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Date: 02/28/10 09:05 AM

86 Responses to How To Mess With Your Local Pizza Place… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Link: How To Mess With Your Local Pizza Place... - Hey, at least it`s (mostly) on the correct side!
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:24 am
    and?
  3. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:26 am
    Well, they did get the order right! lol
  4. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:28 am
    He got what he ordered. What`s the problem?
  5. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:30 am
    i laughed so hard it hurts.
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    Dark_Lunar88 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:33 am
    I really don`t see what the point is of this.... It is not the pizza places fault, thye just followed the specifications, it is the person who ordered it who is at fault.
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    venerake Male 18-29
    52 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:35 am
    haha the meat looks like dog food as well
  8. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:40 am
    you got what you asked for...?
  9. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Who the hell orders no sauce or cheese then gets upset? You ordered dough with beef on half of it, you got dough with beef on half of it. The fact that the beef has fallen off obviously has something to do with the the lack of anything to hod it down, such as sauce or cheese.

    Rename this "I am too drating stupid to order a pizza correctly."

  10. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:42 am
    I`m impressed they actually did it lol
  11. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:47 am
    No sauce, no cheese, just beef, and only on the right side. Oh man that is so funny >_<
  12. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Yeah, this is a case of "IAB giving it a really, really dumb name/tag". It should be something along the lines of "Pizza place really lets you have it your way", or something.
  13. Profile photo of ratmand
    ratmand Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:53 am
    If this moron knew about cheese he`d know it keeps the f^&%ing toppings on the pizza. It looks like they made it exactly to order, but since there was no cheese the toppings flew all over the place while in transit, and really not that much. Can I kick him in the nutz for wasting my time? Please?
  14. Profile photo of radar2434
    radar2434 Male 13-17
    230 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:54 am
    I don`t even know why I come to this site anymore.
  15. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:54 am
    saddest. pizza. ever.
  16. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:07 am
    So, what, I guess that`s pretty much a potential hamburger, yeah?
  17. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Sunday, February 28, 2010 9:53:35 AM
    If this moron knew about cheese he`d know it keeps the f^&%ing toppings on the pizza. It looks like they made it exactly to order, but since there was no cheese the toppings flew all over the place while in transit, and really not that much. Can I kick him in the nutz for wasting my time? Please?

    That`s supposed to be the joke. He purposefully put no cheese or sauce to see if they`d do it, and they made it exactly how he requested. Whoever made the link title for IAB totally missed (and completely ruined) the joke.

  18. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:20 am
    He got what he asked for, so what?
  19. Profile photo of kirkyboy2005
    kirkyboy2005 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:20 am
    what the hell kind of pizza doesnt have cheese on, i understand some people can`t eat cheese but then why eat pizza
  20. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Because you like toasted bread with vegetables, sauce and meat on it?

    Better yet, why not?

  21. Profile photo of kevinmiller1
    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:31 am
    with the time it took you to put the post together maybe you could have made your own pizza you lazy twunt.
  22. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:40 am
    hahaha.... meatballs`n`bread
  23. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:43 am
    It`s a joke people and where does it say this guy was mad...

    ???

  24. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Really not that funny..
  25. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:18 am
    lol that`s a good one!
  26. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:24 am
    October 19, 2007 is the date on that also way to keep it current i-a-b
  27. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Holy crap LordJaysus, You mean this site takes things that people recommend from other sites and reposts them here??? OMG, THE PREMISE OF THIS SITE IS COMPLETELY MINDBLOWING AND NONE OF US KNEW!!!

    Everything here is cause someone saw it somewhere and said "Hey, I`ll submit that." Way to point out the obvious though.

  28. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:43 am
    @LordJaysus

    you just joined, and you also have 2 posts total. Quit pretending you know everything about the site


  29. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:45 am
    Ha...people who point out where stuff comes from on this site are almost as funny as people who have to be shown that Onion articles are fake.

    WE KNOW, 99% of the crap on here is USER SUBMITTED, the main things that separates it from a cesspool like Ebaums is they usually link to the original source and they don`t shamelessly put an I-A-B logo on everything on the site.

