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    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    Link: Young People Today Have NO Morals - And the girl wants to press charges?
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    kawawakaba Male 18-29
    123 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:04 am
    anybody have glasses I could borrow?
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    Stacy16309 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:05 am
    This is disgusting . If any one thinks people ask to be raped and should marry there rapist there messed up in the head.
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    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:06 am
    they`re christians.... what else to you expect?
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    jezrah Female 18-29
    25 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:15 am
    wow.
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    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
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    January 12, 2010 at 6:20 am
    Hold ctrl and scroll to see
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:26 am
    whoa! what a horny ass mother drater ignorant jerk! i can`t believe that there`s people like this! i bet he drooled all over his keyboard as he wrote this. Hey ASS! If you can`t handle living without sex, then don`t blame & punish other people for this poo! drat!

    uhh i so want to beat him (and that old horny milf slut) up with a chain! grrrr!!

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    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:28 am
    and this is the site btw
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    pheonix24 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:05 am
    WOW.....Just .....WOW
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:09 am
    drat the dratting drat? you mean people actually read leviticus and deuteronomy still? and take it SERIOUSLY?!
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    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:11 am
    SHHHHHHHHHHIIIII- this is real too. DAYM ide rather be damned for eternity in the burning pits of G.W Bush than spend the after life with this lot of Dicks
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    Radfad Male 30-39
    28 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:17 am
    Classic stuff from these guys. They like to find Bible quotes and apply them to modern society. Just shows how out of date Christianity is - nay all religion probably
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    Ladybirdx Female 18-29
    8 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:20 am
    Damn, this is really making me sick
  14. Profile photo of rissarose
    rissarose Female 18-29
    109 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:21 am
    PLEASE tell me that website is a joke. PLEASE.
  15. Profile photo of Proki
    Proki Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:21 am
    Pretty obviously trolling.
  16. Profile photo of MG6
    MG6 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:22 am
    I actually went to school with a guy who actually said the same thing as brother Percy in his last post
  17. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:23 am
    almost had me, very friggen close
  18. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:28 am
    I feel like punching someone in the face.
  19. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:29 am
    Unfortunately, there is scripture to support his claim. The fact that these people still see fit to apply these ancient texts to modern society is incredibly disturbing.
  20. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:29 am
    they must be muslin.
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Holy drating poo this a 150 page forum discussion. Go to kimkio`s link.
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    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Not Muslim either they are baptist. Baptist are crazy wackos in the south especially the ones from Georgia.
  23. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:33 am
    OMG! I can`t believe that anyone--ANYONE--would believe in their hearts that a girl should marry the person who raped her. I can kind of understand the whole "abortion is murder" mentality that would lead them to convince the girl that she should keep the baby, but not pressing charges, and then marrying the rapist is out of the question. No means no, regardless of what was happening, how she was dressed, or how she acted at the time. Also, the automatic assumption that she was dressed like a prostitute makes me believe he didn`t get a letter from someone, but that he raped someone, and now she won`t marry him.
  24. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:33 am
    Wow wtf, it almost makes me wish there was a hell, so all those posters could burn in it.
  25. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:35 am
    "they must be muslin." 1) It`s Muslim, not Muslin. 2) Did you bother to read it? It says "True Christian (TM)" several times. Same God, yes. Different religion, however.
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    jayme21 Male 18-29
    579 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:38 am
    The original forum

    It gets crazier

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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:38 am
    The moment I saw TM on "Christian", I don`t even believe them to be real Christians. Uhg, that just sickens me!
    ...Can`t...look...away...from the accursed TM mark!!! >-(
    ...I still can`t believe this. They`re just blatantly judging her.
    Kids, this is how zealots come into the world. You let them do one thing without correcting them, then it gets outta control.

    Something also seems wrong with the scripture. It`s King James, so the speech is archaic, lemme check on my new, English version :D
    Ah...there we go:
    Deuteronomy 22.28-29:
    "Suppose a woman isn`t engaged to be married, and a man talks her into sleeping with him. If they are caught, they will be forced to get married. He must give her father fifty pieces of silver as a bride-price and can never divorce her."

    Lulz, Jesus said to catch the fools who butcher scripture and show how foolish they sound.

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:40 am
    wtf is this?
    and he cut out the best parts:
    "Is the potential husband refusing to pay the 50 Shekels? If so, it`s a job for her father and her brothers."
  29. Profile photo of rissarose
    rissarose Female 18-29
    109 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:40 am
    To anyone who hasn`t already figured it out, the website is a spoof; kind of like The Onion. From what I gathered, it was created by Atheists to mock Christians.
  30. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:41 am
    Oh, now as a future officer of the law. Lock that sumbitch up for rape.

    Though, I`m against the whole abortion thing >.>
    Hey...why doesn`t the Gov. help (screw it, the politicians can pay for it themselves) pay for these kiddos instead of wasting 500 million dropping a smart bomb on 4 guys and a camel?

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Next time brother percy is offered the Kool Aid he should drink it.
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    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:42 am
    They`re eaten up with the Jesus! Too much Jesus, just like aspartame in diet coke, can eat holes in your brain. Everything in moderation- except God, right? LOL
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    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:43 am
    this is so fake lmao.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Oh religion. You never cease to appall.
  35. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:46 am
    This really frightened me. Really did. It scares me that almost nobody realizes that this is a satire, and that must mean that zealots like those really exist, and in sufficient numbers to be well known.

