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Date: 02/02/10 11:04 AM

81 Responses to 20 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 5:16 am
    Link: 20 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs - Why are the best signs always the most tasteless? Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You`ve been warned.
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 11:09 am
    You know having moved from Portland to Chicago, one of my favorite changes has been the WARNING FALLING ICE sign. Seriously. They`ll line these signs up in the middle of a sidewalk that`s next to a tall building in the winter. Maybe it`s just my morbid humor that makes the image of a giant slab of ice smushing some poor businessman incredibly funny... but I nearly doubled over when I first saw them.

    Should`ve taken a picture.

  3. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 11:17 am
    NEDFLANDERS St. = win!
  4. Profile photo of DutchShoes
    DutchShoes Female 18-29
    94 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 11:20 am
    the Sofa King one got me sooo good
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Thats awesome, wireless notebook :)
  6. Profile photo of Eak
    Eak Male 13-17
    53 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Nedflanders? We have TONS of edited signs here. We have ELMo street, 3 WAY orgy, and a sign with a plane on it that someone drew snakes on.
  7. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 11:42 am
    I liked the wireless notebook one.
    Signs are great.
  8. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 11:42 am
    @eak: ye i used to live in a place where there was a place called "canal street" which repeatedly got chnaged by removing the c and the s, rofl
  9. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 11:44 am
    "Maybe it`s just my morbid humor that makes the image of a giant slab of ice smushing some poor businessman incredibly funny... but I nearly doubled over when I first saw them."

    Why do I get a picture of a woman with a long handled shovel on top of a tall building?

  10. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    "Even if it cannot speak Japanese, it is safe."

    I... really need to get a life, as the first thing I thought of was Shale from Dragon Age.

    The last one rules.

  11. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    There is nothing weird or funny about the last one.
  12. Profile photo of Andiex
    Andiex Female 13-17
    82 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I don`t get what`s weird about the wireless notebooks...
  13. Profile photo of taxicab2004
    taxicab2004 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    anyone notice that the first picture and the "not cool" one with the pointing finger have the same "T" symbol with wings on it.
  14. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    this site is sofa king great!
  15. Profile photo of PinkChocobo
    PinkChocobo Female 18-29
    6 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    because wireless notebooks these days normally refers to a laptop with wireless internet
  16. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Most of these aren`t tasteless, they`re hilarious. Lighten up, IAB.
  17. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    ARRRRRRRRR
  18. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    haha anyone catch the fact that they used the "mind the gravity" guy from deadspace on the laser sign?....or do i need to go outside more?....
    ...fine, i will :P
  19. Profile photo of llane
    llane Female 13-17
    5 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    That Sofa King shop is sadly very near my house. Northampton UK triumphs again!
  20. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    I designed a Sofa once - I called it:
    Sofa So Good...
  21. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    taxicab2004- woah thats crazyness
  22. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Beefy cheesy glory.
  23. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    I love the Sofa King one because it brings life to the old `I sofa king we todd did` joke from the late 90s.
  24. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    the jay leno one is pretty good. lol
  25. Profile photo of shepherd
    shepherd Male 30-39
    137 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    That Sofa King shop is sadly very near my house. Northampton UK triumphs again!

    ^ me too, I live in Northampton, what a small world!!

  26. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Now hiring losers lmao
  27. Profile photo of raggz2009
    raggz2009 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    I think I WILL enjoy delicious Japan!
  28. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    I lol`d at nearly all. Favorite was #12.
  29. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Hahaha, I remember that "for me to poop on!" dog.
  30. Profile photo of est87jmg
    est87jmg Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    That store is Sofa King awesome...
  31. Profile photo of Servius
    Servius Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 2, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    I don`t get what`s funny about the wireless notebooks...
  32. Profile photo of Sgtsteal007
    Sgtsteal007 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    "That store is Sofa King awesome..."

    FOR ME TO POOP ON!


    ahhh gotta love triumph the insult comic dog!

  33. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    "I don`t get what`s funny about the wireless notebooks..."

    You can call laptops wireless notebooks... the things they are selling there are normal paper notebooks, they`re wireless too ;)

  34. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    "I don`t get what`s funny about the wireless notebooks..."

    They`re paper notepads like you would use in school, but they`re glued-together instead of spiral-bound. Therefore, they are `wireless` notebooks.

  35. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    War on Drugs... It`s not just a war on personal freedom; it`s a war on the poor, too!
  36. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    #9 is sofa king funny.
  37. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    HAHA not hiring LOSERS
  38. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    I LOVE 19

    triumph is awesome!!!!!!!!

