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Date: 02/04/10 01:06 PM

135 Responses to All You`ve Ever Wanted To Know About Semen [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Link: All You`ve Ever Wanted To Know About Semen - ...but were afraid to ask. An educational infographic. As safe for work as your high school biology book.
  2. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    ... Well, that was fascinating.
  3. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    I`ve actually wondered how many calories are in semen...
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Thats more than what I really wanted to know :-/
  5. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Last one is just un-necessary. Besides that nice infographic
  6. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    60-100 calories?! No wonder I`m not losing any weight.
  7. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    That last bit was nasty but the rest was great.
  8. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    The last one made me throw up a little
  9. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    I wonder who did the taste testing...
  10. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    @gchimmel:

    now you can add it to your calorie counting :) (I kid)

    I want to know how they recorded that record...did he have to "perform" in front of a lot of people or was it more like "I was standing here and it shot to there"

  11. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    the spoon of semen...will haunt me
  12. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    I don`t think I`ll ever look at a teaspoon the same way again. O_O
  13. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Didn`t need the last one!1
  14. Profile photo of KingDragon
    KingDragon Female 18-29
    159 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    ahh yes. The Etoro. For anyone wishing to learn more about this tribe and its semen related customs search for the `guardians of the flute`. The Etoro live in papa new guinea if that helps the search.
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Wait... There`s a world record for farthest splooge? And who measures this? A guy with a clipboard, a tape measure and a plastic poncho?

    Christ, what a first day at the Guinness Book of Records that would be:

    "OK Chad, glad to have you on board. Now, for your first assignment, we need you to go adjudicate on the Long-Distance Ejaculation Record attempt. Here, you`d better wear these galoshes. And when you`re done that, we need you to head on over to Orange County, there`s an 85 year old man there reckons he has the world`s longest foreskin. Have the report on my desk by five".

  16. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    this is funny
    and interesting, lol at the piggy`s
  17. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    18 feet? Jeez.
  18. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Ah the etoro... They believe that for the first 6 years they must suckle the milk of the mothers and then from 6 to 18 they must suckle the milk of the fathers...
    Their practices have been throwing a wrench into the ideas of human sexuality since they were found... because even though they grow up through puberty giving head, after they are 8 they go on to lead perfectly normal straight relationships, except now 6-18 year old boys are giving them head all the time.
  19. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    -is glad she`s a lesbian-
  20. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    I think half the members on here knew most of those already :D
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    18 feet? Jeez.

    Fancy, I think you meant, "Jizz"...

  22. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    *Starts eating fruit.*
  23. Profile photo of HalfSandwich
    HalfSandwich Male 18-29
    145 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    18 feet... that guy must have gone 35 years w/o ejaculating for it to go 18 feet.
  24. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Pig win!
  25. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    18ft?! HOLY
  26. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    i`m making my boyfriend eat more fruit lol
  27. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    The furthest i ever got was hitting my shoulder...Just throwing that out there.
  28. Profile photo of KingDragon
    KingDragon Female 18-29
    159 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    @Pilanus

    yusyus, but homosexuality is still regarded as wrong in the tribe. Also- and this does make it sound a whole lot worse- a lot of the little boys don`t want to do it. Some run away and are punished for it when they are caught (and they are caught, cause they`re 6 and surrounded by jungle- far far away from where the womens and girls have their secret ceremonies).

  29. Profile photo of theos12
    theos12 Male 40-49
    38 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    OK, so I know that it has nothing to do with the main points but there is no such thing as a WEST AFRICAN JAGUAR. Jaguars are from CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA. Whenever I see something as stupid and erroneous as this it makes the rest of the less verifiable statistics highly suspect
  30. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    im just glad im not from papua new guinea. that is so nasty.
  31. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    So... pigs are the real men.
  32. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    id like to point out theres no such thing as a west african jaguar, Jaguars are restricted to americas only.
  33. Profile photo of theos12
    theos12 Male 40-49
    38 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Oh yeah, if you mean a LEOPARD, which is a spotted animal which does live in AFRICA. Its top speed is 38 miles per hour. Double fail.
  34. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    i feel like yelling bullshat to the first bit (testes? you mean testicles? even if thats a shortform of it, doesn`t that make this infograph slightly misleading?)
  35. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    "i`m making my boyfriend eat more fruit lol"

    Ditto

  36. Profile photo of crashgirl88
    crashgirl88 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Actually Someshoes, take it from a nursing student, testes is not misleading in any sense. It is the medical anatomical name. It is used in our physical examination and nursing assessment books.
  37. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
    122 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    im glad im not apart of that tribe
  38. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    "So... pigs are the real men."

    I guess I`ll have to take it as a compliment when some of my girl friends say "all men are pigs" then.

  39. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    That was actually interesting to read. The question I have is how did they figure out that world record distance? Was someone from Guiness in the room when this guy was slapping his meat?

