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Date: 02/14/10 09:36 AM

102 Responses to Another Inappropriate Yahoo Answers Question [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Link: Another Inappropriate Yahoo Answers Question - Dr. Pedobear, paging Dr. Pedobear...
  2. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Awesome lol.
  3. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:42 am
    He`s just not circumcised.
  4. Profile photo of DeSheaaaaa
    DeSheaaaaa Female 18-29
    186 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:42 am
    lmao
  5. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:42 am
    `a totally real doctor`

    AWESOME.

  6. Profile photo of tinyflames
    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:43 am
    God bless pedobear.
  7. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:44 am
    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    whoever did this was awesome.

    i approve.

  8. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Pedobear strikes again
  9. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:47 am
    HAHAHA. Pedobear ftw
  10. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:48 am
    ROFL. I lawled.
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:48 am
    The avatar pic is awesome.
  12. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Yahoo is probably not the best place for medical advice.

    Anyway, it`s normal. The foreskin isn`t fully retractable from birth, so this happens. Not a problem. But if anyone actually cares, ask a doctor. Not some random people on a website who may or may not have a clue.

  13. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Fail. Pedobear only goes after girls. Shotacat goes after boys.
  14. Profile photo of Dylan512100
    Dylan512100 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Don`t be a p***y, this guy seems legit!
  15. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Inappropriate Yahoo Answer more like it. What a perv.. trolling the interwebz for kiddie porn.
  16. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7552 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Question is legit- but WHY ask online strangers not your health visitor? unless of course you want to see how many weird answers you get.
  17. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:57 am
    I didn`t get it at first... with Pedobear in the mask, I thought it was a hamster.
  18. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:30 am
    @Blaackhalo: Woosh.
  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:35 am
    "okay dr. pe......wait a minute!!"
  20. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:39 am
    that`s funny right there
  21. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:55 am
    LMAO
  22. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Question is legit- but WHY ask online strangers not your health visitor? unless of course you want to see how many weird answers you get.

    Exactly ,you would think you would perhaps visit an actual rl Dr. for that one.

  23. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Really what could go wrong with pedobear disguised as a surgeon?
  24. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:13 am
    If the poster wanted to be more accurate, they would post shotatiger.
  25. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:19 am
    That`s awesome lmao
  26. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Genius!
  27. Profile photo of zalexander
    zalexander Male 18-29
    29 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:27 am
    brilliant.
  28. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Is this really what iab has reduced itself to? Posting some crap that Some 4chan retards posted and answered to?
  29. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:33 am
    I lol`d
  30. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Funny and all, but I`m still astounded that the mascot for child rape is so wildly excepted, lol.
  31. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:38 am
    LOLOLO Niiiceee.
  32. Profile photo of Devok07
    Devok07 Male 18-29
    95 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:41 am
    "Is this really what iab has reduced itself to? Posting some crap that Some 4chan retards posted and answered to?"

    Have you really reduced your self to making fun of retards and having no sense of humor?

  33. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    108 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:45 am
    it`s phimosis, a too tight foreskin.(why am I answering that here again?) while the question is legit, wrong place to ask, but that has been mentioned already.
  34. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Ten Quid he sent him the picture
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    LOL
  36. Profile photo of charlies
    charlies Female 18-29
    34 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    i like to answerers name `a totally real doctor", lol.
  37. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    isnt it pedobear on his profile picture
  38. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    hehe
  39. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    amazing profile pic/name combo...he wins...
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    I`m totally convinced, didn`t you notice that was a Totally Real Doctor? How could you totally doubt that now?
  41. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    LMAO
  42. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    lmao he has answered 5 questions
  43. Profile photo of Ninjakunai2
    Ninjakunai2 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Why do people post this on the internet? That`s definetly something I didn`t want to think about... Thanks...
  44. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    lol. That`s what you get for asking yahoo answers anything.
  45. Profile photo of Mooshoo
    Mooshoo Male 30-39
    215 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    HAH, awesome
  46. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    lmfao, nice!
  47. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    ROFL!
    I like his name, i wonder if he made that account JUST to do that.
  48. Profile photo of xTxAxSxHxAx
    xTxAxSxHxAx Female 13-17
    75 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    It`s not as funny knowing that the answerer took that screenshot themselves, you can see the `Edit-Delete`
  49. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    lol
  50. Profile photo of leckles1
    leckles1 Female 18-29
    56 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    xTxAxSxHxAx...well spotted...i wouldn`t have noticed that!
  51. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Bear. Dr. Pedo Bear.
  52. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    "It`s not as funny knowing that the answerer took that screenshot themselves, you can see the `Edit-Delete`"

    Still, it was smart of him (relatively speaking) to post the comment, take a picture for posterity, then delete the comment before the question guy noticed, took it seriously, and called the feds. I can`t explain it, but somehow, preserving the moment only as a screenshot is less incriminating, because it seems more prank-like in that regard.

