How To Mess With Your Local Pizza Place... [Pic]

Submitted by: for_serious? 7 years ago in Funny

Hey, at least it"s (mostly) on the correct side!
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Male 1
@JUGGALETTEx0 NO! You cannot turn the pie around. And even if you could what if you had pepp/mush on one side and chili/pina on the other?
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Male 80
hahahaha... it`s so exact of how they ordered itt. hahahahaha
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Female 1,172
My friend only eats pizza with just cheese and no sauce...I thought that was weird too, but apparently there are others who do this.
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Male 694
me and my buddy ordered a half n half pizza from pizza hut. one half pepperoni lovers, one half hawaiian. the website messed it up and it came half pepperoni, half Hawaiian minus pineapples and ham and everything lol. had a half cheese (no sause), half pepperoni pizza. called them and they said people do that a lot so they didnt question it. then they sent us a whole new pizza :D
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Female 258
Juggalette, they have "left" and "right" so they can differentiate between someone who wants peppers on one side and olives on the other and someone who wants peppers AND olives on one side and neither on the other.
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Female 1,380
um.....instead of picking left or right, can`t they just have like "half" because regardless of what side you put it on, you can just spin it around....
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Male 440
i`ve gotta know what company does that. i`ve gotta try it one day. hope it`s not expensive.
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Female 237
How is this a joke? They still get paid for making it... Like they give a hoot, they get pranked with all the time... They still had to pay for it though... Hmpf.
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Female 4,197
lol awesome! We don`t have that option over here... at least, none that I know of...
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Female 248
haha! LOL we dont get to choose what side it goes on!
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Male 639
"Fav`ed, what a hilarious joke!!"

Lol, I thought the same thing. God this is funny.

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Male 9
Fav`ed, what a hilarious joke!!
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Female 999
I typed "i am bored at work" into google like 4 or 4 years ago, and here I am today.

Pizza made me laugh.

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Male 4,004
""This site is founded on the theory that people will get so incredibilly bored as to type things like "I`m Bored" into their search engines just to see what happens."

Somebody take a shot in the dark and guess how I found I-A-B?

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Female 713
That`s beef? It looks like....poo....
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Male 1,404
Focaccia without the love.
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Male 411
DUDE they`ve got Anchovies there! Can`t get those anywhere around here that I know of.
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Male 1,523
I would order nothing but bacon...
He must not have thought this through.
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Female 3,828
well the meat just like fell onto the wrong side in travel...

man that looks gross, tho

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Male 670
[quote]joke`s on you coz you paid for it and they profit from it!
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Pizza place wins
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Looks to me like the jokes on the person to ordered it. I mean, He still had to pay for a full pizza and only got "exactly what he drating asked for".
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Yeah, you sure messed with them alright...up until the point where they actually made what you ordered and then delivered it and you realized you just paid for a piece of baked cardboard with some meat on it.[/quote]

If you don`t want to spend the money, you don`t do it. If you don`t care, you do it anyway. It`s as simple as that. Whoever ordered doesn`t "fail" or "lose" because he lost money, he wins because he actually has enough money to randomly spend money to do this.

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Female 1,283
[quote]it`s <quote>text</quote>, except use [] brackets.[/quote]

Ah, many thanks! Almost like the WoW forums >.>...

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Female 9
should have been bacon
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Male 471
[quote]Anyways, how the hell do you italicize?[/quote]

it`s <quote>text</quote>, except use [] brackets.

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Female 682
i would just order the nummy-looking bread....hells yesh...
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Female 1,283
"That`s the same argument people try to use for pirating against the RIAA and the MPAA. It`s appropriating (and in this case, trying to take credit for) something that`s not yours. Sure, it may not be "theft" in the legal sense, but it`s still stealing. (and if it doesn`t matter over something so small, why bother doing it in the first place? What`s the point there?"

People like to rationalize because they know it`s bad, Esopillar.

Anyways, how the hell do you italicize?

