Young People Today Have NO Morals [Pic]

Submitted by: PreoSmo 7 years ago in

And the girl wants to press charges?
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Female 14
The Land Over Baptist Church is a satire. It`s not real, guys. Psycho and hard to determine if false or not, but assuredly, fake.
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Female 22
Seriously, follow the link that joshuazh sent, see the guy who got banned, it`s so funny...
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Male 58
So far I have gotten 9 chicks so drunk and doped up that they passed out. Then I went to town on them.
Hey, it`s their fault for letting themselves get that wasted.
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Female 15
you people are so serious... you cant tell this is satyrical?
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Male 20
OMFG! I [email protected]#cking hate jesus freaks I am christian but frankly I am at the breaking point of becoming an atheist I just cant take it much longer Christianity is the only religion that makes the tiniest bit of sense to me but seriously bastards like these who read the bible 20 times start to think the opposite of what its saying or maybe it does say rape is a good thing Im just not looking hard enough damit!
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Male 1
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=450727#post450727
guys check out the site
its full of extremists who also hate disabled people
i just read a thread there that wanted to ban special olympics, and someone went against that idea, and then they got banned
everyone who disagrees with the people on that site get banned
geez...
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Male 271
Ok, this makes me soooo angry!
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Male 759
LOL.Brilliant.
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Female 471
People like this are why I don`t go to church, anymore.
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Female 1
fu%*ing bigots. i really dont agree with any of this. the woman and the man above are completely wrong in the way they look at life. its all about mindset ... in my religion .. if thats what you want to call it ... we have a motto .. "be free do what you want least you harm another. that means everything ... people plants anything. every single little thing we do in life comes back to us somehow someway and can have major effects on everything ... good or bad.
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Male 1
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...

Ya theyre real...Ive made 2 accounts now first one was benned within 5 min

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Female 236
This made my p*ss boil. Religion will hear no reason. :(
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Male 703
lol thats some pretty deep shiznit
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Male 43
Good lord. I thought you were smarter than that, I-A-B.
Landover Baptist is a satirical site. It parodies churches like Westboro. Jesus. (No pun intended.) Gullibility is sad.
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Female 162
Actually I jsut found the scariest thing all day:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?titl...

That page was linked from the FAQ of the forum. Seems if this is a fake, i`s an extremely convincing one... O_O

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Female 162
"The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others` opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities."

Quote from the bottom of the forum site. If that`s not fake I dunno what is. Still kind of scary.. and I wonder how many people post on there thinking it`s real people and their real beliefs. I`m still looking for a disclaimer or something that says "this is a fake."

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Female 2,672
brother percy lol
he looks like a chomo
also, this is dumb
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Male 59
Wow, there are soooooo many potential future IAB postings on that site.
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Female 582
And if you don`t believe that it`s fake, go to this thread:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17555

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Female 582
This site is completely fake and completely hilarious.
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Female 2,352
Real or fake its pretty scary that there people this batsh.it crazy.
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Female 184
@anarki420

Really? That`s interesting. I`m an atheist because I don`t believe in a higher power.

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Male 2,868
I fell for this hard- found out via Wikipedia that the site is satirical. I feel like one of those people who falls for The Onion, believing it`s a real newspaper. Though it`s not hard to believe that there are Baptists out there who think this way. The fact alone that there are people who believe a woman should have to carry their rapist`s child to term is pretty messed up.
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Male 151
I read a lot of this thread and these people are pretty messed up. And its disturbing to think that there are probably a lot of people out there that are like that
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Male 89
it is real... and i hate the fact that it is. one member suggested killing the girl who got raped. i wouldn`t even try negotiating with these racist extremists because all they do is spread hate. oh and they hate black people too so just another reason to hate them! id like to dedicate a big fu. ck you to everyone on that forum ;-)

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Male 3,819
I`m pretty speechless. Holy balls.
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Male 5
this is why im an athiest
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Male 660
I sent direct forum link to some of my christian friends one started crying for the girl haha LandoverBaptisst and the athiests that conceptualised it are pretty funny
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Male 170
Get um!
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Female 124
Can someone please give me the link to this site? I have a sudden urge to post a poo LOAD of porn no wait a poo load of GAY porn up there...
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Female 258
.........i am just speechless..........
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Female 388
>_< omfg. someone give me the link to this site please?

nothing more to say about this then that i feel very sorry for the dumb $hits in that post who are going to hell =]

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Female 8
wow
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Female 135
wtf did i just read?
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Male 48
well said mattprince
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Male 4,680
I love the smell of trollin` in the morning :l
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Male 68
So... if you turn Christian you`re allowed to rape people?

ALL RIGHT! PRAISE JESUS!

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Male 394
PARODY PARODY PARODY PARODY

These things should really come with a "not for dumb people" warning.

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Male 2,220
"Preferably into a pool full of hungry sharks with rabies"

wow - a bunch of hungry sharks with hydrophobia now that *would* be wild.

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Male 4,290
[quote]why would you make the girl marry her rapist in the first place.[/quote]

Because it tells you to do so in the Bible.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

So if you rape a virgin who isn`t betrothed, you must pay her father for soiling his property, marry the daughter, and can never divorce her (may not put her away).