    That`s the horrific beauty of this, it`s so obviously a satire, and yet people like this really do exist out there. The humor of the joke is far overshadowed by the horror of the reality...

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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:49 am
    I was horrified for a few minutes, until I browsed the site a little more. Rissarose is right. It`s a spoof site.

    My horror-levels have subsided significantly since then.

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    diaphram Male 13-17
    91 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:51 am
    this is why people dislike christians...
  38. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:52 am
    "To anyone who hasn`t already figured it out, the website is a spoof; kind of like The Onion. From what I gathered, it was created by Atheists to mock Christians."

    That makes me feel a little better, but not much. For a parody, it sure is chilling.

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    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:52 am
    This is Landover. Landover thinks that it`s absolutely hilarious to maintain a website that unsuspecting people would actually think is run by Christians. This is all fake, and to these people it`s just a big game.

    The worst part is that their actions actually fool some people - as is evidenced here - and continue to propagate the myth that all Christians are close minded, judgemental, self-righteous, egotistical non-nice individuals, when in reality those number very few in comparison.

    It`s quite possible that many people that you know are Christian, but you don`t even know it - they just act a little different - and guess what - they`re doing it right - forcible conversion is not the goal, nor is this tepid filth.

    Pathetic.

    Ok, that`s enough of that rant.

  40. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:53 am
    And I took this so seriously >.>
  41. Profile photo of chrisisbored
    chrisisbored Male 18-29
    27 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:54 am
    what is this?
    lets take poo off 4chan day?
  42. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:56 am
    "Rissarose is right. It`s a spoof site."

    I was about to look this place up and raise holy hell! Thankfully it`s fake.

    Sounded like something straight out of radical islam, Not Christians.

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    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:56 am
    im too tired to see if the site is an obvious joke but im hoping you`re right
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    thejester220 Female 18-29
    20 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Yep its a joke. it really should be taken down or posted saying this was a joke... Someone hack thier website .. they really do deserve it for the crap and way they make christians look.
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:01 am
    ......Goodness gracious.
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    thejester220 Female 18-29
    20 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:03 am
    LOL i got banned for saying its a spoof website and people should hack it. GG. it didnt even last like 5 minutes.
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:05 am
    This didn`t look even remotely real
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    rynker Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:09 am
    I love that site. It simply makes so much sense. The Bible is clearly true because God said it was true.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:12 am
    This cant be real.
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    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:12 am
    I hope that guy gets raped. By an elephant. Even if it is a spoof. Just cause he looks creepy.

    I agree The Jester. Damn.

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    avalon Male 18-29
    187 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:15 am
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Ba...
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    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:17 am
    This is in reference to Deuteronomy 22:28-29

    "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

    Next time some bible-thumper gives you an earfull about moral relativism, just mention this passage to them because it exemplifies the bankruptcy of objective morality.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:28 am
    LOL i got banned for saying its a spoof website and people should hack it. GG. it didnt even last like 5 minutes.

    If you were banned, how could you have said that?

    Unless someone wrote that for you.

    ... Well, you deserve to be banned.

    Christians like you are deplorable.

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    djlazar Male 30-39
    185 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:29 am
    Smug college kids making fun of religion. How new and fresh!!!
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:35 am
    i really hope this a joke of some kind. this is really one of the only times i actually support abortion.
  56. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:41 am
    Oh insane people, you never cease to humor us.
  57. Profile photo of GroupW
    GroupW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:47 am
    The guy next door just brought home a Joe`s Pizza, I can smell it. I`m going to have to go over and strong-arm some lunch.
  58. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:48 am
    This is real. Here is another discussion about the same thing, by the same people:

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...

  59. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Disgusting.

    I really hope this is a god damn joke.

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    GroupW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Smug college kid now sharing pizza. We refuse to be victims!
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    Silverflame Male 18-29
    90 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:00 am
    this is just tooo insane.. if its the right link patchouly has given us, we should spam their servers down (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthre... seriosly it baffles me how religion seem to undermine women.
  62. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Guys, chill out. The Landover Baptist Church is satyrical. If any of you visited it in 2008 all the ads in the side bars were Obama supporters.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Dammit, I really don`t care how insane your religious beliefs are, but forcing them on others should be a crime in and of itself. She doesn`t want to marry her rapist, that`s her own goddamn business. I feel sorry for the girl just for having to be around insane people like him.
    And I love his backwards logic that wouldn`t work for any other situation. Apparently, it`s OK to sin, because the person who tempted you to sin is the actual sinner. It`s like saying murderers are innocent because the person wanted to be murdered.
  64. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:08 am
    It is the correct link. I can`t find the exact post because the search is disabled if you are not registered. But The link I posted is the same topic and it goes on for four pages. Talitha makes appearances through out many of the topics.

    Not only do they put down non-believers, they also attack Christians for not being "Godly enough".

    It`s some of the worst crap I`ve ever read in my life. Welcome to the dark ages folks...

  65. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Coffee, it really doesn`t matter. There are entire countries whose culture revolves around this belief. There are culture where they believe that girls who have been raped should commit suicide, otherwise they are bringing shame to their family and are punished for NOT committing suicide.
    It doesn`t matter if this was satire, it doesn`t make it less true in the real world. Goddamn, sometimes I really hate the human race.
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    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Why did I read that?

