Hey Ear Gaugers, Check Out Your Future [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago

Look on the bright side, at least you"ll have a place to hang your keys.
There are 54 comments:
Female 298
...and vindictive... you have a slutty myspace avatar if i`ve ever seen one...
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Female 298
oh plz... you people are all looking for fights... as writing is rather hard to interpret, you shouldn`t assume i was entirely serious, nor trying to start poo... lol... CALM DOWN!!! and if personal attacks make you feel better, ...well... something might be wrong in your head...
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Female 741
stretching ears is stupid.
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Female 149
It`s just a weight. You wear them to stretch your ears more before you go up a size. Not that crazy, yall.
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Female 859
Does that not hurt his ear?
All that weight?
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Male 612
i wonder how he is gonna feel about that when he is 60
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Female 837
goaliejerry, I was watching a documentary type thing about people with "extreme" piercings and whatnot, and there was a guy who was a really talented chef at a super high profile restaurant that had gauged ears. All he had to do was loop the gauged part over the top of his ear lobe so it didn`t hang down, and his employers didn`t care. (I`m aware that sounds disgusting, but hey, that`s what he has to do.)
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Female 3,828
man thats gross
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Male 820
Seriously, seven posts in a row..., don`t do that, it`s just annoying.
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Male 533
Post a few more times, Goaliejerry. Please?
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Male 4,014
"What is with IAB being so anti-piercing/body mod? jeez."

Lets not conflate. The mods simply post what is submitted. Me, personally, thinks that gauging is a horrible body mod, as it cannot be readily concealed, and judging from the commentators here IMB has a fairly strong "vaginas in my ears" contingent.

For me, you can be tattooed or pierced (wherever), for example, and readily conceal it. Vaginas in your ear, however, cannot be hidden. Enjoy working in lower-class employement.

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Male 4,014
FUN ENGLISH FACT - while I`m at it, consider this - there is NO ACCEPTED SINGULAR MEANING FOR THE FOLLOWING USAGE OF THE WORD "DECEPTIVELY" in the following sentence.

"The pond was DECEPTIVELY shallow."

Does that mean the pond was shallow or deep???? EVEN THE ENGLISH EXPERTS OF THE WORLD CANNOT AGREE.

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Male 4,014
Consider specialized dictionaries. There are words not in the basic Webster`s dictionary, but which have concrete meaning in a more specialized dictionary.
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Male 4,014
We don`t even need common acceptance. We simply need ANOTHER MIND THAT UNDERSTANDS in order to have a "word."
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Male 4,014
"Meh, English is not a dead language, you can say whatever you want and it may very well be a word. If it`s commonly accepted as a word, even if it`s not in a dictionary, it`s a word."

You are absolutely correct. There is no such thing as a "private" language - one which is understood by only one person. However, so long as there are two persons who understand, that is enough. This is all Wittgensteinian, but consider that, for example, doctors have their own private language in which they converse. Or lawyers, or whomever. We can make up words all day long - and it is PROPER to do so - so long as we have understanding.

So my advice? F*ck what English teachers say. I mean, understand what they say, appreciate it, and follow their general outline of the rules, but feel free to modify or change the language. LANGUAGE IS ORGANIC, its is MERELY A TOOL FOR THE EXPRESSION OF IDEAS. The ideas themselves are NOT THE WORDS.

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Male 4,014
dammit, I hate to revisit this, but rebelling against growing up is great until you have to GROW UP.
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Male 4,014
"I see nothing wrong with this photo."

I suggest you consider the fact that the person intentional deformed his ear into a vagina shape.

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Female 257
i really hope hes not wearing mascara ><
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Male 245
Meh, English is not a dead language, you can say whatever you want and it may very well be a word. If it`s commonly accepted as a word, even if it`s not in a dictionary, it`s a word.
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Male 217
There are a lot of females in these comments.

