Difference Between Valentine`s Day & Your Funeral

Submitted by: Sleepy_Cat 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/difference-between-valentines-day-and-your-funeral

This checklist all falls apart if a necrophiliac is invited to your funeral--then all bets are off.
There are 18 comments:
Female 257
"... Love the comments on there. "
the comments were the best part! XD
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Female 33
necrophilia? eew i just grossed myself out...
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Female 864
I`m sorry I wasted my time on that one.
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Female 1,199
... Love the comments on there.
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Male 2,402
Last one should be conditional. Sometimes a Valentines day sex is like necrophilia to some.
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Male 15,832
There was an old hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
He said, "I`ll admit,
That the place smells like $h!+,
But just think of the money I save!"
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Male 2,690
Very clever.
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Male 1,244
Necrophilia, crack open a cold one!
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Male 820
hurrah for 17 single Valentine`s Days.
hurrah.
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Male 1,429
I used to be a necrophiliac until that rotten ho split on me.
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Male 1,918
"Hmm, just cause it`s a funeral doesn`t mean you can`t get sex..."
Yes it does because it says "YOUR" Funeral
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Male 346
Dude look at the comments, they are the best part...

I DO love power ranger`s re-runs.

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Male 37,675
Perhaps an inheritance counts as a gift?
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Male 180
Hmm, just cause it`s a funeral doesn`t mean you can`t get sex...
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Male 25,416
Valantines day for the win!
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Male 17,512
Gifts at a funeral ?
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Male 10
The best part is the description
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Female 278
Link: Difference Between Valentine`s Day & Your Funeral [Rate Link] - This checklist all falls apart if a necrophiliac is invited to your funeral--then all bets are off.
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