    Now I`m just angry. Even if it is a spoof, it just doesn`t sit right. Maybe it`s because I`ve worked closely with a lot of rape survivors... :/

  67. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:10 am
    It`s not satirical. They currently have: 27,623 threads, 411,296 posts and 14,591 members.
  68. Profile photo of GroupW
    GroupW Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Smug college kid now sharing pizza. We refuse to be victims!
  69. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:11 am
    Here is there forum:
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

    Dig in and read away, if you can stomach it.

  70. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Honestly, its NOT a womans fault for being raped. Regardless if this is someones idea of a joke this is disgusting.

    As a victim myself I am pissed off.

    This website needs to burn

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    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:14 am
    Erm...I understand that wiki isn`t the best source of info, but yea that baptist church is a PARODY
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Ba...
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Sarah,
    I agree that some people really believe in this poo. The reason I`m telling you all to calm the drat down, is because some people are talking about spamming the site. The Landover Baptist Church is SUPPOSED to inspire rage and disgust. It`s MEANT to expose the beliefs of the sick bastards that are American Christian fundies.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Very very weird.
  74. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:23 am
    You`re trying to tell me that they made 411,296 posts, to be funny? I don`t buy it.

    Go to the site. All of those posts are there and some of the discussions go on for pages.

    If it is satirical, then they must have spent years setting it up for one funny joke.

  75. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Look, you`ve been given the articles. You can choose to believe it`s real if you really want to, but I`m telling you Landover is as much a church as The Onion is a reliable news source.

    http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa....

  76. Profile photo of neosophist
    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:30 am
    >_< The funny thing is, the bible is okay with you not marrying the rapist. If it was rape, you dont have to marry the rapist. by that logic, Mary and God shouldve gotten hitch. friggin retards. *smashes screen*
  77. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:32 am
    I am saying that you only need each person to make 1-2 posts, or to visit occasionally to yes, as people already mentioned stir up emotions. Patch, you seriously need to do your homework, it even says on their website that its FICTION. go to the terms of service link at the bottom of the page, and on the bottom of the terms of service it says NOTE: MOUSE OVER FOR SPOILER..where it says its fiction. I`m not saying there aren`t Christian fundies out there, just don`t believe everything you see on the internet.
  78. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Yes, it is a parody, but the scariest thing is how many people are on there that don`t realize it is a joke, like the person who tried to explain to them that pressing charges against a rapist is the right thing to do. He (I assume "Old Iron Crotch" is a he) doesn`t seem to think it`s a joke. If it is a joke, not funny. Rape is never funny. Blaming the victim is never funny, and mocking people who would blame the victim in real life (and there are many who do) doesn`t make it funny since look how many people don`t realize it`s a joke.
  79. Profile photo of RiptheSys7em
    RiptheSys7em Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:43 am
    You know.... I really haven`t gotten into the habit of posting much on here yet. But, that`s really drated up right there.
  80. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:44 am
    I believe it is poo too, but bad thing is you know there are people out there that do think that way.. ugh
  81. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:48 am
    What the hell.

    What will it take to make people realize that millenia-old moral codes like these really have no place in a modern, civil society.

  82. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:50 am
    I have no words for this. Coffee- Agreed.
  83. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:55 am
    WTF...just...WTF.
  84. Profile photo of Swiftdasher
    Swiftdasher Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Being an anti-religious atheist as I am, I am confronted with this situation quite often.

    I do not expect anybody here to listen to me, agree with me, and I fully expect each and every one of you to tell me I`m wrong.

    This is a joke, and a pretty funny one at that. Everybody on there is probably as cynical as myself, and they`re playing devils advocate in order to make fun of beliefs that some people actually have.

    "You`re trying to tell me that they made 411,296 posts, to be funny? I don`t buy it."

    How many posts have been made here on IAB? Or how about Cracked.com?
    Those are all posts meant to reply to something funny, shocking, etc.
    And if you`ll notice, some people on there have 5000+ posts of their own. The site seems pretty popular.

    It isn`t meant to be a joke, its meant to be funny for the people that participate and the people that understand what it is that is going on.

    Seriously, relax. Even though some people on there I`m sure are serious, most ar

  85. Profile photo of Neyro
    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:57 am
    while this is probably a parody, the last church I went to (atheist here, went there to help for a food drive) had people who thought in this manner.

    Well there goes my good morning. Damnit IAB.

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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:00 am
    The stupidity of a bronze age `religion`, that at the time of the Roman Empire started out as a cult. Thus the "humour" is brought fourth when applying the beliefs to modern law, makes the beliefs look, sound and seem backward and uncomfortable. Parody or not, this is an exercise in bad judgment, which is rather abhorrent.
  87. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:05 am
    i cant beleive theres ppl in the world that think like that.....
  88. Profile photo of roin_16
    roin_16 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:07 am
    i hope this isnt real but i know that there are ppl like this and i hope they die
  89. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:13 am
    from the landover baptist church user agreement.

    We do not vouch for or warrant the accuracy, completeness or usefulness of any message, and are not responsible for the contents of any message. Posted messages sometimes express the opinion of the author of the message and sometimes the opinion of God as we understand Scripture, but they do not express the views of the secular world. They may be a complete parody, joke or satire as written by us. This is a free opinion forum as long as it is our opinion! There will be insults and damnation. There will be quotations from Scripture which we are free to interpret (known as flaming) as it is given to us by God to do so. If you are upset or insulted by any content, you must cancel your account and leave the site immediately and forever. No matter what else happens, you waive all legal rights you may now have and will forever have with regard to us.