    Also the food thing is a good reference for those who actually want their girls to swallow. Eat a bunch of apples and stuff before so they won`t hate you. :D

  40. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    lol @ that tribe.
  41. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    try eating sour cream while eating this :p
  42. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    i mean reading
  43. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    I didn`t know the Etoro people were Republicans?!?!
  44. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Thank God I`m not a guy in that tribe.
  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    ...and it`s `supposedly` the best facial ointment/skin cream there is, because its alive with all sorts of active enzymes etc unlike a jar of dead ointment from the shop (according to some gossip on the web).

    If you can convince your woman of that, you have it made, of course.

  46. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    I think I just downloaded in my pants....
  47. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Alright, we`ve seen the infograph on semen. Time for the infograph on quim. Come on, IAB!
  48. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    18 feet...LMFAO. Was there a contest?
  49. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    "I wonder who did the taste testing..."

    I read that as "I wonder who did the teste tasting..." but I suppose that`s not necessarily wrong either.

  50. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    StarDagger: BadumTISH! :D
  51. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    That was actually very interesting!
  52. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    "Alright, we`ve seen the infograph on semen. Time for the infograph on quim. Come on, IAB!"

    Trust me, you`d rather NOT know the inner workings of the vagina. You`ll never feel the same way about them again.

  53. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Nice one, StarDagger. Zing!
  54. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    So it really *is* a health food...who`d have thought...
  55. Profile photo of Syris
    Syris Male 13-17
    219 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    average man ejaculates at 7 to 10 inches?
    holy poo i could be in the Olympics for this.
  56. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    I did NOT need to know the last one.
  57. Profile photo of pottersclay
    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    how would you know if you`re allergic to sperm?
  58. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Does IAB get all the infographics from a website called theoatmeal.com?
  59. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    I guess guys really can drat like rabbits.
    Based on semen count. Terrible analogy. I know. Shut up.
  60. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    goodbye protein shakes, hello semen!!
  61. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    @supersmash
    this doesn`t look like an oatmeal comic.


    on another note, i really didn`t need to know that Papua New Guinea thing.

  62. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    I knew you girls were all going to take the chance
  63. Profile photo of Space_oddity
    Space_oddity Female 13-17
    30 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    That would be an embarassing allergy to explain.
  64. Profile photo of xcaitiebabie
    xcaitiebabie Female 18-29
    96 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    20 calories! come on!!!
  65. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    i didn`t know catholicism started in papa new guinea
  66. Profile photo of goldspot7
    goldspot7 Male 13-17
    174 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    no wonder prostitutes r healthy
  67. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    "i didn`t know catholicism started in papa new guinea"

    Roflmao. You are my hero for the day.

  68. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    New Guinea.....ugh
  69. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    "OK, so I know that it has nothing to do with the main points but there is no such thing as a WEST AFRICAN JAGUAR. Jaguars are from CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA. Whenever I see something as stupid and erroneous as this it makes the rest of the less verifiable statistics highly suspect"

    Why does this sound like Richard Gere`s lines from Chicago?

  70. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    " srgkoala
    Male, 18-29, Canada
    210 Posts Thursday, February 4, 2010 7:47:52 PM
    i didn`t know catholicism started in papa new guinea"

    LMFAO. PURE WIN srgkoala.

  71. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    An 18 foot jizz, impressive...
  72. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 10:13 pm
    "i didn`t know catholicism started in papa new guinea"

    would you like some epic with that win?

  73. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    I gotta agree with mcflylives and viczko that srgkoala`s catholicism joke was funny as hell.
  74. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    Thats so wrong! in so many ways. drinking the elders sperm! Ugghhh!
  75. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    "i didn`t know catholicism started in papa new guinea"

    I don`t usually do things like this. Hey, what the hell?

    This IS after all an epic win.

  76. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    31 mph? That`s a little scary...
  77. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    BUT WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?
  78. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    *starts to eat lots of fruit*

    What?

  79. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    Eewww baby batter of the elderly. XP
  80. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 12:12 am
    That`s one of the reasons I like me some vegan boys. Those dudes taste and look gooood.
  81. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 12:45 am
    More than I needed to know...
  82. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 1:12 am
    Play safe kids...please...T_T
  83. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 2:35 am
    That last one freaked me out...
    But some awsome info :P
  84. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 2:53 am
    I had no idea I shot over quintuple the average distance...

    /slight ego stroke

  85. Profile photo of Lejjena
    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 3:05 am
    18 feet. wow!
  86. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:46 am
    What a load of bollocks!
  87. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 5:15 am
    Last one made me throw up a little inside my mouth. EWW.
  88. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:39 am
    im actually kind of surprised they didnt pull the "sailor" pic lmao
  89. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:01 am
    hmmm. interesting. i thought it was less calories than that, though.
  90. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:21 am
    18 feet: Wow. The last one:
    EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WORST ... RITE ... OF PASSAGE ... EVER!