  39. Profile photo of Nosaj333
    Nosaj333 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    sofa king = so drating
  40. Profile photo of tozfttoz
    tozfttoz Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Nosaj333
    thanks alot, i spent a good 5 minutes looking at this pic trying to figure out whats funny there lol
  41. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Wireless notebooks isn`t really funny... It`s just talking about the fact that the notebook isn`t spiral bound.
  42. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    I would stand there, pointing at the sign, and yell back, "YOU`RE not cool!"
  43. Profile photo of Keitarohusky
    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    "Wireless notebooks isn`t really funny... It`s just talking about the fact that the notebook isn`t spiral bound."

    Or you could take it from a less observant perspective and say it`s making fun of the concept that we use laptops these days and now call them `Note books`...

  44. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    most of them were good, but the hose one wins.
  45. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    19 = win.
  46. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    I dont like IABs new interface. Its ugly.
  47. Profile photo of summerkc
    summerkc Male 18-29
    16 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    I`ve been to Dirty Dicks in the Outer Banks...didn`t get crabs though, just a hat

  48. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    I lol`d at the "SOFA KING LOW"
  49. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    seen most of them. still funny though
  50. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    I bet the "wireless notpads" are probably referring to the wire binder that some have.
  51. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    obvious keitarohusky is obvious
  52. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    I don`t get the "wireless notebooks" one.

    For that matter, I also don`t get the "Istinja" one, what on Earth does that mean?

  53. Profile photo of Smurficle
    Smurficle Female 18-29
    71 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    #13... whaaat?

    Heh, Ned Flanders Street...

  54. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    February 2, 2010 at 10:40 pm
    Lando,

    Wireless notebooks as in laptops, but obviously not. Haha.

  55. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 12:29 am
    `18. It`s so original.. yet I lol`d so hard..
  56. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 12:30 am
    Ah, I see, but the "wireless notebook" one still isn`t funny because they are actually called "wireless" in real life
  57. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 3:26 am
    How does the House For Sale By Owner expect anyone to buy his house? I mean, the first thing you think of is... I don`t want to live next to a*sholes...

    The Sofa King one reminded me of the King of Botswana... he lives a long way away and I cannot shake his hand, so I always call him Far King Can`t.

  58. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 4:23 am
    That "This machine has no brain use your own one" and the "Big scary laser" one are awesome.
  59. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 4:24 am
    I put the " in the wrong place, it goes before the one. /grammarnazi.
  60. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 7:40 am
    i did the sofa king joke to my boss (we todd did). he didn`t get it... it was fun.
  61. Profile photo of Axires
    Axires Male 13-17
    65 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 8:59 am
    I loled at #12
  62. Profile photo of diverdown
    diverdown Male 40-49
    177 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 10:30 am
    I agree with 1 and 10, 100%
  63. Profile photo of bomberouno
    bomberouno Male 18-29
    185 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 11:07 am
    The one that says NEd FLANDERS might be in Portland Oregon.
    Thats where Groenig, the Simpsons creator got all the names for his characters: Quimby, Flanders, Lovejoy, Sideshow Bob TERWILLINGER, KEARNEY St.-Kerney the bully
  64. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    lol at dirty dicks.
  65. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    i love 6. plz get that for my room, dad.
  66. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    I almost fell down laughing! This was the best set on here, I loved the "sofa king" one and "not cool" one. Terrific.
  67. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Crabs from Dirty dicks hahahaha
  68. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    SOFA KING GOOD!
  69. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    That last one`s brutal! I recently had an encounter with a table saw. Yep.
  70. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 3:40 am
    Wireless notebooks used to mean something different lol.
  71. Profile photo of mnun1234
    mnun1234 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 5:21 am
    i love it!!!
  72. Profile photo of Reaper8
    Reaper8 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 6:50 am
    Buahahaha "Please enjoy delicious Japan."
  73. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 7:04 am
    WE DO DRUGS
  74. Profile photo of Raymundosaur
    Raymundosaur Male 18-29
    77 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Haha, Dirty Dicks really has got thier name out there pretty fast
  75. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 4:57 am
    Loved em all, but.....Substance Abuse and You Are Not Cool for the win! xD
  76. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    LOOOL
    "i got my crabs from DIRTY DICKS"

    HAHAHA!

  77. Profile photo of MadxCow
    MadxCow Female 18-29
    15 posts
    February 5, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    LMAO "The prices are Sofa King low!!!" xDD
  78. Profile photo of ryanovsbeck
    ryanovsbeck Male 13-17
    1 post
    February 9, 2010 at 11:21 am
    view www.smartgamerz.com
  79. Profile photo of ruchi007
    ruchi007 Female 30-39
    2 posts
    February 9, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    http://sendit.in/205f20
    I am the best! Check it out for yourself
  80. Profile photo of aCcuser
    aCcuser Male 18-29
    78 posts
    February 10, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    nice pics
  81. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    last one reminds me of the movie Teeth.

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