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Date: 02/26/10 02:05 PM

117 Responses to 20 Ways You Can Outsmart A Ninja [20 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Link: 20 Ways You Can Outsmart A Ninja - You think ninjas are impossible to beat? You`re wrong. There are actually 20 ways to outsmart a ninja.
  2. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    well i dont know what to say to that...
  3. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    cant touch this oooh ooooOOoh!
  4. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    pretty neat
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    THis is so cool, but you forget the big one, ninjas cant catch you if there fat ninjas :)
  6. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
    184 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    lol
  7. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    hands down THE best pokemon reference evar
  8. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    this was just used by the ninjas to distracted you long enough while they rape and murder your family.

    you`re next.

  9. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Milhouse is not a meme.
  10. Profile photo of dancer32
    dancer32 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!
  11. Profile photo of SoapyTurtle
    SoapyTurtle Female 13-17
    14 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I get it.
  12. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    ... I liked the Portal Reference.
  13. Profile photo of lucu
    lucu Female 18-29
    176 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    lmao
  14. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    I have Norton Internet Security! :D
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Omogsh so many memes
  16. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    lol @ the pokemon one
  17. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Norton Internet Security is a virus.
  18. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    It says...``ninjas can`t catch you if your Millhouse`` Can they catch you if you spell ``you`re`` correctly?
  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    ROR the last one.

    Hammertime!

  20. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    @gumywurmz:

    It also says "ninjas can catch" - can they catch you if you if you cant read? :p

  21. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
    122 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    which one is the pokemon one?
  22. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Missingno. He will totally ruin your save file. <3
  23. Profile photo of Webb03
    Webb03 Female 18-29
    166 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    Nice.
  24. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    It`s true; if you use your imagination ninjas can`t catch you. Imagination is your connection to the dimension that touches all other realities. You draw yourself into the reality that is most reflective of the energies you most strongly give off. Therefore, everything you imagine is really happening in some other reality! You do not, as a human have the capability to imagine non-existence. Imagination is AWESOME! :P
  25. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    WRONG!

    Ninja`s Can so catch you if you;re a sniper.

  26. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    he he <chuckle chuckle>
  27. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    1) Technically, Batman IS a ninja, I think.

    2) LOL at Spongebob!

  28. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1519 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    haha this is awesome :)
  29. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    :D So awesome.
  30. Profile photo of Fartman51
    Fartman51 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Thank God for Dr. McNinja, home of "Ninjas can`t catch you if you`re on fire"! BEST COMIC EVER!
  31. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    why cant ninjas catch milhouse?
    maybe that should be changed to ninjas wont want to catch you if youre milhouse
  32. Profile photo of Wasabi13
    Wasabi13 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Hmm. More things from 4chan that are over a year old.
  33. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    read it again, kewl, it says they CAN catch you if you are milhouse
  34. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Technically there`s only 19 ways to outsmart a ninja, the Millhouse-method doesn`t count... at all.
  35. Profile photo of Ophanim
    Ophanim Male 13-17
    74 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    @ultimakewl: Look again; it says "Ninjas can catch you if your Milhouse." Of course, it should be "you`re", not "your" but what the hey.
  36. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Meh, photoshop a Dr. McNinja t-shirt but its still Dr. McNinja.
  37. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    funny, but not that funny.
  38. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    This is like a kid finding 4chan for the first time.

    Ninjas and Chuck Norris aren`t funny.
    Maybe only for a chuckle, but not funny.

  39. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    some are true, the rest are just silly.
  40. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    Second one is the original, and still the funniest.
    Though I do think the "if you`re dead one" is pretty good.
  41. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Lol I like the Valve ones.
  42. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    bat man IS a goddamn ninja.
  43. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Correction, Ninjas ALWAYS catch Chuck Norris.
  44. Profile photo of Inferno00
    Inferno00 Male 13-17
    150 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    wooow that is funny as
  45. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Nowhere near as funny as it thinks it is.
  46. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    WHAT, 9000!!!! haha wow.
  47. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    I lol`d straight though this.
  48. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    meme-tastic!
  49. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    hahaha! great job. so ninjas can`t catch you if you are the internet?
  50. Profile photo of DeSheaaaaa
    DeSheaaaaa Female 18-29
    186 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    Good thing I`m OVER 9000.
  51. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    I lawl`d alllll the way through xD
    I love ninjas xD
  52. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    354 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    I only like the fire one.
  53. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    unce unce unce unce unce time!
    And yes it is funny, it has milhouse and chuck norris in it.
    Can you do anything funnier with milhouse and chuck norris?
    No you cant, so shut up and laugh
  54. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    dumb
  55. Profile photo of repression
    repression Female 13-17
    89 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    poor grammar.
    funny though.
  56. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Who ruined a good Dr Mcninja shirt with this poo?
  57. Profile photo of WaterPocket
    WaterPocket Male 13-17
    30 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    I saw this on funny junk this morning...
  58. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    i think i saw a pokemon missingno reference...... or was that corrupt your save file thing supposed to be something else???
  59. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    Some were funny. Missingo ha
  60. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    They`re so poorly made, it`s a little distracting (your/you`re always pisses me off). That said, most were really funny.
  61. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    lmfaoo xD Ninjas cant catch you if your the ninjas that cant catch you , the pic was funny
  62. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    this is exactly something that me and my friends would make
  63. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    omg this is awesome XD
  64. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    That was so damn funny.
  65. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    LOL
  66. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    haha this is one of the best things ive seen on here :D
  67. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    this was stupid
  68. Profile photo of calisk8er180
    calisk8er180 Male 18-29
    54 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    false advertising. it was only 19 ways to outsmart a ninja... freakin milhouse...
  69. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    i love the missingno one
  70. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    Chuck Norris should have been last. Cause you always save the best for last
  71. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    Hammer Time. `nough said
  72. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    I didn`t laugh, smiled a few times.
  73. Profile photo of Jammacan
    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    Haha, Hammer reference.
  74. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    I guess my only option it to be OVER 9000!!!!!!!
  75. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    Liked the Hammer one!
  76. Profile photo of PhantomX9
    PhantomX9 Male 13-17
    78 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    dam they sould of done "Ninjas cant catch you if ur not in japan"....
  77. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    21.
  78. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    February 26, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    For milhouse it says "can" and not "can`t"
  79. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 2:02 am
    By the way, Ninjas would own a sniper.

