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Date: 02/12/10 09:01 AM

41 Responses to 6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Link: 6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of - See that cute little baby over there? It`s adorable right? Sure it is... or is it?
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    Saragato Female 18-29
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    February 12, 2010 at 9:21 am
    I`m left-handed.

    Welp, time to check my cooter for teeth or a limb.

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    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 10:00 am
    My step mother is left handed. This explains a lot, because she is evil!
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    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Hmm my dad`s ex-girlfriend from hell was a lefty..early sign of evil ness?
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    February 12, 2010 at 10:26 am
    Ooh, I`m left handed and my grandmother is a twin...perhaps it`s time to give Mom a call and ask about her pregnancy. o_O
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    February 12, 2010 at 10:39 am
    "Irrelevant in your tiny, racist baby mind"

    bwahahahahaahaha
    oh, and I am left handed.
    bwahahahaahahahah

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 10:52 am
    the left handed ladies seem to enjoy the i-a-b
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    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 11:07 am
    So that explains the mark on my left hand...but i still won!
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 11:07 am
    I lolled when I scrolled to "Murder"
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    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 11:20 am
    My fiance is a lefty hmmm
  11. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 12, 2010 at 11:35 am
    I write left but do pretty much everything else right handed so what would that mean?
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    February 12, 2010 at 11:56 am
    "Ooh, I`m left handed and my grandmother is a twin...perhaps it`s time to give Mom a call and ask about her pregnancy."

    Mom wouldn`t have any way of knowing that you murdered your twin, you murdering murderer, since you did it before you showed up on ultrasound.

    However, based on the fact that you are sinister and that twins run in your family, you almost certainly killed your twin. Good times!

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    mcgovern1981, ambidextrous?
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    February 12, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    I literally lol`ed when I saw the picture for #1. So sinister.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    LOL - The writing in this piece is so funny!

    @McGovern - it means you must be really good at writing evil things, but not so much of an evil-doer?

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    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    i always knew babies were fake and evil, there`s just something off about all that cuteness. kitties are better.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    February 12, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Hmmm ya I`m not ambidextrous because I can`t write with my right hand. I guess I should start writing horror novels ooohhhh something with zombies.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    They are forgetting something, babies will always wake you when you are really really tired!
  19. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    BABIES! PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING TINY MEN! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    We do not need more kids, adopt. We don`t need little copies of their genetic information.
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    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    169 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    I love these 6___ Things from Cracked. This one is especially good.
    "Babies are so good at that lie they will even pause briefly and listen to see if someone is responding to their crocodile tears before starting up again."
    Want proof? Watch this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvrDrreki...
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    Lelio Male 18-29
    51 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    They left out "Waging Chemical Warfare".
    D:
  23. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    169 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Lelio, LOL!
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    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    155 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    That was full of awesome.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    February 12, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    We don`t need little copies of StarDagger`s genetic information.

    FiFY! Who could say such a useless thing after reading something funny about babies? Adopt? And further someone less successful than yourself`s DNA? Great idea.
    Don`t get me wrong, adoption is golden! Heck I`m adopted! But if you can make your own babies, care for and raise them in a loving and proper environment? Go for it!
  26. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Yeah... thats pretty much how I see babies.
    Evil, and not worth the effort. When my Nephew was a baby he would toss his bowl off the table just to make my mom pick it up when she`d babysit him. And while she was bent over picking it up... his creepy little gaze would turn to me and say (without words) "I can make her do this as many times as I want, and I find it amusing."
    Freakin` babies...
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    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    I can`t count the number of times I`ve seen a baby/toddler lie...
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    vampiretears Female 13-17
    33 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    omigod i`m left handed : 0 im a fetus muderer?
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    Immersion Female 18-29
    78 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Work in a nursery.... Babies are very evil (if evil means all the things on that list). Crying for attention is the WORST, especially when you are alone in a room with 4 wailing babies that are just doing it for attention. People come by all the time thinking I`m torturing them or something.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Eh not surprising really. Mimics a lot of behavior found in other creatures on this Earth.

    We ARE animals remember...society or not.

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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    What, no projectile vomit attacks?
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    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    Babbys ivil
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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 3:26 am
    5cats, I know you are a radical Xian, but the world needs fewer people to reproduce. The only problem earth has is that there are too many humans, screwing things up, by sheer numbers.

    And now I know you think that Jeebus will come and make everything alright, but if that fantasy scenario does not happen we have to live on a planet that is undergoing serious problems because of our consumption.

    So, don`t think that you have some human right to reproduce just because you can give the rugrat a middle-class level of comfort.

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    imjustsayin Female 40-49
    5 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 3:29 am
    OMG that was hilarious!
  35. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 4:59 am
    Hey StarDagger, it,s a a shame your parents didn`t subscribe to your point of view.
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 7:43 am
    TalcumX, Um, how could you disagree with the obvious but unfortunate fact that the world is overpopulated so much that you wish someone was never born? Thats not dissimilar to wishing them dead! are you a christian by any chance? Or just a bully because he was off-topic? Once you are born you are human and that`s that; I think the prevention of so many being born is the issue he was alluding to.
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 8:21 am
    My dog does half the things on this list - especially the "stealing and thinking everything is theirs" one. She`s actually stolen a crisp out of my hand when I wasn`t looking before
  38. Profile photo of Lejjena
    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    the dude who wrote this is sort of an @$$h0l3 with all them "stupid F**king babies" remarks
  39. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 13, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    wow, i really enjoyed this article XD
  40. Profile photo of aaron538
    aaron538 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    February 14, 2010 at 12:51 am
    i like how there`s an adoption ad on that page
  41. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    February 15, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    @ Lejjena, a woman wrote the article, so...yeah.

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