City Cop Suffers From Rare Disease [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

He actually has two asses: front and back; brought on by too many donuts. Actually, this probably isn"t that rare.
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Female 1,283
$50 bucks says he was the guy who flew the chopper to the doughnut store.
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Male 127
"this picture makes me want to steal something in front of him then jog away saying "you can`t catch me!""

or walk halfway up a flight of stairs.

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Male 115
Wtf is up with the dude in the backrounds face? its like this:
O . O
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Female 2
this picture makes me want to steal something in front of him then jog away saying "you can`t catch me!"
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Male 3,915
i`ve never seen cone...body...before...D=
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Male 610
are those spandex pants? normal pants wouldn`t fit over the family of midgets he`s trying to smuggle
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Female 859
h-how..?
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Female 343
The comments were funnier than the pic. xD
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Female 2,220
@LadyWeasel

HAHAHAH best thing i`ve EVER read.

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Male 29
*giggle* front butt..
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Female 324
totally photoshopped you can see the seam where they put the images together *pfft* why are people trying to trick us?
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Female 471
"I hate seeing people like this. I`m like, how do they masturbate? Cause I`m pretty sure his hands can`t fit over there."

Maybe he greases himself up and goes for a brisk walk?

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Male 425
STOP OR ILL SIT!
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Female 125
It all makes sense now.
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Female 169
that fat f`er doesnt chase no one he just shoots!
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Female 318
Phaaahka: Cops don`t have to masturbate, that`s what hookers are for
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Female 125
I hate seeing people like this. I`m like, how do they masturbate? Cause I`m pretty sure his hands can`t fit over there.
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Male 14
He`s just having a huge dick and he`s wrapping it around his waist.
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Male 219
....mr. pillow pants
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Male 1,625
Im vomiting and gagging at the same time, oh god, im ga-vomiting.
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Male 8,302
Yeah but you see, he`s perfect for the job, because if you punch him, he just rolls upright again, like one of those inflatable clowns.

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Female 68
<<<I wonder, when was the last time he saw his dick?>>>

Find your penis for a dollar?

Stewie rules!

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Male 201
How do people like that become anything related to security or law enforcement? I`ll be surprised if he can get his gun out if he should need it. It`s wedged up there in his armpit.
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Male 394
Dat ass.
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Male 111
It`s like 2 people if you cover up the midsection D:
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Male 15,832
I wonder, when was the last time he saw his dick?
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Male 25,416
Dats a huge ass!
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Male 364
Wow, how.... disproportionate!
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Male 4
lol he has a minge
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Male 31
Looks like he used to be a normal fat person, but got dropped on his feet really hard and it all glopped down to his waist.
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Male 2,592
lol front butt
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Male 422
Useless...whats he going to do if some robber runs off with something he stole? Waddle after him? Don`t they have fitness tests in the USA before you become a cop?
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Male 1,043
Reminds me of Oprah in that South Park episode..
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Male 1,647

I wonder if he has to have pants sewn on him to make them fit around those tractor tires we`re calling his waist...
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Male 2,553
Love to see him run. It`d be a huge bouncing ring of fat in the middle. ^^
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Female 781
I see this a lot, actually. You`d be amazed at how much flab a person can carry on their body.
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Male 3,619
if i tip him... will he bounce back up?
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Male 795
booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere!
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Female 9,475
Eww!
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Male 4,290
"Some people think they can outrun me. Maybe, maybe.

I have yet to meet one that can outrun bullet."

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Male 107
Ahh yes, the ol` frontside backside sameside buttocks.
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Male 15,510
This probably isnt that rare in America
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Male 418
i mean really. i take it there are a few loopholes in the fitness qualifying part of being a beat officer.
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Female 3,828
hee hee hee. nice caption.
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Male 1,013
Can those little T-Rex arms even reach his gun? Oh wait, can he even wipe? ewwww.
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Female 5,222
:P
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Male 305
What`s even more hilarious is that he is a sergeant.
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Male 95
I would steal his hat.
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Male 2,510
What the hell can this person do? honestly?

Pull a gun out on somebody? Well that`s not going to do much good when they hope over a wall or run around a corner. Should be suspended until they lose some weight.

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Male 7,378
I had a cop like that try to stop me once... I just walked faster.
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Female 326
That "butt" song just popped into my head :))
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Male 52
lmao battle of the bulge
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Male 120
stupid inflatable pants
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Male 20,111
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