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Date: 02/10/10 07:32 AM

49 Responses to Maybe Catholicism Isn`t All That Boring [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 10, 2010 at 7:26 am
    Link: Maybe Catholicism Isn`t All That Boring - Sure, this little Catholic gadget is cool, but imagine what you can do with a Star of David.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    February 10, 2010 at 7:39 am
    I`ve seen these at the flea market.
    Very dull and weak..... The blade is pretty dull too.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    February 10, 2010 at 7:41 am
    Thou shalt not carry a conceal`t armanent.

    Wait, what?

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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Out, Demon! I command you to get out! *stab stab stab* In the name of JESUS! *stab stab stab*
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Lol that just about sums up catholicism :)
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 7:58 am
    The quick way of making people holey! *pun drum roll*
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    February 10, 2010 at 8:24 am
    How to protect yourself in the case of the end of the world...
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 8:42 am
    way cooler
    http://www.nachtkabarett.com/ihvh/img/nk...
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    Olk Male 18-29
    91 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 8:43 am
    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! *shank*
    wtf you do that for
    i had to do it, he was the spawn of the devil
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 8:43 am
    Who said Christans cant fight back?

    Cut the other cheek!

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    jr1 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Bless this cross `o lord so that with it I might stabth my foes with it. Who being naught in thine eyes, shall snuff it!
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 8:55 am
    The previous model had a stone that folded out. A tad bulky, but they were into that back then.
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:02 am
    JEW NINJA!!!!!!!!
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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:34 am
    i think i would like one of those.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:36 am
    how holy would you feel slitting the throats of sinners with this thing.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:44 am
    lol jew ninja....? o_O it`s a CRUCIFIX lol.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 10, 2010 at 10:12 am
    lol jew ninja....? o_O it`s a CRUCIFIX lol.

    And the description reads "but imagine what you can do with a Star of David".

    Star of David is Jewish.

    The association of a weapon and a star leads inevitably to ninjas.

    Hence, jewish ninja.

    By the way, I suggest seeing a doctor about your uncontrollable laughing. There`s probably a medical problem underlying it.

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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Most Mexicans are Catholic...

    I`m just saying...

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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    February 10, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Oh, a throwing-star of David, and a Crucifix switchblade! Vampires are SO dead.
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 10:43 am
    I`d buy that
  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 10:43 am
    duffytoler, or we have one hell of a kickass religous battle about to come our way.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 11:28 am
    LOL @ Angilion!!

    you cracked me right up.

    and lol @ poo too.

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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Incidentally, ninjas didn`t use throwing stars much. They`re not reliable enough. They were a last ditch weapon, something that could be easily concealed and would certainly slow down pursuers.
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    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    woot! I think THIS is why I`m catholic! yay jesus! lol
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    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    bring on the waves of religious comments
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Thats sneaky!
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    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    These were given out free in the my chemical romance `ROCK YOUR GOD, SLIT YOUR WRISTS` tour.

    Coincidently I wonder if i could get a pocket knife with a cross in it, you know to help against demons and what not, or have keanu reeves face pop out.

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    Zaneo Male 18-29
    32 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Caltrops are better...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Show that to a Nun and this is what youll get...

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    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    You`d never see it coming.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    "I came not to send peace, but a sword" - Matthew 10:34
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    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    the power of this knife inside christ compells you
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    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Oh man bob that made me chuckle.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    here cometh thy silent night . . .
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    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    goes with my Mother Mary brass knuckles
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    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Level 45 priest dagger
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    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    The Ten Commandments grenade is still their best seller.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Holy Hidden Honkey Hasps, Batman! He`s got a knife!
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    I so want one!
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    hahah that was a really good caption
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    The first thing I thought of when I saw this was Boondock Saints.
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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Christ tells us to have mercy upon our enemies and do good to them that would do us harm...

    In the interest of self-defense, I see his point so kill `em quickly and don`t let `em suffer.

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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    I`m so glad that you called it a star of david and not a six pointed star...
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Ninja Stars of David? Who would use such a..

    Ah...

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    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    I like the crucifix your a** in the main post but somebody`s jew-jitsu is so freakin` cool too I just can`t take sides oh` well either way I am waiting for JESUS
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 12:11 am
    Incidentally "Turn the other cheek" is a lot more loaded than people think.

    Most people think it means "If someone slaps you, turn away".

    It goes further though, technically meaning "If someone slaps you or tries to slap you (on your right cheek) let them slap your left".

    The reason for this is that someone wouldn`t slap you with their right hand, because it is the holy hand. They`d only slap you with their left.

    Thus by showing them your other cheek, you are forcing them to use their "Holy" hand, and you force them to think about what they are doing.

    Basically "Go ahead, if you think this is the right thing to do, slap me with your holy hand".

    Most religious Jews at the time wouldn`t.

    It`s basically a free lesson in morality you`re handing out, not just a "don`t fight back".

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    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 1:47 am
    i have NEVER heard that you`re right hand is your holy hand. that must be only for certain denominations
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    mangamonkey Male 18-29
    124 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 4:05 am
    hah holy hand, thats crap. There is actualy a historical reason behind people treating their left and right hands differently though

    In medieval times the left hand was the one people used to wipe their asses, so they used their right hand for everything else

    If i was going to slap somebody and they turned their head forcing me to use my super special awesome golden hand....i`d just kick them instead

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    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    That wiping thing isn`t just Medieval. Third-world nations, especially the Arab ones, still do this. It`s why they`re highly insulted if you offer your left hand to shake.
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