20 Ways You Can Outsmart A Ninja [20 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

You think ninjas are impossible to beat? You"re wrong. There are actually 20 ways to outsmart a ninja.
There are 117 comments:
Male 721
They CAN catch you if your Milhouse. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE
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Male 430
Is ruining a save file reference to Missingno.?
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Male 55
"Ninjas can catch you if your Milhouse."

What about my Milhouse? I stopped reading there.

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Male 227
#5 is my rule
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Male 712
Change one to Ninjas Can`t Catch You If You Have Kaspersky.
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Male 1,360
these are dumb.
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Female 1,077
last one is win.
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Female 63
love Dr. Mcninja
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Male 782
They forgot the one about surfing a robot dracula off the moon.
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Male 173
mamba Saturday, February 27, 2010 3:36:39 PM
one more thing, what if the ninja is chuck norris?!?!

Then it`s Burce Lee in disguise. lol

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Male 138
LOL at Missingno.
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Male 10,440
Snipers... the only thing that can defeat ninjas, or lolcats, or chuck norris or vader or any other boring internet meme ever to exist
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Male 26
I`m sure Chris Hastings is loving his T-Shirt graphic being used to become the next internet meme.

Dr. McNinja will slay you all.

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Male 21
i am sick of all these chuck norris jokes. bruce lee can kick Chuck`s a** anyday as shown in Return of the dragon. other than that funny list
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Male 628
one more thing, what if the ninja is chuck norris?!?!
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Male 628
im just guessing 15 is a dbz referance, am i right???
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Male 628
lol @ street fighter "HADOKEN"
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Male 213
@connor53

From over 500 yards away?

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Male 1,351
Haha, Portal.
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Male 207
Only some of those work. If you are a sniper then they would kill you with a ninja star before you even notice they were there. If you have imagination, they would take your rainbow and beat you over the head with it.
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Male 3,755
I feel like I just wasted a minute of life. I mean, more so than usual and I didn`t think that was possible.
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Male 263
I LOL`d when I read "Ninjas can`t catch you, if you`re the ninjas who can`t catch you." but I LMAO when I saw the pic...
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Male 426
that was amusing.
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Male 131
definately made by a /b/tard
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Female 84
Whose Milhouse was it?
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Female 355
At first, I was doubtful. I am a proud ninja follower, and I was thinking to myself that ninjas can never be beaten.
However, after seeing this, I realize there aare exceptions.
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Female 2,672
ninja`s cant catch you if you`re Fancylad...apparently
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Male 1,958
LOL! By the way, I`m pretty sure this is all spoofed of the Dr. McNinja
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Female 91
I have one as my desktop that says "Ninjas can`t catch you if you`re BILL MAYS!!"
its Beautiful
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Male 260
Missingo one = win
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Female 691
I love these xD
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Male 2,159
I liked the Wally one most.
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Male 5,189
Best was chuck.
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Male 1,043
But Ninja`s can get me:(
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Female 365
ITS OVER 9,000!!! lmao my favorite line ever.
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Male 3,425
Hahaha, I loved the Missingno and Portal ones.
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Male 1,629
batman is a ninja tho >.>
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Female 248
LOL chuck norris
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Male 680
By the way, Ninjas would own a sniper.

Sniper can`t see a Ninja until it`s too late.

