Aussie Weather Man Attacked By Nommy Pelican

Submitted by: davymid 7 years ago in Funny

"And tomorrow, we"re predicting sunny spells with light winds coming from the northwAAAA! WAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAA!"
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Female 248
Haha! He`s on our news everymorning lol
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Female 381
@Jaedon- Hah!! I didn`t notice until you pointed it out, XD
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Male 166
"bend over BiotcchH!"
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Male 131
"That ass... it just makes me wanna... mm... goddamit! -NOM NOM NOM-"
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Male 263
I think that weatherman; if you can call him a man, just came out of the closet on Aussie national television.
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Male 6,694
Wow. There is nothing MAN about that dude. So sad. I hope his father didn`t see that.
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Male 72
Lol, love how the guy on the other end goes `you love it.` when it`s biting his arse. x)
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Female 3,727
That`s how the weathermen dress? Ryan Seacrest called and he wants his look back...
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Male 38
what a fag
this guy sounded so wrong, and i think the pelican liked it too lol
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Male 660
A shrieking girly man.
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Female 87
that has really cracked me up lol, that was so funny seems like something me and friends wud do, set a pelican on someone, or it wud be a seagull or a swan here lol
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Male 695
i think he has had more than a bird beak playing around his ass
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Male 1,178
what a loser.. Christ it`s only a bird. Suck it up...
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Female 4,028
I enjoyed his laugh-screams.
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Female 695
LOL at the anchor in the studio.
"You love it."
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Female 162
The water he`s standing at the end is from where he pissed himself laughing! haha
Man I wanna go to Taronga park zoo. That would be epic. Also love that Darren means "I drive a ute."
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Male 1,598
he got is ass bitten! lol
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Female 582
Bwaaaaaaah! Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhhh! Aaaaaaah!
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Female 512
"Anyway, Australia, why do you have such perfect weather? I hate you."

I`ll send you some if you like...I`m getting a bit sick of the constant over 30s (celcius) every day...

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Male 10,440
[quote] Dat so? What was the clue that gave it away, Sherlock? The "Live from Sydney" label up top left? The ticker of temperatures in Australian cities in the bottom left? The part where he talks about Aboriginal and Australian names? Or was it the bit where he talks about "the biodiversity fo our wildlife along the coast here in Australia"? [/quote]

Wow! *Applause* nicely done.

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Male 2,344
The guys laugh made me laugh xD
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Male 1,523
Australians are cool!
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Female 8
"Haha that was brilliant. I love Grant Denyer. But from these comments, he`s obviously an aquired taste."

That weather dude was Steven Jacobs, Grant Denyer is on the show Sunrise on Channel 7 :P

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Female 374
That was really cute. :P
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Female 339
Haha that was brilliant. I love Grant Denyer. But from these comments, he`s obviously an aquired taste.
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Male 38,411
This was very funny! I think the weatherman handled it well, he was laughing, not `shrieking`. I laughed with him as well :)
"I`m mentally scarred!" Lmao!
And pelicans are BIG! YOU stand there and let one nibble at your bottom! LoLz!
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Male 2,056
For those persons who have seen les filles de calleb

"QUAND. LA. PE-LI-CAN. VOY-AGE. SUR. LA. MER. . . ."

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Female 691
omnomnom bum.
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Male 8,302
"I dunno luvs, it didn`t seem quite right to me, can we do another take?"

"FFS we`ve done 5 takes already. NO. It`s a wrap"

"Well... can I take the pelican home with me then?"

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Male 8,302
> davymid
>> It`s in New Zealand not Australia
> Dat so? What was the clue that gave it away, Sherlock? The... [insert list here]

Davy`s in foin form today. Standing ovation.

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Male 9,306
BUTTNOMS! XD
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Male 678
HAHAHA I`m so glad this made it to IAB!!
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Female 529
"I drive a ute"
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Male 2,690
I kept laughing with him xD
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Male 122
oh wow thats hilarious why cant something like that happen every time the weather people come on?
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Male 224
No, it`s not New Zealand, it`s definitely Australia. He even says "here in Australia" at the start, and it says he`s live in Sydney. Also, at the bottom, it`s showing you forecasts for australian cities.
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Male 12,138
[quote]It`s in New Zealand not Australia[/quote]

Dat so? What was the clue that gave it away, Sherlock? The "Live from Sydney" label up top left? The ticker of temperatures in Australian cities in the bottom left? The part where he talks about Aboriginal and Australian names? Or was it the bit where he talks about "the biodiversity fo our wildlife along the coast here in Australia"?

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Female 857
I wonder where that fish can be?
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Male 12
It`s in New Zealand not Australia
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Male 12,138
I reckon he came prepared and was deliberately carrying anchovies in his butt pocket- you know what those Australians are like...
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Male 1,013
At the end, when he is being poked in the butt, he bends over and sticks his butt out... like a pro.
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Male 1,297
he was liking that
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Male 25,416
I think he likes me :)
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Female 455
Epic. I love his laugh, haha.
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Male 32
Giving it a second thought, if this is an australian pelican its probably poisonous
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Male 32
WHAT A FAG!!!!!
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Male 133
I predict quite a lot of wuss calls, but I must say I do feel sympathy. These birds are creepy. Atleast he`s the panic laugh sort of guy so it all turns out rather funny
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Female 385
He knows he liked it... the sicko.
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Male 10,440
That reporter was a sissy... practically a woman.

Anyway, Australia, why do you have such perfect weather? I hate you.

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Male 12,138
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