Horribly Slow Murder, Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Submitted by: ryang89 7 years ago in Funny

Some murders take seconds, others hours, others... years.
There are 54 comments:
Male 136
Come on Joel Veitch came up with a parade years ago.
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Male 143
AWESOME! I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE... no.. wait.. THIS MOVIE MUST BE MADE
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Male 185
Good production values`d.
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Female 914
I never laughed so hard for 10 whole minutes.
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Male 145
I thought it was good, then I thought it was drawn out. Then I thought I was wasting my life. Then I continued to think I was wasteing my life. Then I realized that it was the best 10 minutes I have ever spent in my life!
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Female 1,283
Repost.

But the damn best repost. Ever.

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Male 2,862
Bwaha effing incredible.
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Male 958
Cutting the phone cord with the spoon EXELLENT!!! god thats good...
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Male 172
Lmao so funny!
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Male 363
and again and again...... lmfao
anyone else picture jim carrey as the spoon guy?
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Male 385
I see you`ve played knifey spoony before!
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Male 916
I never expected to watch it all through, but I did. Much, much funnier than I thought it would be.
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Female 126
omg that`s the best thing ever. I totally predicted the guy dropping the knife. :P
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Male 1,292
It may be that I am stoned... but this seems like the greatest movie concept of all time.
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Male 2,402
That was genius comedy! Oh Quentin Taratino look out bruddah.
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Female 525
the longest and probably most expensive pseudo trailer ever made..

but it`s awesome! i loled all the way..

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Male 29
i could watch this again xD

and again.
and again..
and again...

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Male 10
That was funny, I rarely comment but this time I had to..

I loved when the victim stabbed the Reaper with a knife only to have the Reaper remove the knife and drop it, only to keep hitting with the spoon, again and again and again and...

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Male 670
Some of you guys are stupid. It`s supposed to be 10 minutes long. That`s the point.

But I`m surprised that it was so long, it must have taken quite a while.

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Male 213
That was drating stupid. I can`t believe I watched the whole thing.
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Female 1,401
it was good a bit lengthy but good. everytime he hit him with the spoon i imangined a sissy like "Nyeh!" or "Hah! Take that..."
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Female 324
... and I really don`t know why I sat through all of that.
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Male 3,619
[quote]And Spoonkiller needs a name. I suggest...Herman.[/quote]
... you named an ancient japanese curse.. "Herman"?


Anyway, i loled hard at this. Will now proced to fav it

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Male 3,310
I understood how he felt after sitting through 10 minutes of that. Felt like I was slowly being murdered by pixels
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Male 286
wow that was horrible. If it was for the fact that i am extremely bored and had nothing better to do then to watch that i would have stopped. That was really really horrible.
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Male 418
totally though smoking. okay kinda funny idea about beating a man to death with a spoon...coulda rapped it up in like... less than 10 min
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Female 179
and this is why I am afraid of spoons, they really do hurt! evil spoons
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Male 25,416
HE`S MADE OF SPOONS!!!
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Male 54
Frellin` comedy gold. silly kids these days with their short attention spans and tl;dr. you missed out.

And Spoonkiller needs a name. I suggest...Herman.

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Male 554
its not funny, i use the same kind of spoon he uses... it would suck to have the same thing happen to me =/

PFT, yah right

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Female 999
I saw wiener at 5:58!!

HE`S MADE OF SPOONS!!!

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Male 155
i figured it would be an anti smoking ad...
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Male 185
Got the idea in the first minute, couldn`t stick around for the next 9 minutes!
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Female 212
LOL.... that was ridiculous.... The spoon guy reminded me of Marilyn Manson..... >.<
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Male 593
I love the bit at around 4:25: It will hit you... with a spoon... again and again... and again and again and again... ROLFMAO!
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Male 317
ElDavo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
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We tried to determine the bluntest object known to man and came up with a whiffle bat. I`m not so sure a spoon counts, I would stick with killing someone with a hollow plastic bat.

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The bluntest object would be a sphere, a bat has corners!

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Male 7,378
I hate it when the previews give away the ending.
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Male 2,148
We tried to determine the bluntest object known to man and came up with a whiffle bat. I`m not so sure a spoon counts, I would stick with killing someone with a hollow plastic bat.
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Male 1,081
HAHAHAHA. Awesome.
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Male 3,255
When I noticed the run time I thought it would get stupid quick, but it kept being funny though out the whole video, though I did start to lose a bit of interest at around 8 minutes.

But its was still funny enough to hold my interest for 8 minutes! lol

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Male 1,244
Now I wanna repeatedly hit someone with a spoon... Too bad school`s out for a week :(
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Female 330
I watched for about three minutes...
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Male 586
that was awesome. again
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Male 1,931
The real slow, agonizing murder here was that this poo was 10 minutes long.
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Male 327
I`m pretty sure, if I had nothing better to do with a day, I`d watch that movie.
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Female 8,043
STOP IT!!!!LOLZ
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Male 1,403
that was increasingly stupid... and it lasted 10 minutes.
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Female 15,763
Can... can you kill someone by rapping them on the head for a long time with a spoon..?
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Male 97
gotta admit, good production value, the last scene was pretty intense and funny!
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Male 532
Way too long, but I guess thats the point. I LOL`d though.
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Male 193
Ma spoon is too small!
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Female 353
well this would make me go insane too
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Male 734
Seriously, 10 minutes long? This got old past 20 seconds and I couldn`t even watch any more. It`s so stupid you`d think Atom produced it.
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Male 16
Link: Horribly Slow Murder, Extremely Inefficient Weapon [Rate Link] - Some murders take seconds, others hours, others... years.
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