Greatest Ninja Move: Monkey Steals The Peach [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Sports

We"re not sure if this is a real ninja move or not (we"re just going by this book), but how awesome is the move"s name?
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Female 491
I can promise all of you there is a worse variation of this.
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Male 68
this is why ninjas are so badass and pirates just suck
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Male 1,452
this might work but all your ninja friends would kick your ass for fighting like a wuss
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Female 155
PAGE 2: MONKEY EATS PEACH!
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Male 1,647

The left picture looks more epic. It`s just less dramatic when you get the other person in there and he doesn`t get to arch his back as much. I want an epic picture on the right, too. :(
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Male 3,310
This takes me back to 1998 or so when people were sending this around in email.
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Male 56
Huh? This is a traditional form in seven star mantis teaching, not an individual technique. I don`t know what this is doing in some fail ninja book (probably written by an old white guy for lulz inducing trolldom of lineage sustaining arts). HMMMMMMMMMMM.

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Male 2,688
Ripping the scrotum off... Causing MASSIVE hemorrhaging... Sounds like a rather interesting Mortal Kombat-like Fatality to me.
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Male 345
"...effectively ripping away the genitalia. Massive blood lose causes death." Holy hell! I can`t imagine this wasn`t even a douche thing to do even in feudal Japan.
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Male 190
real ninjas dont read or write books
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Male 2,148
It just LOOKS so made-up. I don`t believe this is a real martial arts move.
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Male 1,360
reach for the peach
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Male 421
...and apparently this all leads to heart failure.

AWESOME.

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Female 678
hahaha monkey steals the peach. hahaha thats fantastic.
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Male 25,416
thats horrible!
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Male 1
Squirrel hides his nuts
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Male 168
Uuuuh! Did anyone read the detailed instructions on the right page? [...] effectively ripping away the genitals [...] I really have pain in my peach now!
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Male 62
Oddly enough, wasn`t this the name of Red Octane`s house band on guitar hero I&II?
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Male 15,510
The peachslap!
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Female 446
Hmmmm..takes alot of balls to master this move..hmmmmmm?
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Male 1,108
This peach tastes baaaaad!
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Male 1,043
Man is nothing without it`s peach
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Male 282
When my cousin was in the Marines, this was one of the defensive positions they were taught. Supposedly, it`s more effective than a c-punch.
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Female 9,400
I must learn to do this.
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Male 7,585
this is also good knowledge for you ladies, alwasy cup the balls.
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Female 4,039
"...Effectively ripping away the testicles." I am so glad I don`t have testicles.
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Male 193
lol. butt pirate meet ass ninja
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Male 122
Not so sure it`s an "upward groin slap" as much as it is an upward groin fondling. Please don`t steal my peach Mr. Monkee.
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Male 2,893
my god that would hurt like hell.
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Female 1,780
Link: Greatest Ninja Move: Monkey Steals The Peach [Pic] [Rate Link] - We`re not sure if this is a real ninja move or not (we`re just going by this book), but how awesome is the move`s name?
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