Another Inappropriate Yahoo Answers Question [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Funny

Dr. Pedobear, paging Dr. Pedobear...
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Male 126
its phimosis.
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Female 3,574
And not Wikipedia.
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Female 3,574
proof.
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Female 1,112
There are also medical conditions like phimosis, which may require a circumcision to correct it, and before you go marching around saying consent blah blah, recovery from the procedure as an infant is much easier and complete. For some adults sex is too painful following an adult circumcision. There is less scar tissue as well in infants. The pain is actually not nearly as bad as people think it is, and most doctors use a local anesthetic now. Comparing removing a foreskin to female circumcision or FGM, is quite illogical due to the extreme divergence in severity. Finally, I`m neither for or against it. I just think there is way to much reason for and against to go judging people who opt to have it done for their children. So you really think any parent would do that out of malice? Most parents do it because they care. Why judge them so harshly?
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Female 1,112
"@pui, actually the reason guys get clipped as babies is because the extra skin cause complications such as urinary stream blockage and urinary tract infections as well as a number of other things. And honestly, NO guy would get clipped as a result of their own choice. Ow"

This is partially true. Removing the foreskin can prevent infections. I know of men who have gotten yeast infections for example not because they are unclean but because no one is in a shower all the time, and sometimes sex happens when you`re not expecting it. Pui, you have had many UTI`s due to the fact your urethra is much shorter than a mans, and more prone to infection. There is also evidence that circumcision is reducing the spread of AIDS in Africa. The truth is there are actually quite a few men who opt for circumcision later in life.

Continued.....

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Male 14,331
Stay natural people it was put there for a reason and as for the hygiene thing bathing mean there will never be an issue if you plan on never bathing chop it and seek therapy.
@Pui
:-o that was pretty hot :-)
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Male 617
the picture is awesome
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Female 3,574
Actually, TwoEyezBlind, I see flaws in that argument.

Women have many folds of skin down there. These folds of skin are quite prone to collecting dirt, smelling and causing infections, all of the things people are worried about with foreskins. However, by practicing proper hygiene, this is not usually a problem for women. I assume men are just as capable of cleaning themselves.

I have been with and known quite a few uncut men, and none of them have ever had any problem. *I* have had 5 urinary tract infections in my life!

Removing all the folds of skin women have at birth would probably help prevent these and other infections, but would anyone think THAT is a good idea?

No. No they wouldn`t.

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Male 1,629
>.< oldollie i give you this, you finally made me laugh
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Male 15,832
He`s a pedotrician.
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Female 17
:P!! ahahaha
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Male 496
@ Ripjack
the clue would be BABY BATHS, impying this child is still a baby. Nice work on the reading and deduction skills there champ :)
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Female 1,264
This can`t be real. Or can it? Whatever, is both disgusting and genious.
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Male 1,918
lol pedobear doctor
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Male 985
Dr.Pedobear ftw :D
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Female 2,044
HA. awesome.
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Male 124
the real question should be "why are you staring at your sons junk while he`s peeing"
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Male 19
to sbeelz
it`s not a hamster
HENCE the name, pedo(freaking)BEAR
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Male 430
Lol Pedobear is a doctor.
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Male 2,868
Rule #17 of the internets- never send pictures of you genitals- and especially genitals of your children- to a cartoon hamster.
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Female 1,283
Oh lol.
A dumb question and the troll?
Ahahaha
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Male 1,013
Haha, Hi, I`m a "Totally Real Doctor"... honest!
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Male 483
@pui, actually the reason guys get clipped as babies is because the extra skin cause complications such as urinary stream blockage and urinary tract infections as well as a number of other things. And honestly, NO guy would get clipped as a result of their own choice. Ow
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Male 247
MADE MY DAY.
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Male 2,510
lmfao
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Male 1,043
Pedobear ftw :D
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Male 487
"I am a hot chick and personally I like uncut better."

cool

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Female 3,574
Also, in general, I am against cutting anything off the human body that does not need to be cut off.

