More Completely Retarded Yahoo Answers Logic [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Funny

It might still be a little early in the day to make your brain hurt, but can anyone figure out this lady"s weird logic?
There are 92 comments:
Female 741
lol her picture doesn`t look to beautiful
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Female 414
HAHAHA WOW, go to school...
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Female 152
"Hello. My name is Herman and I live in Leakesville, MS. I have a slight weight problem. I work as a toll booth attendant and I hate it. I have been married for ten years to a woman I hate. She is a miserable shrew and I pray every night to any God that will listen that she will leave me or git ran over by a train. I also hate Leakesville and I hate vegetables. My wife picks out my clothes and i hate all of them so i wear my toll booth uniform all the time. I live in hell."


lmao...real or not...its priceless

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Female 136
lol at Herman`s profile:

"Hello. My name is Herman and I live in Leakesville, MS. I have a slight weight problem. I work as a toll booth attendant and I hate it. I have been married for ten years to a woman I hate. She is a miserable shrew and I pray every night to any God that will listen that she will leave me or git ran over by a train. I also hate Leakesville and I hate vegetables. My wife picks out my clothes and i hate all of them so i wear my toll booth uniform all the time. I live in hell."

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Male 151
the best answer given was "LOL".... which made me lol
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Male 299
haha, i checked out that link and found herman. look at his profile and read the about me section. its hilarious. i guess i was nieve, but i didn`t think anyone would get themselves in a situation like that. wow. its just wow
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Male 24
I`m just putting it out there, but i think Herman and Edna are the same person
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Female 20
OMG, go to the link elnaz1010 provided, and click on Edna`s profile pic. It shows a pic of Herman down at the bottom, as one of her friends. It is just tooooo funny. LMAO
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Female 6
LOL no wonder he married someone else
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Female 355
That moron is procreating..T
he fact that she tried to slip in some "smarts" about chromosomes was even more annoying, especially since the one she described xxy is a male chromosome abnormality known as klinefelters syndrome.
XX =woman, XY = male. X0,XXX, XXY, XYY,YY..etc are all abnormalities.
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Male 699
i lost faith in humanity again
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Male 28
Look at her profile pic, I seriously think she is a guy in drag.
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Male 3
well the sad thing is
i found the question in yahooo :|
here is the link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

come on women, if its not your man, leave it to his girl.

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Female 1
I get it,she is a surrogate mother.
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Male 2,859
Two words:

Bunny Boiler

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Female 1,048
Oh dear god - this woman is seriously going to breed?
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Male 1,240
Meh. It`s probably fake, and a boring one at that. But it`s always fun to see who takes these seriously.
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Female 127
At first i didnt get it. I get it now.
I should come here more often. I was having a super time reading the answers.
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Female 471
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Male 1,193
Can`t be real but even if it was I don`t find it too funny.
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Male 8,302
PPS She might be a psycho, but at least she has a brain; soemthing you, dear, don`t seem able to claim. This frightens me. This person is THAT stupid, yet will soon be responsible for another life.

*shudder*

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Male 1,081
Having an XXY chromosome is actually a real disorder. It`s called Klinefelter`s syndrome.
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Male 164
That made my head hurt.
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Male 316
For crap sake, he`s leaving a psycho for a f`in idiot? He must be a real prize too.
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Male 9
This is actually a common mistake. The baby is only XXY if it is a girl. XYY for a boy, XXX or YYY for super-girl or super-guy, respectively. Now, everyone knows that the wife has to fertilize the man`s seed in order to impregnate the mistress. Now, clearly each person is only contributing one letter. Therefore, there is actually a ~33.3% genetic contribution from each party. Everyone also knows that it`s the third gene that`s the lazy one, so what`s really important is the bonding order.
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Male 610
i read this through. carefully. several times. i have no idea what this question is asking.
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Female 767
XXY?
Why, this woman is birthing a superhuman! :D
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Male 2,148
derp, 2 x and one y
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Male 21
Baby is one of their names for each other and this is part of their sick, sick Role play.
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Male 5,194
>AN art.

You fell for it. Like I said, "Trolling is a art."

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Female 2,352
BIOFAIL!
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Female 211
Erm, I think It`s the granddad not wanting it to look like his wife? While at the same time having very rudimentary knowledge of genetics.
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Male 2,748
im not sure.. but i think that there might be another WOMAN... not the baby... and he slept with her and she thinks that its part of this lady and herself... but idfk
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Male 2,690
What an idiot
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Female 265
"Prior to the discovery of genetics, no-one knew how inherited characteristics were inherited. Does that mean everyone was stupid before the 1950s?"

Wrong. They were stupid before the early 1900s when Mendel`s work was rediscovered and verified. So genetics were around long before the 50s. It wasn`t until the 40s that we found out DNA was the heritable material (before that, we knew that some traits were inherited and that there were dominant and recessive traits... just not where the information was stored), and then in the 50s we discovered the structure of DNA.

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Male 108
RETARD
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Male 420
two X`s and one Y? guess she wants her kid to have Klinefelter syndrome
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Male 305
In the words of the great and powerful guy with the glasses: " There`s no such thing as a stupid question, until YOU ask it."
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Male 12,365
Some people are XXX, but that`s not the reason why (nor does it cause the results claimed).

http://www.med.umich.edu/yourchild/topic...

It`s also possible to have 3 genetic parents, or more than 3, but not naturally.

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Male 12,365
[quote]Badly educated = stupid[/quote]

Congratulations for proving that it`s possible to be both at the same time.

Intelligence and education are different things.

