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Date: 02/14/10 12:01 PM

34 Responses to David Caruso Pithiest One-Liner Compilation [Vid]

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 5:36 am
    Link: David Caruso Pithiest One-Liner Compilation - YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    JIM CAREY DID IT BETTER
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    That got annoying fast
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    I HATE this guy.

    Sh*tty actor...sh*tty character...sh*tty writing.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! was getting really annoying!Always with the glasses
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    With each one liner, my mind started to die more and more...I can`t believe I watched this show...
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    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Reminds me of those 4 panels I saw at 4chan
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    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    i lol`d ever time the music came on
    ex for the brizil one (yes i watchd all 7 min of the clip)
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    Cherrybawls Male 18-29
    167 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    "I HATE this guy.
    Sh*tty actor...sh*tty character...sh*tty writing."

    QFT god I thought I was only one who couldn`t stand him

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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    damn...i already watched this on youtube a while back..
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:00 pm
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    This makes his voice really annoying
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    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    this is my favorite one-liner:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrTkmDLUm...
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    MagsHeadroom Male 18-29
    86 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    I before E...
    ...Except after C
    YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    *stares at dead guy in the water*

    YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    "Penetrate up to 48 layers of Kevlar."

    Wow, these shows are written by stupid people.

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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    Ok, even if his fat mouth said 4 to 8, still ignorant.
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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris....yyyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:35 am
    "Its just been revoked..."

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:42 am
    And that"s what you get for going to the William Shatner school of acting .
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 2:01 am

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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 2:02 am
    Credit where credit is due: Thanks XKCD !
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:44 am
    Best acting that man has ever done was when he didn`t have to speak and just talked through little cards in Hudson Hawk.
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    kewlbetti Female 30-39
    62 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:51 am
    I hate Caruso - he ruined CSI or me!
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 7:10 am
    bloody retarded opening sequences
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    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:25 am
    god i hate this show so much i wish a zebra would kick caruso`s face off
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    Kalkin Male 18-29
    44 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Grissom`s 1 liners were always much better.
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    skinnymocha Female 18-29
    70 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Anyone else notice Caruso`s method for delivering one-liners?
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Oh yes the poser that he is.
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    Fortitude Male 30-39
    255 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    CSI Miami & NCIS Los Angeles, taking great shows and making them stink like a huge pile of fecal matter.
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    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Where`s Christopher Walken?
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    naturalblue Female 30-39
    73 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    I love love love David Caruso for the very reason that he is SO cheesy! Come on guys, he does it on purpose, that`s why it`s so genius!
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    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Blah blah blah, *puts on sunglasses dramatically* blah blah blah. -dun dun dun!-
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    David Caruso is the Adam West of Generation X.
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