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Date: 02/22/10 08:03 AM

92 Responses to More Completely Retarded Yahoo Answers Logic [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Link: More Completely Retarded Yahoo Answers Logic - It might still be a little early in the day to make your brain hurt, but can anyone figure out this lady`s weird logic?
  2. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:05 am
    *grin*
  3. Profile photo of stot3
    stot3 Male 13-17
    248 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:07 am
    The fu-?
  4. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:07 am
    nop :/ but i think it`s a man asking.
  5. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:07 am
    She sounds qualified to be McCain`s running mate.
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:10 am
    she should take a basic biology course, or common sense 101.
  7. Profile photo of el_monkey
    el_monkey Male 18-29
    18 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:13 am
    *insert facepalm here*
  8. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:13 am
    ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!
  9. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:13 am
    That`s why you should have sexed. at school.
  10. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:14 am
    This is so obviously fake
  11. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Wow. I had to read it 3 times before I actually understood what she was asking.
  12. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:29 am
    sigh, they walk among us people. Think about that for a second. Stupid people like this walk among us.
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:32 am
    wtf, this amount of stupidity just confused the sh*t out of me.
  14. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:32 am
    well geez hasnt everyone else heard of the new `married-mans-lovechild-looks-like-wife` bill? you all are so behind on the times now...

    *sarcasm*

  15. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Must be another Palin girl.
  16. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:46 am
    She needs an abortion followed by sterilisation and then a bullet to the head just to be sure... seriously people like her are drating up the survival of the fittest gene selection thing that`s evolved us to where we are. We need to move foward not back.
  17. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:51 am
    damn you natural selection,why aren`t you working?
  18. Profile photo of bastrid
    bastrid Female 30-39
    47 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:54 am
    "sigh, they walk among us people. Think about that for a second. Stupid people like this walk among us."

    It`s not the walking it`s the breeding

  19. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Um- I guess she wasn`t in biology. The part where they hand out actual working brains.
  20. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:58 am
    ROFL@madest
  21. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:01 am
    I`ma trolling...

    They hatin`...

  22. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:05 am
    This is my first time using this but, *facepalm*. Should she really be commenting on the looks of another woman? YIKES!
  23. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:08 am
    I think this is fake. But if it isn`t, it shows why we need sex ed in schools.
  24. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:10 am
    um, she missed genetics in high school 101.
  25. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:22 am
    serious biology fail
  26. Profile photo of Rainwolf28
    Rainwolf28 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:27 am
    So she`s calling the guys wife stupid because she`s holding on to their apparently failing marriage. But this chick is here asking people if the "baby" she`s having will have some of her lovers wife`s genes? I`m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that the cheating hubby stay with his wife, cause his mistress is obviously and idiot. He should also suggest she abort that baby and get her tubes permanently tied because someone that dumb should not be allowed to bring anyone else into this world.
  27. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:40 am
    Getting married does not change your genetic make up.
    The woman always give an X chromosone and the man gives either and X (girl) or Y (boy)

    The logic here is really that hard to understand? REALLY?

  28. Profile photo of REVWILL
    REVWILL Male 30-39
    34 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Shooooooo!
  29. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Truely a biology fail.
  30. Profile photo of joker7189
    joker7189 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:59 am
    The baby will only be 25% her if she doesn`t know that you`re pregnant with his baby. So, you should obviously find her and tell her so your baby isn`t gross. Hurry before it`s too late!
  31. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Wow. She should not be allowed to reproduce XD
  32. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 10:12 am
    I doubt that question is real, but if it is, we can all rest easy knowing her stupidity will be her downfall. Hopefully soon.
  33. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 10:16 am
    wow, ppl like this should be steralised...
  34. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Kanna, that`s the joke. Thank you.
  35. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 10:20 am
    I hope for humanity`s sake this is a fake...
  36. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Trolling is a art.
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 11:08 am
    She isn`t necessarily stupid. She might just be extremely badly educated. Asking questions is the cure for ignorance.
  38. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 11:41 am
    i agree, chemical sterilization.
  39. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Oh great she`s breeding.
  40. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 11:50 am
    "Trolling is a art."
    AN art.
  41. Profile photo of joey7415963
    joey7415963 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    "She isn`t necessarily stupid. She might just be extremely badly educated. Asking questions is the cure for ignorance. "