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Female 1,283
I think you got owned when they delivered it to you XD
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Female 387
I just think about the poor person who had to make that order and was like"...um....huh?"
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Female 28
joke`s on you coz you paid for it and they profit from it!
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Male 571
Pizza place wins
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Male 2,148
Haha.
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Male 2,056
such failure
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Female 295
o_O lol
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Female 33
ah shut up and eat your pizza.
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Female 239
Well.. I guess we all know who really laughs last.
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Male 1,002
oh man. that is the saddest piece of food I`ve ever seen!
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Male 559
Looks to me like the jokes on the person to ordered it. I mean, He still had to pay for a full pizza and only got "exactly what he drating asked for". I fail to even see the joke.
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Male 734
Yeah, you sure messed with them alright...up until the point where they actually made what you ordered and then delivered it and you realized you just paid for a piece of baked cardboard with some meat on it.
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Male 1,505
LOL
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Male 471
[quote]Sunday, February 28, 2010 1:02:29 PM
interesting point esopillar, but it isnt really stealing. Its copying. The original owners can still have their own version. Stealing is when the victim doesn`t have the item any more[/quote]

That`s the same argument people try to use for pirating against the RIAA and the MPAA. It`s appropriating (and in this case, trying to take credit for) something that`s not yours. Sure, it may not be "theft" in the legal sense, but it`s still stealing. (and if it doesn`t matter over something so small, why bother doing it in the first place? What`s the point there?)

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Male 1,837
god this has been around the internet for ages, it`s not that funny anyway.
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Female 5,222
o0
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Male 15,510
So funny but what a lame pizza
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha! thats funny, i laughed after viewing the funny side of this picture! LOlz!
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Male 49
(looking at the depth of the box with awe)
Damn, how thick are those pizzas?
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Male 1,452
interesting point esopillar, but it isnt really stealing. Its copying. The original owners can still have their own version. Stealing is when the victim doesn`t have the item any more
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Male 1,452
deleting your douchey comments, very classy
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Female 15,763
;)
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Male 471
Oh, look, they changed the title, too.

Well played, IAB. Well played.

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Male 471
"WE KNOW, 99% of the crap on here is USER SUBMITTED, the main things that separates it from a cesspool like Ebaums is they usually link to the original source and they don`t shamelessly put an I-A-B logo on everything on the site."

Like in this pic? Or this one, where someone at IAB actually photoshopped someone else`s watermark out and put the IAB face on?

There`s nothing wrong with posting stuff found on other sites, as long as it`s done fairly (ie, not erasing watermarks to claim it as your own), or intelligently (have half-way decent titles, post in context. There was a pic posted that did the whole YOU JUST STOPPED SCROLLING thing, then the final joke was "look at the filename", both of which only work when on an imageboard. Not here).

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Female 54
omg that`s hilarious. i love the pizza place`s interpretation
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Male 670
This is fail.

The picture, however, is not.

I should have quoted LordJaysus for posterity. Now his words will be forever lost.

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Male 168
"WE KNOW, 99% of the crap on here is USER SUBMITTED, the main things that separates it from a cesspool like Ebaums is they usually link to the original source and they don`t shamelessly put an I-A-B logo on everything on the site." - Norris

You mean like that great big fat watermark on
this pic even though they i-a-b had nothing to do with its creation.

everyone stop picking on lordjaysus and find something to do ffs

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Male 2
May be the internet, but drat it if people keep acting like I-A-B is 4chan or something. There`s reasonable people out there too.
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Male 3,255
aye
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Male 1,452
this is the internet lord jaysus

Internet:noun; a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. It is a network of networks that consists of millions of private and public, academic, business, and government networks of local to global scope that are linked by a broad array of electronic and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries a vast array of information resources and services, most notably the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support electronic mail."

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Male 1,625
All in favor of lordjaysus being a douche? Reply "aye".
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Male 1,452
@lordjaysus

The IAB about section

"This site is founded on the theory that people will get so incredibilly bored as to type things like "I`m Bored" into their search engines just to see what happens.

