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Date: 02/23/10 07:33 AM

54 Responses to Hey Ear Gaugers, Check Out Your Future [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Link: Hey Ear Gaugers, Check Out Your Future - Look on the bright side, at least you`ll have a place to hang your keys.
  2. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Its like a vagina, in your ear.
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:53 am
    Can you hear me now????
  4. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:55 am
    not yet, apparently
  5. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:07 am
    i`d fcuk it
  6. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:08 am
    id drat it
  7. Profile photo of ILoveDanielV
    ILoveDanielV Female 18-29
    50 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Disgusting.
  8. Profile photo of Raymundosaur
    Raymundosaur Male 18-29
    77 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:17 am
    it`s a vag
  9. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Um no that`s not their future, that`s what all gauged ears look like if you size them up high enough. He just happens to be stretching his lobes down with a weight.
  10. Profile photo of IAmBoss
    IAmBoss Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:39 am
    agreed NOFX. I see nothing wrong with this photo. Its just a guy with a weight in his lobe to help stretch his gauged ear.
  11. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:46 am
    omg is he wearing ash ketchums hat?
  12. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:48 am
    yeah, mine are almost that big and they still close up a great deal if i sleep with nothing in em.....lucky me?
  13. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:19 am
    ive got two 6es on the same side, not going any further though, they smell like crap because its just like rotting skin and mine are only the size of a pencil
  14. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:22 am
    I just keep hoping that one day their lobes will snap.
  15. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:29 am
    @Gummywurmz - thanks for the dry heave.
  16. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 10:03 am
    seen worse..type Chris Barnes in google image
  17. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 11:54 am
    ..or you`ll have a place for Bubba to put his dick!
  18. Profile photo of ctgregorcyk
    ctgregorcyk Female 18-29
    17 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    What is with IAB being so anti-piercing/body mod? jeez.
  19. Profile photo of Venis
    Venis Female 18-29
    53 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Stretching using weights is never a good idea, it will make the skin too thin and likely cause it to break. However this is not the future for anyone that gauges there ears... I think the future for the person that believes that though is not all that promising.
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Never liked these!
  21. Profile photo of MissInde
    MissInde Female 18-29
    4 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    ...Which is why you don`t use weights to stretch your ears.
  22. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    "
    What is with IAB being so anti-piercing/body mod? jeez."

    It scares them, but, they still feel the need to be "extreme" so they lash out at people.

  23. Profile photo of goregina
    goregina Female 18-29
    70 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    "ive got two 6es on the same side, not going any further though, they smell like crap because its just like rotting skin and mine are only the size of a pencil"
    yeah because you have to clean them REGULARLY. its people like you who give us a bad name. :/
  24. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    ..."gauging" is not a verb and therefore cannot be made into a noun... way. to. go. iab. the correct verb is "stretching"... and no, my ears will not look like that. that picture is of someone who hung weights from their ear. kthnxbai.
  25. Profile photo of Xbalde
    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Ash Catchem?
  26. Profile photo of Royalimpact
    Royalimpact Male 18-29
    45 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    @ missPWNAGE if within your first 10 posts you`re going to grammar nazi the people who post things and have the whole "I`m a piercing and tattoo fan!" attitude. Then you should just not come back.. Like ever. No one is impressed off your gimped stolen myspace pic of some girl you know. Cow. Now that is how you end on a kthnxbai note.
  27. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    I know a person who gauged his ears and they split and he has two spagehtti noodles coming from his ear hole
  28. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    missPWNAGE

    haha wowwwwwwww. have fun believing that! and also, gauging is slang for what that`s called. it`s not supposed to be grammatically correct. that`s like saying calling someone drunk is wrong because it`s a past tense verb. way. to. go.

  29. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    ouch, im glad i got the holes in my ears left from gauging sewn shut. they werent THAT big, but i could put my finger through them
  30. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    its ash ketchum trying to become cool....but failing
  31. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    ..."gauging" is not a verb and therefore cannot be made into a noun... way. to. go. iab. the correct verb is "stretching"... and no, my ears will not look like that. that picture is of someone who hung weights from their ear. kthnxbai.
    ---
    Hey Miss Bitter. Not everyone understands it, and is thus without knowledge. Just like a "gauge" isn`t the thing in his ear; it`s the word for "size."
    Calm down, and welcome to IAB.
  32. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Sucks to be that guy. I have a really small gauge in mine. Oh look more grammar nazis!
  33. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    misspwnage
    you have a slutty myspace avatar and like, 6 posts, your argument is invalid.. it`s so invalid, it`s like you never wrote it at all.
  34. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    There are a lot of females in these comments.

