How NOT To Use Public Urinals [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

It"s just common courtesy is all.
There are 65 comments:
Male 137
Someone did that to me. I bumped him and he pissed all over his shoes he did.
Then I ran the hell out of there while he tried to zip up. xD
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Male 4,807
The nays have it then...
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Male 4,807
Last post was march 7.. Am I the olny ony who goes back this far in the posts, please say no?
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Male 5,190
He just wants to talk!
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Male 722
Now that isn`t being rude. Being rude would be using the same urinal as the other guy. Think about it. Ewh.
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Female 635
LMFAO
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Male 80
maybe he needed the company... maybe he was lonely.... maybe they both were. =] haha
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Male 723
LazyMe484,

Ever been to a big truck-stop on a major highway? You`d be surprised. :-D

LOL

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Male 893

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Male 208
Why is it so wrong to want some company in a public bathroom with our wangs out?
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Male 894
wait, what if there`s only 2 urinals??? "Get the F**k AWAY FROM MEEE!!!!" lol
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Male 10,440
That`s a rather unrealistic number of urinals.
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Female 1,380
lol @ taylor stone...don`t you know by now that this is a link site.....?
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Male 440
that annoys the piss out of me EVERY time that happens.
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Male 3,619
i like to stand right next up to the other guy, pull my pants waaaaaay down and pee with my hands behind my head and go "AAAAAAAaaaaahhhh... ooooh yeeaaahh that feels good...woh! "
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Male 1
add me
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Male 738
Don`t all females piss alone you all get friggin` stalls your complaints don`t work here this is a mans pain!!!!

I use the Stalls if there`s any available as much as possible.

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Male 2,690
Rofl, love it.
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Male 516
I don`t see why you`re all complaining about urinals. Atleast, if you scoot up real close and bend your dick down, it`s like having walls around your genitals. Does nobody else know of the elongated bathtubs that people stick in their bathrooms and call everything alright? I have one in my highschool stadium. I dread the awkward halftimes that I spend pissing into a single large, steel tub with 5 guys on each side of me.
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Female 351
Shellie i think i played that game too!
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Male 2,893
I hate it when people do this.
Especially in San Francisco.
Waaaaiiiiit a minute.
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Female 4,197
lol @ Avalessa

This reminds me of a game where you had to pick toilet curtesy...

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Female 248
manscapeing its an art to be admired
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Female 2,352
lol he needed the comforting sound of some dude peeing next to him.

And yeah NEVER cross the streams.

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Male 2,688
*coughcough* Newgrounds post *coughcough*

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kapta...

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Female 491
Maybe he was just checking to see if he got vagazzled.
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Male 606
ManLaw dictates that you must put as much space between you and the next hombre as possible.
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Male 2,748
hahah, there is this squirrelly little freshman kid who does this. im standing there doin my thing, all other spots are open and he like has to use the one next to me every time. I use the same one every time if it isnt taken, which it usually isnt... i just dont get it... its kind of weird
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Male 967
"Don`t cross the streams."

AHAHAHA!

Whenever this happens, I just start misfiring. It makes them walk away, mid-piss.

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Female 3,828
hmm good day for urinals at iab today.
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Male 490
i do this too, its not going to shake itself.
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Male 37
At school I would go stand next to someone who was taking a piss and drop my pants completely and do my business.
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Female 9
OMG, this is so Utah! No matter how many stalls, you cannot pee alone around here. The women`s restrooms are the worst, but my husband complains about the men`s, as well. This picture illustrates what happens EVERY SINGLE TIME you use a public restroom in this state. No kidding. I get almost overjoyed when I use a restroom while we`re in Vegas, because people actually act NORMAL and give you a little space!
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Male 2,050
I would have asked to use the same urinal.
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Male 394
This how I always pee, I dont wanna be alone D:
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Male 196
When people do this I just can`t pee anymore, must be psychological.
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Male 23
A little elbow-room man....Thats all im sayin.
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Male 1,190
People need to get a grip with the "social rules".
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Female 331
Its the same thing on buses unless your in Europe. If theres an available seat, you just don`t sit by another person unless you know em. And when guys walk past each other in a compact aisle its always cheeks to cheeks, never junk to cheeks or junk to junk (unless your homosexual i guess)
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Male 1,505
It gets even worse when the other guy starts talking. Something about a dude trying to start a conversation with me while he`s holding himself is a major red flag.
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Male 1,765
That`s right, you need that buffer urinal. It`s only acceptable to pee right next to another dude if you must and there are no other options.
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Male 3,425
I think it`s just human nature to know he rules of bathroom ettiquette. Need I remind you?

#1. If all urinals are free, always go for the one on the end, furthest from the door.
#2: ALWAYS leave at lease one urinal between you and the guy next to you. Try to maximize this space whenver possible.
#3: Look either straight ahead or straight down, never side to side. NEVER make eye contact.
#4: No conversation of any kind. Ever.
#5: If the only option is to stand next to a guy, use a stall or leave immediately and come back later.
#6: If you shake it more than twice, you`re playing with it.

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Male 2,199
also, if there is 3 empty urinals, dont take the middle one, cuz ur practically taking all 3 when you do that...
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Female 1,181
good point, angelmassb. that is a very large bathroom...
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Female 364
I feel like everything on here is taken from 9gag now.
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Female 9,475
Wow, just wow.
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Female 5,222
lmao reminds me of harold and kumar. one of them was peeing on a bush then a dude out of no where comes and stands right next to him
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Male 64
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! so true!!
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Male 568
It`s called the Staggered Stall rule.
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Male 15,510
I wish there was a infinite line of urinals like that
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Male 25,416
ITs so true!
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Male 1,149
I`m glad most people understand this rule by default.
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Male 731
Here`s the quiz that actually taught me all the urinal etiquette there is: Right here.
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Male 4,290
At least he didn`t try to start a conversation. Just no.
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Male 5,314
That`s a big no no
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Male 3,014
Don`t cross the streams.
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Male 893
It would have been even funnier if he tried to use the same urinal.
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Male 1,584
so true. Always allow atleast 1 urinal of separation in a bathroom with 3 or more, unless no others are available. Dividers in between urinals void this law, but it is still best to space yourself as far as possible from other guys. old guys at the mall dont understand this rule
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Male 3,915
fo def....there`s a known "leave a urinal in between" rule...
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Male 4,393
o god that just woung....
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Male 893
Too true
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Male 541
I chuckled.
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Male 153
Story of my life.
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Female 56
It`s reasons like these that make me happy to be a woman.
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Male 20,169
Link: How NOT To Use Public Urinals [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s just common courtesy is all.
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