>>>This is a list of sites we think will help to cure your boredom. New content is added all the time, so check back often.<<<

If you want to suggest content to be listed on the site, click here

If you want to contact us, click here

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Male 1,011
Ha...people who point out where stuff comes from on this site are almost as funny as people who have to be shown that Onion articles are fake.

WE KNOW, 99% of the crap on here is USER SUBMITTED, the main things that separates it from a cesspool like Ebaums is they usually link to the original source and they don`t shamelessly put an I-A-B logo on everything on the site.

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Male 1,452
@LordJaysus

you just joined, and you also have 2 posts total. Quit pretending you know everything about the site


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Male 326
Holy crap LordJaysus, You mean this site takes things that people recommend from other sites and reposts them here??? OMG, THE PREMISE OF THIS SITE IS COMPLETELY MINDBLOWING AND NONE OF US KNEW!!!

Everything here is cause someone saw it somewhere and said "Hey, I`ll submit that." Way to point out the obvious though.

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Male 168
October 19, 2007 is the date on that also way to keep it current i-a-b
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Male 289
lol that`s a good one!
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Male 2,690
Really not that funny..
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Female 3,727
It`s a joke people and where does it say this guy was mad...

???

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Female 444
hahaha.... meatballs`n`bread
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Male 106
with the time it took you to put the post together maybe you could have made your own pizza you lazy twunt.
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Female 3,574
Because you like toasted bread with vegetables, sauce and meat on it?

Better yet, why not?

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Male 84
what the hell kind of pizza doesnt have cheese on, i understand some people can`t eat cheese but then why eat pizza
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Male 269
He got what he asked for, so what?
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Male 471
[quote]Sunday, February 28, 2010 9:53:35 AM
If this moron knew about cheese he`d know it keeps the f^&%ing toppings on the pizza. It looks like they made it exactly to order, but since there was no cheese the toppings flew all over the place while in transit, and really not that much. Can I kick him in the nutz for wasting my time? Please?[/quote]

That`s supposed to be the joke. He purposefully put no cheese or sauce to see if they`d do it, and they made it exactly how he requested. Whoever made the link title for IAB totally missed (and completely ruined) the joke.

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Male 4,431
So, what, I guess that`s pretty much a potential hamburger, yeah?
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Male 2,748
saddest. pizza. ever.
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Male 230
I don`t even know why I come to this site anymore.
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Male 10
If this moron knew about cheese he`d know it keeps the f^&%ing toppings on the pizza. It looks like they made it exactly to order, but since there was no cheese the toppings flew all over the place while in transit, and really not that much. Can I kick him in the nutz for wasting my time? Please?
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Male 471
Yeah, this is a case of "IAB giving it a really, really dumb name/tag". It should be something along the lines of "Pizza place really lets you have it your way", or something.
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Male 1,220
No sauce, no cheese, just beef, and only on the right side. Oh man that is so funny >_<
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Female 3,574
I`m impressed they actually did it lol
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Male 2,033
Who the hell orders no sauce or cheese then gets upset? You ordered dough with beef on half of it, you got dough with beef on half of it. The fact that the beef has fallen off obviously has something to do with the the lack of anything to hod it down, such as sauce or cheese.

Rename this "I am too drating stupid to order a pizza correctly."

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Female 477
you got what you asked for...?
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Male 52
haha the meat looks like dog food as well
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Female 34
I really don`t see what the point is of this.... It is not the pizza places fault, thye just followed the specifications, it is the person who ordered it who is at fault.
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Female 1,077
i laughed so hard it hurts.
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Male 4,746
He got what he ordered. What`s the problem?
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Male 3,255
Well, they did get the order right! lol
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Male 5,314
and?
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Female 1,403
Link: How To Mess With Your Local Pizza Place... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hey, at least it`s (mostly) on the correct side!
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