    Winner

  35. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    Meh, English is not a dead language, you can say whatever you want and it may very well be a word. If it`s commonly accepted as a word, even if it`s not in a dictionary, it`s a word.
  36. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    i really hope hes not wearing mascara ><
  37. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    "I see nothing wrong with this photo."

    I suggest you consider the fact that the person intentional deformed his ear into a vagina shape.

  38. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    dammit, I hate to revisit this, but rebelling against growing up is great until you have to GROW UP.
  39. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    "Meh, English is not a dead language, you can say whatever you want and it may very well be a word. If it`s commonly accepted as a word, even if it`s not in a dictionary, it`s a word."

    You are absolutely correct. There is no such thing as a "private" language - one which is understood by only one person. However, so long as there are two persons who understand, that is enough. This is all Wittgensteinian, but consider that, for example, doctors have their own private language in which they converse. Or lawyers, or whomever. We can make up words all day long - and it is PROPER to do so - so long as we have understanding.

    So my advice? F*ck what English teachers say. I mean, understand what they say, appreciate it, and follow their general outline of the rules, but feel free to modify or change the language. LANGUAGE IS ORGANIC, its is MERELY A TOOL FOR THE EXPRESSION OF IDEAS. The ideas themselves are NOT THE WORDS.

  40. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    We don`t even need common acceptance. We simply need ANOTHER MIND THAT UNDERSTANDS in order to have a "word."
  41. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Consider specialized dictionaries. There are words not in the basic Webster`s dictionary, but which have concrete meaning in a more specialized dictionary.
  42. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    FUN ENGLISH FACT - while I`m at it, consider this - there is NO ACCEPTED SINGULAR MEANING FOR THE FOLLOWING USAGE OF THE WORD "DECEPTIVELY" in the following sentence.

    "The pond was DECEPTIVELY shallow."

    Does that mean the pond was shallow or deep???? EVEN THE ENGLISH EXPERTS OF THE WORLD CANNOT AGREE.

  43. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    "What is with IAB being so anti-piercing/body mod? jeez."

    Lets not conflate. The mods simply post what is submitted. Me, personally, thinks that gauging is a horrible body mod, as it cannot be readily concealed, and judging from the commentators here IMB has a fairly strong "vaginas in my ears" contingent.

    For me, you can be tattooed or pierced (wherever), for example, and readily conceal it. Vaginas in your ear, however, cannot be hidden. Enjoy working in lower-class employement.

  44. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Post a few more times, Goaliejerry. Please?
  45. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    February 23, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    Seriously, seven posts in a row..., don`t do that, it`s just annoying.
  46. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 1:04 am
    man thats gross
  47. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 2:30 am
    goaliejerry, I was watching a documentary type thing about people with "extreme" piercings and whatnot, and there was a guy who was a really talented chef at a super high profile restaurant that had gauged ears. All he had to do was loop the gauged part over the top of his ear lobe so it didn`t hang down, and his employers didn`t care. (I`m aware that sounds disgusting, but hey, that`s what he has to do.)
  48. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 3:45 am
    i wonder how he is gonna feel about that when he is 60
  49. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 4:45 am
    Does that not hurt his ear?
    All that weight?
  50. Profile photo of JannatheGrea
    JannatheGrea Female 18-29
    149 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
    It`s just a weight. You wear them to stretch your ears more before you go up a size. Not that crazy, yall.
  51. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 25, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    stretching ears is stupid.
  52. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    oh plz... you people are all looking for fights... as writing is rather hard to interpret, you shouldn`t assume i was entirely serious, nor trying to start poo... lol... CALM DOWN!!! and if personal attacks make you feel better, ...well... something might be wrong in your head...
  53. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    ...and vindictive... you have a slutty myspace avatar if i`ve ever seen one...

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