals implicitly give if they achieve orgasm.
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Male 7,378
Oystah, Never said I was for it i was just agreeing that jailing someone for raping an animal seems a bit extreme when killing the same animal is acceptable. Now let me ask you: Are your views on animal rape sexist? A guy raping an animal is wrong but a girl getting boned by an animal couldn`t be "rape" could it?
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Female 4,039
vv Madest and AdrianT are apparently all for it. Your picture makes me think of the expression a cat would have if it was just raped by one of them.
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Male 25,416
whats with the amimal sex. its so wrong!
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Female 471
Reading that just dropped my IQ by about 100. Do they actually think people talk like that? I gave me an effing headache trying to figure out what the drat they were trying to say. Did a valley girl write that?
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Male 289
Wow, those Mormons sure know how to party!
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Male 14,331
Clear dem dere horses out meemaw I got meselfs a hot rodeo clown on the way.
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Male 522
well this shows a lot about the members of I-A-B, you`re all focused on bestiality........ that gives us a real great name
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Female 4,039
Naw, I still think it`s mean.
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Female 4,039
I think it`s cruel - probably hurts `em and they can`t consent. I guess it`s the same as killing them and eating them, now that you put it that way. Hm, okay. Carry on with that too!
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Male 7,378
v The beasts can`t consent. v But yeah killing an animal is acceptable.. Why not bestiality?
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Male 37
What`s wrong with bestiality?
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Female 4,039
It should be across the board illegal to have sex with animals. Other than that, carry on with your coitus, everyone!
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Male 2,690
Politicians are such dumbasses sometimes
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Male 115
I always knew Satan lived in Bakersfield.
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Female 4,028
People are a strange breed...
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Female 94
Link: More Of America`s 10 Weirdest Sex Laws [Rate Link] - If you want to bang a rodeo clown, better not do it in Massachusetts.
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