  30. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:50 am
    @lordjaysus

    The IAB about section

    "This site is founded on the theory that people will get so incredibilly bored as to type things like "I`m Bored" into their search engines just to see what happens.

    >>>This is a list of sites we think will help to cure your boredom. New content is added all the time, so check back often.<<<

    If you want to suggest content to be listed on the site, click here

    If you want to contact us, click here

  31. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:59 am
    All in favor of lordjaysus being a douche? Reply "aye".
  32. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    this is the internet lord jaysus

    Internet:noun; a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. It is a network of networks that consists of millions of private and public, academic, business, and government networks of local to global scope that are linked by a broad array of electronic and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries a vast array of information resources and services, most notably the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support electronic mail."

  33. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    aye
  34. Profile photo of LordJaysus
    LordJaysus Male 18-29
    2 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    May be the internet, but drat it if people keep acting like I-A-B is 4chan or something. There`s reasonable people out there too.
  35. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    "WE KNOW, 99% of the crap on here is USER SUBMITTED, the main things that separates it from a cesspool like Ebaums is they usually link to the original source and they don`t shamelessly put an I-A-B logo on everything on the site." - Norris

    You mean like that great big fat watermark on
    this pic even though they i-a-b had nothing to do with its creation.

    everyone stop picking on lordjaysus and find something to do ffs

  36. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    This is fail.

    The picture, however, is not.

    I should have quoted LordJaysus for posterity. Now his words will be forever lost.

  37. Profile photo of rachcake1
    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    omg that`s hilarious. i love the pizza place`s interpretation
  38. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    "WE KNOW, 99% of the crap on here is USER SUBMITTED, the main things that separates it from a cesspool like Ebaums is they usually link to the original source and they don`t shamelessly put an I-A-B logo on everything on the site."

    Like in this pic? Or this one, where someone at IAB actually photoshopped someone else`s watermark out and put the IAB face on?

    There`s nothing wrong with posting stuff found on other sites, as long as it`s done fairly (ie, not erasing watermarks to claim it as your own), or intelligently (have half-way decent titles, post in context. There was a pic posted that did the whole YOU JUST STOPPED SCROLLING thing, then the final joke was "look at the filename", both of which only work when on an imageboard. Not here).

  39. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Oh, look, they changed the title, too.

    Well played, IAB. Well played.

  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    ;)
  41. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    deleting your douchey comments, very classy
  42. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    interesting point esopillar, but it isnt really stealing. Its copying. The original owners can still have their own version. Stealing is when the victim doesn`t have the item any more
  43. Profile photo of Damshek
    Damshek Male 18-29
    49 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    (looking at the depth of the box with awe)
    Damn, how thick are those pizzas?
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Ha ha ha! thats funny, i laughed after viewing the funny side of this picture! LOlz!
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    So funny but what a lame pizza
  46. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    o0
  47. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    god this has been around the internet for ages, it`s not that funny anyway.
  48. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Sunday, February 28, 2010 1:02:29 PM
    interesting point esopillar, but it isnt really stealing. Its copying. The original owners can still have their own version. Stealing is when the victim doesn`t have the item any more

    That`s the same argument people try to use for pirating against the RIAA and the MPAA. It`s appropriating (and in this case, trying to take credit for) something that`s not yours. Sure, it may not be "theft" in the legal sense, but it`s still stealing. (and if it doesn`t matter over something so small, why bother doing it in the first place? What`s the point there?)

  49. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    LOL
  50. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Yeah, you sure messed with them alright...up until the point where they actually made what you ordered and then delivered it and you realized you just paid for a piece of baked cardboard with some meat on it.
  51. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Looks to me like the jokes on the person to ordered it. I mean, He still had to pay for a full pizza and only got "exactly what he drating asked for". I fail to even see the joke.
  52. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    oh man. that is the saddest piece of food I`ve ever seen!
  53. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Well.. I guess we all know who really laughs last.
  54. Profile photo of She-said
    She-said Female 18-29
    33 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    ah shut up and eat your pizza.
  55. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    o_O lol
  56. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    such failure
  57. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Haha.
  58. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Pizza place wins
  59. Profile photo of sl212
    sl212 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    joke`s on you coz you paid for it and they profit from it!
  60. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    I just think about the poor person who had to make that order and was like"...um....huh?"
  61. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    I think you got owned when they delivered it to you XD
  62. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    "That`s the same argument people try to use for pirating against the RIAA and the MPAA. It`s appropriating (and in this case, trying to take credit for) something that`s not yours. Sure, it may not be "theft" in the legal sense, but it`s still stealing. (and if it doesn`t matter over something so small, why bother doing it in the first place? What`s the point there?"

