I Hate My Hometown [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

And the smells that pick up during the windy season--ugh--it"s ghastly.
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Female 62
God old France! They also have a road called "Route de Anus"
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Male 16
That`s amazing lol
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Male 92
@whatdatdoo

Uh thanks for the story?

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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 1,093
better than being called "rectum"
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Female 162
"I bet that sign is stolen constantly."

I know I`d give it a go... although I`d be quite happy with a photo.

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Male 31
Sorry this might be necessarily long.
"Betty? Is that you?"
"Uhhh, hi?"
"It`s Me, Joann from high school."
"Oh my gosh, Hi! how have you been?"
OKKKKKKKK I`m bored.
"Blahh blahh blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"Blahhh blah blah blah?"
"Blah Blah blah live?"
"Blah Blah Blah in Anus, down that direction."
"Blah Great!"
"Blah blah kids, blah blah husband, blah blah poop." (Literally) ???!
All of a sudden!!!!!!!!
(Long pause.)
Yes if you know what are those indigent gentlemen with lollipop juice covered mustache must take all of that ass (mule) --tisk tisk-- down the street to a parlor to have a great time conversing with many different but alike individuals on a sharp pedestal.
Anyways. back to the story.
(Long pause.)
"You live in Anus?! LMAO!!"
The end.

NOW SLAP YOUR DRATING KNEE!!!
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Male 9,305
I bet that sign is stolen constantly.
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Female 385
is that an american anus or a french anus
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Male 2,748
there is a town (i think in america) called myanus... they did a whole thing with it on jackass... never gets old :D :P
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Female 261
Male 321
why anus is very beautiful!
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Male 10,855
And don`t forget about Uranus
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Male 5,189
Nice view.

^ Dont even take that out of context.

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Male 8,302
Such a small, tight community... everyone there uses the back door. It can be a crappy place to live sometimes, but every yuppie who passes through kisses everything in sight... Butt... the local canyons and sinkholes are worth a daily visit...
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Male 2,056
That has France all over it. Hands down.
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Male 12,138
Reminds me of a street sign in Aberdeen, Scotland for Canal Street. A couple of buddies of mine covered up the initial letters. For years, we would smile knowingly as we walked past "anal treet"...
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Male 1,523
*scrambles to Google Earth*
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Female 9,557
So that`s where my anus is...
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Male 454
Is that close to Butthole Lane? I have a bmp. of that one.
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Male 1,351
I don`t know, that anus looks mighty clean to me.
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Male 2,893
(Please insert anus joke here)
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Male 126
thats a beautiful photo of anus
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Male 25,417
Anus, where you want to be!
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Male 430
The people in that town are really anal.
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Female 509
"Address please."

"123 Whatever St."

"Town?"

"Uh..."

"Town please."

"Anus."

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Male 1,596
i bet that`s in france. on another note i like how they put the sign in a pot of flowers.
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Female 1,001
I`d take a trip there, always interesting to try something new
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Male 970
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Female 859
I hear it`s really pooty in that town...
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Male 2,690
Everything looks normal here!
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Female 237
I hear all streets in that town are one way...
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Male 1,013
2 questions, is it New Hampshire, and are you allowed to wiggle there?
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Male 737
sorry bananajojo... the jokes kept flowing. By the way, you only need one "na" and one "jo," thank you.
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Male 2,591
you think that stinks drive thru river rouge and delray with your windows down in the summer
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Female 1,401
@mntlmstrbtr-u only need 1 comment, thank u.
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Male 737
I used to drive my cars through Anus, but I rectum.
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Male 737
Where`s the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile when you need it?
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Male 737
and just out of curiosity, what do you call people from Anus? Anals?
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Male 737
hahahaha... let the double entendres roll in. How `bout this one:

"Anus looks like it`s pretty small... I guess I`d be suprised if you could fit more than a few people in there at once."

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Male 371
If I lived in a town with that name I would make skid marks all day on the road
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Male 10,855
Doesn`t look as bad as F--king, Austria.
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Female 1,211
Gives new meaning to being the ass-end of nowhere?
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Male 737
Usually when you see Anus, you just drive right on in.
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Male 20,816
Link: I Hate My Hometown [Pic] [Rate Link] - And the smells that pick up during the windy season--ugh--it`s ghastly.
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