This is not to say I have anything against cut men, in the end it is like almost the same thing to me anyway. Besides, it`s the parents who made the decision, not them. Gee, not only was something cut off that did not need to be, the person it was cut off of didn`t even get a choice in the matter.

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Female 3,574
I am a hot chick and personally I like uncut better.
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Male 464
He`s probably got a genetic disorder causing slower growth in that area (instead of an XY chromosome you have an XXY chromosome)
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Male 487
gah! I keep seeing this stupid cut vs. un-cut argument. Why are you guys so concerned with every other guys junk? If you think you have d*ck superiority that`s great, but can you get over it already?
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Male 2,850
"They have more sex, more often, for longer, and of more varied kinds"

Is that a physical, or social, effect, though? Isn`t circumcision the norm in the United States? If something is the norm, then not having what`s normal is bound to be of a detriment.

If this study went across borders and compared against European countries where circumcision is not as common, then you`d have a better measure of the physical effect of circumcision.

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Male 1,162
and baalthazaq puts the lion down between the eyes. Booya.
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Male 4,546
Lion:

I`d stop feeling sorry for them.
They have more sex, more often, for longer, and of more varied kinds, suffer from less sexual dysfunction, and a slightly decreased risk of various diseases.

There is only anecdotal evidence to suggest it is less sensitive, and I can assure you, "an inch below my grand canyon" is certainly a hell of a lot more sensitive than my big toe.

Study Link.
Wiki Link.

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Male 143
Guys that are uncut: While I ultimately had no say like most of you in whether or not I was circumsized I will boast of my superiority because I am more sensitive.

It`s to compensate for the fact that your dick is an ugly turtle.

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Male 8,300
> pui
> Which is better? Cut, or uncut?

Uncut. Exposing the head causes desensitization of the nerve endings because of the constant rubbing, and the dick is nowhere near as sensitive as it should be. Touch your big toe, then touch your upper leg a half-inch from the grand canyon. See how much sensitive your skin is to touch up there, because it still has all its nerves intact.

I pity cut guys, "it" can`t be anywhere near as sensuous for them.

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Male 8,300
There`s nothing wrong with his wiener, people. The clue here is "baby bath". Newborn babies are still growing, very flexible and stretchy, and they even have an inch-diameter hole in their skulls where the plates join that is still squidgey, and you can brain damage them by pushing your finger into it.

So for those worrying so much, here`s what`s wrong, in medical language: When bubby`s wee moves down the pipe, his third eye isn`t opening quite as early as it should and the pressure of the pee is pushing his soft skin into a bulge. Then the eye opens and out it comes. When his skin becomes firmer, everything will work as it should.

The First Rule of Parenting (which most of us don`t learn until about 5 years too late) is: "Don`t panic, its probably nothing." We`d all save ourselves a helluva lot of stress if we learned it earlier.

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Female 3,574
Oh! Let`s start a "heated debate" on this post too!

Which is better? Cut, or uncut?

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION, IAB?

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Male 1,598
lol... that was a perfect setup
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Male 1,193
lol @ lando
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Female 3,574
I WANT TO KNOW THE REAL ANSWER.
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Female 3,574
.... what the hell is wrong with her kid`s penis?
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Male 2,748
In agreeance with LandoGriffin... thats just skill to make and post that fast
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Male 108
I don`t get while Pedophiles are so popular to joke about as of late, but laughing at them is one step closer to accepting them and that is disturbing.
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Male 3,842

otku
Male, 18-29, Europe
89 Posts Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:45:42 AM
it`s phimosis, a too tight foreskin.(why am I answering that here again?) while the question is legit, wrong place to ask, but that has been mentioned already.

Are you a Totally Real Doctor, too?

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Male 3,842
That is so awesome that the person created a fake account just to make this joke and still got first post
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Male 289
awesome!!
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Male 264
a totally real doctor, lawls
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Female 529
Pee your pants funny.
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Male 3,014
"It`s not as funny knowing that the answerer took that screenshot themselves, you can see the `Edit-Delete`"

Still, it was smart of him (relatively speaking) to post the comment, take a picture for posterity, then delete the comment before the question guy noticed, took it seriously, and called the feds. I can`t explain it, but somehow, preserving the moment only as a screenshot is less incriminating, because it seems more prank-like in that regard.