  90. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Agreed. Parody or not. There are people who believe things like this and encouraging it is pretty irresponsible.
  91. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Holy crap did I ever put my foot in my mouth!

    My apologies folks. Looks like it`s a fake and I`m an idiot.

    You may now go on with your lives, hopefully forgetting the name of the idiot poster that thought it was real.

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    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:18 am
    more from the agreement:
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    By simply having read at least ONE WORD of these terms of service you have already agreed to all them whether or not you register.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:19 am
    organized religion....
  94. Profile photo of xcaitiebabie
    xcaitiebabie Female 18-29
    96 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:24 am
    tell me. how does one ASK TO BE RAPED. i am ashamed that they are considered Christians. they give the rest of us a bad name.
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    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:29 am
    I personally don`t think it has anything to do with religion. People are always gonna find something to b1tch about and fight/kill over, it`s just certain people`s personality. Religion just happens to be a good cover up for it. If there was no religion, they would find something else to fight under the guise of. Theres a reason people think like this and it is because they get a sense of enjoyment from feeling superior to other people.
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    beccajdavis Female 18-29
    160 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Omg I`m not sure if this is fake or not, but it still makes me so angry I want to punch something!
  97. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:32 am
    What is wrong with this guy? He`s completely got it backwards. This guy`s gonna figure out what it`s like to get raped in prison.
  98. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:33 am
    This is so obviously fake. Learn 2 Troll.
  99. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:41 am
    wtf, how can it be so easy for this girl to get raped? I dress like a slut all the time, no girls ever molest me.

    This is a sick world we live in, where a guy can`t even get raped by girls..

  100. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:41 am
    oh those zany christians!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:49 am
    I wonder if he got buttraped, would he marry the guy?

    (Don`t dis me; I know it`s fake.)

  102. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:11 am
    lol, bible.
  103. Profile photo of Suki_Meian
    Suki_Meian Female 18-29
    55 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:18 am
    Lol! Christian`s say the darndest things. xD
  104. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:18 am
    This is from a fake baptist site that basically mocks christians in this fashion. Nothing to see here :-)
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:22 am
    I believe the word you`re looking for is CHRISTIANS, not young people.
  106. Profile photo of jabberwock83
    jabberwock83 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Ah, ain`t satire fun kids?
  107. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:42 am
    This is too obviously troll-tastic. Didn`t know it was from a fake site, but it obviously is. Not even the craziest pro-lifers would say to marry the rapist.

    And just for fun, here is some scripture supporting killing rapists.

    ""But if in the field the man finds the girl who is engaged, and the man forces her and lies with her, then only the man who lies with her shall die. 26"But you shall do nothing to the girl; there is no sin in the girl worthy of death, for just as a man rises against his neighbor and murders him, so is this case. 27"When he found her in the field, the engaged girl cried out, but there was no one to save her."


    (Deut. 22:25-28)

  108. Profile photo of MadDrBiggie
    MadDrBiggie Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:42 am
    LOL WE MADE FUN OF CHRISTIANS!!!1
  109. Profile photo of Coolhandluke
    Coolhandluke Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Why does everyone act like this is a Christian problem? In my church, we know rape is a sin and that the man is accountable 99% of the time. We do however believe abortion to be a sin. Abortion would be like the following scenario; a stranger walks up to you and says, will you hold onto this baby for a while? Thanks. The stranger walks away and you are left thinking, this baby is not mine, why should I have to care for it. Throwing the baby on the ground and walking away is like abortion.
  110. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Even if it fake it still made me feel a bit upset. It reminds me a bit of what my dad said.
  111. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    We need a warning of fakery on this before a iab jihad breaks out
  112. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    "Abortion would be like the following scenario; a stranger walks up to you and says, will you hold onto this baby for a while? Thanks. The stranger walks away and you are left thinking, this baby is not mine, why should I have to care for it. Throwing the baby on the ground and walking away is like abortion."

    I`ve never heard it put that way before. I finally understand why some people are SO against abortion. I`m pro-choice, and although I`m not gonna change my opinion, this is the best metaphor I`ve heard.

  113. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    I am bored with Atheist satire.
  114. Profile photo of Almighty_Jew
    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I forget the name of the site but it is a giant parody of the Westboro Baptist Church. If you really look at it, it becomes apparent. Words like "True Christian" and their religious fanaticism obviously mocks the WBC. They practically invite trolls and skeptics.
  115. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    OMG...are there really people in the world like this?!?!?! wow...That poor girl...I mean I`m definitely pro life...so I feel the girl should give the child a chance to live, but give it away to a family who will love and care for it...but to marry her rapist?!?!? That`s insane! The bastard should be locked up for forcing himself on anybody!!!
  116. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Think I just threw up in my mouth. Even if this is fake, there are actually people like that and that just makes me want to nuke the whole world.
  117. Profile photo of indofosho
    indofosho Male 13-17
    107 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    I would like to be involved with this religion. I myself feel like a victim of sexy time.
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    ... D:
  119. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    or the dude could`ve kept his d!ck in his pants

    Unlucky bro

  120. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I want to bang those idiot`s heads together till they get some common sense.
  121. Profile photo of Jazzycakes
    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Oh yeah the abortion bit, someone gimme a coat hanger, I`ll be Dr. Mario.

    In b4 flames, if the child isn`t gonna be raised in a loving environment where it`s expenses are paid for, you may as well `leave the baby on the floor`. Either you kill 1 life, or the baby will ruin 2. Why are people so desensitised (spellcheck) to death these days.

