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Date: 02/28/10 09:02 AM

33 Responses to Emergency Shipment of Condoms Headed to Vancouver

  1. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Link: Emergency Shipment of Condoms Headed to Vancouver - Who knew Canadians knew how to party?
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:13 am
    who knew that olympians had time to get laid. each about 14 times in 2 and a half weeks.
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    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:42 am
    THE HORROR!

    Won`t somebody please think of the children? Seriously, who likes the little bastards anyway?

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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:01 am
    `That`s about 14 condoms per person. But as of Wednesday, those supplies started running dangerously low.`

    these two sentences = awesome.

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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:09 am
    From what I`ve heard, the Olympic village is nothing but a giant den of sex and partying once your event is over.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Every two years (Summer and Winter Games), without fail, we hear the same story. I mean, think about it: some of the most athletically-sculpted bodies in the entire world, spending almost all of their time, every day, training, training and more training. Give them a chance to relax, even for a few seconds, with the only people in the world who can truly understand them, and put them in a co-ed situation? Oh, hell yeah, there`s going to be some condom usage. How many times does this story have to run at each and every Olympics before the organizers figure it out?
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:18 am
    awesome
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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Hey at least they`re using them eh?
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:57 am
    MMMM sex with a gymnast!
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    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:17 am
    Wish I was there sounds like a great time.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Those wanton bastards! I`m terribly jealous...but happy for their safety nonetheless.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Im buying a plane ticket and just showing up pantless.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    lmao....
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Did you SEE the German Bobsled team!? Goddamn! That`s some streamline booty! :D
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    At least there on top of things! crazy people!
  16. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    That`s just how we roll.
  17. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Goddamnit. I knew I should have become an Olympian.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    "arrive" thrusday.. ha XD
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Everybody knows that athletes are the wildest people on Earth
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    i bet even the losers get a happy ending.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    its actually gets much worse believe it or not

    and thats without condoms!

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    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    But... that`s four days to late... the olympics are over today, aren`t they? Oh, man!
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    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    What a crazy awesome hockey game. I`m humpin` tonight!
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    I don`t even know how to respond. Horny athletes? spent so much time training and finally gettin some?
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    maybe balloons for parties. that must be it
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    Dude i dont think its the athletes. its the canadians who are so happy about how the games turned out. we are all drinking and watching hockey at the same time. Im not at all surprised about the shortage...

    Canadians know how to have a good time. were not slutty, )which might just appear* that way because our climate kind of forces us to wear clothing...)
    but we are known as "friendly" afterall. and we gotta do something to keep warm!!

    :-)

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    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    that`s funny! but it`s got to be the people... I`m sure the athletes are getting a piece but 14 per person??? c`mon.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    14 condoms per person... the game lasted 2 weeks... Yeah, I can understand the shortage.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 3:26 am
    OK, what do you mean not the Athlets?

    These people are in their late teens, early to mid 20ies. Young, beautifull, athletic, full of vigour and excitement, most away from home.

    With all the exhileration of the games, Winnings, losses, OOOHHH YEAH. There is A LOT of fraking going on in the Olympic village, and you know what? Good for them! Best time of their lives.

  30. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 5:11 am
    Dude koala i didnt mean the athletes never had any "fun", but i think that the majority of the shortage here in Vancouver is due to the rest of us.
    2 thousand something athletes. millions of vancouverites and other visitors, Canadian or otherwise. I feel like everyone had a part in this, they provided us with A LOT of rubbers. lol.
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    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    14 condoms a person!?!?!? DAMN!!!! when do they think they`re gonna run out!?!?!?
  32. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    These Games were awesome!!!
    Condoms notwithstanding.
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 9:36 am
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