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Date: 02/03/10 10:01 AM

54 Responses to Inventor Unveils $7,000 Talking Sex Robot

  1. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 9:36 am
    Link: Inventor Unveils $7,000 Talking Sex Robot - For $7,000, you think he could have made her at least... attractive.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:09 am
    a) Why the hell would you want a sex doll to talk?
    b) Can`t cook or clean? Fail
    c) that`s one butt uglee sex toy.
  3. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:22 am
    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=...
  4. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I hear for an extra $20 she comes with a personalized paper bag...
  5. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:30 am
    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=...
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:37 am
    thats just creepy
  7. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Robots have officially gone too far!
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 11:26 am
    Repost but still creepy!
  9. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 11:35 am
    "Whenever she`s out in public, everyone wants to talk to her and pose for pictures. It`s so cute."

    WTF is cute about that????

  10. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 11:36 am
    I like how the inventor himself said "there`s a tremendous need for this product." I mean, just look at that guy. Maybe HE has a tremendous need for that, but not everybody does...
  11. Profile photo of ProXLaw
    ProXLaw Male 30-39
    122 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 11:55 am
    I`m going to call bullpoo on every guy that`s posted so far! If you were alone on a rainy day...you`d hit it! And you know it! The only difference is, you don`t want to pay $7K.
  12. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    "She doesn`t vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else,"
    Cleaning, cooking, and sex.
    Right.
    That`s why women exist.
    Now if you`ll excuse me, my faith in humanity needs to get to the emergency room.
  13. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    KannaLilly,

    I feel the same. :/

  14. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    weirdos, the lot of `em
  15. Profile photo of ChaoSSaucE
    ChaoSSaucE Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    I...guess this is filling a need for people with a powerful desire to have sex with cave women.
  16. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    thanks Kanna, that was my first thought too.

    my second thought was: "didn`t we just see another guy with his sexbots on here a few weeks ago?"

    they are coming in droves!

  17. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    @ProXLaw

    LOL ya righ... AWWWWWWWW!! who I`m I kidding I would I`d have to know what it`s like.

  18. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    I think
    I`d want one. hm.
  19. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    @ChaoS: or have sex with robots....
  20. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    In the event that I felt that a $7K sex robot was a worthwhile expenditure...
    1) It better at least look like something I`d want to have sex with.
    2) For that amount of money I don`t want conversation
    3) I`d shoot myself. 7K for sex means I`m pretty much done anyway.
  21. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Why would i want something that talks? The whole point is that it doesnt nag you, they shouldve programmed it to make sandwiches. Now THATS innovative.
  22. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    He`s gotta make these robots more attractive if he wants to sell them. Most guys can get an ugly chick to nag them endlessly for free.
  23. Profile photo of krieg_fox
    krieg_fox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    as far as price goes, think about this, how much does a guy spend on his gf/wife. in the end it comes out you spend more or the same on a girl. I am just saying, add in movies, flowers, jewelry, and whatever else may come up and bam, an easy 7k. But i would still prefer carbon over silicone any day.
  24. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    O.O So ugly
  25. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    "There`s a tremendous need for this kind of product," LOL
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Ill pay $10,000 if it doesnt talks
  27. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    daaamn what`s wrong with it`s face
  28. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Is it sad that I kind of knew the inventor of a sex robot would look like that?
  29. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    he needs to get with the people at real doll.
  30. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Wow, you`d think he would at least make it hot... It looks like it was hit in the face with a frying pan.
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    What an idiot, doesn`t he know the First Rule of Sex is "shut up and open up"?
  32. Profile photo of v10monster
    v10monster Male 18-29
    47 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    HAHAHAAHAHA "luckily,guys, she has an off switch"
  33. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    "She doesn`t vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else."
    That statement brings out the big scary feminist in me.
  34. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    She looks like Joan Rivers!
  35. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    Angelmassb "Ill pay $10,000 if it doesnt talks"

    There`s a waiting list for that particular model.

  36. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    IT`S DOLL! (the manga)
  37. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:01 am
    She reminds me of Catherine Tate...
  38. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:47 am
    One that DOESN`T talk sells for $20,000.
  39. Profile photo of M3ssenjah
    M3ssenjah Male 13-17
    80 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:27 am
    UNCANNY VALLEY
  40. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:29 am
    It`s... it`s NOT made in Japan!?

    They are still working on japanese speaking models.. this is made in AMERICA!

  41. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:36 am
    Ahhh, she looks like he has set her to nagging mode.
  42. Profile photo of Reaper8
    Reaper8 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:37 am
    "She doesn`t vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else,"

    Considering all IT does is talk and be a hole to put things into, this is probably one of the most sexist things I`ve ever seen.

  43. Profile photo of LtBard
    LtBard Male 18-29
    108 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 7:54 am
    You expected a man that has to make inanimate objects his sex slaves to have good taste in women?
  44. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 8:53 am
    OMG she`s ugly XD
    Well, anything goes when you`re desperate, I guess :P
  45. Profile photo of srgtpepper
    srgtpepper Female 18-29
    10 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 11:26 am
    she almost looks like she has a developmental disease.
  46. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    It`s just great knowing that while they are making great advances in the field of bionics and other technologies that will improve the quality of thousands or millions of people`s lives, there are people spending their lives researching... this. I mean, they can do whatever they want with their time, but come on....
  47. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    LOL!
    OMG I went to the website!
    So gross!!!
  48. Profile photo of Looshk
    Looshk Female 18-29
    124 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Seastone
    srgtpepper
    Isobel
    LtBard
    Reaper8

    I agree 110% with all of you...

    Especially with srgtpepper she does look like she has a developmental disease!

  49. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    she looks like him...
  50. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:20 am
    desperate times call for desperate measures!
  51. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    I mean guys, go ahead and do this type of stuff but at least make her have a pretty face.... she`s ugly!
  52. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    Yeah, her face is like...developmental disease indeed.
  53. Profile photo of Gafnaz
    Gafnaz Male 30-39
    138 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    has anyone noticed how much females posted on this? just saying, it`s funny in a way. probably a lot of males don`t want to be embarassed by saying what they think also!
  54. Profile photo of aCcuser
    aCcuser Male 18-29
    78 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    god dam i wish i made this they are sleling em for 7,000 dollars and thousands of men are already signed up for them and are waiting do the math its only gonna get more popular. drat poo so much money to be made from this.

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