Best Family Portrait Yet [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Weird

Sure, life was difficult forever, but the Johnson"s never regretted when they joined the simian-exchange program.
There are 51 comments:
Male 16
i see alot of wall cleaning in the future.
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Male 92
Awesome family photo
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Female 444
If you cant have kid.... why not?
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Male 2,521
Creepy Much?
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Male 660
How long before we have a "Monkey Face-off"
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Male 338
heh....casio
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Male 425
These are the sorts of children you get when you marry your cousin.
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Female 32
It`s like the new wave version of the cat lady.
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Female 1,048
Wanna know something funny dear? One of these lil` bastards has just crapped down back!
Oh you too honey?!!
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Male 2,748
Hey honey, wanna yank my monkey?
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Female 14
Yeah it`s all fun and games until someone gets their face ripped off by a chimp
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Female 355
Why do humans feel the need to keep undomesticated animals as companions? Or even just ones who keep the poor souls caged up in the first place. Just stick to the ones that have been domesticated for thousands of years.

Hmm. Though I guess I`m being hypocritical since I have a bunch of degus living in my room. But they are small, already been removed from the wild for generations, herbivores, no possible way of them escaping outside to colonize, and there is no chance of them mauling me in my sleep, so that`s a bit better than most animals removed straight from the wild for `entertainment`.

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Male 217
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: Introducing the first humans that contracted AIDS.
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Male 1,523
Those are some old clothes... O.o
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Male 522
why do people feel the need to dress their animals?
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Male 80
Didn`t they learn from 28 Days Later!?!?!
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Male 1,625
and I thought inbreeding gave you flipper babies.. was i sorely mistaken.
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Male 425
What the...
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Male 8,302
"Y`know Mavis, when we telled them Arkansas Adoption Agency people we wanted ter adopt some African Orphans, I think they done ripped us off."
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Female 1,043
Deborah and Mick Plus Six.
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Female 1,386
...and then the flash of the camera startled the tiny simians and the rabidly cute pack mauled the faces off their keepers.
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Male 1,351
Ehh...at least they`re happy.
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Female 3,598
SAY BANANA!!
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Male 1,195
MONKEYS!
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Female 465
They get the monkeys from a Disney Foundation in order to socialize them with people for a year or two, so that they can then be trained to help quadriplegics. You know, fetch stuff, pick up the phone and bring it, maybe dial 911. That kind of thing.
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Male 25,416
I have a family of monkeys literally!
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Male 122
The monkey steals the peach.
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Male 10,440
This could be some sort of stupid creationist trinket lacking in humor and substance, or more likely its just a crazy couple who love monkeys.
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Male 2,199
i wonder if school started for those little tykes yet...
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Female 4,028
What are you doing in those clothes, monkey?
Get out, you don`t need clothes, you`re a monkey!
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Male 15,510
Finally we can say that their children looks like a bunch of monkeys without sound any racist
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Male 1,958
maybe this is some sort of evolution gag. or de-evolution
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Female 76
That im so sure was meant to be cuute...but its CREEEEEEPY
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Female 449
Monkeys kill people.
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Female 404
oh my

tlc should do a special show on this family I would really like to see how a day in their house is like.

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Male 4,014
Whats odd? Am I missing something?
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Male 795
More fun than a barrell of monkeys. Oh wait!
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Male 1,505
Maybe I`m being cynical, but I think he ought to ask for a DNA test.
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Male 38
those two the dude is holding do not look very happy. something wierds going on here, I`m sure of it
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Male 426
He is naked because he is a monkey. The monkey will not conform... CONFORM MONKEY!
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Female 387
"Why is one naked?"
I think it`s wearing a diaper. :D
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Male 218
Aww she definitely cheated on him.....
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Male 7,611
god, they had some ugly ass babies!
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Female 4,039
Why is one naked?
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Male 4,594
Get the shotgun Martha, the herd needs a-thinnin.
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Male 716
WHAT 9000?!!
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Male 1,013
See what happens when those anti-evolution religious dolts get busy... They actually de-evolve!
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Male 774
"I had to get a c-section on my bananas over here."
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Female 1,566
Okay that`s actually really really really creepy, I frickin` hate monkeys.
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Male 334
at least they won`t have to worry about their "kids" borrowing the car or going to college....
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Female 1,780
Link: Best Family Portrait Yet [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sure, life was difficult forever, but the Johnson`s never regretted when they joined the simian-exchange program.
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