  53. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Pee your pants funny.
  54. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    a totally real doctor, lawls
  55. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    awesome!!
  56. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    That is so awesome that the person created a fake account just to make this joke and still got first post
  57. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    otku
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    89 Posts Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:45:42 AM
    it`s phimosis, a too tight foreskin.(why am I answering that here again?) while the question is legit, wrong place to ask, but that has been mentioned already.

    Are you a Totally Real Doctor, too?

  58. Profile photo of LtBard
    LtBard Male 18-29
    108 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    I don`t get while Pedophiles are so popular to joke about as of late, but laughing at them is one step closer to accepting them and that is disturbing.
  59. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    In agreeance with LandoGriffin... thats just skill to make and post that fast
  60. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    .... what the hell is wrong with her kid`s penis?
  61. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    I WANT TO KNOW THE REAL ANSWER.
  62. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    lol @ lando
  63. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    lol... that was a perfect setup
  64. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Oh! Let`s start a "heated debate" on this post too!

    Which is better? Cut, or uncut?

    WHAT IS YOUR OPINION, IAB?

  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    There`s nothing wrong with his wiener, people. The clue here is "baby bath". Newborn babies are still growing, very flexible and stretchy, and they even have an inch-diameter hole in their skulls where the plates join that is still squidgey, and you can brain damage them by pushing your finger into it.

    So for those worrying so much, here`s what`s wrong, in medical language: When bubby`s wee moves down the pipe, his third eye isn`t opening quite as early as it should and the pressure of the pee is pushing his soft skin into a bulge. Then the eye opens and out it comes. When his skin becomes firmer, everything will work as it should.

    The First Rule of Parenting (which most of us don`t learn until about 5 years too late) is: "Don`t panic, its probably nothing." We`d all save ourselves a helluva lot of stress if we learned it earlier.

  66. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    > pui
    > Which is better? Cut, or uncut?

    Uncut. Exposing the head causes desensitization of the nerve endings because of the constant rubbing, and the dick is nowhere near as sensitive as it should be. Touch your big toe, then touch your upper leg a half-inch from the grand canyon. See how much sensitive your skin is to touch up there, because it still has all its nerves intact.

    I pity cut guys, "it" can`t be anywhere near as sensuous for them.

  67. Profile photo of evilmonkey
    evilmonkey Male 18-29
    143 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    Guys that are uncut: While I ultimately had no say like most of you in whether or not I was circumsized I will boast of my superiority because I am more sensitive.

    It`s to compensate for the fact that your dick is an ugly turtle.

  68. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Lion:

    I`d stop feeling sorry for them.
    They have more sex, more often, for longer, and of more varied kinds, suffer from less sexual dysfunction, and a slightly decreased risk of various diseases.

    There is only anecdotal evidence to suggest it is less sensitive, and I can assure you, "an inch below my grand canyon" is certainly a hell of a lot more sensitive than my big toe.

    Study Link.
    Wiki Link.

  69. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:32 am
    and baalthazaq puts the lion down between the eyes. Booya.
  70. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 12:39 am
    "They have more sex, more often, for longer, and of more varied kinds"

    Is that a physical, or social, effect, though? Isn`t circumcision the norm in the United States? If something is the norm, then not having what`s normal is bound to be of a detriment.

    If this study went across borders and compared against European countries where circumcision is not as common, then you`d have a better measure of the physical effect of circumcision.

  71. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:01 am
    gah! I keep seeing this stupid cut vs. un-cut argument. Why are you guys so concerned with every other guys junk? If you think you have d*ck superiority that`s great, but can you get over it already?
  72. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 2:54 am
    He`s probably got a genetic disorder causing slower growth in that area (instead of an XY chromosome you have an XXY chromosome)
  73. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 3:36 am
    I am a hot chick and personally I like uncut better.
  74. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 3:40 am
    Also, in general, I am against cutting anything off the human body that does not need to be cut off.