    Badly educated = stupid
    ....
    Your comment = stupid

  42. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Looking at her Yahoo picture, my guess is this question was fake. Though I could be wrong. Oh, please. Please don`t let me be wrong.
  43. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    LOL excellent troll!!!
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    I have been suprised by yahoo questions before so im not going straight to the assumption of fake! but i am concerned about that baby!
  45. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    such failure in these times of idiocy
  46. Profile photo of seedofdevil
    seedofdevil Male 13-17
    75 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Ho.
    ly.
    drat
  47. Profile photo of RoyallyYours
    RoyallyYours Female 13-17
    5 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    ""you are almost right the problem is that because there are three of you and two of you are female if the baby turns out to be a girl she will have what we experts refer to as triple x syndrome or xxx syndrome this syndrome remains dormant until she reaches puberty it basically means she will have a hightened sex drive almost all women with this birth defect end up in the sex trade you should consult your doctor about this there are drugs that can help but basically you should pray for a boy""

    _____


    LOL xD
    anyone look the qt up?
    Heres Herman: http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt...

    Its obviously fake

  48. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    >>slayer50515
    "Trolling is a art."
    AN art.

    Stop being troll bait stupid, I use this time all the time.

  49. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    This reaches remarkable new levels of wrongness.
  50. Profile photo of twenty12
    twenty12 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    @ royally thats the best about me ever
  51. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    >>slayer50515
    "Trolling is a art."
    AN art.

    Stop being troll bait stupid, I use this time all the time.

    This is great. Look at what English class has done to soceity.

  52. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    The only consolation in this is that you can tell by Edna and Herman`s profiles on Yahoo that they are trolls- really, really obvious ones.
  53. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Badly educated = stupid

    Congratulations for proving that it`s possible to be both at the same time.

    Intelligence and education are different things.

    Prior to the discovery of genetics, no-one knew how inherited characteristics were inherited. Does that mean everyone was stupid before the 1950s?

    Or look a little further back. Even you are better educated in many ways than, for example, Eratosthenes. He lived in the 3rd century BC, when they knew only a fraction of what is known today. He was so intelligent that he was able to deduce a means of calculating the size of the Earth using only two sticks. He deduced that from scratch. I very much doubt if you could do it even now that you know it can be done.

  54. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Some people are XXX, but that`s not the reason why (nor does it cause the results claimed).

    http://www.med.umich.edu/yourchild/topic...

    It`s also possible to have 3 genetic parents, or more than 3, but not naturally.

  55. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    In the words of the great and powerful guy with the glasses: " There`s no such thing as a stupid question, until YOU ask it."
  56. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    two X`s and one Y? guess she wants her kid to have Klinefelter syndrome
  57. Profile photo of Phillei
    Phillei Male 18-29
    108 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    RETARD
  58. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    "Prior to the discovery of genetics, no-one knew how inherited characteristics were inherited. Does that mean everyone was stupid before the 1950s?"

    Wrong. They were stupid before the early 1900s when Mendel`s work was rediscovered and verified. So genetics were around long before the 50s. It wasn`t until the 40s that we found out DNA was the heritable material (before that, we knew that some traits were inherited and that there were dominant and recessive traits... just not where the information was stored), and then in the 50s we discovered the structure of DNA.

  59. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    What an idiot
  60. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    im not sure.. but i think that there might be another WOMAN... not the baby... and he slept with her and she thinks that its part of this lady and herself... but idfk
  61. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    Erm, I think It`s the granddad not wanting it to look like his wife? While at the same time having very rudimentary knowledge of genetics.
  62. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    BIOFAIL!
  63. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    >AN art.

    You fell for it. Like I said, "Trolling is a art."