    People like to rationalize because they know it`s bad, Esopillar.

    Anyways, how the hell do you italicize?

  63. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    i would just order the nummy-looking bread....hells yesh...
  64. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
    471 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Anyways, how the hell do you italicize?

    it`s <quote>text</quote>, except use [] brackets.

  65. Profile photo of beccaonice
    beccaonice Female 18-29
    9 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    should have been bacon
  66. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    it`s <quote>text</quote>, except use [] brackets.

    Ah, many thanks! Almost like the WoW forums >.>...

  67. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    joke`s on you coz you paid for it and they profit from it!
    ---
    Pizza place wins
    ---
    Looks to me like the jokes on the person to ordered it. I mean, He still had to pay for a full pizza and only got "exactly what he drating asked for".
    ---
    Yeah, you sure messed with them alright...up until the point where they actually made what you ordered and then delivered it and you realized you just paid for a piece of baked cardboard with some meat on it.

    If you don`t want to spend the money, you don`t do it. If you don`t care, you do it anyway. It`s as simple as that. Whoever ordered doesn`t "fail" or "lose" because he lost money, he wins because he actually has enough money to randomly spend money to do this.

  68. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    well the meat just like fell onto the wrong side in travel...

    man that looks gross, tho

  69. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    I would order nothing but bacon...
    He must not have thought this through.
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    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    DUDE they`ve got Anchovies there! Can`t get those anywhere around here that I know of.
  71. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    Focaccia without the love.
  72. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    That`s beef? It looks like....poo....
  73. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:31 am
    ""This site is founded on the theory that people will get so incredibilly bored as to type things like "I`m Bored" into their search engines just to see what happens."

    Somebody take a shot in the dark and guess how I found I-A-B?

  74. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:36 am
    I typed "i am bored at work" into google like 4 or 4 years ago, and here I am today.

    Pizza made me laugh.

  75. Profile photo of Spacelobster
    Spacelobster Male 18-29
    9 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 1:39 am
    Fav`ed, what a hilarious joke!!
  76. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 2:02 am
    "Fav`ed, what a hilarious joke!!"

    Lol, I thought the same thing. God this is funny.

  77. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 2:50 am
    haha! LOL we dont get to choose what side it goes on!
  78. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 3:06 am
    lol awesome! We don`t have that option over here... at least, none that I know of...
  79. Profile photo of Thorna_Kate
    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 4:40 am
    How is this a joke? They still get paid for making it... Like they give a hoot, they get pranked with all the time... They still had to pay for it though... Hmpf.
  80. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    i`ve gotta know what company does that. i`ve gotta try it one day. hope it`s not expensive.
  81. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    um.....instead of picking left or right, can`t they just have like "half" because regardless of what side you put it on, you can just spin it around....
  82. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Juggalette, they have "left" and "right" so they can differentiate between someone who wants peppers on one side and olives on the other and someone who wants peppers AND olives on one side and neither on the other.
  83. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    me and my buddy ordered a half n half pizza from pizza hut. one half pepperoni lovers, one half hawaiian. the website messed it up and it came half pepperoni, half Hawaiian minus pineapples and ham and everything lol. had a half cheese (no sause), half pepperoni pizza. called them and they said people do that a lot so they didnt question it. then they sent us a whole new pizza :D
  84. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    My friend only eats pizza with just cheese and no sauce...I thought that was weird too, but apparently there are others who do this.
  85. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    hahahaha... it`s so exact of how they ordered itt. hahahahaha
  86. Profile photo of rkatz0
    rkatz0 Male 40-49
    1 post
    October 1, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    @JUGGALETTEx0 NO! You cannot turn the pie around. And even if you could what if you had pepp/mush on one side and chili/pina on the other?

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