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Date: 02/01/10 10:33 AM

72 Responses to Idiot Tests the Patience of Russian Reporter [Vid]

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    February 1, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Link: Idiot Tests the Patience of Russian Reporter - They say idiot. We say genius!
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    venerake Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:46 am
    haha my new idol
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    desslox Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:52 am
    my god i wish we had someone to tell me if the reporter talked any trash to the guy or if he just rolled with it?..... hint hint or we can make up our own
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    mystreT Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:54 am
    That was awesome. Talk about dedicated to the gag. Was that Russian though? the writing on the screen didn`t appear to be Russian.
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:59 am
    its portuguese not russian... you say russian we say idiot..
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Why would a "Russian" reporter be reporting from Portugal in Portuguese?

    Russian looks NOTHING like Portuguese, they don`t even use the same alphabet.

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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:05 am
    I wouldn`t say he was testing the reporter`s patience at all, infact, at the end he seemed to get into the fun.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:05 am
    Wow. thats total dedication. kudos to the reporter tho!
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Its portuguese ignorants, come on, the writing below is portuguese, FC Porto and Sporting Clube are both football teams from Portugal, and finally and most obvious is the place, Lisboa, capital of which country? Portugal, not Russia or Korea, Portugal
    They say Russian, We say idiot!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:07 am
    Errr, that is Portugal. I guess anything different to English sounds Russian to some in here.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:08 am
    With the obvious mistake aside, I must say that someone doing that to an America reporter wouldnt be that lucky
  12. Profile photo of Fortitude
    Fortitude Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:28 am
    Moooole, moley moley moley!

    Mole!

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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:33 am
    vv you beat me to it! LOL
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    twitchy11B Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:35 am
    ok so you we say russia, you say portugal. you dont have to be a rude jerk off just to correct them. there now look what you have made me do, i have sunk to your lvl. /sigh.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Hey sorry that was me not "them" as in IAB. I admit to being a well travelled American Idiot and should have known better. But the dude looked Russian, he sounded Russian and in my zeal to be the first to post this I wrote Russian. Don`t blame IAB for my stupidity.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Fortitude I was definitely thinking the same thing! And holy crap how does that guy manage to not bust out laughing? Brilliant
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Ok, it might sound russian, but jesus wept. The clues are all there.

    Oh, and the content was good.

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    Astheroid Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    That don`t sound Russian to me.

    The Guy was an ass though, I would`ve done something if I was the reporter. Made it more interesting. :)

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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    That`s amazing. That reporter found the only black man in Portugal.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Someone should have kicked that dumbass right in the fun spot. That wasn`t funny... it was annoying. Jackass.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Also, I never noticed it before, but Portugese does sound a bit like Russian... go figure.
  22. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    hahaha i would`ve whacked him with the microphone. :P
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    thats quite the mole he has there
  24. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Also, I never noticed it before, but Portugese does sound a bit like Russian... go figure.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Someone should have kicked that dumbass right in the fun spot. That wasn`t funny... it was annoying. Jackass.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    That was amazingly rude and self-centered.
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    NotAllowed Female 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    that`s not russian...that`s portugese or something...
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    Nick_13 Male 30-39
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    February 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    btw the reporter is being very cool about the whole thing, he says at the end "now i will do the end of the interview from behind the back of this guy who has been on my back for the rest of the interview" or words to that effect.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    February 1, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    "Idiot Tests the Patience of Russian Reporter"

    Portuguese (not Russian) Reporter Fails Test.

    I waited a minute to see that tard get clocked. Then I clicked to the end to see him still standing. >-(

    If that had really been a Russian, he`d have beaten him like a rented mule. X-(

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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    HAHAHAHAHHAHA AWESOME! If you can`t find the funny in effing with the media, than you need to remove the pole my friend.
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    gram947 Female 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Wow what a jerk those people were too decent I would`ve knocked his caboose out
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    Klivel Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    I`m surprised so many people put up with him invading their personal space like that.

    Who`d have thought he`d get away with something like that in Russia of all places... I`m surprised he didn`t "disappear".

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    Avalessa Female 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    gram947
    teehee, caboose.
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    Qystein Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    I simply love the ending! ;D
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    AmigoNY Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    LMAO!
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    DertMerchant Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    wow, I was waiting for the payoff at the end where the reported smashes his head.. But nothing happened. I was bored. Now, I still am.
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    thank you DertMerchant, i was wondering the same thing. then i saw your comment, and saved 2 minutes of my life.
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    your0mom Male 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    NOT F*CKING RUSSIAN LOOK AT THE F*CKING WRITING

    sorry about that, idk what the language is
    it has some french-sounding words in it

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    AK-47 Male 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    It`s portuguese
  40. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    portuguese does sound a little bit like russian. but it you look at the characters, you can tell its not russian.
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    gchemin Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Of course it`s Portuguese! Look at eht top right corner: It`s written DIRECTO LISBOA. LISBOA is the DC of PORTUGAL! I don`t even have to be Portuguese speaker to realize this!!!!
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    gchemin Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    P.S.: Portuguese doesn`t soud ANY like Russian... SOrry...
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    Gortrok Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Yeah, it`s Portuguese, get an education people -.- The top right bar thing says "Lisboa", which is Portuguese for Lisbon. Close enough to tell? I think so. It looks like Spanish, but it`s not quite Spanish... what else could it be? :O
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    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    February 1, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!"