    Now come the masses to tell me I`m a monster *Sigh*

  122. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Okay if it`s fake I need sources. If it`s real I need sources.
  123. Profile photo of Queen-Neve
    Queen-Neve Female 18-29
    91 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Abortion would be like the following scenario; a stranger walks up to you and says, will you hold onto this baby for a while? Thanks. The stranger walks away and you are left thinking, this baby is not mine, why should I have to care for it. Throwing the baby on the ground and walking away is like abortion.

    omg are fcking kidding me thats so different i can`t believe you are serious about this. I would do the exact same thing as the girl. if she kept the baby she would be reminded every day that she was raped by that man. and the mother of the girl is fcking sick in her head for writing a letter to someone about this that her daughter doesnt want to marry her rapist

    and wtf that girl is a fcking rape victim i hope these people will be raped sometime then they now how it feels

  124. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    This link should be called "When Trolls Go Wild"
  125. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    God you people are idiots. Abortion is no more like killing a baby than destroying acorns is the same as cutting down a tree.
    Abortion doesn`t "kill" anything that`s actually alive. A zygote is no more a living organism than than your own skin cells. Learn2biology. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, is killing babies. That is not what abortion is and that is not what ANYONE is supporting.
  126. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    "Abortion would be like the following scenario; "
    I am not reading this, i already know youre a moron and that youre wrong
  127. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    That. Is. Ridiculous.
    There are children being born JUST for sex, and I don`t think THEY strut around like little whores, just `asking to be raped.`
    If that is a serious thread on some site, then I think the girl should go to a place where she doesn`t need parental consent to abort and then just leave. Apparently her mother doesn`t care, and maybe her dad doesn`t since he isn`t flipping poo about what happened to his daughter or he isn`t there.
  128. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Anyone who thinks rape is the girls fault... Just proves that people in this world are still so fcked in the brain.
  129. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FCKING MIND LADY!!!it is SICK that you would do such a thing! your daughter was raped! i wonder if she things rape means touch her eyeball or something!
  130. Profile photo of maximoo
    maximoo Male 30-39
    18 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    I want to kill the brother percy.

    And before I do I will explain to him that I am the victim

  131. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    SarahofBorg
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    997 Posts Tuesday, January 12, 2010 12:57:44 PM
    God you people are idiots. Abortion is no more like killing a baby than destroying acorns is the same as cutting down a tree.
    Abortion doesn`t "kill" anything that`s actually alive. A zygote is no more a living organism than than your own skin cells. Learn2biology. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, is killing babies. That is not what abortion is and that is not what ANYONE is supporting.

    I would like to make just 2 points:

    1) In the UK it is legal to have an abortion up to 24 weeks

    2) At 20 weeks, the baby can recognise it`s mothers voice

  132. Profile photo of maximoo
    maximoo Male 30-39
    18 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Well I found the forum where this came from:

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

  133. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!

    I`m quite scared of religious/idiotic people now.

  134. Profile photo of Lellin
    Lellin Female 13-17
    54 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    This is what our "omnibenevolent" God wants-
    This poor young girl to wake up everyday and face the one man in the world the girl would never want to see again. Also a young child growing up in a loveless family with a father that is already proved to be an abuser. Plus its not even like it would be able to turn to his grandparents for love and comfort seeing as they`re obviously to busy being "Good christians" to be human beings. And also, if this rapist is so easily "tempted" maybe she should go to the authorities then he can be taken away to some place where they could deal with his problems. Instead they`re going to wed him to a woman that will hate him forever. I haven`t really been very eloquent in demostrating my points but sometimes you just want to break down and cry at the state of humanity.
  135. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    "God you people are idiots. Abortion is no more like killing a baby than destroying acorns is the same as cutting down a tree.
    Abortion doesn`t "kill" anything that`s actually alive. A zygote is no more a living organism than than your own skin cells. Learn2biology. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, is killing babies. That is not what abortion is and that is not what ANYONE is supporting. "

    Nobody aborts a zygote you genius. In fact that`s impossible because a zygote is just a mass of cells formed in a sphere, no brain. Zygotes only exist for four days and on the fifth day they become Blastocyst then eventually an embryo and then a fetus which gets aborted not the zygote.

    Please don`t reproduce because you obviously have no clue how it works.

  136. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Brother Percy is clearly a troll.
  137. Profile photo of Lamerwaffle
    Lamerwaffle Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Land over baptist, the forum it came from, is a joke. The wholeeee thread is a joke. They say it somewhere, but I forget where.
  138. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Brother Percy is a complete and total idiot... though he does kinda have a point about the temptress thing.... somewhat... if she was one of the girls that do that on purpose for that purpose.

    I don`t exactly agree that she should abort the baby, but the guy should go to jail.

  139. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Faith in humanity: dropping fast -> faster -> fastest.
    ITS GOING DOOOWWWNNNN!!!*kaboom*
  140. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    I am willing to, forgive me, have faith that this post is simply satire, if in extremely poor taste. But the sad thing is that this is not an unrepresented viewpoint, there are many people who take this ludicrous view. Personally, rape or any violation of a woman for that matter leaves me physically ill. As far as I am concerned men should protect their women, as chauvinistic as that sounds, but there has been more than one time that I have seen a perfect stranger hit his woman and I cannot simply stand by. And yes, I have been to court twice, both times the charges where dropped. You hit a girl and I will take you down. And rapists, there is a quick and easy way to solve that, if I may butcher a quote from Sin City, "...then I took away his weapon...".
  141. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Sweet satan, there is no way to rage anymore from this.
  142. Profile photo of Orreo140
    Orreo140 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    It`s guys like this that make me ashamed to be one.
  143. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    You are wrong SarahofBorg. Sometimes they have to break the baby up and remove it in pieces because it is too big. They are often at an age where they can recognize their mother`s voices when this is done.

