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Date: 02/25/10 10:05 AM

39 Responses to Jesus Still Rocking His Old MySpace Page [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Link: Jesus Still Rocking His Old MySpace Page - `That`s gonna look bitchen` as a profile picture...`
  2. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:10 am
    link is bad
  3. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:14 am
    This guy never gets laid and pretends he`s ok with it.
  4. Profile photo of BigBossDogg
    BigBossDogg Male 30-39
    132 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:15 am
    page cannot be found :(
  5. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:22 am
    Jesus didn`t wear polyester blends...
  6. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Chicks dig Jesus.
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I though Jesus was black
  8. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Jesus` Roommate is name Bob Fragendorfer, who works at the local 7-11 down the street.
  9. Profile photo of radoinc
    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Thou shalt update thy profile.
  10. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Who still uses Myspace? Jesus, you oldschool.
  11. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Wait a minute! Jesus shouldn`t have a reflection!
  12. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Jesus needs to find out about Facebook.
  13. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:56 am
    Can I friend him to find out if those bible passages are correct so within religious law I can ask that woman preacher to shut up?
  14. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 11:35 am
    is that imaguitargod?
  15. Profile photo of greggpethers
    greggpethers Male 18-29
    271 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 11:44 am
    jesus used hair straighteners?
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 11:52 am
    vv "is that imaguitargod?"

    Nah, guitargod`s was better:

  17. Profile photo of gram947
    gram947 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Look at the big man, rocking that sweet `stache
  18. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Jesus` right hand looks like its grabbing a tit.
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Sad people in front of mirrors taking photos, doent people have friends!
  20. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    nice camera Jesus. knew you didn`t die for nothing!
  21. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    I see you`ve shaved, Jesus.
  22. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Jeebus rulz,y`all.
  23. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    jesus! I FINALLY FOUND YOU!
  24. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    The Zombie Messiah was never that white, and if you think he was you are wrong.
    If he existed at all he looked more like Barack Obama`s skin color, even darker than that perhaps.
  25. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    jesus adapts to technology very well
  26. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Oh how sad. Sad, sad person. And he really doesn`t see it, does he?
  27. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    hahahha, thats pretty awesome
  28. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    >StarDagger

    Man, Jesus could have been (assuming he did indeed exist) any colour at all. Around that time, the Roman Empire expanded all up down Europe`s and Middle East`s and Northern Africa`s ass. Although, yes Jesus was allegedly born in Israel, Rome was everywhere, he could have been white. Of course, back in the day, life wasn`t complete without your slaves, Rome brought slaves from all over the Empire to all over the Empire, Africans, Egyptians, etc. all over the place. Jesus could have been black or Egyptian. He could even have been (although far less likely than black, white, or middle eastern) Hispanic.

    Or you know... maybe when they wrote this story the author`s never really gave Jesus a colour, and let it be whatever your vision of their character may be. It is indeed a great story... crazy fairy tales. Needed more dragons, and pits that people yelled "This is ___" and kick people into.

  29. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:19 am
    why is Jesus white?
  30. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:38 am
    new type of scene
  31. Profile photo of Jesus122500
    Jesus122500 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    meh, he`s just an imposter
  32. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    emo jesus WOULD have a myspace.
  33. Profile photo of Nlupu
    Nlupu Male 18-29
    229 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    I FOUND JESUS!!! HES IN THE BATHROOM!
  34. Profile photo of nicolanicola
    nicolanicola Female 13-17
    59 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    `me before baptism`
  35. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    this is while hes practicing his pick-up line:
    "hey babe, wanna see how god does things?"
  36. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    WIN
  37. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:00 am
    As far as I know, it`s still not completely known what color skin ancient Egyptians actually had. There had been evidence that they were born white, but their skin tanned quickly and dramatically being in the sun for hours each day, every year of their lives.
  38. Profile photo of ash_gordon
    ash_gordon Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 9:38 am
    I`m pretty sure this is Captain Hook, a 4chan regular...

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