Prior to the discovery of genetics, no-one knew how inherited characteristics were inherited. Does that mean everyone was stupid before the 1950s?

Or look a little further back. Even you are better educated in many ways than, for example, Eratosthenes. He lived in the 3rd century BC, when they knew only a fraction of what is known today. He was so intelligent that he was able to deduce a means of calculating the size of the Earth using only two sticks. He deduced that from scratch. I very much doubt if you could do it even now that you know it can be done.

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Female 612
The only consolation in this is that you can tell by Edna and Herman`s profiles on Yahoo that they are trolls- really, really obvious ones.
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Male 670
[quote]>>slayer50515
"Trolling is a art."
AN art.

Stop being troll bait stupid, I use this time all the time.[/quote]

This is great. Look at what English class has done to soceity.

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Male 50
@ royally thats the best about me ever
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Female 3,562
This reaches remarkable new levels of wrongness.
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Male 217
>>slayer50515
"Trolling is a art."
AN art.

Stop being troll bait stupid, I use this time all the time.

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Female 5
""you are almost right the problem is that because there are three of you and two of you are female if the baby turns out to be a girl she will have what we experts refer to as triple x syndrome or xxx syndrome this syndrome remains dormant until she reaches puberty it basically means she will have a hightened sex drive almost all women with this birth defect end up in the sex trade you should consult your doctor about this there are drugs that can help but basically you should pray for a boy""

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LOL xD
anyone look the qt up?
Heres Herman: http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt...

Its obviously fake

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Male 75
Ho.
ly.
drat
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Male 2,056
such failure in these times of idiocy
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Male 25,416
I have been suprised by yahoo questions before so im not going straight to the assumption of fake! but i am concerned about that baby!
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Female 3,828
LOL excellent troll!!!
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Female 355
Looking at her Yahoo picture, my guess is this question was fake. Though I could be wrong. Oh, please. Please don`t let me be wrong.
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Male 174
"She isn`t necessarily stupid. She might just be extremely badly educated. Asking questions is the cure for ignorance. "

Badly educated = stupid
....
Your comment = stupid

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Male 988
"Trolling is a art."
AN art.
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Female 864
Oh great she`s breeding.
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Male 894
i agree, chemical sterilization.
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Male 12,365
She isn`t necessarily stupid. She might just be extremely badly educated. Asking questions is the cure for ignorance.
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Male 5,194
Trolling is a art.
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Male 612
I hope for humanity`s sake this is a fake...
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Male 322
Kanna, that`s the joke. Thank you.
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Female 276
wow, ppl like this should be steralised...
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Female 1,677
I doubt that question is real, but if it is, we can all rest easy knowing her stupidity will be her downfall. Hopefully soon.
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Female 1,682
Wow. She should not be allowed to reproduce XD
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Male 92
The baby will only be 25% her if she doesn`t know that you`re pregnant with his baby. So, you should obviously find her and tell her so your baby isn`t gross. Hurry before it`s too late!
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Male 352
Truely a biology fail.
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Male 34
Shooooooo!
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Female 635
Getting married does not change your genetic make up.
The woman always give an X chromosone and the man gives either and X (girl) or Y (boy)

The logic here is really that hard to understand? REALLY?

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Female 82
So she`s calling the guys wife stupid because she`s holding on to their apparently failing marriage. But this chick is here asking people if the "baby" she`s having will have some of her lovers wife`s genes? I`m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that the cheating hubby stay with his wife, cause his mistress is obviously and idiot. He should also suggest she abort that baby and get her tubes permanently tied because someone that dumb should not be allowed to bring anyone else into this world.
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Female 526
serious biology fail
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Female 2,509
um, she missed genetics in high school 101.
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Female 728
I think this is fake. But if it isn`t, it shows why we need sex ed in schools.
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Female 1,112
This is my first time using this but, *facepalm*. Should she really be commenting on the looks of another woman? YIKES!
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Female 1,283
I`ma trolling...

They hatin`...

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Female 5,222
[email protected]
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Female 7,838
Um- I guess she wasn`t in biology. The part where they hand out actual working brains.
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Female 47
"sigh, they walk among us people. Think about that for a second. Stupid people like this walk among us."

It`s not the walking it`s the breeding

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Male 5,314
damn you natural selection,why aren`t you working?
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Male 1,266
She needs an abortion followed by sterilisation and then a bullet to the head just to be sure... seriously people like her are drating up the survival of the fittest gene selection thing that`s evolved us to where we are. We need to move foward not back.
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Male 7,378
Must be another Palin girl.
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Female 80
well geez hasnt everyone else heard of the new `married-mans-lovechild-looks-like-wife` bill? you all are so behind on the times now...

*sarcasm*

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Female 9,402
wtf, this amount of stupidity just confused the sh*t out of me.
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Male 410
sigh, they walk among us people. Think about that for a second. Stupid people like this walk among us.
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Male 1,220
Wow. I had to read it 3 times before I actually understood what she was asking.
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Male 1,815
This is so obviously fake
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Female 245
That`s why you should have sexed. at school.
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Male 1,013
ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!
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Male 18
*insert facepalm here*
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Male 7,585
she should take a basic biology course, or common sense 101.
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Male 881
She sounds qualified to be McCain`s running mate.
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Male 195
nop :/ but i think it`s a man asking.
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Male 248
The fu-?
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Female 444
*grin*
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Female 1,780
Link: More Completely Retarded Yahoo Answers Logic [Pic] [Rate Link] - It might still be a little early in the day to make your brain hurt, but can anyone figure out this lady`s weird logic?
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