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Date: 02/13/10 07:31 AM

54 Responses to Horribly Slow Murder, Extremely Inefficient Weapon

  1. Profile photo of ryang89
    ryang89 Male 18-29
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    February 12, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Link: Horribly Slow Murder, Extremely Inefficient Weapon - Some murders take seconds, others hours, others... years.
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Seriously, 10 minutes long? This got old past 20 seconds and I couldn`t even watch any more. It`s so stupid you`d think Atom produced it.
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    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 7:49 am
    well this would make me go insane too
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    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 7:50 am
    Ma spoon is too small!
  5. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Way too long, but I guess thats the point. I LOL`d though.
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    mercedzdanz Male 18-29
    97 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 8:09 am
    gotta admit, good production value, the last scene was pretty intense and funny!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Can... can you kill someone by rapping them on the head for a long time with a spoon..?
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 8:16 am
    that was increasingly stupid... and it lasted 10 minutes.
  9. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 8:31 am
    STOP IT!!!!LOLZ
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    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 9:05 am
    I`m pretty sure, if I had nothing better to do with a day, I`d watch that movie.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 9:10 am
    The real slow, agonizing murder here was that this poo was 10 minutes long.
  12. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 9:13 am
    that was awesome. again
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    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 9:28 am
    I watched for about three minutes...
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    February 13, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Now I wanna repeatedly hit someone with a spoon... Too bad school`s out for a week :(
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    February 13, 2010 at 9:35 am
    When I noticed the run time I thought it would get stupid quick, but it kept being funny though out the whole video, though I did start to lose a bit of interest at around 8 minutes.

    But its was still funny enough to hold my interest for 8 minutes! lol

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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 9:45 am
    HAHAHAHA. Awesome.
  17. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 10:04 am
    We tried to determine the bluntest object known to man and came up with a whiffle bat. I`m not so sure a spoon counts, I would stick with killing someone with a hollow plastic bat.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 10:20 am
    I hate it when the previews give away the ending.
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    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 10:23 am
    ElDavo
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    1206 Posts
    We tried to determine the bluntest object known to man and came up with a whiffle bat. I`m not so sure a spoon counts, I would stick with killing someone with a hollow plastic bat.

    --------------------------------------------------

    The bluntest object would be a sphere, a bat has corners!

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    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I love the bit at around 4:25: It will hit you... with a spoon... again and again... and again and again and again... ROLFMAO!
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    regalia13 Female 18-29
    212 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 10:43 am
    LOL.... that was ridiculous.... The spoon guy reminded me of Marilyn Manson..... >.<
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    bomberouno Male 18-29
    185 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 10:53 am
    Got the idea in the first minute, couldn`t stick around for the next 9 minutes!
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    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 11:34 am
    i figured it would be an anti smoking ad...
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 11:58 am
    I saw wiener at 5:58!!

    HE`S MADE OF SPOONS!!!

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    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    its not funny, i use the same kind of spoon he uses... it would suck to have the same thing happen to me =/

    PFT, yah right

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    starcrosst Male 30-39
    54 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Frellin` comedy gold. silly kids these days with their short attention spans and tl;dr. you missed out.

    And Spoonkiller needs a name. I suggest...Herman.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    HE`S MADE OF SPOONS!!!
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    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    and this is why I am afraid of spoons, they really do hurt! evil spoons
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    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    totally though smoking. okay kinda funny idea about beating a man to death with a spoon...coulda rapped it up in like... less than 10 min
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    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    wow that was horrible. If it was for the fact that i am extremely bored and had nothing better to do then to watch that i would have stopped. That was really really horrible.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    I understood how he felt after sitting through 10 minutes of that. Felt like I was slowly being murdered by pixels
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    And Spoonkiller needs a name. I suggest...Herman.
    ... you named an ancient japanese curse.. "Herman"?


    Anyway, i loled hard at this. Will now proced to fav it

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    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    ... and I really don`t know why I sat through all of that.
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    it was good a bit lengthy but good. everytime he hit him with the spoon i imangined a sissy like "Nyeh!" or "Hah! Take that..."
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    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    That was drating stupid. I can`t believe I watched the whole thing.
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    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Some of you guys are stupid. It`s supposed to be 10 minutes long. That`s the point.

    But I`m surprised that it was so long, it must have taken quite a while.

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    hab_theory Male 40-49
    10 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    That was funny, I rarely comment but this time I had to..

    I loved when the victim stabbed the Reaper with a knife only to have the Reaper remove the knife and drop it, only to keep hitting with the spoon, again and again and again and...

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    zalexander Male 18-29
    29 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:05 am
    i could watch this again xD

    and again.
    and again..
    and again...

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    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:16 am
    the longest and probably most expensive pseudo trailer ever made..

    but it`s awesome! i loled all the way..

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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:25 am
    That was genius comedy! Oh Quentin Taratino look out bruddah.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:39 am
    It may be that I am stoned... but this seems like the greatest movie concept of all time.
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    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:53 am
    omg that`s the best thing ever. I totally predicted the guy dropping the knife. :P
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    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:57 am
    I never expected to watch it all through, but I did. Much, much funnier than I thought it would be.
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    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:40 am
    I see you`ve played knifey spoony before!
  45. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 4:08 am
    and again and again...... lmfao
    anyone else picture jim carrey as the spoon guy?
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    lgm432 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Lmao so funny!
  47. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Cutting the phone cord with the spoon EXELLENT!!! god thats good...
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:00 am
    Bwaha effing incredible.
  49. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Repost.

    But the damn best repost. Ever.

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    AirborneJT Male 18-29
    145 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 9:46 am
    I thought it was good, then I thought it was drawn out. Then I thought I was wasting my life. Then I continued to think I was wasteing my life. Then I realized that it was the best 10 minutes I have ever spent in my life!
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    I never laughed so hard for 10 whole minutes.
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    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Good production values`d.
  53. Profile photo of xDousenx
    xDousenx Male 13-17
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    April 6, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    AWESOME! I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE... no.. wait.. THIS MOVIE MUST BE MADE
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    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Come on Joel Veitch came up with a parade years ago.

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