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Date: 02/05/10 06:32 AM

54 Responses to City Cop Suffers From Rare Disease [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Link: City Cop Suffers From Rare Disease - He actually has two asses: front and back; brought on by too many donuts. Actually, this probably isn`t that rare.
  2. Profile photo of That_dude
    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 6:36 am
    stupid inflatable pants
  3. Profile photo of venerake
    venerake Male 18-29
    52 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 6:37 am
    lmao battle of the bulge
  4. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 6:43 am
    That "butt" song just popped into my head :))
  5. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 6:43 am
    I had a cop like that try to stop me once... I just walked faster.
  6. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:02 am
    What the hell can this person do? honestly?

    Pull a gun out on somebody? Well that`s not going to do much good when they hope over a wall or run around a corner. Should be suspended until they lose some weight.

  7. Profile photo of mosthead
    mosthead Male 18-29
    95 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:30 am
    I would steal his hat.
  8. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:32 am
    What`s even more hilarious is that he is a sergeant.
  9. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:36 am
    :P
  10. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Can those little T-Rex arms even reach his gun? Oh wait, can he even wipe? ewwww.
  11. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:57 am
    hee hee hee. nice caption.
  12. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:59 am
    i mean really. i take it there are a few loopholes in the fitness qualifying part of being a beat officer.
  13. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:15 am
    This probably isnt that rare in America
  14. Profile photo of indofosho
    indofosho Male 13-17
    107 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Ahh yes, the ol` frontside backside sameside buttocks.
  15. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:39 am
    "Some people think they can outrun me. Maybe, maybe.

    I have yet to meet one that can outrun bullet."

  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:43 am
    Eww!
  17. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:45 am
    booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere!
  18. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:13 am
    if i tip him... will he bounce back up?
  19. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:26 am
    I see this a lot, actually. You`d be amazed at how much flab a person can carry on their body.
  20. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Love to see him run. It`d be a huge bouncing ring of fat in the middle. ^^
  21. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:35 am

    I wonder if he has to have pants sewn on him to make them fit around those tractor tires we`re calling his waist...
  22. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Reminds me of Oprah in that South Park episode..
  23. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Useless...whats he going to do if some robber runs off with something he stole? Waddle after him? Don`t they have fitness tests in the USA before you become a cop?
  24. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:05 am
    lol front butt
  25. Profile photo of ChaoSSaucE
    ChaoSSaucE Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Looks like he used to be a normal fat person, but got dropped on his feet really hard and it all glopped down to his waist.
  26. Profile photo of SpeedyWay
    SpeedyWay Male 18-29
    4 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:17 am
    lol he has a minge
  27. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:05 am
    Wow, how.... disproportionate!
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Dats a huge ass!
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:33 am
    I wonder, when was the last time he saw his dick?
  30. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    It`s like 2 people if you cover up the midsection D:
  31. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    Dat ass.
  32. Profile photo of tyrannus
    tyrannus Male 18-29
    201 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    How do people like that become anything related to security or law enforcement? I`ll be surprised if he can get his gun out if he should need it. It`s wedged up there in his armpit.
  33. Profile photo of Loew
    Loew Female 40-49
    68 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    <<<I wonder, when was the last time he saw his dick?>>>

    Find your penis for a dollar?

    Stewie rules!

  34. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    Yeah but you see, he`s perfect for the job, because if you punch him, he just rolls upright again, like one of those inflatable clowns.

  35. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Im vomiting and gagging at the same time, oh god, im ga-vomiting.
  36. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    ....mr. pillow pants
  37. Profile photo of nivo111
    nivo111 Male 30-39
    14 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    He`s just having a huge dick and he`s wrapping it around his waist.
  38. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    I hate seeing people like this. I`m like, how do they masturbate? Cause I`m pretty sure his hands can`t fit over there.
  39. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Phaaahka: Cops don`t have to masturbate, that`s what hookers are for
  40. Profile photo of luvsushi
    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    that fat f`er doesnt chase no one he just shoots!
  41. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    It all makes sense now.
  42. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    STOP OR ILL SIT!
  43. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    "I hate seeing people like this. I`m like, how do they masturbate? Cause I`m pretty sure his hands can`t fit over there."

    Maybe he greases himself up and goes for a brisk walk?

  44. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:26 am
    totally photoshopped you can see the seam where they put the images together *pfft* why are people trying to trick us?
  45. Profile photo of seanmoo2
    seanmoo2 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 12:40 am
    *giggle* front butt..
  46. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:19 am
    @LadyWeasel

    HAHAHAH best thing i`ve EVER read.

  47. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 4:30 am
    The comments were funnier than the pic. xD
  48. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 4:59 am
    h-how..?
  49. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 11:39 am
    are those spandex pants? normal pants wouldn`t fit over the family of midgets he`s trying to smuggle
  50. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    i`ve never seen cone...body...before...D=
  51. Profile photo of hirvio
    hirvio Female 13-17
    2 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    this picture makes me want to steal something in front of him then jog away saying "you can`t catch me!"
  52. Profile photo of omg-a-lion
    omg-a-lion Male 13-17
    115 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Wtf is up with the dude in the backrounds face? its like this:
    O . O
    \___/
  53. Profile photo of saintnickxii
    saintnickxii Male 18-29
    127 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 4:53 am
    "this picture makes me want to steal something in front of him then jog away saying "you can`t catch me!""

    or walk halfway up a flight of stairs.

  54. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    $50 bucks says he was the guy who flew the chopper to the doughnut store.

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