11 Ways To Live To Be 100 [Infographic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Science

We"re not sure if that"s a goal of yours, but if you want to live that long, here are 11 way to make it happen.
There are 78 comments:
Male 203
Well If New technoligy Is The Case, 3DS Here I Come!
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Female 356
If I had to live like that...I would rather not like to be 100. 60 or 70 is good with me.
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Male 440
well i love to eat peanuts, and i`m always up to date with the newest tech so YAY!!!
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Female 646
ITT: Lord Jereth makes himself feel better about smoking.
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Female 154
"Sweet. Now maybe my girlfriend will believe me when I tell her that getting drunk, sleeping late and putting my nuts in her mouth are good for her."

Muahahahha

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Male 22
this should be easy. the only thing i do all day is eat nuts
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Male 723
Or those years where you start mistaking "apostrophes" for commas. Or those years where you don`t realize that you don`t close a quotation inside a sentence with a period when the sentence continues, you instead use a comma. Or those years when you don`t realize that you don`t close a sentence with two periods - or that an ellipsis is denoted by three periods.

Yup, those years.

LJ

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Female 193
Yeah. The 10 years at the end.. The years where you forget where to put apostrophes. o.o
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Male 723
Well ya know, smoking will take 10 years off your life.

Yeah, but it`s the 10 years at the end, right? The drooling, strapped in a wheelchair, adult diaper years. The, "Why`s it so cold in here," years. The "Grandma/pa smells funny," years. The shovel full of pills years. The "I can`t remember my own name, let alone your`s," years. The prostate the size of a cantaloupe years. The "Get off my lawn, you damn kids!" years. The driving aimlessly at 5 miles an hour, years.

Screw that. Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse.

LJ

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Male 6
"Sweet. Now maybe my girlfriend will believe me when I tell her that getting drunk, sleeping late and putting my nuts in her mouth are good for her."

Oh god, that made my day!

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Male 51
Why do most of these `infographics` have so much false in them?
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Male 5,190
If i do them all but smoke does it change the outcome? :P
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Female 33
green tea kicks booty!
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Female 248
1 in how many? thats bad
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Female 854
I floss.
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Male 571
Sweet. Now maybe my girlfriend will believe me when I tell her that getting drunk, sleeping late and putting my nuts in her mouth are good for her.
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Male 8,302
> SparkleBabys
> How do you "fall pregnant?"

Happens all the time! Walking along, accidentally trip on your high heels, whoops, I accidentally landed spread-eagled on this man lying there with his engorged member exposed just as he...

I see it 20 times a day in my Office. Damn high heels.

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Female 340
ugh. we all know that nobody flosses. cmon.
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Male 2,748
these just seem like common sense... ah well
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Female 956
sparkle it`s obviously just another way of saying `become pregant` either way, you get the objective.
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Male 494
I`d admit I`m 130, but I doubt anyone here would believe me.
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Male 505
How do you "fall pregnant?"
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Female 778
so i can smoke until i`m 50 and only lose 4 years? swell, i have 25 left. seeing that makes smoking seem a lot less `evil`.
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Male 701
I find myself fairly lucky considering my mom gave birth to my twin sister and I at 41, and neither of us have mental disabilities.
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Female 2,352
Yeah I probably won`t make it at this rate due to smoking and sleeping in I`m down my 25 years just for those two habits. X3
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Male 8,302
> Seastone
> If you have a baby after the age of 45, the child has a 1 in 8 chance of having Downs Syndrome.

You`re using fairly old and/or unreliable stats there. 20 years ago, you had a much higher chance at any age, but most doctors considered the risk too high at 40. These days, its `relatively` safe to have children to 50 at least.

At 45, you have a 1 in 25 chance.
Site explaining all the factors.

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Male 2,050
I do the complete opposite of everything mentioned on the graph.
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Male 533
xParanoia obviously reads cracked

:P

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Female 23
I`m with Elle1970 on this one.
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Female 767
Also, don`t sleep too much... over-sleeping too often can take up to 15 years off of your life.
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Female 612
If you have a baby after the age of 45, the child has a 1 in 8 chance of having Downs Syndrome. I don`t know about anyone else, but I don`t like those chances. Of course, that is only one disease that increases in likelihood as you age.
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Male 8,302
They left "Don`t Die" off the list. Duuuh.
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Male 25,416
Damn i cant get pregnant, o wait im a guy its normal :)
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Male 74
the wrong end of the cigarette is smoking...that`s even more dangerous than regular smoking
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Male 48
not retarded, underground. we prefer Palin American.
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Female 449
I was thinking that too Hiromi. Great, go have a kid in your forties to see how long ur gunna live, oh, but we forgot to tell you your baby might be retarded.
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Female 1,148
Having children past 30 increases the child`s risk of having mental disabilities. :/
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Male 497
the wine one, no
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Female 986
I`m not outgoing, I smoke, I don`t plan on having children, I don`t like holidays, I`m an insomniac so I should be safe from living until I break bones on a daily basis.
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Male 404
This made me go get a cup of green tea.
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Male 1,351
I need to get some floss...
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Male 205
Schro: "They forgot the main thing...the right genetics."
Yep. I had a grand grand father who lived 100 years and a grand grand unkle lived 98.
Since then live expectancy has doubled. I expect to celebrate my 200th birthday in 2162.
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Male 3,322
"Heck, I`m 39 and I`m already fed up with this `life` nonsense. If I live to 100 it will mean I have failed miserably."

