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Date: 02/18/10 12:05 PM

50 Responses to Aussie Weather Man Attacked By Nommy Pelican

  1. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Link: Aussie Weather Man Attacked By Nommy Pelican - `And tomorrow, we`re predicting sunny spells with light winds coming from the northwAAAA! WAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAA!`
  2. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    That reporter was a sissy... practically a woman.

    Anyway, Australia, why do you have such perfect weather? I hate you.

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    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    He knows he liked it... the sicko.
  4. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
    133 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    I predict quite a lot of wuss calls, but I must say I do feel sympathy. These birds are creepy. Atleast he`s the panic laugh sort of guy so it all turns out rather funny
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    datsun Male 18-29
    32 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    WHAT A FAG!!!!!
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    datsun Male 18-29
    32 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Giving it a second thought, if this is an australian pelican its probably poisonous
  7. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Epic. I love his laugh, haha.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    I think he likes me :)
  9. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    he was liking that
  10. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    At the end, when he is being poked in the butt, he bends over and sticks his butt out... like a pro.
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    I reckon he came prepared and was deliberately carrying anchovies in his butt pocket- you know what those Australians are like...
  12. Profile photo of Route49
    Route49 Male 50-59
    12 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    It`s in New Zealand not Australia
  13. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    I wonder where that fish can be?
  14. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    It`s in New Zealand not Australia

    Dat so? What was the clue that gave it away, Sherlock? The "Live from Sydney" label up top left? The ticker of temperatures in Australian cities in the bottom left? The part where he talks about Aboriginal and Australian names? Or was it the bit where he talks about "the biodiversity fo our wildlife along the coast here in Australia"?

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    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    No, it`s not New Zealand, it`s definitely Australia. He even says "here in Australia" at the start, and it says he`s live in Sydney. Also, at the bottom, it`s showing you forecasts for australian cities.
  16. Profile photo of MCFC89
    MCFC89 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    oh wow thats hilarious why cant something like that happen every time the weather people come on?
  17. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    I kept laughing with him xD
  18. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    "I drive a ute"
  19. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    HAHAHA I`m so glad this made it to IAB!!
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    BUTTNOMS! XD
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    > davymid
    >> It`s in New Zealand not Australia
    > Dat so? What was the clue that gave it away, Sherlock? The...

    Davy`s in foin form today. Standing ovation.

  22. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    "I dunno luvs, it didn`t seem quite right to me, can we do another take?"

    "FFS we`ve done 5 takes already. NO. It`s a wrap"

    "Well... can I take the pelican home with me then?"

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    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    omnomnom bum.
  24. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    For those persons who have seen les filles de calleb

    "QUAND. LA. PE-LI-CAN. VOY-AGE. SUR. LA. MER. . . ."

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    This was very funny! I think the weatherman handled it well, he was laughing, not `shrieking`. I laughed with him as well :)
    "I`m mentally scarred!" Lmao!
    And pelicans are BIG! YOU stand there and let one nibble at your bottom! LoLz!
  26. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Haha that was brilliant. I love Grant Denyer. But from these comments, he`s obviously an aquired taste.
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    That was really cute. :P
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    bmck9345 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    "Haha that was brilliant. I love Grant Denyer. But from these comments, he`s obviously an aquired taste."

    That weather dude was Steven Jacobs, Grant Denyer is on the show Sunrise on Channel 7 :P

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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    Australians are cool!
  30. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    The guys laugh made me laugh xD
  31. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Dat so? What was the clue that gave it away, Sherlock? The "Live from Sydney" label up top left? The ticker of temperatures in Australian cities in the bottom left? The part where he talks about Aboriginal and Australian names? Or was it the bit where he talks about "the biodiversity fo our wildlife along the coast here in Australia"?

    Wow! *Applause* nicely done.

  32. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    "Anyway, Australia, why do you have such perfect weather? I hate you."

    I`ll send you some if you like...I`m getting a bit sick of the constant over 30s (celcius) every day...

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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Bwaaaaaaah! Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhhh! Aaaaaaah!
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    he got is ass bitten! lol
  35. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    The water he`s standing at the end is from where he pissed himself laughing! haha
    Man I wanna go to Taronga park zoo. That would be epic. Also love that Darren means "I drive a ute."
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    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    LOL at the anchor in the studio.
    "You love it."
  37. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 18, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    I enjoyed his laugh-screams.
  38. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 12:55 am
    what a loser.. Christ it`s only a bird. Suck it up...
  39. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 1:43 am
    i think he has had more than a bird beak playing around his ass
  40. Profile photo of izzylovesian
    izzylovesian Female 18-29
    87 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 3:35 am
    that has really cracked me up lol, that was so funny seems like something me and friends wud do, set a pelican on someone, or it wud be a seagull or a swan here lol
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 3:59 am
    A shrieking girly man.
  42. Profile photo of tozfttoz
    tozfttoz Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 5:00 am
    what a fag
    this guy sounded so wrong, and i think the pelican liked it too lol
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 5:13 am
    That`s how the weathermen dress? Ryan Seacrest called and he wants his look back...
  44. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 7:37 am
    Lol, love how the guy on the other end goes `you love it.` when it`s biting his arse. x)
  45. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Wow. There is nothing MAN about that dude. So sad. I hope his father didn`t see that.
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    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I think that weatherman; if you can call him a man, just came out of the closet on Aussie national television.
  47. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 19, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    "That ass... it just makes me wanna... mm... goddamit! -NOM NOM NOM-"
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    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    February 20, 2010 at 8:47 am
    "bend over BiotcchH!"
  49. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    February 20, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    @Jaedon- Hah!! I didn`t notice until you pointed it out, XD
  50. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    February 21, 2010 at 2:45 am
    Haha! He`s on our news everymorning lol

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