Job Available: McDonald`s Now Hiring Cashier [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Funny

Wait... Oh great, another job we"re not qualified for...
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Male 78
in other words no dratn junkies
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Male 1,598
What about beast man... are you accepting applications from "beast man" look a likes?
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Female 9,584
lmfao dragisal.
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Male 2,893
Damn! Ok Skeletor, guess we have to find another job.
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Male 345
It`s nice to see McDonalds maintains high standards for knowledge of appropriate punctuation with their managers.
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Female 1,283
Dragosal:
"well that makes sense because most skinny girls are about as attractive as skeletor..."

Lol

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Male 1,629
""Skeletor" is a derogatory term fat women use to describe anyone who isn`t as fat as them."

well that makes sense because most skinny girls are about as attractive as skeletor...

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Male 5,194
"Skeletor" is a derogatory term fat women use to describe anyone who isn`t as fat as them.
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Male 14
That was actually a nick name we had for our biology teacher, big sunken eyes and scary blue eye shadow to got with em. Meh, the weird things you remember about high school!
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Male 100
They must`ve had a coke or meth addict working for em.
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Male 1,067
"This store must be in an area infested with goths. I`d stand at the door with a lighter and a can of hair spray and torch any fake-depressive douche in makeup that walked by."

Well that`s a totally reasonable action to take.

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Male 212
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
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Male 1,081
lol, un-ended quotation.
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Female 491
SuperSmash, you really don`t like goth people very much, do you?
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Male 3,755
This store must be in an area infested with goths. I`d stand at the door with a lighter and a can of hair spray and torch any fake-depressive douche in makeup that walked by.
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Male 2,703
the 21+ was because they serve/sell alcohol and since its the cashier who must be 21 means its sells. leads me to a convenience store (because of the candy) or a liquor store that sells candy. although, most places, at least in the US, you only have to be 18 to sell alcohol.
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Male 1,629
this can either mean white people or crack heads... some clarification would be awesome
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Male 3,755
Ummm...Thanks, flipuhnino.
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Male 848
Lionhart2:
That only applies to specific reasons outlined in some law or some such.
If looking like Skeletor would ruin the shop`s sales and that can be proven then I`m sure it would be ok.
However, no court would care enough.
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Male 13
This definitely isn`t McDonald`s. There`s potato chips and gummies on the shelves. Also, McDonald`s also usually takes people in as a job when they`re 16 or such. Their position is called "crew member" anyhow.
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Male 1,265
@howlingwolf

Well it could just be to do with time of day/flash/exposure that it looks dark... but the I`d agree that the food on shelves makes it look a bit more like a convenience store than a Mcdonald`s.

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Male 8,300
I`m pretty sure it`s illegal to discriminate on the basis of physical appearance when hiring.
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Male 3,842
I think the "Skeletor" thing is to say "Meth-heads need not apply" (right?)
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Male 1,351
But that looks nothing like a McDonalds. I`m pretty sure the light intensity level (trust me, McDonalds DOES have this) is below the minimum requirement in that place. Maybe it`s a local drugstore or something...
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Male 12,138
[quote]Hahahaha I used to call my ex-girlfriend Skeletor.[/quote]

Aw, sorry to hear that relationship didn`t work out Pel buddy. Tell me, where do you think things between you and "Skeletor" started to break down?

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Male 15,510
RACISM!
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Male 25,416
Everyone picks on skeletor
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Female 126
THATS BIASED TO ALL SKELETONS!!!!!!!! IM SUING
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Male 3,819
Hahahaha I used to call my ex-girlfriend Skeletor. I should show her this. I don`t think she`d be too pleased, though.
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Male 1,625
Lolz
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Male 2,690
I bet someone came in dressed as Skeletor to apply for it as a joke?
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Female 87
lol thats funny cos i just got a job at mcdonalds, and if thats about eating the food, i hate mcdonalds food completely lol
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Male 3,343
ELKINGO BEAT ME TO THE PUNCHLINE!
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Male 3,343
I think it`s a reference to this guy.

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Male 5,620
Another job this guy won`t be able to work.. what a shame.
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Male 2,688
Is that a crackhead reference or a "too thin to work for McDonald`s because its obvious you never eat the food" reference???
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Female 986
No anorexics can work at McDonalds or the customers would feel immediate guilt from eating there instead of guilt later?
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Male 705
Couldn`t they just say crackhead need not apply.
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Female 1,077
well, there goes MY job!
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Female 237
Damn it where is the other " on Skeletor... And darn it I`m a goth... Means I wouldn`t be able to go to work dressed as a skeleton... FUUUUUU. I`m not going to apply...
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Male 131
wut.
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Female 1,780
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