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Greatest Ninja Move: Monkey Steals The Peach [Pic]

We”re not sure if this is a real ninja move or not (we”re just going by this book), but how awesome is the move”s name?

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Date: 02/12/10 07:32 AM

30 Responses to Greatest Ninja Move: Monkey Steals The Peach [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Link: Greatest Ninja Move: Monkey Steals The Peach - We`re not sure if this is a real ninja move or not (we`re just going by this book), but how awesome is the move`s name?
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 7:39 am
    my god that would hurt like hell.
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    ProXLaw Male 30-39
    122 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Not so sure it`s an "upward groin slap" as much as it is an upward groin fondling. Please don`t steal my peach Mr. Monkee.
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    kooleyo Male 13-17
    193 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 7:47 am
    lol. butt pirate meet ass ninja
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 7:55 am
    "...Effectively ripping away the testicles." I am so glad I don`t have testicles.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:12 am
    this is also good knowledge for you ladies, alwasy cup the balls.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:27 am
    I must learn to do this.
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    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:33 am
    When my cousin was in the Marines, this was one of the defensive positions they were taught. Supposedly, it`s more effective than a c-punch.
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    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:42 am
    Man is nothing without it`s peach
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:54 am
    This peach tastes baaaaad!
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Hmmmm..takes alot of balls to master this move..hmmmmmm?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 10:07 am
    The peachslap!
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    Rhinosaur Male 18-29
    62 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Oddly enough, wasn`t this the name of Red Octane`s house band on guitar hero I&II?
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    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
    168 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Uuuuh! Did anyone read the detailed instructions on the right page? effectively ripping away the genitals I really have pain in my peach now!
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    wolvezdude Male 13-17
    1 post
    February 12, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Squirrel hides his nuts
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    thats horrible!
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    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    hahaha monkey steals the peach. hahaha thats fantastic.
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    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    ...and apparently this all leads to heart failure.

    AWESOME.

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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    reach for the peach
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    It just LOOKS so made-up. I don`t believe this is a real martial arts move.
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    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    real ninjas dont read or write books
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    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    "...effectively ripping away the genitalia. Massive blood lose causes death." Holy hell! I can`t imagine this wasn`t even a douche thing to do even in feudal Japan.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Ripping the scrotum off... Causing MASSIVE hemorrhaging... Sounds like a rather interesting Mortal Kombat-like Fatality to me.
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    FumblingMala Male 18-29
    56 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 12:52 am
    Huh? This is a traditional form in seven star mantis teaching, not an individual technique. I don`t know what this is doing in some fail ninja book (probably written by an old white guy for lulz inducing trolldom of lineage sustaining arts). HMMMMMMMMMMM.

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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 1:59 am
    This takes me back to 1998 or so when people were sending this around in email.
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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 7:48 am

    The left picture looks more epic. It`s just less dramatic when you get the other person in there and he doesn`t get to arch his back as much. I want an epic picture on the right, too. :(
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    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    PAGE 2: MONKEY EATS PEACH!
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    this might work but all your ninja friends would kick your ass for fighting like a wuss
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    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    this is why ninjas are so badass and pirates just suck
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    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    I can promise all of you there is a worse variation of this.

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