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Date: 02/11/10 12:31 PM

18 Responses to Difference Between Valentine`s Day & Your Funeral

  1. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Link: Difference Between Valentine`s Day & Your Funeral - This checklist all falls apart if a necrophiliac is invited to your funeral--then all bets are off.
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    zarbogres Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    The best part is the description
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Gifts at a funeral ?
  4. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Valantines day for the win!
  5. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
    180 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Hmm, just cause it`s a funeral doesn`t mean you can`t get sex...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Perhaps an inheritance counts as a gift?
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    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Dude look at the comments, they are the best part...

    I DO love power ranger`s re-runs.

  8. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    "Hmm, just cause it`s a funeral doesn`t mean you can`t get sex..."
    Yes it does because it says "YOUR" Funeral
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1322 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    I used to be a necrophiliac until that rotten ho split on me.
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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    hurrah for 17 single Valentine`s Days.
    hurrah.
  11. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    Necrophilia, crack open a cold one!
  12. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Very clever.
  13. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    There was an old hermit named Dave,
    Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
    He said, "I`ll admit,
    That the place smells like $h!+,
    But just think of the money I save!"
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 12:07 am
    Last one should be conditional. Sometimes a Valentines day sex is like necrophilia to some.
  15. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 1:06 am
    ... Love the comments on there.
  16. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 11:13 am
    I`m sorry I wasted my time on that one.
  17. Profile photo of vampiretears
    vampiretears Female 13-17
    33 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    necrophilia? eew i just grossed myself out...
  18. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    "... Love the comments on there. "
    the comments were the best part! XD

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