Jesus Still Rocking His Old MySpace Page [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

"That"s gonna look bitchen" as a profile picture..."
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Male 2
I`m pretty sure this is Captain Hook, a 4chan regular...
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Female 355
As far as I know, it`s still not completely known what color skin ancient Egyptians actually had. There had been evidence that they were born white, but their skin tanned quickly and dramatically being in the sun for hours each day, every year of their lives.
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Female 4,376
WIN
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Female 301
this is while hes practicing his pick-up line:
"hey babe, wanna see how god does things?"
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Female 59
`me before baptism`
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Male 229
I FOUND JESUS!!! HES IN THE BATHROOM!
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Male 4,793
emo jesus WOULD have a myspace.
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Male 24
meh, he`s just an imposter
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Female 248
new type of scene
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Male 430
why is Jesus white?
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Male 1,292
>StarDagger

Man, Jesus could have been (assuming he did indeed exist) any colour at all. Around that time, the Roman Empire expanded all up down Europe`s and Middle East`s and Northern Africa`s ass. Although, yes Jesus was allegedly born in Israel, Rome was everywhere, he could have been white. Of course, back in the day, life wasn`t complete without your slaves, Rome brought slaves from all over the Empire to all over the Empire, Africans, Egyptians, etc. all over the place. Jesus could have been black or Egyptian. He could even have been (although far less likely than black, white, or middle eastern) Hispanic.

Or you know... maybe when they wrote this story the author`s never really gave Jesus a colour, and let it be whatever your vision of their character may be. It is indeed a great story... crazy fairy tales. Needed more dragons, and pits that people yelled "This is ___" and kick people into.

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Male 5,190
You think after so many years Jesus try some new clothes. o.o
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Male 2,748
hahahha, thats pretty awesome
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Male 8,302
Oh how sad. Sad, sad person. And he really doesn`t see it, does he?
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Male 807
jesus adapts to technology very well
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Male 1,190
The Zombie Messiah was never that white, and if you think he was you are wrong.
If he existed at all he looked more like Barack Obama`s skin color, even darker than that perhaps.
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Female 682
jesus! I FINALLY FOUND YOU!
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Female 855
Jeebus rulz,y`all.
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Female 4,028
I see you`ve shaved, Jesus.
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Male 678
nice camera Jesus. knew you didn`t die for nothing!
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Male 25,416
Sad people in front of mirrors taking photos, doent people have friends!
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Male 252
Jesus` right hand looks like its grabbing a tit.
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Female 82
Look at the big man, rocking that sweet `stache
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Male 12,138
vv "is that imaguitargod?"

Nah, guitargod`s was better:

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Male 271
jesus used hair straighteners?
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Male 1,452
is that imaguitargod?
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Male 1,013
Can I friend him to find out if those bible passages are correct so within religious law I can ask that woman preacher to shut up?
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Female 1,043
Jesus needs to find out about Facebook.
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Male 881
Wait a minute! Jesus shouldn`t have a reflection!
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Male 224
Who still uses Myspace? Jesus, you oldschool.
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Male 184
Thou shalt update thy profile.
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Male 126
Jesus` Roommate is name Bob Fragendorfer, who works at the local 7-11 down the street.
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Male 15,510
I though Jesus was black
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Male 116
Chicks dig Jesus.
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Female 2,509
Jesus didn`t wear polyester blends...
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Male 132
page cannot be found :(
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Female 1,112
This guy never gets laid and pretends he`s ok with it.
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Male 294
link is bad
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Male 20,196
Link: Jesus Still Rocking His Old MySpace Page [Pic] [Rate Link] - `That`s gonna look bitchen` as a profile picture...`
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