Fellatio May Lower The Risk Of Breast Cancer

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Science
http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Or in other words, scientists are getting horny again.
There are 65 comments:
Female 179
ew, I will never swallow, I am deeply afraid of semen
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Male 2,402
Well what did you excpect homeboy wjones1119 spilled the beans!
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Male 1,108
UPDATE: She didn`t go for it.
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Male 2,402
Damn it man! You just had to ruin a good thing going for all men.
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Male 26
It clearly states at the bottom of the article that everything contained within it is "compleatly" fictional and is in no way affiliated with CNN.

Regardless, it`s amusing.

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Female 236
If A woman licks another woman and swallows that, does it count ?
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Male 1,108
I`ve just emailed this to my wife. She is quite gullible; I`ll keep you posted.
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Female 394
"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
I bet the doc`s husband/boyfriend was happy to hear that^^
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Male 206
....and if width and breadth of your hand is larger than your face, that also means you`ll get cancer.

No, really...c`mere, I`ll show you....

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Male 795
I`m pretty sure that any health article that spells cancer as cancur, and article as articul is not a reputable news source. Although these days you never know.
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Male 85
hahah i read about this the other day. this is actually a fake article this guy wrote. after he got caught he was quoted saying, "I only pity the guys who didn`t take advantage of this when they had the chance." five star brilliance
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Male 3,619
well girls... let me save you.
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Female 4,028
I wonder how many guys will use this article to get it more often. Saying it`s real.
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Female 986
but I hear it increases your chances of throat cancer, so.... everything gives you cancer anyway, so just live how you want to. I`ll just stick with my fluorescent lights, smokes, and books, thanks. :P
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Female 1,283
Goodness sakes...the spelling. It`s atrocious.
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Female 1,283
...Durrr.

I feel retarded now. Scroll to the very bottom and read: "All content in this artical is compleatly fictional and not the views of CNN. Furthermore this site has no relation to CNN except for the links within this page"

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Female 1,283
Rofl. CNN got trolled.

@Jesbur
Just delete your account. We don`t need another Stardagger.

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Male 10,855
Sure enough it`s fake.
Here`s an actual article explaining his reasoning behind the joke.
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Male 1
Dr. Len Lictepeen... how could anyone think this is a real article?
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Male 3
It`s a fake according to http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fel... but I`m gonna try to convince the other half with it anyways!
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Female 1,008
I`m calling shenanigans.
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Male 12
see ladies, this is a great thing, im more than willing to let any of u perform on me to save u from breast cancer....im willing to put myself thru it..
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Male 89
And I`m from NC too limecapp. Southern girls can indeed be very "hospitable". Does that include you? ;-)
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Male 89
Now I can tell my fiance that I only ask for that out of concern for her health.
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Male 560
this is fake guys, its a lame hoax, google it
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Female 88
They`ll say just about anything these days...
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Male 15,832
I for one am willing to do my part to contribute to women`s breast health. So if you know any women out there who are reasonably attractive and not quite smart enough to figure out this is not really CNN, send `em my way.
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Male 6
well guys you are with bad luck cause that story is fake, lol google it and you will see
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Male 1,834
why is this not in the national news?
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Male 8,302
> marcus2
> Its a well known fact theat Anal sex improves womens IQ and giving them a facial makes them look younger

Err... and any woman who drops to her knees and gives me... will live forever and be very rich. Proven scientific fact. Would I lie to you?

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Male 33
http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

Read that url.

MURDZPLACE IS NOT CNN; YOU FOOLS HAVE BEEN FOOLED!!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 677
Its a well known fact theat Anal sex improves womens IQ and giving them a facial makes them look younger.
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Female 895
that maybe but they also say it causes throat cancer.. So it all weighs out.
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Female 1,963
Ha ha.
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Male 7,611
i read this when it first came out, and showed it to my girlfriend; she was not a believer.
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Female 126
of course it`d be in nc with all that "southern hospitality" Im from nc so i can say that
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Male 591
For all those that really believe this is real, at the bottom of the page.


"All content in this artical is compleatly fictional and not the views of CNN. Furthermore this site has no relation to CNN except for the links within this page"

Note: This was copy/pasted that is exactly how it is typed out.

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Male 1,190
Everyone knows that drinking sperm is good for you! The chinese have known this for millenia.

Any woman who will not swallow your load needs to realize there are 3 billion other women on the planet.

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Male 4,807
I better start making funeral arrangements for my wife.
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Male 486
Shafteer? Lictepeen? They should have gone with "Dr. Ivana knobbersoreadthisfakestudy"
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Male 473
this is super old
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Male 1,793
I`m still showing it to the wife...
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Male 3,310
Gee, did the url not tip you off
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Male 25,416
Well. what can we say! common woman, its for you health! im happy to help :)
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Male 2,056
revodin, now it makes sense why the logo seemed so effed up
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Male 27
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Male 510
fake.
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Female 1,077
very clever, i think.
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Female 237
Hm... 2003...
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Male 97
crap!
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Male 10,855
So it`s a choice between chlamydia, herpes, and gonnorhea; or breast cancer.
hmmm...
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Female 1,190
my friend printed this out last year and was trying to convince people lol
it didnt work :P
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Male 2,576
I ot suspicous when it said "murdzplace.com"CNN - obviously one of those fake sites. Watch the URLs folks.
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Female 38
The doctor`s name is Lictepeen.
Say it. Out loud.
LIC-TE-PEEN.
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Male 15
"I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to get me a - ... to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women... Yeah..."
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Male 2,553
DinoVelvet, aka Sir Buzz Killington.
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Female 723
My immediate and vocal reaction was, "Ehhhhhwwwww".
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Male 1,625
*Tears up* I thought this day would never come... Thank you jesus. haha.
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Male 599
"new research being performed at North Carolina State University" lol `nuff said. Also, where do I sign up to be a semen donor for this study?
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Male 28
This article was a fake created by a North Carolina student back in 2003. Here is the article which explains in detail the story behind it.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fel...
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Male 431
sounds good to me
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Male 15,510
Yup, that is what happen when most scientist are man ;)
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Male 52
Perfect time to start my crusade against breast cancer.
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Male 2,592
there is a god after all
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Male 2,551
Link: Fellatio May Lower The Risk Of Breast Cancer [Rate Link] - Or in other words, scientists are getting horny again.
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