    My wife and I suffered a few devastating blows, that I won`t get into here, while trying to conceive a child. Trust me, they are living, breathing babies with arms, legs and most importantly, feelings.

  144. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    i wanna rape him...with a knife up his ass
  145. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    for the love of satan, please let this be fake!
  146. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Ok, where did this come from? I SERIOUSLY don`t think that this is legit.
  147. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    This is from a spoof website.

    Still funny though.

  148. Profile photo of Skoaliosis
    Skoaliosis Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    dratin land over baptist...all these people are out of their minds....just browse through some of their threads and youll see
  149. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    If i dress like a slut and walk down the street i wonder if girls would rape me?
  150. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    He`s probably a troll, but scripture IS on his side.
  151. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    I`m pretty sure this is fake.
  152. Profile photo of Skoaliosis
    Skoaliosis Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    fake or no fake...who finds this amusing?
  153. Profile photo of psychoshadow
    psychoshadow Male 30-39
    62 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    1: apparently this is one of the more maddened Jesus-Cults. i read this and had to go and come back just to get over the WTF. Rapists should have their genitals, lower jaws, tongues and hands and feet and eyes removed. after that, brand RAPIST on their head and roll them into the street to fend for themselves.

    2: i`m going to end the entire abortion debate in one fell blow.
    Don`t want one? Don`t get one! done.

  154. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Perpective! its a matter of!
  155. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Fake, it`s a parody site called Landover Baptist Church..
  156. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    If this were real, I would probably get kicked off of multiple usernames thanks to all the cursing I would be doing at that guy. ...It better be fake.
  157. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    I`ve been poking around on the forums and I think they may be for real here people. It`s quite disturbing how well they know the bible but little of anything else. They seem to be quick to ban people who aren`t on their weird fundamentalist wavelength.
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...
  158. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Naw, these guys have to be a parody. I think the "trademark" gives it away, eh?
    Thanks for the link handsompod!
  159. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    What a douche.
  160. Profile photo of cormz
    cormz Male 13-17
    47 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    those people scare me.let them burn in hell for idiocy
  161. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    wow. thats all i can say...wow. who the hell comes up with poo like this? its so stupid its not even funny!
  162. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    I checked out that site and I really think these people are for real... I just might go a`trollin there site. >:P
  163. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    wow this is drated up and those people are idiots and so is anyone can think like that!
  164. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    `If i dress like a slut and walk down the street i wonder if girls would rape me?`
    *The sound of a million 14 year old boys pulling on slutty clothing reverberates around the world*
  165. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    are they for real?
  166. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    Landover baptist is a fairly well known religious satire site. it`s also not very funny.
  167. Profile photo of Kagenbesexy
    Kagenbesexy Male 18-29
    69 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    I think there talking about rape in the sense that the girl was too young right? Please let me be right lol
  168. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Ugh, unequivocal idiots. May someone rape them. The moral sluts.
  169. Profile photo of bpthompson
    bpthompson Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I thought this was real at first, but I did a little digging....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Ba...

    It`s the religious version of The Onion.

  170. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    here`s my ongoing post with these guys
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...
    it sucks that there are people out there that can be so cruel and sport the title "Christian" whether it is in a satirical sense or not.
  171. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    You have to be kidding
  172. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    And this is why i am atheist.

    nuff said

  173. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    is this serious???
    I pray that this a joke...
  174. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    Parasy:
    "Please don`t reproduce"

    Trust me, I have no plans to do that, and if anything should happen by accident, I will be quick to abort it.

  175. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    *that this IS a joke
  176. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Yes, because we all know every single Christian is an idiot who has no idea what he/she is talking about and conforms to the same ideas exhibited by nutjobs, even though their ideas are present nowhere in the Bible. And we do need to hear about it every day, lest we start to think they might possibly be nearly as smart as atheists even a little bit of the time. But they`re the ones who are rude, because of the outspoken 5% who really have it out for the gays, so every single one of them deserves ridicule, right?

    /sarcasm

  177. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    I hope so badly that that entire website is fake.
  178. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    I hope to baby Jesus that this is a joke.
  179. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Ha ok I see. Now it`s funny.
  180. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    Umm...WHAT?

    Let`s start with "Brother" Percy. He made advances, she did not give consent. That`s Rape, it`s a crime and she`s a victim of it.

    Now, let`s say that you`re locked up and some big, hairy, sweaty, tattooed, Ogre named Bubba finds YOU attractive.

    If he gives you the shaft, it`s your fault you tempted him into sin.

    If you`re not up to letting that door swing both ways, she`s a rape victim and if you`re praying to the same God to whom I pray, I`m finding another one.

