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Date: 02/17/10 07:34 AM

45 Responses to I Hate My Hometown [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Link: I Hate My Hometown - And the smells that pick up during the windy season--ugh--it`s ghastly.
  2. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Usually when you see Anus, you just drive right on in.
  3. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 7:48 am
    Gives new meaning to being the ass-end of nowhere?
  4. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Doesn`t look as bad as F--king, Austria.
  5. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:19 am
    If I lived in a town with that name I would make skid marks all day on the road
  6. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:27 am
    hahahaha... let the double entendres roll in. How `bout this one:

    "Anus looks like it`s pretty small... I guess I`d be suprised if you could fit more than a few people in there at once."

  7. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:28 am
    and just out of curiosity, what do you call people from Anus? Anals?
  8. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Where`s the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile when you need it?
  9. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:32 am
    I used to drive my cars through Anus, but I rectum.
  10. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:52 am
    @mntlmstrbtr-u only need 1 comment, thank u.
  11. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:57 am
    you think that stinks drive thru river rouge and delray with your windows down in the summer
  12. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 9:27 am
    sorry bananajojo... the jokes kept flowing. By the way, you only need one "na" and one "jo," thank you.
  13. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 9:35 am
    2 questions, is it New Hampshire, and are you allowed to wiggle there?
  14. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 9:56 am
    I hear all streets in that town are one way...
  15. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Everything looks normal here!
  16. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I hear it`s really pooty in that town...
  17. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 11:14 am
    Mianus is funnier:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnaIwGy03...
  18. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I`d take a trip there, always interesting to try something new
  19. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    i bet that`s in france. on another note i like how they put the sign in a pot of flowers.
  20. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    "Address please."

    "123 Whatever St."

    "Town?"

    "Uh..."

    "Town please."

    "Anus."

  21. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    The people in that town are really anal.
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Anus, where you want to be!
  23. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    thats a beautiful photo of anus
  24. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    (Please insert anus joke here)
  25. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    I don`t know, that anus looks mighty clean to me.
  26. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    Is that close to Butthole Lane? I have a bmp. of that one.
  27. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    So that`s where my anus is...
  28. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    *scrambles to Google Earth*
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Reminds me of a street sign in Aberdeen, Scotland for Canal Street. A couple of buddies of mine covered up the initial letters. For years, we would smile knowingly as we walked past "anal treet"...
  30. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    That has France all over it. Hands down.
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Such a small, tight community... everyone there uses the back door. It can be a crappy place to live sometimes, but every yuppie who passes through kisses everything in sight... Butt... the local canyons and sinkholes are worth a daily visit...
  32. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    And don`t forget about Uranus
  33. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    why anus is very beautiful!
  34. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus,_Franc...
  35. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    there is a town (i think in america) called myanus... they did a whole thing with it on jackass... never gets old :D :P
  36. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    is that an american anus or a french anus
  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    I bet that sign is stolen constantly.
  38. Profile photo of watdatdoo
    watdatdoo Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:03 am
    Sorry this might be necessarily long.
    "Betty? Is that you?"
    "Uhhh, hi?"
    "It`s Me, Joann from high school."
    "Oh my gosh, Hi! how have you been?"
    OKKKKKKKK I`m bored.
    "Blahh blahh blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    "Blahhh blah blah blah?"
    "Blah Blah blah live?"
    "Blah Blah Blah in Anus, down that direction."
    "Blah Great!"
    "Blah blah kids, blah blah husband, blah blah poop." (Literally) ???!
    All of a sudden!!!!!!!!
    (Long pause.)
    Yes if you know what are those indigent gentlemen with lollipop juice covered mustache must take all of that ass (mule) --tisk tisk-- down the street to a parlor to have a great time conversing with many different but alike individuals on a sharp pedestal.
    Anyways. back to the story.
    (Long pause.)
    "You live in Anus?! LMAO!!"
    The end.

    NOW SLAP YOUR DRATING KNEE!!!
  39. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:46 am
    "I bet that sign is stolen constantly."

    I know I`d give it a go... although I`d be quite happy with a photo.

  40. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 5:31 am
    better than being called "rectum"
  41. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 8:41 am
    lol
  42. Profile photo of joker7189
    joker7189 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 10:16 am
    @whatdatdoo

    Uh thanks for the story?

  43. Profile photo of SlEePyDuDe42
    SlEePyDuDe42 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    That`s amazing lol
  44. Profile photo of kewlbetti
    kewlbetti Female 30-39
    62 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 8:03 am
    God old France! They also have a road called "Route de Anus"

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