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or walk halfway up a flight of stairs.
HAHAHAH best thing i`ve EVER read.
Maybe he greases himself up and goes for a brisk walk?
Find your penis for a dollar?
I have yet to meet one that can outrun bullet."
Pull a gun out on somebody? Well that`s not going to do much good when they hope over a wall or run around a corner. Should be suspended until they lose some weight.