  181. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    I hope brother percy goes to jail for unpaid parking tickets, gets raped, and sees if he feels like marrying Bubba. What a douchebag
  182. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Oh Goddess, some people *coughfundamentalistscough* should be shot on the spot.
  183. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    i dont get it. whats wrong here?
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    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    It scares me that there are people who think like this. What does he say about little children that have been molested? Is it their fault too? Are they going to burn in hell? What a jackass!
  185. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    And THIS is a shining example of why Christians have a terrible rep. And why I hate that small, disgusting, seething pool of backward thinking douche bags like our "brother" here.
  186. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Clearly, Seeks, clearly. The children, shame on them! They were asking to be molested. It`s their fault they`re so tempting to drating perverts.
  187. Profile photo of Jonas999
    Jonas999 Male 30-39
    78 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    Jesus....First, if this is a real situation then my advice for the girl is please don`t have an abortion, have the baby and give it up for adoption. Plenty of people out there cant have children. But that is your choice. For Brother Percy: if this were biblical time and somone raped my daughter I would chop his drating head off and offer it up to god as a virtuous killing and ask for forgivness. Everybody else, serious, don`t mix up this horse poo for christianity, or even proto old testament judiasm. This is just plain jackassery. The bible does support rape. I`m sure there are more than one example of such in the bible but please dont confuse it being in there for being within god`s law.
  188. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    sickening sickening sickening
    if this is real, that`s just wrong. I mean, its fine if you`re living in ancient Roman times, but I like the 21st century

    And how about those poor murderers? They`re just minding their own business, taking care of people who are mean to them, and the government has to come along and throw them in prison. those poor victims of circumstance.....

    crazy christians.....oh well, I`ll keep the `whore` company in hell, for being Pagan

  189. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    These people are definitely joking. Remember that they are claiming they want to carry this behavior into the real world. If that wasn`t the case, I would actually be more worried, because they would be more likely to actually believe it.
  190. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    is this for real?
  191. Profile photo of antman
    antman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    My trolling sense is tingling
  192. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Sarcastic webpage is sarcastic, and tragically unentertaining.
  193. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    ...if this is a troll, well done.
  194. Profile photo of prizum547
    prizum547 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    troll on a christian website. the person responding to the posts may not be a troll. but she also is a retard who is very full of herself.

    remember kiddies, condemning everyone is the way to go! *cough*

  195. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    I cannot believe that people really do think like this in our so-called enlightened age! Totally beyond belief.
  196. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    the drat?
  197. Profile photo of Antraze
    Antraze Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    I actually read all of this (don`t cuss) and I was amazed of all of this let me say (repeat above). and the few sane peeps on the forums were gettin harassed... makes me wanna make a lot of accounts and start TROLLIN! who wanna join?
  198. Profile photo of Antraze
    Antraze Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    and this is why I am a no god man...
  199. Profile photo of Sandy312
    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    O_O WHAT? I`ve seen a few comments here and there on this website where people have been making jokes about christians/religion in general. The Religious types all ask why do you tease us?

    THIS is why. Religion is F*%^king RETARDED 98% of the time on a good day.

  200. Profile photo of Gorodetsky
    Gorodetsky Male 18-29
    203 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    O_o He raped her.
  201. Profile photo of Antraze
    Antraze Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    and I agree Sandy312
  202. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Am I the only one here who thinks Talitha is rapin` hot?!
  203. Profile photo of kissmedeadly
    kissmedeadly Female 18-29
    11 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Oh, please. You guys DO realize that Landover Baptist (source) is a JOKE SITE? The regular users are all TROLLS.
  204. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me this is a joke! Please let kissmedeadly be right!
  205. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    OH MY GOD PLEASE BE A JOKE
  206. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    talithia = marsha brady
  207. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    unfortunately yes, Fairienyte. this is what religion does to people.
  208. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    Subushie, not it`s not. This guy`s either joking or crazy. The fact that you think that shows a complete willingness to believe anything that will degrade religion. Crazy people are crazy, religion or not.
  209. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    Anyone who will use this as an impetus to bash religion is a complete moron. Maybe you have some valid claims, but this should not be used to back them up.
  210. Profile photo of Dstructur
    Dstructur Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    <troll>FAKE, GAY </troll>
  211. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    Subushie said, "unfortunately yes, Fairienyte. this is what religion does to people."

    Do you have scripture to support this?

  212. Profile photo of hannahbry27
    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    "This guy`s either joking or crazy"

    Exactly.

  213. Profile photo of PHXbunny
    PHXbunny Female 18-29
    58 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    I don`t really care if it`s fake or not. Either way both of these idiots need to be shot out of a cannon. Preferably into a pool full of hungry sharks with rabies.
  214. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    It`s from a parody site, so no, it`s not real
  215. Profile photo of con5150
    con5150 Male 30-39
    20 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:06 am
    who are these 2 f@#@!$ think they are.why would you make the girl marry her rapist in the first place.
  216. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:59 am
    why would you make the girl marry her rapist in the first place.

    Because it tells you to do so in the Bible.

    Deuteronomy 22:28-29
    "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

    Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

    So if you rape a virgin who isn`t betrothed, you must pay her father for soiling his property, marry the daughter, and can never divorce her (may not put her away).

  217. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:28 am
    "Preferably into a pool full of hungry sharks with rabies"

    wow - a bunch of hungry sharks with hydrophobia now that *would* be wild.

  218. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 5:42 am
    PARODY PARODY PARODY PARODY

    These things should really come with a "not for dumb people" warning.

  219. Profile photo of islacker
    islacker Male 30-39
    68 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 6:19 am
    So... if you turn Christian you`re allowed to rape people?

    ALL RIGHT! PRAISE JESUS!