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Female 767
Bear. Dr. Pedo Bear.
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Female 56
xTxAxSxHxAx...well spotted...i wouldn`t have noticed that!
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Male 425
lol
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Female 75
It`s not as funny knowing that the answerer took that screenshot themselves, you can see the `Edit-Delete`
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Male 394
ROFL!
I like his name, i wonder if he made that account JUST to do that.
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Female 9,572
lmfao, nice!
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Male 215
HAH, awesome
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Female 2,352
lol. That`s what you get for asking yahoo answers anything.
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Male 221
Why do people post this on the internet? That`s definetly something I didn`t want to think about... Thanks...
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Male 522
lmao he has answered 5 questions
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Male 2,690
LMAO
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Male 8,300
I`m totally convinced, didn`t you notice that was a Totally Real Doctor? How could you totally doubt that now?
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Male 3,915
amazing profile pic/name combo...he wins...
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Male 4,014
hehe
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Male 5,189
Lawled.
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Female 179
isnt it pedobear on his profile picture
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Female 34
i like to answerers name `a totally real doctor", lol.
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Male 25,416
LOL
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Male 341
Ten Quid he sent him the picture
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Male 107
it`s phimosis, a too tight foreskin.(why am I answering that here again?) while the question is legit, wrong place to ask, but that has been mentioned already.
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Male 95
"Is this really what iab has reduced itself to? Posting some crap that Some 4chan retards posted and answered to?"

Have you really reduced your self to making fun of retards and having no sense of humor?

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Female 250
LOLOLO Niiiceee.
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Male 3,255
Funny and all, but I`m still astounded that the mascot for child rape is so wildly excepted, lol.
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Male 216
I lol`d
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Male 3,285
Is this really what iab has reduced itself to? Posting some crap that Some 4chan retards posted and answered to?
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Male 29
brilliant.
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Male 1,523
Genius!
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Male 3,819
That`s awesome lmao
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Male 1,406
If the poster wanted to be more accurate, they would post shotatiger.
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Male 10,855
Really what could go wrong with pedobear disguised as a surgeon?
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Female 864
Question is legit- but WHY ask online strangers not your health visitor? unless of course you want to see how many weird answers you get.

Exactly ,you would think you would perhaps visit an actual rl Dr. for that one.

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Female 1,043
LMAO
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Male 5,314
that`s funny right there
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Male 7,834
"okay dr. pe......wait a minute!!"
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Male 719
@Blaackhalo: Woosh.
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Female 328
I didn`t get it at first... with Pedobear in the mask, I thought it was a hamster.
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Female 8,058
Question is legit- but WHY ask online strangers not your health visitor? unless of course you want to see how many weird answers you get.
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Male 90
Inappropriate Yahoo Answer more like it. What a perv.. trolling the interwebz for kiddie porn.
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Male 14
Don`t be a p***y, this guy seems legit!
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Female 721
Fail. Pedobear only goes after girls. Shotacat goes after boys.
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Male 12,365
Yahoo is probably not the best place for medical advice.

Anyway, it`s normal. The foreskin isn`t fully retractable from birth, so this happens. Not a problem. But if anyone actually cares, ask a doctor. Not some random people on a website who may or may not have a clue.

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Male 12,138
The avatar pic is awesome.
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Female 857
ROFL. I lawled.
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Female 1,578
HAHAHA. Pedobear ftw
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Male 645
Pedobear strikes again
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Female 198
hahahahahahahahahahaha

whoever did this was awesome.

i approve.

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Female 97
God bless pedobear.
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Female 1,077
`a totally real doctor`

AWESOME.

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Female 186
lmao
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Male 893
He`s just not circumcised.
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Male 91
Awesome lol.
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Female 1,780
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