He Died For Your Long Distance Phone Calls [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Misc

And you"re STILL not a believer?
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Female 356
nice
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Male 92
Does anybody remember when people realized that long distance doesn`t matter on cellphones? Cause some people still ahve probs with it lol
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Male 4,793
"this is rated so low by christian fanatics"

god thing their opinions don`t matter :)

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Male 2,788
this is rated so low by christian fanatics
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Male 102
WIN

Nidonemo wins TWICE

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Female 162
I like it.
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Female 3,828
lmfao
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Male 9,306
"that screams paintball target practice."

5000 points for accurate Stigmata replication! :D

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Female 778
that screams paintball target practice.
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Female 330
NidoNemo you are my hero!
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Male 9,306
Okay last one, I promise.

"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious dropped calls and no signal; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my roaming charges upon them."

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Male 2,125
He died for your free long distance
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Male 485
Nido your awful........./me kicks nidos bewb
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Male 1,958
You raff, you roose
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Male 3,431
Apparently he was delinquent on his phone bill.
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Female 682
thats horrible, man...O_o
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Male 5,190
Super Power!
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Male 9,306
Forgive them father, for they know not what long distance contract they sign nor who they text.
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Male 1,195
They see me trollin`, they hatin`...
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Male 8,302
Wow, that`s what I call SAVINGS on long distance calls!
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Female 9,402
"Hello, this is Jesus speaking and your mom can`t come to the phone right now..."
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Male 1,190
Middle-eastern death cult that practices ritual cannibalism of their messiah.

I like the nooses comment, ironically most Xians will wear nooses, in the form of ties. i always wondered about the level of intelligence of people who wear ties, you are about 30 seconds from getting killed from something you VOLUNTARILY put on. LOL, yes YOU!

Yours in own your own business and never wear a tie Plasma,
Star*Dagger

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Male 1,351
Power and the Glory?
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Male 2,893
Those silly Mexicans.
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Male 1,129
thats horrible. but kinda funny
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Female 126
This says Mexico all over it
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Male 25,416
So wrong!
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Male 1,013
Those are power lines. So I think the message is not that he died for our sins or long distance calls, he died for power. Another note: that statue definitly doesn`t have the stereo-typical jewish nose as it should.
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Male 7,378
It would have been so much better if Jesus were lynched. Christians would wear a noose around their necks instead.
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Male 795
Wow. Just...... wow.
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Male 343
@slayer50151

the people who he died for and worship him

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Male 2,050
He should have switched to Verizon.
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Male 3,296
wait today is ash Wednesday??
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Female 4,028
For a minute, it almost looks like he`s flipping the sky off.
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Female 444
low blow
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Male 988
@BumbleBB Inorite? Who wears a torture device with a dieing man nailed to it around their neck PROUDLY?
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Male 75
On Ash Wednesday? I call for a pogrom on unbelievers
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Male 4,807
Nice.
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Female 1,112
Crucifixes are sooooooooooo creepy. I`ve always thought so. It`s funny that Christians are so conservative but love to depict a man tortured and dieing. Who cares if it`s shopped.
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Male 9,306
Amusing.

TXT "JSUS" to 9982 and get a FREE iPod SaVior!

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Male 36,509
Wait, can fancylad ban himself for trolling?
I`d pay a dollar to see that!
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Male 36,509
Shopped or not, it`s FAIL for IAB...
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Female 721
Obvious `shop job. Not really amusing even though I`m not Christian. O_o
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Male 19,868
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