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Date: 02/09/10 10:35 AM

46 Responses to Man Arrested For Stealing Milk [Video]

  1. Profile photo of porpoise
    porpoise Female 18-29
    150 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Link: Man Arrested For Stealing Milk - No big deal, right? Maybe the guy needed the milk to provide for his family. Nah, this is I-A-B, it`s never that simple.
  2. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 10:50 am
    there was no man stealin- OOOHHHH I GET IT!
  3. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 10:52 am
    yeah - iab, your wackey captions even make sexual assault amusing.

    Good for you! Good. for. you.!

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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 10:53 am
    What? No pic of the boobs? The news today never has the FULL story...
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 10:54 am
    She doesn`t seem to confident in everything she says, but that`s florida for youuu
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Nice twist... err squeeze!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 10:59 am
    There is absolutely nothing funny at all about this story. Sexual assault is not funny. Except the fact that it happened in Orlando, Florida. Who would have guessed?

    Anyway, not appropriate for a site where I expect humor, especially with the headline suggesting a comical story.

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Is it bad that one of the first things I thought during the recording was, "Breast, not boob... that`s informal."
    Bad.
  9. Profile photo of Zynx
    Zynx Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:07 am
    @RyanHake
    Maybe from hickesville where you live the women are proud people are molesting them, but in florida they`re a little hesitant.
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    Random3 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:12 am
    omg....... ew
  11. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:29 am
    The old "the victim is ugly" defense. This guy has no shame.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Bewb. Heh heh heh.
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    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:36 am
    I love how hes wearing a tool shirt..
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    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Thank you to this fine officer of the law, but perhaps their being a little harsh, after all, was it really so serious that he should be thrown in with all those hardened desk doodlers?
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:46 am
    well if shes unattractive, then im going with innocent.
  16. Profile photo of RoboDiablo
    RoboDiablo Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    I think she is lying. Liars can pass a polygrap test. She can`t even get her story straight.
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    pomunium Female 13-17
    77 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    why would anyone risk being arrested just to grab a boob? at least take her wallet or something...
  18. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    He said, she said, and no other evidence? That isn`t proof beyond a reasonable doubt. He walks.
  19. Profile photo of JimmytheMed
    JimmytheMed Male 18-29
    46 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Silly police officer. Doesn`t he know so much as looking at a woman is sexual harassment?
  20. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    No one cares about the chick.
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Wow.
  22. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Lolololololol he should of killed her. Or mugged her or something god..
  23. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    did he touch your right or left breast?
    DOES IT MATTER?!
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    that newslady looked like she had too much coffee or something
  25. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    JimmytheMed is a troll :-)

    Also, I saw a Tool tshirt.

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    Gafnaz Male 30-39
    138 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    didn`t know "boob" was the correct word for breast...
  27. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    But... but... he listen to Tool! He can`t be a bad guy!
  28. Profile photo of ubfwins
    ubfwins Male 18-29
    95 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    pics or it didn`t happen
  29. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    you know.. if he woulda just went for the left bewb it wouldn`t have been such a big deal
  30. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    That man has problems.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2280 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    This is sexual assault--or rape if you want to be more precise. Penetration or not, this is a huge violation of someone`s sexuality.

    He should have his dick ripped off, but whatever.

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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    He looks like a creep anyway. And what nerve to say she is unattractive which is only said more than likely because she is pressing charges. and how is groping her sobering her up?
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Just spawned a child and out getting kicked out of night clubs? Not to defend creep-o-the-cop but, WTF?
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    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    A lot of convictions here. Anyone care about his side of it. Let the court decide, not you. Get all the facts first, morons.
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    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Wow, bring on the lynch mob! This forum is ready to hang a person based solely on the word of another! I`m not saying he`s innocent, but he did pass a polygraph and that is the only statement offered in his defense during this video. It certainly cured some boredom, but I would like a bit more info before I called for his head.

    Also, inappropriate title! C`mon, that was a serious situation, not comedic like was implied.

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    I wouldn`t put it past some dratin drunk bitch to lie, and honestly, her word is the only evidence so far.

    "This is sexual assault--or rape if you want to be more precise. Penetration or not, this is a huge violation of someone`s sexuality.

    He should have his dick ripped off, but whatever."

    How the drat would you know what it was or what should happen to him? Where you there? Did you see it? Guess what, I`m Jesus. The real one. And I need money to fund my return. Send it to my paypal now or else you`re a hypocrite for believing her based solely off her word and not me. And I`m not even drunk!

  37. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 1:12 am
    So, Let me get this right. Nowadays, You can tell any story you like and if you pass a polygraph you can get someone arrested and prosecuted (even a cop) ?

    Wow, They`ve really lowered their standards for prosecution lately.

    Also, This - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NSXy176... - Pretty much debunks lie detectors.

  38. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 1:32 am
    "did he touch your left or right boob?"

    "umm ri, right boob..."

    "did you enjoy that?"

    "ummm.. no.."

    "HUH?"

    "Did it make you horny?!?"

    ".."

    And i love how he claimed that the victim was "unattractive".. LOL

  39. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 5:01 am
    Well, she was unattractive... That settles it. Case closed.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 7:26 am
    I thought I had the wrong vid for a minute.
    Bewb milk ??... har de har har.
  41. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    crakrjak, were you able to find part 3? i tried the `tinyurl` link, it was spam.
  42. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Wow, stealing brest milk, random! everyone knows every self respecting parent cant drink alcohol whilst lactating kos it gets the baby drunk!
  43. Profile photo of Keitarohusky
    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    She got kicked out of a bar?
    He was fondeling with her because she was lactating?

    Where the fu-ck did she leave the baby? Bad mother much. She`s ment to look after it herself, not burdon others.

  44. Profile photo of xKrazyKoalax
    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    Man I knew Tool fans were bad news...
  45. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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    est87jmg Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 11:23 am
    and i live in orlando...damn...

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