  91. Profile photo of indofosho
    indofosho Male 13-17
    107 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:38 am
    xxPinkxx, "hmmm. interesting. i thought it was less calories than that, though."

    Time to diet.

  92. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Semen is the most fainting substance known to man , and i knew the last one...don`t ask how i just do!
  93. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:11 am
    I could shatter 18 feet...
  94. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Was MJ from Papua New Guinea?
  95. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Number 1 lesson of today. Never to live in Papua
  96. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Mucus and prostate fluids.. oh my god, I`m going to be sick.
  97. Profile photo of SpeedyWay
    SpeedyWay Male 18-29
    4 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:23 am
    lol my semen shoots faster than a west african jaguar...
  98. Profile photo of cormz
    cormz Male 13-17
    47 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:03 am
    i shall never look at sour cream or whip cream in the same way again
  99. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Mucus and prostate fluids.. oh my god, I`m going to be sick.

    Same here...there should be a wrning that females should not read this!!!!

  100. Profile photo of lgm432
    lgm432 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    ...It all makes sense now! Quick! Notify the papers!

    PEDO BEAR WAS BORN IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA!!!

  101. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    "World`s longest splooge - 18 foot"
    Well THAT`S a record you won`t be seeing in the guiness world book of records anytime soon!
  102. Profile photo of enirroc
    enirroc Female 18-29
    94 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    I really could have done without this information.
  103. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Ermm.. the three hours is incredibly wrong. As soon as the fluids are gone, the sperm are dead. They need quite a specific environment to survive. Outside in the air? Max 20 minutes.
  104. Profile photo of iamboredtooo
    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    only 1 tea spoon?? either im a freak or tea spoons are significantly smaller wherever this was written. i mean..im not talking ladels here...but at LEAST soup spoons. any other guys think 1 tea spoon sounds way too small?
  105. Profile photo of Eak
    Eak Male 13-17
    53 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    All You`ve Ever Wanted To Know About Semen?

    Expected a blank page.

  106. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    confirmed iamboredtooo

    i really think these infographes are full full of one thing

    BullShat

  107. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Drink up ladies!
  108. Profile photo of _Mouse_
    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    154 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    20 calories?! Really?

    Wtf no.

  109. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  110. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    A teaspoon sounds like a pretty small amount, but then again, I`ve never tried collecting it for measure. :)
  111. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    18 feet?!?! o.O How the f*** did they measure that? More importantly, WHY?
  112. Profile photo of carla_234
    carla_234 Female 30-39
    31 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    sadly when i clicked the link i honestly thought it was about sailors O_o i need to read more fully befor clicking
  113. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    I`ve really got to cut down on my caloric intake, but at least I now have the power of knowledge.
  114. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Good to know. Although if this was intended to make girls feel better about giving head, I think it had the opposite effect on me. Mucus? Plasma? And *shudder* prostate fluids? None of these things sound like anything I`d want in my mouth. I think I was better off not thinking about it.
  115. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    Eww at that last one..
  116. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    Lol. Agreement, moe.
  117. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    This tells you everything except how to remove the stains. Even ex-Presidents would think that was important.
  118. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    Mucus and prostate fluids.. oh my god, I`m going to be sick.

    Least we don`t have bacteria cultures in our penises good or bad bacteria = gross!!!!

  119. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    18 feet?

    f*ck O_.

  120. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 3:02 am
    Oh f*ck you, Papua New Guinea. Sick.
  121. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 7:07 am
    ...Ew.
    D:
  122. Profile photo of FrenchFry89
    FrenchFry89 Female 18-29
    50 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 7:28 am
    wtf it has calories in it? all i have to say is, my boyfriend will be changing his diet to mostly fruits, and cutting out the red meat and milk he`s so accustomed to. a-thank youuu
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    MastaPlan23 Male 13-17
    76 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    wow i jus learned more in 5 minutes then i did my whole 3 years in high skool.
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    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    February 6, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    18 feet?! What, did they actually measure it or something? Does this guy have a rocket dick or something?!
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    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    OMG ALLERGIC?!

    oh wait. I`m not.

  126. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    "Rocket dick"

    ...why did I laugh at that?

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    kpk2e Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 8, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Use this site to make sperm http://www.myfreecams.com/?baf=1591691
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 1:42 am
    Very interesting
  129. Profile photo of jetro3
    jetro3 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    that last fact is just... augh!
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    aCcuser Male 18-29
    78 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    holy poo 18 feet and yea the last fact is faukn gross
  131. Profile photo of Shtiv
    Shtiv Male 18-29
    91 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Thanks non-nice individuals, my girlfriend just read this and is shocked by the calorie intake. THANKS A LOT.
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    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    February 11, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    Uh, jaguars don`t live in Africa...
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    Pyroo Male 18-29
    108 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    5,48m... Damn that`s quite far...
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    good catch Kaizer250.

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