"Hope I die before I get old. Talkin` `bout my Generation!"

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Female 4
Heck, I`m 39 and I`m already fed up with this "life" nonsense. If I live to 100 it will mean I have failed miserably.
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Female 864
I don`t know why people want to live to 100. You`d be all decrepit and wrinkled. You`re gonna die one day. No matter how many nuts you eat and how much dental floss you use.

Easy to say you wouldn`t want to live to 100 when you are 13-17 .I wonder if you would feel the same at the age of 50? I`m 37 and would hate to think that my life is half over alreay .

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Female 45
"Findings show that those who have babies later in life are 15% less likely to die DURING ANY AGE AFTER 50 than those who had babies before age 40."

So, does that mean that if you have a baby after the age of 40 that you are never going to die?

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Female 120
cracked says that sleeping more than seven hours can kill you. look it up. i don`t make this poo up.
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Male 759
#12 Be a Tortoise
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Male 199
i wasealy hoping to see Sex in there without the result of a baby
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Female 838
"Gross, who would want to live so long?"

Those who still have quality of life at that age

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Female 14
Does anyone else find the phrase "falling pregnant" awkward?
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Male 579
I`ll be thrilled if I make it past 60..
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Male 2,703
"More likely it`s that if your body is well enough to bring a baby to term after age 40, then your body is well enough to live a long time."

isn`t that what the infograph said? it`s proven if you have a baby after 40 you exhibit genes of longevity.

I wouldn`t want a kid after 40, let along closer to 50 like I know a couple of mom`s that have. think about it, at your kids HS graduation you`ll be 60 or 70 respectively.

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Female 77
They forgot the main thing...the right genetics.
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Male 807
hey elle1987 we have the same birthday!
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Female 831
Gross, who would want to live so long?
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Female 855
Who wants to live that long? The world will be sh*t then anyway.
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Male 456
What about people who smoke once every blue moon?
I smoked a cigar for the first time last week, before that, I smoked my hookah about 3 weeks before that, and there I times I go a month without smoking.
What type of damage does smoking like that do to someone?
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Male 407
These infographics are nice and all, but they need to slow down , whoever is making these.

They were interesting at first but if they keep going on they will have nothing interesting to provide information for

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Female 519
I don`t want to live to 100.. all you get is a stinky card from the queen.. although If and when I am 100 it will probably be from King William.. still crap though.
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Male 518
"You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to..." Woody Allen
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Male 2,056
STOP THE INFOGRAPHIC BS

i believe the laughing thing, and they forgot hugs.
Hugs apparently keep your risk of heart attack down.

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Male 9,306
Basically:

Eat well.
Be happy.
Relax.
Keep an active mind.

Simple.

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Female 105
Uh...diabetic, ain`t gonna happen, sorry. Even if I had perfect control it is poven I will not live as long as a non diabetic would.
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Female 4,039
Blah - dumb.
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Female 846
yea, cuz we all want to live to be 100...im good thanks.
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Male 2,703
"Nothing about eating healthy or exercising?"

nor sleeping

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Male 2,703
"a million person study revealed that light drinkers had an 18% lower death rate than those who didn`t drink OVER THE COURSE OF THE STUDY"
"a million....18%....Death"
180,000 people died....over the course of a study

did anyone else say "wtf?" how long did this study take, what were the ages and health of these people who were dying?

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Female 1,604
My Dr just told me and I have also read that an average adult needs only 6 hours of sleep.
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Male 2,553
Hm. That last one surprised me. France, really? And then the US, with its fastfood and whatnot, in second. And lets not forget Japan, in a, considering the other competitors, unlikely low third place...
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Female 237
Bad news... Chavs. Good news... Their spawning at 11 will kill them sooner... And the cigs.

@TheNineXXX True. They have an odd way of quantifying qualitative data... Damn them... *Shakes fist.*

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Male 15,510
Laugh people, laugh
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Male 395
This is the very reason why reporting about health should not be done by humanities graduates!
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Male 40
u forgot the s
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Female 3,574
but I`m allergic to nuts! I AM DOOMED TO A SHORT LIFESPAN!
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Female 9,475
Nothing about eating healthy or exercising?
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Female 691
I don`t know why people want to live to 100. You`d be all decrepit and wrinkled. You`re gonna die one day. No matter how many nuts you eat and how much dental floss you use.
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Male 20,148
Link: 11 Ways To Live To Be 100 [Infographic] [Rate Link] - We`re not sure if that`s a goal of yours, but if you want to live that long, here are 11 way to make it happen.
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