  220. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 7:05 am
    I love the smell of trollin` in the morning :l
  221. Profile photo of Skott
    Skott Male 18-29
    48 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:40 am
    well said mattprince
  222. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:44 am
    wtf did i just read?
  223. Profile photo of PrettyOdd1
    PrettyOdd1 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    wow
  224. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    >_< omfg. someone give me the link to this site please?

    nothing more to say about this then that i feel very sorry for the dumb $hits in that post who are going to hell =]

  225. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    .........i am just speechless..........
  226. Profile photo of Looshk
    Looshk Female 18-29
    124 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Can someone please give me the link to this site? I have a sudden urge to post a poo LOAD of porn no wait a poo load of GAY porn up there...
  227. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
    170 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...
  228. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
    170 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Get um!
  229. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    579 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    I sent direct forum link to some of my christian friends one started crying for the girl haha LandoverBaptisst and the athiests that conceptualised it are pretty funny
  230. Profile photo of anarki420
    anarki420 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    this is why im an athiest
  231. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    I`m pretty speechless. Holy balls.
  232. Profile photo of JOSHISPOSI
    JOSHISPOSI Male 13-17
    89 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    it is real... and i hate the fact that it is. one member suggested killing the girl who got raped. i wouldn`t even try negotiating with these racist extremists because all they do is spread hate. oh and they hate black people too so just another reason to hate them! id like to dedicate a big fu. ck you to everyone on that forum ;-)

  233. Profile photo of impretybored
    impretybored Male 18-29
    151 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I read a lot of this thread and these people are pretty messed up. And its disturbing to think that there are probably a lot of people out there that are like that
  234. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    I fell for this hard- found out via Wikipedia that the site is satirical. I feel like one of those people who falls for The Onion, believing it`s a real newspaper. Though it`s not hard to believe that there are Baptists out there who think this way. The fact alone that there are people who believe a woman should have to carry their rapist`s child to term is pretty messed up.
  235. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
    184 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    @anarki420

    Really? That`s interesting. I`m an atheist because I don`t believe in a higher power.

  236. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Real or fake its pretty scary that there people this batsh.it crazy.
  237. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    This site is completely fake and completely hilarious.
  238. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    And if you don`t believe that it`s fake, go to this thread:

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17555

  239. Profile photo of nick9399
    nick9399 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    Wow, there are soooooo many potential future IAB postings on that site.
  240. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:38 am
    brother percy lol
    he looks like a chomo
    also, this is dumb
  241. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    "The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others` opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities."

    Quote from the bottom of the forum site. If that`s not fake I dunno what is. Still kind of scary.. and I wonder how many people post on there thinking it`s real people and their real beliefs. I`m still looking for a disclaimer or something that says "this is a fake."

  242. Profile photo of astralomega
    astralomega Female 18-29
    162 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Actually I jsut found the scariest thing all day:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?titl...

    That page was linked from the FAQ of the forum. Seems if this is a fake, i`s an extremely convincing one... O_O

  243. Profile photo of LOLVIKINGS
    LOLVIKINGS Male 13-17
    43 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Good lord. I thought you were smarter than that, I-A-B.
    Landover Baptist is a satirical site. It parodies churches like Westboro. Jesus. (No pun intended.) Gullibility is sad.
  244. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    lol thats some pretty deep shiznit
  245. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    This made my p*ss boil. Religion will hear no reason. :(
  246. Profile photo of Maddrocx
    Maddrocx Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 15, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...

    Ya theyre real...Ive made 2 accounts now first one was benned within 5 min

  247. Profile photo of rustidavis
    rustidavis Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 15, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    fu%*ing bigots. i really dont agree with any of this. the woman and the man above are completely wrong in the way they look at life. its all about mindset ... in my religion .. if thats what you want to call it ... we have a motto .. "be free do what you want least you harm another. that means everything ... people plants anything. every single little thing we do in life comes back to us somehow someway and can have major effects on everything ... good or bad.
  248. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 12:29 am
    People like this are why I don`t go to church, anymore.
  249. Profile photo of durdikkimeng
    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    743 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 7:15 am
    LOL.Brilliant.
  250. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Ok, this makes me soooo angry!
  251. Profile photo of joshuazh
    joshuazh Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 18, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=450727#post450727
    guys check out the site
    its full of extremists who also hate disabled people
    i just read a thread there that wanted to ban special olympics, and someone went against that idea, and then they got banned
    everyone who disagrees with the people on that site get banned
    geez...
  252. Profile photo of linkrock5
    linkrock5 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    OMFG! I f@#cking hate jesus freaks I am christian but frankly I am at the breaking point of becoming an atheist I just cant take it much longer Christianity is the only religion that makes the tiniest bit of sense to me but seriously bastards like these who read the bible 20 times start to think the opposite of what its saying or maybe it does say rape is a good thing Im just not looking hard enough damit!
  253. Profile photo of ashez420
    ashez420 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    you people are so serious... you cant tell this is satyrical?
  254. Profile photo of HitlerRulz
    HitlerRulz Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    So far I have gotten 9 chicks so drunk and doped up that they passed out. Then I went to town on them.
    Hey, it`s their fault for letting themselves get that wasted.
  255. Profile photo of Land_of_Ice
    Land_of_Ice Female 13-17
    22 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Seriously, follow the link that joshuazh sent, see the guy who got banned, it`s so funny...
  256. Profile photo of mrsdoctorwho
    mrsdoctorwho Female 18-29
    14 posts
    February 11, 2012 at 11:27 pm
    The Land Over Baptist Church is a satire. It`s not real, guys. Psycho and hard to determine if false or not, but assuredly, fake.

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