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Male 893
For milhouse it says "can" and not "can`t"
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Male 8,300
21.
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Male 78
dam they sould of done "Ninjas cant catch you if ur not in japan"....
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Male 660
Liked the Hammer one!
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Male 1,081
I guess my only option it to be OVER 9000!!!!!!!
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Female 155
Haha, Hammer reference.
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Female 295
I didn`t laugh, smiled a few times.
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Male 2,748
Hammer Time. `nough said
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Male 1,162
Chuck Norris should have been last. Cause you always save the best for last
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Male 1,196
i love the missingno one
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Male 54
false advertising. it was only 19 ways to outsmart a ninja... freakin milhouse...
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Male 256
this was stupid
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Female 1,190
haha this is one of the best things ive seen on here :D
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Female 676
That was so damn funny.
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Female 5,222
omg this is awesome XD
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Male 669
this is exactly something that me and my friends would make
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Male 2,506
lmfaoo xD Ninjas cant catch you if your the ninjas that cant catch you , the pic was funny
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Male 2,148
They`re so poorly made, it`s a little distracting (your/you`re always pisses me off). That said, most were really funny.
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Male 2,690
Some were funny. Missingo ha
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Male 526
i think i saw a pokemon missingno reference...... or was that corrupt your save file thing supposed to be something else???
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Male 30
I saw this on funny junk this morning...
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Male 2,033
Who ruined a good Dr Mcninja shirt with this poo?
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Female 89
poor grammar.
funny though.
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Male 2,436
dumb
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Male 1,222
unce unce unce unce unce time!
And yes it is funny, it has milhouse and chuck norris in it.
Can you do anything funnier with milhouse and chuck norris?
No you cant, so shut up and laugh
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Male 354
I only like the fire one.
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Female 291
I lawl`d alllll the way through xD
I love ninjas xD
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Female 186
Good thing I`m OVER 9000.
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Female 1,401
hahaha! great job. so ninjas can`t catch you if you are the internet?
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Male 478
meme-tastic!
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Female 9,584
I lol`d straight though this.
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Male 721
WHAT, 9000!!!! haha wow.
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Male 959
Nowhere near as funny as it thinks it is.
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Male 150
wooow that is funny as
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Male 383
Correction, Ninjas ALWAYS catch Chuck Norris.
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Female 2,927
bat man IS a goddamn ninja.
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Female 250
Lol I like the Valve ones.
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Male 1,815
Second one is the original, and still the funniest.
Though I do think the "if you`re dead one" is pretty good.
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Male 7,839
some are true, the rest are just silly.
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Male 407
This is like a kid finding 4chan for the first time.

Ninjas and Chuck Norris aren`t funny.
Maybe only for a chuckle, but not funny.

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Female 3,828
funny, but not that funny.
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Female 472
Meh, photoshop a Dr. McNinja t-shirt but its still Dr. McNinja.
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Male 74
@ultimakewl: Look again; it says "Ninjas can catch you if your Milhouse." Of course, it should be "you`re", not "your" but what the hey.
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Male 499
Technically there`s only 19 ways to outsmart a ninja, the Millhouse-method doesn`t count... at all.
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Male 420
read it again, kewl, it says they CAN catch you if you are milhouse
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Male 35
Hmm. More things from 4chan that are over a year old.
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Male 833
why cant ninjas catch milhouse?
maybe that should be changed to ninjas wont want to catch you if youre milhouse
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Male 67
Thank God for Dr. McNinja, home of "Ninjas can`t catch you if you`re on fire"! BEST COMIC EVER!
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Female 767
:D So awesome.
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Female 1,584
haha this is awesome :)
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Male 3,343
1) Technically, Batman IS a ninja, I think.

2) LOL at Spongebob!

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Male 10,855
he he <chuckle chuckle>
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Male 2,056
WRONG!

Ninja`s Can so catch you if you;re a sniper.

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Male 173
It`s true; if you use your imagination ninjas can`t catch you. Imagination is your connection to the dimension that touches all other realities. You draw yourself into the reality that is most reflective of the energies you most strongly give off. Therefore, everything you imagine is really happening in some other reality! You do not, as a human have the capability to imagine non-existence. Imagination is AWESOME! :P
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Female 166
Nice.
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Female 160
Missingno. He will totally ruin your save file. <3
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Male 122
which one is the pokemon one?
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Female 276
@gumywurmz:

It also says "ninjas can catch" - can they catch you if you if you cant read? :p

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Male 8,300
ROR the last one.

Hammertime!

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Female 1,412
It says...``ninjas can`t catch you if your Millhouse`` Can they catch you if you spell ``you`re`` correctly?
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Male 4,745
Norton Internet Security is a virus.
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Male 569
lol @ the pokemon one
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Male 15,510
Omogsh so many memes
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Male 1,523
I have Norton Internet Security! :D
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Female 176
lmao
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Female 1,287
... I liked the Portal Reference.
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Female 14
I get it.
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Female 15
HAHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!
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Male 4,290
Milhouse is not a meme.
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Male 522
this was just used by the ninjas to distracted you long enough while they rape and murder your family.

you`re next.

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Male 264
hands down THE best pokemon reference evar
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Female 184
lol
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Male 25,416
THis is so cool, but you forget the big one, ninjas cant catch you if there fat ninjas :)
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Male 5,314
pretty neat
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Male 620
cant touch this oooh ooooOOoh!
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Male 612
well i dont know what to say to that...
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Male 20,987
Link: 20 Ways You Can Outsmart A Ninja [20 Pics] [Rate Link] - You think ninjas are impossible to beat? You`re wrong. There are actually 20 ways to outsmart a ninja.
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