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Date: 02/28/10 03:05 PM

74 Responses to A Volcano Asplosion Is No Time To Walk [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Link: A Volcano Asplosion Is No Time To Walk - Just casually walking away from flowing hot lava, no big deal...
  2. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    They look like they`re power walking.
  3. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    February 28, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Off topic, but canada hath won over america in hockey

    and thats not flowing lava, thats had at least a hour or so to cool

  4. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    lol looks shopped or the lava is moving REALLY slow xD
  5. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Cool guys dont look at asplosions...
  6. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    men: always trying to act so cool.
  7. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    they were probably actually hauling arse.
  8. Profile photo of Dainty
    Dainty Female 18-29
    355 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Lava is neat except for the whole destruction and extremely hot it can kill you part.

    Yeah, it does look like they are power walking. Haha.

    Any idea where this picture was taken?

  9. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    yeah iamcool1235, they were hauling so much ass they had the time to take a picture!
  10. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    That lava could be flowing, but it is VERY viscous.
  11. Profile photo of wparker227
    wparker227 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    matrixie - They look like they`re power walking.

    A brisk walk indeed.

  12. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    Where is this? Looks like fun!
  13. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Lava moves slowly. On average, 10mph.
  14. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    complete and total badassery
  15. Profile photo of Kagenbesexy
    Kagenbesexy Male 18-29
    69 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    not all lava moves slowly.
  16. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
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    February 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    photoshop maybe? Cause you`d think youd hear about something like that much lava getting so close to human beings, especially because it looks like they`re in town.
  17. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    Kagenbesexy - That lava is probably moving slowly. Slowly enough for the surface of the lava to cool and harden, anyways.

    Also, the guy on the right looks like he`s skipping.

  18. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    "Cool guys don`t look at explosions
    They stride for it in their diamond covered boots
    They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
    And walk away in slow motion..
    Keep walkin, you`re cruisin..
    Cherry Cherry...Sweet Caroline..
    Denzel walks...
    Will Smith walks...
    Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!"
  19. Profile photo of repression
    repression Female 13-17
    89 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    maybe they`re power walking.
  20. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    February 28, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    power walking ftw
  21. Profile photo of matinee1dol9
    matinee1dol9 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Guys obviously this pic is from the 70s and clearly they are running
  22. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    "photoshop maybe? Cause you`d think youd hear about something like that much lava getting so close to human beings, especially because it looks like they`re in town."

    This picture, and the story, was all over the news recently. It is wise to take a break from WoW once in a while.

  23. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    At least it looks like they`re speed walking, or busting sweet rhymes.
  24. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    And that`s how you walk away from an explosion.
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    "Dude, don`t look now but I think we`re being followed by a Level 248 Magma Monster..."
  26. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    "This picture, and the story, was all over the news recently. It is wise to take a break from WoW once in a while."

    Heretic!!!

  27. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Gee, it sure is boring around here...

    Mah boi, this volcano is what we should run away from.

    I just wonder what the other volcano is up to.

  28. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    This was the initial pitch for Lost.

    "Like that, but with more jungle."

  29. Profile photo of Jesus122500
    Jesus122500 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Jacques! start the plane, Jacques!
  30. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    does anyone else think of that walking away from explosions SNL skit? haha
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    > oxyl

    2-week ban for bypassing language filter.

  32. Profile photo of mmgeo
    mmgeo Female 18-29
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    February 28, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    It`s moving slowly, because it`s a`a lava, which is very viscous
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    Run b**ch run
  34. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    February 28, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    lol. hey, look, a lava flow!! Lets take a picture guys! then we can show our grandkids, if it doesnt catch us and incerate our bones!
  35. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    Briskly walking!
  36. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    poo!!!
  37. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  38. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    "Gee, maybe this was not such a good idea after all?"

    I thought Fancy said the language filter was inherited from the original code and he could not remove it without messing up the site or he would try?

  39. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    maybe they assume the whole "calmly walk away from an explosion" idea also works for extremely slow but powerful explosions known as lava
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    Jim finally had motivation to upgrade his morning walk to a morning power-walk.
  41. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    Cool Guys Don`t Look at Explosions.
  42. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    Get out the hot dogs and marshmellows
  43. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Is it just me or does it look more like they`re sprinting?
  44. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    That looks like highly viscous magma. No need to run.
  45. Profile photo of KingGrimlock
    KingGrimlock Male 18-29
    17 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    All that`s missing is Neil Diamond and a keyboard solo by J.J. Abrams
  46. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:19 am
    That`s a viscous basaltic lava commonly referred to as aa or ah ah most likely from a shield volcano like those in the Hawaiian islands. There is no explosion with these because the volcanoes that pop are rich with SiO2, which basalt is lacking.
  47. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:22 am
    extreme power-walking at its finest
  48. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 1:08 am
    Super viscous or not, I bet it`s still hot as hell.
  49. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 1:14 am
    fasta fasta fasta walk fasta fasta. .
  50. Profile photo of stonker
    stonker Male 40-49
    88 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 2:29 am
    "That`s a viscous basaltic lava commonly referred to as aa or ah ah most likely from a shield volcano like those in the Hawaiian islands."

    As in aa that burns or ah ah thats hot?

  51. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 2:53 am
    "You know, I don`t mean to alarm you Fred... but don`t look behind you and walk a little faster..."
  52. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 3:17 am
    its the pyroclastic flows and lahars you gotta be scared of
  53. Profile photo of Ceara
    Ceara Female 18-29
    6 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 3:38 am
    RUN!!
  54. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 3:58 am
    epic power walk race
  55. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 5:28 am
    Jesus Christ is it hot or what?
  56. Profile photo of clam85
    clam85 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 6:33 am
    @Shellie84
    awesomest....converation....evar
  57. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Lava is slow.
  58. Profile photo of KbhR
    KbhR Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Doesn`t look like it`s moving :/
  59. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Power walkingggg
  60. Profile photo of ash_gordon
    ash_gordon Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 9:39 am
    Cool guys don`t look at explosions...
  61. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 9:55 am
    The more that you ignore it the cooler that you look!
  62. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Thats my worst nightmare right there.
  63. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2010 at 11:23 am
    just to make a correction, when referring to magma you would say this has a low viscosity.
  64. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Cool moss, cool moss, cool moss.
  65. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    March 1, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Lol They look like they are speed walking.
  66. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    Cool guys don`t look at asplosions...
  67. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    just to make a correction, when referring to magma you would say this has a low viscosity.

    *High viscosity. As in, highly viscous.

  68. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    just to make a correction, when referring to magma you would say this has a low viscosity.

    You mean high viscosity. It flows slowly.

    This is the kind of lava that moves slowly and crumbles as it does.

  69. Profile photo of Bobness
    Bobness Male 13-17
    39 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    A morning jog
  70. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 5:36 am
    lava/magma/red hot stuff travels slow enough to just walk away from, so there`s no hurry
  71. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    March 2, 2010 at 5:44 am
    belunan, just so you are aware, the term "viscous basaltic lava" is an oxymoron.
  72. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Link364 have you considered that the lava/magma/red hot stuff is erupting, not flowing. And the guy on the right looks more like he`s skipping.
  73. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    March 6, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Leg it, geologist style.
  74. Profile photo of lucho1130
    lucho1130 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 7:51 am
    cool guys dont`look at explosions

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