    I kept hearing this in my mind while I watched this clip! Hehehehe...

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    Paaahka Female 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    I don`t see what`s so great about this video. Nothing interesting happened, total waste of 3:23.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    sooo, what are they saying?
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    February 1, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    That don`t sound like Soviet Russian!?! Caption fail.
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    ctimlock Male 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    This guy actually does this all the time, there are heaps of videos of him just being a clown infront of the camera.
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    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    That`s not Russian.
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    I cracked up when he got in front of the reporter.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    February 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    lol loved how he stayed with it the whole way through.
    are you sure that is Russian? not that I speak it, but it didn`t look like Russian text on the bottom
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    "are you sure that is Russian?"
    No way this is Russian. Not even Eastern European. I can`t understand any part of it at all. It had some Spanish in it though, maybe Portuguese?
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    starczar Male 50-59
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    The idiot who posted this is the idiot... This is a reporter in Portugal. They are speaking Portuguese. It says Lisboa which is Lisbon in the upper right corner. God how ignorant are you all to think this is Russian and not be able to realize it`s a European Latin based language? Where is the Cyrillic alphabet?
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    I`d say spanish or Portuguese...russian is quite a stretch.
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    yar, what starczar said.
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    npdarren Male 18-29
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    Ah damn, give me my 3:23 back. I was waiting for at least a swift slap to the face...but no, nothing. I am disappoint.
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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
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    February 1, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    First off, can I just say that there`s no use in all of IAB posting just saying "It`s Portuguese, not Russian!". People have said it before, there`s no sense repeating it.

    Also, I was also disappointed by no physical fighting at all :P
    Apparently the "Russian Reporter" passed the "Idiot`s" test of patience :P

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    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    February 2, 2010 at 12:09 am
    It`s Portuguese, not Russian!
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    TheGax Male 18-29
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    February 2, 2010 at 1:33 am
    i think it`s so cool that i can understand absolutely everything they`re saying =)

    and yes, it`s portuguese

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    binarystarr Male 30-39
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    February 2, 2010 at 5:55 am
    well handled by the reporter.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    February 2, 2010 at 8:13 am
    What a douchebag reporter.
  62. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    February 2, 2010 at 8:45 am
    [email protected]
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    ziestan Female 18-29
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    February 2, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    its so amazing that when americans ear somebody speaking another language, or its MEXICAN(that doesent exist, its spanish btw) or its russian!Learn some Global Culture!! thats Portuguese and its one of languages more spoken in the world!
  64. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
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    February 2, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    "its so amazing that when americans ear somebody speaking another language, or its MEXICAN(that doesent exist, its spanish btw) or its russian!Learn some Global Culture!! thats Portuguese and its one of languages more spoken in the world!"

    Thanks for stereotyping me. I came here to be relieved of boredom, not insulted. :(

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    tozfttoz Male 18-29
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    February 2, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    omg if i was that reporter i wouldve beat the $hit out of this nigga
    i was so waiting for the reporter to punch him out of the screen or something :(
  66. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2010 at 7:07 am
    "its so amazing that when americans ear somebody speaking another language, or its MEXICAN(that doesent exist, its spanish btw) or its russian!Learn some Global Culture!! thats Portuguese and its one of languages more spoken in the world!"

    This comment is funnier than the video! Irony is pretty great..

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    duckflash Female 13-17
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    February 3, 2010 at 7:51 am
    dont get it why people say portuguese sounds like russian (im portuguese and make fun of russian accent all the time). i never watch the news and now im sad i missed this. Nothing interesting ever happens around here, my cats crash into the window a lot and thats it.
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    felena Female 13-17
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    February 3, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    I hate the way he just stares at the camera... Yeah, you`re on TV, get over it. I wanted the reporter to punch him.
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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
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    February 3, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    wow Russian? since when is Russian written in latin letters? it`s obviously Portuguese, they even have scarves with the yellow and green colors of the Brazilian soccer team!!
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    charlies Female 18-29
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    February 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
    who cares what language it is, most of us don`t understand it so whether it is russian, portuguese, or yo momma, it doesn`t matter. go with it. jeez.
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    aCcuser Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2010 at 12:50 am
    ahaha that dude dratn owned the reporter
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    jadebruy Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2010 at 4:17 am
    XbigXmommaX, those are not the brazilian national team colors... it`s just a report on the bigest match in PORTUGAL, porto - Lisboa

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