    This is not to say I have anything against cut men, in the end it is like almost the same thing to me anyway. Besides, it`s the parents who made the decision, not them. Gee, not only was something cut off that did not need to be, the person it was cut off of didn`t even get a choice in the matter.

  75. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 3:47 am
    "I am a hot chick and personally I like uncut better."

    cool

  76. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:54 am
    Pedobear ftw :D
  77. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:06 am
    lmfao
  78. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:36 am
    MADE MY DAY.
  79. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:41 am
    @pui, actually the reason guys get clipped as babies is because the extra skin cause complications such as urinary stream blockage and urinary tract infections as well as a number of other things. And honestly, NO guy would get clipped as a result of their own choice. Ow
  80. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 7:17 am
    Haha, Hi, I`m a "Totally Real Doctor"... honest!
  81. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Oh lol.
    A dumb question and the troll?
    Ahahaha
  82. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 8:46 am
    Rule #17 of the internets- never send pictures of you genitals- and especially genitals of your children- to a cartoon hamster.
  83. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Lol Pedobear is a doctor.
  84. Profile photo of PS2er
    PS2er Male 13-17
    19 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 11:16 am
    to sbeelz
    it`s not a hamster
    HENCE the name, pedo(freaking)BEAR
  85. Profile photo of RipJack
    RipJack Male 13-17
    124 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    the real question should be "why are you staring at your sons junk while he`s peeing"
  86. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    HA. awesome.
  87. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Dr.Pedobear ftw :D
  88. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    lol pedobear doctor
  89. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    This can`t be real. Or can it? Whatever, is both disgusting and genious.
  90. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    @ Ripjack
    the clue would be BABY BATHS, impying this child is still a baby. Nice work on the reading and deduction skills there champ :)
  91. Profile photo of DetructiveET
    DetructiveET Female 18-29
    17 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    :P!! ahahaha
  92. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    He`s a pedotrician.
  93. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 4:37 am
    >.< oldollie i give you this, you finally made me laugh
  94. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 7:28 am
    Actually, TwoEyezBlind, I see flaws in that argument.

    Women have many folds of skin down there. These folds of skin are quite prone to collecting dirt, smelling and causing infections, all of the things people are worried about with foreskins. However, by practicing proper hygiene, this is not usually a problem for women. I assume men are just as capable of cleaning themselves.

    I have been with and known quite a few uncut men, and none of them have ever had any problem. *I* have had 5 urinary tract infections in my life!

    Removing all the folds of skin women have at birth would probably help prevent these and other infections, but would anyone think THAT is a good idea?

    No. No they wouldn`t.

  95. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 11:00 am
    the picture is awesome
  96. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Stay natural people it was put there for a reason and as for the hygiene thing bathing mean there will never be an issue if you plan on never bathing chop it and seek therapy.
    @Pui
    :-o that was pretty hot :-)
  97. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    "@pui, actually the reason guys get clipped as babies is because the extra skin cause complications such as urinary stream blockage and urinary tract infections as well as a number of other things. And honestly, NO guy would get clipped as a result of their own choice. Ow"

    This is partially true. Removing the foreskin can prevent infections. I know of men who have gotten yeast infections for example not because they are unclean but because no one is in a shower all the time, and sometimes sex happens when you`re not expecting it. Pui, you have had many UTI`s due to the fact your urethra is much shorter than a mans, and more prone to infection. There is also evidence that circumcision is reducing the spread of AIDS in Africa. The truth is there are actually quite a few men who opt for circumcision later in life.

    Continued.....

  98. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    There are also medical conditions like phimosis, which may require a circumcision to correct it, and before you go marching around saying consent blah blah, recovery from the procedure as an infant is much easier and complete. For some adults sex is too painful following an adult circumcision. There is less scar tissue as well in infants. The pain is actually not nearly as bad as people think it is, and most doctors use a local anesthetic now. Comparing removing a foreskin to female circumcision or FGM, is quite illogical due to the extreme divergence in severity. Finally, I`m neither for or against it. I just think there is way to much reason for and against to go judging people who opt to have it done for their children. So you really think any parent would do that out of malice? Most parents do it because they care. Why judge them so harshly?
  99. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    proof.
  100. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    And not Wikipedia.
  101. Profile photo of felixbuzz
    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    March 24, 2010 at 7:47 am
    its phimosis.

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