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Date: 02/17/10 09:30 AM

44 Responses to He Died For Your Long Distance Phone Calls [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Link: He Died For Your Long Distance Phone Calls - And you`re STILL not a believer?
  2. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Obvious `shop job. Not really amusing even though I`m not Christian. O_o
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Shopped or not, it`s FAIL for IAB...
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32829 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Wait, can fancylad ban himself for trolling?
    I`d pay a dollar to see that!
  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Amusing.

    TXT "JSUS" to 9982 and get a FREE iPod SaVior!

  6. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Crucifixes are sooooooooooo creepy. I`ve always thought so. It`s funny that Christians are so conservative but love to depict a man tortured and dieing. Who cares if it`s shopped.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Nice.
  8. Profile photo of maxmcd
    maxmcd Male 30-39
    75 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 10:44 am
    On Ash Wednesday? I call for a pogrom on unbelievers
  9. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 11:31 am
    @BumbleBB Inorite? Who wears a torture device with a dieing man nailed to it around their neck PROUDLY?
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    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 11:42 am
    low blow
  11. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 11:54 am
    For a minute, it almost looks like he`s flipping the sky off.
  12. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    wait today is ash Wednesday??
  13. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    He should have switched to Verizon.
  14. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    @slayer50151

    the people who he died for and worship him

  15. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Wow. Just...... wow.
  16. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    It would have been so much better if Jesus were lynched. Christians would wear a noose around their necks instead.
  17. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    Those are power lines. So I think the message is not that he died for our sins or long distance calls, he died for power. Another note: that statue definitly doesn`t have the stereo-typical jewish nose as it should.
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    So wrong!
  19. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    This says Mexico all over it
  20. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    thats horrible. but kinda funny
  21. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Those silly Mexicans.
  22. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Power and the Glory?
  23. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Middle-eastern death cult that practices ritual cannibalism of their messiah.

    I like the nooses comment, ironically most Xians will wear nooses, in the form of ties. i always wondered about the level of intelligence of people who wear ties, you are about 30 seconds from getting killed from something you VOLUNTARILY put on. LOL, yes YOU!

    Yours in own your own business and never wear a tie Plasma,
    Star*Dagger

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    "Hello, this is Jesus speaking and your mom can`t come to the phone right now..."
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Wow, that`s what I call SAVINGS on long distance calls!
  26. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    They see me trollin`, they hatin`...
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Forgive them father, for they know not what long distance contract they sign nor who they text.
  28. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    thats horrible, man...O_o
  29. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Apparently he was delinquent on his phone bill.
  30. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    You raff, you roose
  31. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Nido your awful........./me kicks nidos bewb
  32. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    He died for your free long distance
  33. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    Okay last one, I promise.

    "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious dropped calls and no signal; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my roaming charges upon them."

  34. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    NidoNemo you are my hero!
  35. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    that screams paintball target practice.
  36. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    "that screams paintball target practice."

    5000 points for accurate Stigmata replication! :D

  37. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:30 am
    lmfao
  38. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:42 am
    I like it.
  39. Profile photo of dreambrother
    dreambrother Male 18-29
    102 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 10:27 am
    WIN

    Nidonemo wins TWICE

  40. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    this is rated so low by christian fanatics
  41. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 7:26 am
    "this is rated so low by christian fanatics"

    god thing their opinions don`t matter :)

  42. Profile photo of joker7189
    joker7189 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Does anybody remember when people realized that long distance doesn`t matter on cellphones? Cause some people still ahve probs with it lol
  43. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    nice

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