    Sniper can`t see a Ninja until it`s too late.

  80. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 3:04 am
    LOL chuck norris
  81. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 3:53 am
    batman is a ninja tho >.>
  82. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 4:00 am
    Hahaha, I loved the Missingno and Portal ones.
  83. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 4:11 am
    ITS OVER 9,000!!! lmao my favorite line ever.
  84. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 5:56 am
    But Ninja`s can get me:(
  85. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 7:38 am
    I liked the Wally one most.
  86. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 8:02 am
    I love these xD
  87. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Missingo one = win
  88. Profile photo of HayleeHavok
    HayleeHavok Female 18-29
    91 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 8:16 am
    I have one as my desktop that says "Ninjas can`t catch you if you`re BILL MAYS!!"
    its Beautiful
  89. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 8:50 am
    LOL! By the way, I`m pretty sure this is all spoofed of the Dr. McNinja
  90. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 9:06 am
    ninja`s cant catch you if you`re Fancylad...apparently
  91. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 9:55 am
    At first, I was doubtful. I am a proud ninja follower, and I was thinking to myself that ninjas can never be beaten.
    However, after seeing this, I realize there aare exceptions.
  92. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Whose Milhouse was it?
  93. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    definately made by a /b/tard
  94. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    that was amusing.
  95. Profile photo of Dat1Rican
    Dat1Rican Male 18-29
    263 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    I LOL`d when I read "Ninjas can`t catch you, if you`re the ninjas who can`t catch you." but I LMAO when I saw the pic...
  96. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    I feel like I just wasted a minute of life. I mean, more so than usual and I didn`t think that was possible.
  97. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Only some of those work. If you are a sniper then they would kill you with a ninja star before you even notice they were there. If you have imagination, they would take your rainbow and beat you over the head with it.
  98. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Haha, Portal.
  99. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    @connor53

    From over 500 yards away?

  100. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    lol @ street fighter "HADOKEN"
  101. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    im just guessing 15 is a dbz referance, am i right???
  102. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    one more thing, what if the ninja is chuck norris?!?!
  103. Profile photo of rockincockin
    rockincockin Male 18-29
    22 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    i am sick of all these chuck norris jokes. bruce lee can kick Chuck`s a** anyday as shown in Return of the dragon. other than that funny list
  104. Profile photo of wjones1119
    wjones1119 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    I`m sure Chris Hastings is loving his T-Shirt graphic being used to become the next internet meme.

    Dr. McNinja will slay you all.

  105. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Snipers... the only thing that can defeat ninjas, or lolcats, or chuck norris or vader or any other boring internet meme ever to exist
  106. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    LOL at Missingno.
  107. Profile photo of Steven42
    Steven42 Male 18-29
    173 posts
    February 27, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    mamba Saturday, February 27, 2010 3:36:39 PM
    one more thing, what if the ninja is chuck norris?!?!

    Then it`s Burce Lee in disguise. lol

  108. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 4:12 am
    They forgot the one about surfing a robot dracula off the moon.
  109. Profile photo of raggz2009
    raggz2009 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 8:34 am
    love Dr. Mcninja
  110. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 10:06 am
    last one is win.
  111. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    these are dumb.
  112. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Change one to Ninjas Can`t Catch You If You Have Kaspersky.
  113. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    February 28, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    #5 is my rule
  114. Profile photo of Tomz
    Tomz Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 12:37 am
    "Ninjas can catch you if your Milhouse."

    What about my Milhouse? I stopped reading there.

  115. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 1, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Is ruining a save file reference to Missingno.?
  116. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    March 5, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    They CAN catch you if your Milhouse. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

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