8 Ways To Prepare Your Pet For War

Submitted by: vodooshaman 7 years ago in Entertainment
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pets_war

If this big blue marble finally makes it to World War III, we"re gonna need all the help we can get.
There are 22 comments:
Female 196
@epiphany101 - Maybe you can cover your chickens in foil and have them flap their wings or something? Bright and shiny distraction of the enemy?
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Female 248
make sure to hi five him...LOL
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Male 2,748
Hamster losve 50 cal.... yes they do!
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Male 8,300
> 8 Ways To Prepare Your Pet For War

Method 1: First sautee the dog or cat in your choice of whatever herbs the Rationing allows you...

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Female 512
Damn...I have chickens...guess they`ll be pretty useless once the war begins...
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Female 446
I have 2 cats and a 4 pound chihuahua...Yep! I`m covered!
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Female 838
psh my dog already does that
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Male 25,416
THats well thought out!
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Male 64
I thought that was CLASS!
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Female 2,927
big blue marble- was a 1970s pbs kids show. and it was awesome! props for the refrence.
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Male 522
be sure to high five your hamster
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Male 7,378
v eat them v
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Male 2,591
seriously.. what are we supposed to do with our dogs n cats n such when society breaks down?
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Male 10,855
@RdDan
The Earth of course you silly person.
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Male 40,772
[quote]If this big blue marble...[/quote]
I think he`s refering to the Earth, in a Carl Segan-y way.
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Male 5,194
Lame.
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Male 302
This yas been The Oatmeal for aaagggeeesss.
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Female 9,572
I need to buy some pets.
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Male 10,440
This is the least interesting, informative or entertaining post I have ever seen on here.
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Male 759
What big blue marble?
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Male 1,505
Mini jet turbine + butcher knife + parakeet = supersonic flying death blade.

I don`t need an excuse like war to get going on this one.

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Male 450
Link: 8 Ways To Prepare Your Pet For War [Rate Link] - If this big blue marble finally makes it to World War III, we`re gonna need all the help we can get.
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