20 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Why are the best signs always the most tasteless? Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You"ve been warned.
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Female 131
last one reminds me of the movie Teeth.
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Male 78
nice pics
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Female 2
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I am the best! Check it out for yourself
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Male 1
view www.smartgamerz.com
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Female 15
LMAO "The prices are Sofa King low!!!" xDD
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Female 213
LOOOL
"i got my crabs from DIRTY DICKS"

HAHAHA!

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Female 343
Loved em all, but.....Substance Abuse and You Are Not Cool for the win! xD
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Male 77
Haha, Dirty Dicks really has got thier name out there pretty fast
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Male 191
WE DO DRUGS
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Female 107
Buahahaha "Please enjoy delicious Japan."
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Male 40
i love it!!!
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Female 162
Wireless notebooks used to mean something different lol.
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Male 454
That last one`s brutal! I recently had an encounter with a table saw. Yep.
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Female 859
SOFA KING GOOD!
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Male 180
Crabs from Dirty dicks hahahaha
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Male 1,351
I almost fell down laughing! This was the best set on here, I loved the "sofa king" one and "not cool" one. Terrific.
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Female 1,401
i love 6. plz get that for my room, dad.
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Female 1,043
lol at dirty dicks.
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Male 185
The one that says NEd FLANDERS might be in Portland Oregon.
Thats where Groenig, the Simpsons creator got all the names for his characters: Quimby, Flanders, Lovejoy, Sideshow Bob TERWILLINGER, KEARNEY St.-Kerney the bully
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Male 177
I agree with 1 and 10, 100%
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Male 65
I loled at #12
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Female 397
i did the sofa king joke to my boss (we todd did). he didn`t get it... it was fun.
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Female 691
I put the " in the wrong place, it goes before the one. /grammarnazi.
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Female 691
That "This machine has no brain use your own one" and the "Big scary laser" one are awesome.
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Male 8,302
How does the House For Sale By Owner expect anyone to buy his house? I mean, the first thing you think of is... I don`t want to live next to a*sholes...

The Sofa King one reminded me of the King of Botswana... he lives a long way away and I cannot shake his hand, so I always call him Far King Can`t.

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Male 3,842
Ah, I see, but the "wireless notebook" one still isn`t funny because they are actually called "wireless" in real life
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Male 1,043
`18. It`s so original.. yet I lol`d so hard..
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Female 320
Lando,

Wireless notebooks as in laptops, but obviously not. Haha.

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Female 71
#13... whaaat?

Heh, Ned Flanders Street...

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Male 3,842
I don`t get the "wireless notebooks" one.

For that matter, I also don`t get the "Istinja" one, what on Earth does that mean?

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Male 1,360
obvious keitarohusky is obvious
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Male 3,255
I bet the "wireless notpads" are probably referring to the wire binder that some have.
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Female 3,828
seen most of them. still funny though
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Male 91
I lol`d at the "SOFA KING LOW"
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Male 16
I`ve been to Dirty Dicks in the Outer Banks...didn`t get crabs though, just a hat

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Female 444
I dont like IABs new interface. Its ugly.
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Male 563
19 = win.
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Male 1,045
most of them were good, but the hose one wins.
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Male 131
"Wireless notebooks isn`t really funny... It`s just talking about the fact that the notebook isn`t spiral bound."

Or you could take it from a less observant perspective and say it`s making fun of the concept that we use laptops these days and now call them `Note books`...

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Male 212
I would stand there, pointing at the sign, and yell back, "YOU`RE not cool!"
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Female 364
Wireless notebooks isn`t really funny... It`s just talking about the fact that the notebook isn`t spiral bound.
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Male 38
Nosaj333
thanks alot, i spent a good 5 minutes looking at this pic trying to figure out whats funny there lol
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Male 10
sofa king = so drating
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Male 807
I LOVE 19

triumph is awesome!!!!!!!!

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Male 944
HAHA not hiring LOSERS
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Female 9,562
#9 is sofa king funny.
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Male 2,579
War on Drugs... It`s not just a war on personal freedom; it`s a war on the poor, too!
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Male 1,590
"I don`t get what`s funny about the wireless notebooks..."

They`re paper notepads like you would use in school, but they`re glued-together instead of spiral-bound. Therefore, they are `wireless` notebooks.

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Male 772
"I don`t get what`s funny about the wireless notebooks..."

You can call laptops wireless notebooks... the things they are selling there are normal paper notebooks, they`re wireless too ;)

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Male 6
"That store is Sofa King awesome..."

FOR ME TO POOP ON!


ahhh gotta love triumph the insult comic dog!

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Male 1
I don`t get what`s funny about the wireless notebooks...
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Male 90
That store is Sofa King awesome...
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Male 1,765
Hahaha, I remember that "for me to poop on!" dog.
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Female 125
I lol`d at nearly all. Favorite was #12.
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Female 63
I think I WILL enjoy delicious Japan!
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Male 342
Now hiring losers lmao
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Male 137
That Sofa King shop is sadly very near my house. Northampton UK triumphs again!

^ me too, I live in Northampton, what a small world!!

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Male 534
the jay leno one is pretty good. lol
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Male 2,690
I love the Sofa King one because it brings life to the old `I sofa king we todd did` joke from the late 90s.
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Female 315
Beefy cheesy glory.
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Female 245
taxicab2004- woah thats crazyness
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Male 784
I designed a Sofa once - I called it:
Sofa So Good...
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Female 5
That Sofa King shop is sadly very near my house. Northampton UK triumphs again!
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Female 1,190
haha anyone catch the fact that they used the "mind the gravity" guy from deadspace on the laser sign?....or do i need to go outside more?....
...fine, i will :P
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Male 15,510
ARRRRRRRRR
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Male 2,148
Most of these aren`t tasteless, they`re hilarious. Lighten up, IAB.
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Female 6
because wireless notebooks these days normally refers to a laptop with wireless internet
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Female 198
this site is sofa king great!
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Male 112
anyone notice that the first picture and the "not cool" one with the pointing finger have the same "T" symbol with wings on it.
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Female 82
I don`t get what`s weird about the wireless notebooks...
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Male 10,440
There is nothing weird or funny about the last one.
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Female 459
"Even if it cannot speak Japanese, it is safe."

I... really need to get a life, as the first thing I thought of was Shale from Dragon Age.

The last one rules.

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Male 2,220
"Maybe it`s just my morbid humor that makes the image of a giant slab of ice smushing some poor businessman incredibly funny... but I nearly doubled over when I first saw them."

Why do I get a picture of a woman with a long handled shovel on top of a tall building?

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Female 276
@eak: ye i used to live in a place where there was a place called "canal street" which repeatedly got chnaged by removing the c and the s, rofl
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Female 4,028
I liked the wireless notebook one.
Signs are great.
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Male 53
Nedflanders? We have TONS of edited signs here. We have ELMo street, 3 WAY orgy, and a sign with a plane on it that someone drew snakes on.
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Male 25,417
Thats awesome, wireless notebook :)
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Female 94
the Sofa King one got me sooo good
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Male 15,832
NEDFLANDERS St. = win!
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Female 15,763
You know having moved from Portland to Chicago, one of my favorite changes has been the WARNING FALLING ICE sign. Seriously. They`ll line these signs up in the middle of a sidewalk that`s next to a tall building in the winter. Maybe it`s just my morbid humor that makes the image of a giant slab of ice smushing some poor businessman incredibly funny... but I nearly doubled over when I first saw them.

Should`ve taken a picture.

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Male 20,830
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