Winner

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Female 1,077
misspwnage
you have a slutty myspace avatar and like, 6 posts, your argument is invalid.. it`s so invalid, it`s like you never wrote it at all.
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Female 2,352
Sucks to be that guy. I have a really small gauge in mine. Oh look more grammar nazis!
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Female 767
..."gauging" is not a verb and therefore cannot be made into a noun... way. to. go. iab. the correct verb is "stretching"... and no, my ears will not look like that. that picture is of someone who hung weights from their ear. kthnxbai.
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Hey Miss Bitter. Not everyone understands it, and is thus without knowledge. Just like a "gauge" isn`t the thing in his ear; it`s the word for "size."
Calm down, and welcome to IAB.
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Male 807
its ash ketchum trying to become cool....but failing
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Male 894
ouch, im glad i got the holes in my ears left from gauging sewn shut. they werent THAT big, but i could put my finger through them
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Female 151
missPWNAGE

haha wowwwwwwww. have fun believing that! and also, gauging is slang for what that`s called. it`s not supposed to be grammatically correct. that`s like saying calling someone drunk is wrong because it`s a past tense verb. way. to. go.

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Male 227
I know a person who gauged his ears and they split and he has two spagehtti noodles coming from his ear hole
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Male 45
@ missPWNAGE if within your first 10 posts you`re going to grammar nazi the people who post things and have the whole "I`m a piercing and tattoo fan!" attitude. Then you should just not come back.. Like ever. No one is impressed off your gimped stolen myspace pic of some girl you know. Cow. Now that is how you end on a kthnxbai note.
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Male 140
Ash Catchem?
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Female 298
..."gauging" is not a verb and therefore cannot be made into a noun... way. to. go. iab. the correct verb is "stretching"... and no, my ears will not look like that. that picture is of someone who hung weights from their ear. kthnxbai.
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Female 70
"ive got two 6es on the same side, not going any further though, they smell like crap because its just like rotting skin and mine are only the size of a pencil"
yeah because you have to clean them REGULARLY. its people like you who give us a bad name. :/
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Male 2,486
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What is with IAB being so anti-piercing/body mod? jeez."

It scares them, but, they still feel the need to be "extreme" so they lash out at people.

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Female 4
...Which is why you don`t use weights to stretch your ears.
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Male 25,416
Never liked these!
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Female 53
Stretching using weights is never a good idea, it will make the skin too thin and likely cause it to break. However this is not the future for anyone that gauges there ears... I think the future for the person that believes that though is not all that promising.
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Female 17
What is with IAB being so anti-piercing/body mod? jeez.
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Male 670
..or you`ll have a place for Bubba to put his dick!
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Male 5,190
Noob.
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Male 423
seen worse..type Chris Barnes in google image
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Female 4,039
@Gummywurmz - thanks for the dry heave.
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Male 575
I just keep hoping that one day their lobes will snap.
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Female 1,412
ive got two 6es on the same side, not going any further though, they smell like crap because its just like rotting skin and mine are only the size of a pencil
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Male 360
yeah, mine are almost that big and they still close up a great deal if i sleep with nothing in em.....lucky me?
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Male 833
omg is he wearing ash ketchums hat?
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Male 26
agreed NOFX. I see nothing wrong with this photo. Its just a guy with a weight in his lobe to help stretch his gauged ear.
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Male 1,141
Um no that`s not their future, that`s what all gauged ears look like if you size them up high enough. He just happens to be stretching his lobes down with a weight.
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Male 77
it`s a vag
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Female 50
Disgusting.
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Male 243
id drat it
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Male 243
i`d fcuk it
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Male 4,014
not yet, apparently
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Male 15,510
Can you hear me now????
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Male 4,014
Its like a vagina, in your ear.
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Female 1,780
Link: Hey Ear Gaugers, Check Out Your Future [Pic] [Rate Link] - Look on the bright side, at least you`ll have a place to hang your keys.
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