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Ya theyre real...Ive made 2 accounts now first one was benned within 5 min
That page was linked from the FAQ of the forum. Seems if this is a fake, i`s an extremely convincing one... O_O
Quote from the bottom of the forum site. If that`s not fake I dunno what is. Still kind of scary.. and I wonder how many people post on there thinking it`s real people and their real beliefs. I`m still looking for a disclaimer or something that says "this is a fake."
Really? That`s interesting. I`m an atheist because I don`t believe in a higher power.
nothing more to say about this then that i feel very sorry for the dumb $hits in that post who are going to hell =]
ALL RIGHT! PRAISE JESUS!
These things should really come with a "not for dumb people" warning.
wow - a bunch of hungry sharks with hydrophobia now that *would* be wild.
Because it tells you to do so in the Bible.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
So if you rape a virgin who isn`t betrothed, you must pay her father for soiling his property, marry the daughter, and can never divorce her (may not put her away).
Do you have scripture to support this?
THIS is why. Religion is F*%^king RETARDED 98% of the time on a good day.
remember kiddies, condemning everyone is the way to go! *cough*
And how about those poor murderers? They`re just minding their own business, taking care of people who are mean to them, and the government has to come along and throw them in prison. those poor victims of circumstance.....
crazy christians.....oh well, I`ll keep the `whore` company in hell, for being Pagan
Let`s start with "Brother" Percy. He made advances, she did not give consent. That`s Rape, it`s a crime and she`s a victim of it.
Now, let`s say that you`re locked up and some big, hairy, sweaty, tattooed, Ogre named Bubba finds YOU attractive.
If he gives you the shaft, it`s your fault you tempted him into sin.
If you`re not up to letting that door swing both ways, she`s a rape victim and if you`re praying to the same God to whom I pray, I`m finding another one.
Trust me, I have no plans to do that, and if anything should happen by accident, I will be quick to abort it.
It`s the religious version of The Onion.
2: i`m going to end the entire abortion debate in one fell blow.Don`t want one? Don`t get one! done.
Still funny though.
My wife and I suffered a few devastating blows, that I won`t get into here, while trying to conceive a child. Trust me, they are living, breathing babies with arms, legs and most importantly, feelings.
I don`t exactly agree that she should abort the baby, but the guy should go to jail.
Nobody aborts a zygote you genius. In fact that`s impossible because a zygote is just a mass of cells formed in a sphere, no brain. Zygotes only exist for four days and on the fifth day they become Blastocyst then eventually an embryo and then a fetus which gets aborted not the zygote.
Please don`t reproduce because you obviously have no clue how it works.
I`m quite scared of religious/idiotic people now.
I would like to make just 2 points:
1) In the UK it is legal to have an abortion up to 24 weeks
2) At 20 weeks, the baby can recognise it`s mothers voice
And before I do I will explain to him that I am the victim
omg are fcking kidding me thats so different i can`t believe you are serious about this. I would do the exact same thing as the girl. if she kept the baby she would be reminded every day that she was raped by that man. and the mother of the girl is fcking sick in her head for writing a letter to someone about this that her daughter doesnt want to marry her rapist
and wtf that girl is a fcking rape victim i hope these people will be raped sometime then they now how it feels
In b4 flames, if the child isn`t gonna be raised in a loving environment where it`s expenses are paid for, you may as well `leave the baby on the floor`. Either you kill 1 life, or the baby will ruin 2. Why are people so desensitised (spellcheck) to death these days.
Now come the masses to tell me I`m a monster *Sigh*
I`ve never heard it put that way before. I finally understand why some people are SO against abortion. I`m pro-choice, and although I`m not gonna change my opinion, this is the best metaphor I`ve heard.
And just for fun, here is some scripture supporting killing rapists.
""But if in the field the man finds the girl who is engaged, and the man forces her and lies with her, then only the man who lies with her shall die. 26"But you shall do nothing to the girl; there is no sin in the girl worthy of death, for just as a man rises against his neighbor and murders him, so is this case. 27"When he found her in the field, the engaged girl cried out, but there was no one to save her."
(Don`t dis me; I know it`s fake.)
This is a sick world we live in, where a guy can`t even get raped by girls..
My apologies folks. Looks like it`s a fake and I`m an idiot.
You may now go on with your lives, hopefully forgetting the name of the idiot poster that thought it was real.
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Well there goes my good morning. Damnit IAB.
I do not expect anybody here to listen to me, agree with me, and I fully expect each and every one of you to tell me I`m wrong.
This is a joke, and a pretty funny one at that. Everybody on there is probably as cynical as myself, and they`re playing devils advocate in order to make fun of beliefs that some people actually have.
"You`re trying to tell me that they made 411,296 posts, to be funny? I don`t buy it."
How many posts have been made here on IAB? Or how about Cracked.com?Those are all posts meant to reply to something funny, shocking, etc.And if you`ll notice, some people on there have 5000+ posts of their own. The site seems pretty popular.
It isn`t meant to be a joke, its meant to be funny for the people that participate and the people that understand what it is that is going on.
Seriously, relax. Even though some people on there I`m sure are serious, most ar
What will it take to make people realize that millenia-old moral codes like these really have no place in a modern, civil society.
Go to the site. All of those posts are there and some of the discussions go on for pages.
If it is satirical, then they must have spent years setting it up for one funny joke.
As a victim myself I am pissed off.
This website needs to burn
Dig in and read away, if you can stomach it.
Now I`m just angry. Even if it is a spoof, it just doesn`t sit right. Maybe it`s because I`ve worked closely with a lot of rape survivors... :/
Not only do they put down non-believers, they also attack Christians for not being "Godly enough".
It`s some of the worst crap I`ve ever read in my life. Welcome to the dark ages folks...
I really hope this is a god damn joke.
If you were banned, how could you have said that?
Unless someone wrote that for you.
... Well, you deserve to be banned.
Christians like you are deplorable.
"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
Next time some bible-thumper gives you an earfull about moral relativism, just mention this passage to them because it exemplifies the bankruptcy of objective morality.
I agree The Jester. Damn.
I was about to look this place up and raise holy hell! Thankfully it`s fake.
Sounded like something straight out of radical islam, Not Christians.
The worst part is that their actions actually fool some people - as is evidenced here - and continue to propagate the myth that all Christians are close minded, judgemental, self-righteous, egotistical non-nice individuals, when in reality those number very few in comparison.
It`s quite possible that many people that you know are Christian, but you don`t even know it - they just act a little different - and guess what - they`re doing it right - forcible conversion is not the goal, nor is this tepid filth.
Ok, that`s enough of that rant.
That makes me feel a little better, but not much. For a parody, it sure is chilling.
My horror-levels have subsided significantly since then.
That`s the horrific beauty of this, it`s so obviously a satire, and yet people like this really do exist out there. The humor of the joke is far overshadowed by the horror of the reality...
Though, I`m against the whole abortion thing >.>Hey...why doesn`t the Gov. help (screw it, the politicians can pay for it themselves) pay for these kiddos instead of wasting 500 million dropping a smart bomb on 4 guys and a camel?
Something also seems wrong with the scripture. It`s King James, so the speech is archaic, lemme check on my new, English version :DAh...there we go:Deuteronomy 22.28-29:"Suppose a woman isn`t engaged to be married, and a man talks her into sleeping with him. If they are caught, they will be forced to get married. He must give her father fifty pieces of silver as a bride-price and can never divorce her."
Lulz, Jesus said to catch the fools who butcher scripture and show how foolish they sound.
It gets crazier
uhh i so want to beat him (and that old horny milf slut) up with a chain! grrrr!!