Man Arrested For Stealing Milk [Video]

Submitted by: porpoise 7 years ago in

No big deal, right? Maybe the guy needed the milk to provide for his family. Nah, this is I-A-B, it"s never that simple.
There are 46 comments:
Male 90
and i live in orlando...damn...
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Male 1,834
GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Male 208
Man I knew Tool fans were bad news...
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Male 131
She got kicked out of a bar?
He was fondeling with her because she was lactating?

Where the fu-ck did she leave the baby? Bad mother much. She`s ment to look after it herself, not burdon others.

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Male 25,417
Wow, stealing brest milk, random! everyone knows every self respecting parent cant drink alcohol whilst lactating kos it gets the baby drunk!
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Female 778
crakrjak, were you able to find part 3? i tried the `tinyurl` link, it was spam.
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Male 4,807
I thought I had the wrong vid for a minute.
Bewb milk ??... har de har har.
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Male 516
Well, she was unattractive... That settles it. Case closed.
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Male 172
"did he touch your left or right boob?"

"umm ri, right boob..."

"did you enjoy that?"

"ummm.. no.."

"HUH?"

"Did it make you horny?!?"

".."

And i love how he claimed that the victim was "unattractive".. LOL

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Male 17,512
So, Let me get this right. Nowadays, You can tell any story you like and if you pass a polygraph you can get someone arrested and prosecuted (even a cop) ?

Wow, They`ve really lowered their standards for prosecution lately.

Also, This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NSXy176... - Pretty much debunks lie detectors.

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Male 3,255
I wouldn`t put it past some dratin drunk bitch to lie, and honestly, her word is the only evidence so far.

"This is sexual assault--or rape if you want to be more precise. Penetration or not, this is a huge violation of someone`s sexuality.

He should have his dick ripped off, but whatever."

How the drat would you know what it was or what should happen to him? Where you there? Did you see it? Guess what, I`m Jesus. The real one. And I need money to fund my return. Send it to my paypal now or else you`re a hypocrite for believing her based solely off her word and not me. And I`m not even drunk!

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Male 174
Wow, bring on the lynch mob! This forum is ready to hang a person based solely on the word of another! I`m not saying he`s innocent, but he did pass a polygraph and that is the only statement offered in his defense during this video. It certainly cured some boredom, but I would like a bit more info before I called for his head.

Also, inappropriate title! C`mon, that was a serious situation, not comedic like was implied.

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Male 316
A lot of convictions here. Anyone care about his side of it. Let the court decide, not you. Get all the facts first, morons.
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Male 1,404
Just spawned a child and out getting kicked out of night clubs? Not to defend creep-o-the-cop but, WTF?
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Female 1,604
He looks like a creep anyway. And what nerve to say she is unattractive which is only said more than likely because she is pressing charges. and how is groping her sobering her up?
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Male 2,306
This is sexual assault--or rape if you want to be more precise. Penetration or not, this is a huge violation of someone`s sexuality.

He should have his dick ripped off, but whatever.

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Male 10,855
That man has problems.
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Male 2,591
you know.. if he woulda just went for the left bewb it wouldn`t have been such a big deal
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Male 95
pics or it didn`t happen
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Male 1,765
But... but... he listen to Tool! He can`t be a bad guy!
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Male 138
didn`t know "boob" was the correct word for breast...
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Male 848
JimmytheMed is a troll :-)

Also, I saw a Tool tshirt.

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Male 2,056
that newslady looked like she had too much coffee or something
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Female 368
did he touch your right or left breast?
DOES IT MATTER?!
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Male 368
Lolololololol he should of killed her. Or mugged her or something god..
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Female 9,560
Wow.
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Male 670
No one cares about the chick.
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Male 46
Silly police officer. Doesn`t he know so much as looking at a woman is sexual harassment?
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Male 15,832
He said, she said, and no other evidence? That isn`t proof beyond a reasonable doubt. He walks.
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Female 77
why would anyone risk being arrested just to grab a boob? at least take her wallet or something...
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Male 28
I think she is lying. Liars can pass a polygrap test. She can`t even get her story straight.
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Male 7,817
well if shes unattractive, then im going with innocent.
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Male 305
Thank you to this fine officer of the law, but perhaps their being a little harsh, after all, was it really so serious that he should be thrown in with all those hardened desk doodlers?
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Female 239
I love how hes wearing a tool shirt..
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Male 496
Bewb. Heh heh heh.
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Male 3,327
The old "the victim is ugly" defense. This guy has no shame.
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Female 115
omg....... ew
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Male 26
@RyanHake
Maybe from hickesville where you live the women are proud people are molesting them, but in florida they`re a little hesitant.
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Female 4,028
Is it bad that one of the first things I thought during the recording was, "Breast, not boob... that`s informal."
Bad.
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Male 3,842
There is absolutely nothing funny at all about this story. Sexual assault is not funny. Except the fact that it happened in Orlando, Florida. Who would have guessed?

Anyway, not appropriate for a site where I expect humor, especially with the headline suggesting a comical story.

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Male 1,013
Nice twist... err squeeze!
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Male 2,690
She doesn`t seem to confident in everything she says, but that`s florida for youuu
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Male 4,593
What? No pic of the boobs? The news today never has the FULL story...
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Male 1,674
yeah - iab, your wackey captions even make sexual assault amusing.

Good for you! Good. for. you.!

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Male 670
there was no man stealin- OOOHHHH I GET IT!
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Female 150
Link: Man Arrested For Stealing Milk [Video] [Rate Link] - No big deal, right? Maybe the guy needed the milk to provide for his family. Nah, this is I-A-B, it`s never that simple.
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