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65 Responses to How NOT To Use Public Urinals [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Link: How NOT To Use Public Urinals - It`s just common courtesy is all.
  2. Profile photo of _LaCrYmOsA_
    _LaCrYmOsA_ Female 13-17
    56 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    It`s reasons like these that make me happy to be a woman.
  3. Profile photo of LithiumOne
    LithiumOne Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Story of my life.
  4. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    I chuckled.
  5. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Too true
  6. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    o god that just woung....
  7. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    fo def....there`s a known "leave a urinal in between" rule...
  8. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    so true. Always allow atleast 1 urinal of separation in a bathroom with 3 or more, unless no others are available. Dividers in between urinals void this law, but it is still best to space yourself as far as possible from other guys. old guys at the mall dont understand this rule
  9. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    It would have been even funnier if he tried to use the same urinal.
  10. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Don`t cross the streams.
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    That`s a big no no
  12. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    At least he didn`t try to start a conversation. Just no.
  13. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Here`s the quiz that actually taught me all the urinal etiquette there is: Right here.
  14. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    I`m glad most people understand this rule by default.
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    ITs so true!
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    I wish there was a infinite line of urinals like that
  17. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    It`s called the Staggered Stall rule.
  18. Profile photo of FruitTwist
    FruitTwist Male 18-29
    64 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! so true!!
  19. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    lmao reminds me of harold and kumar. one of them was peeing on a bush then a dude out of no where comes and stands right next to him
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Wow, just wow.
  21. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    I feel like everything on here is taken from 9gag now.
  22. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    good point, angelmassb. that is a very large bathroom...
  23. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    also, if there is 3 empty urinals, dont take the middle one, cuz ur practically taking all 3 when you do that...
  24. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    I think it`s just human nature to know he rules of bathroom ettiquette. Need I remind you?

    #1. If all urinals are free, always go for the one on the end, furthest from the door.
    #2: ALWAYS leave at lease one urinal between you and the guy next to you. Try to maximize this space whenver possible.
    #3: Look either straight ahead or straight down, never side to side. NEVER make eye contact.
    #4: No conversation of any kind. Ever.
    #5: If the only option is to stand next to a guy, use a stall or leave immediately and come back later.
    #6: If you shake it more than twice, you`re playing with it.

  25. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    That`s right, you need that buffer urinal. It`s only acceptable to pee right next to another dude if you must and there are no other options.
  26. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    It gets even worse when the other guy starts talking. Something about a dude trying to start a conversation with me while he`s holding himself is a major red flag.
  27. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Its the same thing on buses unless your in Europe. If theres an available seat, you just don`t sit by another person unless you know em. And when guys walk past each other in a compact aisle its always cheeks to cheeks, never junk to cheeks or junk to junk (unless your homosexual i guess)
  28. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    People need to get a grip with the "social rules".
  29. Profile photo of 73BigZ
    73BigZ Male 18-29
    23 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    A little elbow-room man....Thats all im sayin.
  30. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    When people do this I just can`t pee anymore, must be psychological.
  31. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    This how I always pee, I dont wanna be alone D:
  32. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    I would have asked to use the same urinal.
  33. Profile photo of sweettems
    sweettems Female 18-29
    9 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    OMG, this is so Utah! No matter how many stalls, you cannot pee alone around here. The women`s restrooms are the worst, but my husband complains about the men`s, as well. This picture illustrates what happens EVERY SINGLE TIME you use a public restroom in this state. No kidding. I get almost overjoyed when I use a restroom while we`re in Vegas, because people actually act NORMAL and give you a little space!
  34. Profile photo of nkeithb
    nkeithb Male 18-29
    37 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    At school I would go stand next to someone who was taking a piss and drop my pants completely and do my business.
  35. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    i do this too, its not going to shake itself.
  36. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    hmm good day for urinals at iab today.
  37. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    "Don`t cross the streams."

    AHAHAHA!

    Whenever this happens, I just start misfiring. It makes them walk away, mid-piss.

  38. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    hahah, there is this squirrelly little freshman kid who does this. im standing there doin my thing, all other spots are open and he like has to use the one next to me every time. I use the same one every time if it isnt taken, which it usually isnt... i just dont get it... its kind of weird
  39. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    ManLaw dictates that you must put as much space between you and the next hombre as possible.
  40. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Maybe he was just checking to see if he got vagazzled.
  41. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    *coughcough* Newgrounds post *coughcough*

    http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kapta...

  42. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 1:20 am
    lol he needed the comforting sound of some dude peeing next to him.

    And yeah NEVER cross the streams.

  43. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 2:43 am
    manscapeing its an art to be admired
  44. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 2:56 am
    lol @ Avalessa

    This reminds me of a game where you had to pick toilet curtesy...

  45. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 5:33 am
    I hate it when people do this.
    Especially in San Francisco.
    Waaaaiiiiit a minute.
  46. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 5:51 am
    Shellie i think i played that game too!
  47. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 6:53 am
    I don`t see why you`re all complaining about urinals. Atleast, if you scoot up real close and bend your dick down, it`s like having walls around your genitals. Does nobody else know of the elongated bathtubs that people stick in their bathrooms and call everything alright? I have one in my highschool stadium. I dread the awkward halftimes that I spend pissing into a single large, steel tub with 5 guys on each side of me.
  48. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Rofl, love it.
  49. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Don`t all females piss alone you all get friggin` stalls your complaints don`t work here this is a mans pain!!!!

    I use the Stalls if there`s any available as much as possible.

  50. Profile photo of wyattwx
    wyattwx Male 13-17
    1 post
    March 1, 2010 at 11:42 am
    add me
  51. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 11:47 am
    i like to stand right next up to the other guy, pull my pants waaaaaay down and pee with my hands behind my head and go "AAAAAAAaaaaahhhh... ooooh yeeaaahh that feels good...woh! "
  52. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    that annoys the piss out of me EVERY time that happens.
  53. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    lol @ taylor stone...don`t you know by now that this is a link site.....?
  54. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    That`s a rather unrealistic number of urinals.
  55. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    wait, what if there`s only 2 urinals??? "Get the F**k AWAY FROM MEEE!!!!" lol
  56. Profile photo of xKrazyKoalax
    xKrazyKoalax Male 18-29
    208 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    Why is it so wrong to want some company in a public bathroom with our wangs out?
  57. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 10:28 pm

  58. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 4:31 am
    LazyMe484,

    Ever been to a big truck-stop on a major highway? You`d be surprised. :-D

    LOL

  59. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    maybe he needed the company... maybe he was lonely.... maybe they both were. =] haha
  60. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:03 am
    LMFAO
  61. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Now that isn`t being rude. Being rude would be using the same urinal as the other guy. Think about it. Ewh.
  62. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    Last post was march 7.. Am I the olny ony who goes back this far in the posts, please say no?
  63. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    April 22, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    The nays have it then...
  64. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Someone did that to me. I bumped him and he pissed all over his shoes he did.
    Then I ran the hell out of there while he tried to zip up. xD

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