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Date: 02/15/10 08:02 AM

64 Responses to First Assembly Of God Are A Bunch Of Haters [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:12 am
    Link: First Assembly Of God Are A Bunch Of Haters - Chuck`s not going to be pleased with this one bit.
  2. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:20 am
    if they both do exist, than i would put god>chuck norris because god would have had to create chuck norris.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:30 am
    No comment.
  4. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:31 am
    ZING!
  5. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:32 am
    They goan get raped.
  6. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Blasphemy.
  7. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:49 am
    > should be =.
  8. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:49 am
    cobrakiller, everyone knows that Chuck Norris created God. Seriously. Why is there even a debate?
  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Chuck just lets God think that, keeps him from flooding things & stuff...
  10. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Everything requires a cause. Except Chuck Norris. He is the cause.
  11. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Chuck Norris doesn`t ask forgiveness from god..
    God asks Chuck Norris to forgive him.
  12. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 9:40 am
    Lol, that`s funny.
  13. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Well just saying God best watch out for a round house kick to the face. No shames Chuck Norris and gets away with it!
  14. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 9:57 am
    i thought god WAS chuck norris?
  15. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 10:37 am
    It`s nice to see the churches keeping up with pop culture!
  16. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 11:22 am
    True and funny
  17. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 11:40 am
    But is it not written in Genesis...

    "And God said `Let there be light` and Chuck Norris said `You forgot to say please`."

  18. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 11:46 am
    So not true.
  19. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 11:54 am
    `It`s nice to see the churches keeping up with pop culture!`

    See now, that would be incorrect, as Chuck Norris jokes are OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

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    solemasher Male 40-49
    14 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 11:55 am
    thats the chain of commnd
  21. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 11:59 am
    It`s true because everything > chuck norris.

    It stopped being funny years ago people :l

  22. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    i`d take down the > and paint in a =
  23. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    ok, ok.....HOLD ON! Chuck Norris jokes aren`t OLD they are CLASSIC and TIMELESS...Chuck`s bread is better than god`s beard. Sorry Big Man, Chuck`s gottcha there...
  24. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Chuck Norris is a legend! As ManicRapture said chuck norris jokes are not old they are classics. LONG LIVE CHUCK NORRIS
  25. Profile photo of sinisterspid
    sinisterspid Female 18-29
    121 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    chuck norris should really just have gone away by now.
  26. Profile photo of TrixyGlitz
    TrixyGlitz Female 13-17
    12 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Chuck Norris created God
  27. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    "chuck norris should really just have gone away by now."

    God should really just have gone away by now.

  28. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Hey, remember when chuck norris jokes were actually funny?.. me neither.
  29. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    LOL okay that is pretty funny XD
  30. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Maybe this pic is as old as Chuck Norris jokes? Probably, knowing IAB`s track record of posting things as old as the internet.
  31. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Whos better...Chuck norris or jesus? Jesus can walk on water, But Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus!!!
  32. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    jack bauer > God > chuck norris
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    The most amazing thing of all this is they know about that meme
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    ok!
  35. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    More self-marginalization by Xians, it is nice to see that they do not need bashing for people to see how stupid they are.
  36. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    I thought Chuck Norris was a god...
  37. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Chuck Norris is the reason god hides in heaven and never shows his face! God < Chuck Norris
  38. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    mykeuk, that was actually funny, nice work.
  39. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    God IS Chuck Norris
  40. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    The arrow is backwards
  41. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    I can`t get enough of this Chuck Norris jokes. Long live Chuck Norris.
  42. Profile photo of SgtFunny
    SgtFunny Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    Na, they ran out of equal signs....
  43. Profile photo of psykoboy264
    psykoboy264 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    i wonder if Chuck has destroyed them yet?
  44. Profile photo of MastaPlan23
    MastaPlan23 Male 13-17
    76 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    how dare they, later that day evrybody in the building was killed to round house kick related deaths.
  45. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    The sign lasted but a second: It was quickly destroyed by a hair in Chucks beard.
  46. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    The ironic thing is... the real Chuck Norris would support this sign.
  47. Profile photo of maguiremart
    maguiremart Male 13-17
    34 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    Well, god isn`t real anyway so even the mortal, real form of Chuck Norris is greater than god.
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    I really don`t get why everyone likes a pathetically bad actor.
  49. Profile photo of iKieren
    iKieren Male 13-17
    2 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 12:42 am
    Thats what he wants you to think....
  50. Profile photo of EpicCookie
    EpicCookie Female 13-17
    55 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 10:37 am
    @Lionhart2

    Die.

  51. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 11:07 am
    Miley Cyrus > God.
  52. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
    People like Chuck for the same reason we post on internet forums. We`re all effing stupid, and getting more so with every breath.
  53. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Incidentally First Assembly of God acronym is F.A.G.
  54. Profile photo of joe99652
    joe99652 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    @Skim
    No. Just drating no.
  55. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 7:04 am
    lmao
  56. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 9:54 am
    skim are you really a old man playing a joke
    if so epic win
  57. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Where`s The Westboro Baptist Church when you need `em?
  58. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Word.
  59. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    that is SO wrong.....
  60. Profile photo of vampiretears
    vampiretears Female 13-17
    33 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    chuck norris gunna choke a priest
  61. Profile photo of Axires
    Axires Male 13-17
    65 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Why? just......why?
  62. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    March 7, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Bold claim, I like it.
  63. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    April 7, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    I think their safe because 1. Chuck is a Christian, 2. He only uses his powers for good (or maybe that`s just what he wants us to think!)

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