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Date: 02/06/10 08:02 AM

42 Responses to Job Available: McDonald`s Now Hiring Cashier [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    Link: Job Available: McDonald`s Now Hiring Cashier - Wait... Oh great, another job we`re not qualified for...
  2. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:39 am
    wut.
  3. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Damn it where is the other " on Skeletor... And darn it I`m a goth... Means I wouldn`t be able to go to work dressed as a skeleton... FUUUUUU. I`m not going to apply...
  4. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:49 am
    well, there goes MY job!
  5. Profile photo of Forplay2k
    Forplay2k Male 50-59
    657 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Couldn`t they just say crackhead need not apply.
  6. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:05 am
    No anorexics can work at McDonalds or the customers would feel immediate guilt from eating there instead of guilt later?
  7. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Is that a crackhead reference or a "too thin to work for McDonald`s because its obvious you never eat the food" reference???
  8. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5471 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:58 am
    Another job this guy won`t be able to work.. what a shame.
  9. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:00 am
    I think it`s a reference to this guy.

  10. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:01 am
    ELKINGO BEAT ME TO THE PUNCHLINE!
  11. Profile photo of izzylovesian
    izzylovesian Female 18-29
    87 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:02 am
    lol thats funny cos i just got a job at mcdonalds, and if thats about eating the food, i hate mcdonalds food completely lol
  12. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:06 am
    I bet someone came in dressed as Skeletor to apply for it as a joke?
  13. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Lolz
  14. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Hahahaha I used to call my ex-girlfriend Skeletor. I should show her this. I don`t think she`d be too pleased, though.
  15. Profile photo of limecapp
    limecapp Female 18-29
    126 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    THATS BIASED TO ALL SKELETONS!!!!!!!! IM SUING
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Everyone picks on skeletor
  17. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    RACISM!
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Hahahaha I used to call my ex-girlfriend Skeletor.

    Aw, sorry to hear that relationship didn`t work out Pel buddy. Tell me, where do you think things between you and "Skeletor" started to break down?

  19. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    But that looks nothing like a McDonalds. I`m pretty sure the light intensity level (trust me, McDonalds DOES have this) is below the minimum requirement in that place. Maybe it`s a local drugstore or something...
  20. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    I think the "Skeletor" thing is to say "Meth-heads need not apply" (right?)
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    I`m pretty sure it`s illegal to discriminate on the basis of physical appearance when hiring.
  22. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    @howlingwolf

    Well it could just be to do with time of day/flash/exposure that it looks dark... but the I`d agree that the food on shelves makes it look a bit more like a convenience store than a Mcdonald`s.

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    flipuhnino Male 18-29
    13 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    This definitely isn`t McDonald`s. There`s potato chips and gummies on the shelves. Also, McDonald`s also usually takes people in as a job when they`re 16 or such. Their position is called "crew member" anyhow.
  24. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Lionhart2:
    That only applies to specific reasons outlined in some law or some such.
    If looking like Skeletor would ruin the shop`s sales and that can be proven then I`m sure it would be ok.
    However, no court would care enough.
  25. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Ummm...Thanks, flipuhnino.
  26. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    this can either mean white people or crack heads... some clarification would be awesome
  27. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    the 21+ was because they serve/sell alcohol and since its the cashier who must be 21 means its sells. leads me to a convenience store (because of the candy) or a liquor store that sells candy. although, most places, at least in the US, you only have to be 18 to sell alcohol.
  28. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    This store must be in an area infested with goths. I`d stand at the door with a lighter and a can of hair spray and torch any fake-depressive douche in makeup that walked by.
  29. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    SuperSmash, you really don`t like goth people very much, do you?
  30. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    lol, un-ended quotation.
  31. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 6:21 am
    BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
  32. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 9:18 am
    "This store must be in an area infested with goths. I`d stand at the door with a lighter and a can of hair spray and torch any fake-depressive douche in makeup that walked by."

    Well that`s a totally reasonable action to take.

  33. Profile photo of jjohns04
    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 9:22 am
    They must`ve had a coke or meth addict working for em.
  34. Profile photo of WhitbyWyrm
    WhitbyWyrm Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    That was actually a nick name we had for our biology teacher, big sunken eyes and scary blue eye shadow to got with em. Meh, the weird things you remember about high school!
  35. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    "Skeletor" is a derogatory term fat women use to describe anyone who isn`t as fat as them.
  36. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    ""Skeletor" is a derogatory term fat women use to describe anyone who isn`t as fat as them."

    well that makes sense because most skinny girls are about as attractive as skeletor...

  37. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    Dragosal:
    "well that makes sense because most skinny girls are about as attractive as skeletor..."

    Lol

  38. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    It`s nice to see McDonalds maintains high standards for knowledge of appropriate punctuation with their managers.
  39. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 7:39 am
    Damn! Ok Skeletor, guess we have to find another job.
  40. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 8:43 am
    lmfao dragisal.
  41. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    What about beast man... are you accepting applications from "beast man" look a likes?
  42. Profile photo of aCcuser
    aCcuser Male 18-29
    78 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    in other words no dratn junkies

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