Maybe Catholicism Isn`t All That Boring [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Sure, this little Catholic gadget is cool, but imagine what you can do with a Star of David.
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Male 191
That wiping thing isn`t just Medieval. Third-world nations, especially the Arab ones, still do this. It`s why they`re highly insulted if you offer your left hand to shake.
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Male 124
hah holy hand, thats crap. There is actualy a historical reason behind people treating their left and right hands differently though

In medieval times the left hand was the one people used to wipe their asses, so they used their right hand for everything else

If i was going to slap somebody and they turned their head forcing me to use my super special awesome golden hand....i`d just kick them instead

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Male 431
i have NEVER heard that you`re right hand is your holy hand. that must be only for certain denominations
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Male 4,547
Incidentally "Turn the other cheek" is a lot more loaded than people think.

Most people think it means "If someone slaps you, turn away".

It goes further though, technically meaning "If someone slaps you or tries to slap you (on your right cheek) let them slap your left".

The reason for this is that someone wouldn`t slap you with their right hand, because it is the holy hand. They`d only slap you with their left.

Thus by showing them your other cheek, you are forcing them to use their "Holy" hand, and you force them to think about what they are doing.

Basically "Go ahead, if you think this is the right thing to do, slap me with your holy hand".

Most religious Jews at the time wouldn`t.

It`s basically a free lesson in morality you`re handing out, not just a "don`t fight back".

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Female 365
I like the crucifix your a** in the main post but somebody`s jew-jitsu is so freakin` cool too I just can`t take sides oh` well either way I am waiting for JESUS
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Male 4,547
Ninja Stars of David? Who would use such a..

Ah...

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Female 846
I`m so glad that you called it a star of david and not a six pointed star...
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Male 712
Christ tells us to have mercy upon our enemies and do good to them that would do us harm...

In the interest of self-defense, I see his point so kill `em quickly and don`t let `em suffer.

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Male 1,002
The first thing I thought of when I saw this was Boondock Saints.
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Male 569
hahah that was a really good caption
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Male 1,404
I so want one!
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Male 8,302
Holy Hidden Honkey Hasps, Batman! He`s got a knife!
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Male 315
The Ten Commandments grenade is still their best seller.
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Male 312
Level 45 priest dagger
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Male 167
goes with my Mother Mary brass knuckles
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Male 2,056
here cometh thy silent night . . .
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Male 352
Oh man bob that made me chuckle.
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Male 371
the power of this knife inside christ compells you
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Male 4,290
"I came not to send peace, but a sword" - Matthew 10:34
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Male 277
You`d never see it coming.
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Male 15,510
Show that to a Nun and this is what youll get...

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Male 32
Caltrops are better...
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Male 217
These were given out free in the my chemical romance `ROCK YOUR GOD, SLIT YOUR WRISTS` tour.

Coincidently I wonder if i could get a pocket knife with a cross in it, you know to help against demons and what not, or have keanu reeves face pop out.

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Male 25,416
Thats sneaky!
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Male 522
bring on the waves of religious comments
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Female 682
woot! I think THIS is why I`m catholic! yay jesus! lol
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Male 12,365
Incidentally, ninjas didn`t use throwing stars much. They`re not reliable enough. They were a last ditch weapon, something that could be easily concealed and would certainly slow down pursuers.
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Female 3,828
LOL @ Angilion!!

you cracked me right up.

and lol @ poo too.

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Male 7,611
duffytoler, or we have one hell of a kickass religous battle about to come our way.
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Female 697
I`d buy that
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Male 5,194
Oh, a throwing-star of David, and a Crucifix switchblade! Vampires are SO dead.
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Female 999
Most Mexicans are Catholic...

I`m just saying...

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Male 12,365
[quote]lol jew ninja....? o_O it`s a CRUCIFIX lol.[/quote]

And the description reads "but imagine what you can do with a Star of David".

Star of David is Jewish.

The association of a weapon and a star leads inevitably to ninjas.

Hence, jewish ninja.

By the way, I suggest seeing a doctor about your uncontrollable laughing. There`s probably a medical problem underlying it.

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Female 3,574
lol jew ninja....? o_O it`s a CRUCIFIX lol.
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Male 7,611
how holy would you feel slitting the throats of sinners with this thing.
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Female 778
i think i would like one of those.
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Female 751
JEW NINJA!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,013
The previous model had a stone that folded out. A tad bulky, but they were into that back then.
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Male 71
Bless this cross `o lord so that with it I might stabth my foes with it. Who being naught in thine eyes, shall snuff it!
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Male 91
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! *shank*
wtf you do that for
i had to do it, he was the spawn of the devil
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Male 15,510
Who said Christans cant fight back?

Cut the other cheek!

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Male 1,360
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Female 9,475
How to protect yourself in the case of the end of the world...
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Male 1,442
The quick way of making people holey! *pun drum roll*
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Male 1,231
Lol that just about sums up catholicism :)
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Female 1,798
Out, Demon! I command you to get out! *stab stab stab* In the name of JESUS! *stab stab stab*
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Male 5,094
Thou shalt not carry a conceal`t armanent.

Wait, what?

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Male 4,807
I`ve seen these at the flea market.
Very dull and weak..... The blade is pretty dull too.
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Male 20,131
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