  64. Profile photo of Retrokid
    Retrokid Male 13-17
    21 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Baby is one of their names for each other and this is part of their sick, sick Role play.
  65. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    derp, 2 x and one y
  66. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    XXY?
    Why, this woman is birthing a superhuman! :D
  67. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    i read this through. carefully. several times. i have no idea what this question is asking.
  68. Profile photo of just_looking
    just_looking Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    This is actually a common mistake. The baby is only XXY if it is a girl. XYY for a boy, XXX or YYY for super-girl or super-guy, respectively. Now, everyone knows that the wife has to fertilize the man`s seed in order to impregnate the mistress. Now, clearly each person is only contributing one letter. Therefore, there is actually a ~33.3% genetic contribution from each party. Everyone also knows that it`s the third gene that`s the lazy one, so what`s really important is the bonding order.
  69. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    For crap sake, he`s leaving a psycho for a f`in idiot? He must be a real prize too.
  70. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    That made my head hurt.
  71. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    Having an XXY chromosome is actually a real disorder. It`s called Klinefelter`s syndrome.
  72. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    PPS She might be a psycho, but at least she has a brain; soemthing you, dear, don`t seem able to claim. This frightens me. This person is THAT stupid, yet will soon be responsible for another life.

    *shudder*

  73. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    Can`t be real but even if it was I don`t find it too funny.
  74. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    Read the answers - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...
    :-D
  75. Profile photo of atm
    atm Female 13-17
    127 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:24 am
    At first i didnt get it. I get it now.
    I should come here more often. I was having a super time reading the answers.
  76. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Meh. It`s probably fake, and a boring one at that. But it`s always fun to see who takes these seriously.
  77. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:29 am
    Oh dear god - this woman is seriously going to breed?
  78. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:45 am
    Two words:

    Bunny Boiler

  79. Profile photo of lil-devil775
    lil-devil775 Female 13-17
    1 post
    February 23, 2010 at 4:25 am
    I get it,she is a surrogate mother.
  80. Profile photo of elnaz1010
    elnaz1010 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:49 am
    well the sad thing is
    i found the question in yahooo :|
    here is the link
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

    come on women, if its not your man, leave it to his girl.

  81. Profile photo of ismiseshrek
    ismiseshrek Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Look at her profile pic, I seriously think she is a guy in drag.
  82. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:19 am
    i lost faith in humanity again
  83. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    That moron is procreating..T
    he fact that she tried to slip in some "smarts" about chromosomes was even more annoying, especially since the one she described xxy is a male chromosome abnormality known as klinefelters syndrome.
    XX =woman, XY = male. X0,XXX, XXY, XYY,YY..etc are all abnormalities.
  84. Profile photo of KookingEggs
    KookingEggs Female 18-29
    6 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    LOL no wonder he married someone else
  85. Profile photo of greeneyesclo
    greeneyesclo Female 40-49
    20 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    OMG, go to the link elnaz1010 provided, and click on Edna`s profile pic. It shows a pic of Herman down at the bottom, as one of her friends. It is just tooooo funny. LMAO
  86. Profile photo of Jesus122500
    Jesus122500 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I`m just putting it out there, but i think Herman and Edna are the same person
  87. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    haha, i checked out that link and found herman. look at his profile and read the about me section. its hilarious. i guess i was nieve, but i didn`t think anyone would get themselves in a situation like that. wow. its just wow
  88. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    the best answer given was "LOL".... which made me lol
  89. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 3:02 am
    lol at Herman`s profile:

    "Hello. My name is Herman and I live in Leakesville, MS. I have a slight weight problem. I work as a toll booth attendant and I hate it. I have been married for ten years to a woman I hate. She is a miserable shrew and I pray every night to any God that will listen that she will leave me or git ran over by a train. I also hate Leakesville and I hate vegetables. My wife picks out my clothes and i hate all of them so i wear my toll booth uniform all the time. I live in hell."

  90. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 11:12 am
    "Hello. My name is Herman and I live in Leakesville, MS. I have a slight weight problem. I work as a toll booth attendant and I hate it. I have been married for ten years to a woman I hate. She is a miserable shrew and I pray every night to any God that will listen that she will leave me or git ran over by a train. I also hate Leakesville and I hate vegetables. My wife picks out my clothes and i hate all of them so i wear my toll booth uniform all the time. I live in hell."


    lmao...real or not...its priceless

  91. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    HAHAHA WOW, go to school...
  92. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    lol her picture doesn`t look to beautiful

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