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Male 20
who are these 2 [email protected]#@!$ think they are.why would you make the girl marry her rapist in the first place.
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Male 388
It`s from a parody site, so no, it`s not real
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Female 58
I don`t really care if it`s fake or not. Either way both of these idiots need to be shot out of a cannon. Preferably into a pool full of hungry sharks with rabies.
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Female 109
"This guy`s either joking or crazy"

Exactly.

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Male 779
Subushie said, "unfortunately yes, Fairienyte. this is what religion does to people."

Do you have scripture to support this?

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Male 13
<troll>FAKE, GAY </troll>
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Male 3,755
Anyone who will use this as an impetus to bash religion is a complete moron. Maybe you have some valid claims, but this should not be used to back them up.
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Male 3,755
Subushie, not it`s not. This guy`s either joking or crazy. The fact that you think that shows a complete willingness to believe anything that will degrade religion. Crazy people are crazy, religion or not.
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Male 1,646
unfortunately yes, Fairienyte. this is what religion does to people.
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Female 778
talithia = marsha brady
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Female 735
OH MY GOD PLEASE BE A JOKE
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Female 146
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me this is a joke! Please let kissmedeadly be right!
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Female 11
Oh, please. You guys DO realize that Landover Baptist (source) is a JOKE SITE? The regular users are all TROLLS.
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Male 345
Am I the only one here who thinks Talitha is rapin` hot?!
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Male 17
and I agree Sandy312
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Male 203
O_o He raped her.
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Female 159
O_O WHAT? I`ve seen a few comments here and there on this website where people have been making jokes about christians/religion in general. The Religious types all ask why do you tease us?

THIS is why. Religion is F*%^king RETARDED 98% of the time on a good day.

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Male 17
and this is why I am a no god man...
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Male 17
I actually read all of this (don`t cuss) and I was amazed of all of this let me say (repeat above). and the few sane peeps on the forums were gettin harassed... makes me wanna make a lot of accounts and start TROLLIN! who wanna join?
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Male 999
the drat?
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Female 1,048
I cannot believe that people really do think like this in our so-called enlightened age! Totally beyond belief.
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Male 8
troll on a christian website. the person responding to the posts may not be a troll. but she also is a retard who is very full of herself.

remember kiddies, condemning everyone is the way to go! *cough*

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Female 471
...if this is a troll, well done.
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Male 3,431
Sarcastic webpage is sarcastic, and tragically unentertaining.
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Male 56
My trolling sense is tingling
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Female 187
is this for real?
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Male 658
These people are definitely joking. Remember that they are claiming they want to carry this behavior into the real world. If that wasn`t the case, I would actually be more worried, because they would be more likely to actually believe it.
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Female 403
sickening sickening sickening
if this is real, that`s just wrong. I mean, its fine if you`re living in ancient Roman times, but I like the 21st century

And how about those poor murderers? They`re just minding their own business, taking care of people who are mean to them, and the government has to come along and throw them in prison. those poor victims of circumstance.....

crazy christians.....oh well, I`ll keep the `whore` company in hell, for being Pagan

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Male 78
Jesus....First, if this is a real situation then my advice for the girl is please don`t have an abortion, have the baby and give it up for adoption. Plenty of people out there cant have children. But that is your choice. For Brother Percy: if this were biblical time and somone raped my daughter I would chop his drating head off and offer it up to god as a virtuous killing and ask for forgivness. Everybody else, serious, don`t mix up this horse poo for christianity, or even proto old testament judiasm. This is just plain jackassery. The bible does support rape. I`m sure there are more than one example of such in the bible but please dont confuse it being in there for being within god`s law.
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Female 1,593
Clearly, Seeks, clearly. The children, shame on them! They were asking to be molested. It`s their fault they`re so tempting to drating perverts.
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Female 1,593
And THIS is a shining example of why Christians have a terrible rep. And why I hate that small, disgusting, seething pool of backward thinking douche bags like our "brother" here.
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Female 428
It scares me that there are people who think like this. What does he say about little children that have been molested? Is it their fault too? Are they going to burn in hell? What a jackass!
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Male 845
i dont get it. whats wrong here?
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Female 1,264
Oh Goddess, some people *coughfundamentalistscough* should be shot on the spot.
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Male 1,312
I hope brother percy goes to jail for unpaid parking tickets, gets raped, and sees if he feels like marrying Bubba. What a douchebag
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Male 712
Umm...WHAT?

Let`s start with "Brother" Percy. He made advances, she did not give consent. That`s Rape, it`s a crime and she`s a victim of it.

Now, let`s say that you`re locked up and some big, hairy, sweaty, tattooed, Ogre named Bubba finds YOU attractive.

If he gives you the shaft, it`s your fault you tempted him into sin.

If you`re not up to letting that door swing both ways, she`s a rape victim and if you`re praying to the same God to whom I pray, I`m finding another one.

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Female 713
Ha ok I see. Now it`s funny.
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Female 713
I hope to baby Jesus that this is a joke.
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Male 208
I hope so badly that that entire website is fake.
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Female 612
Yes, because we all know every single Christian is an idiot who has no idea what he/she is talking about and conforms to the same ideas exhibited by nutjobs, even though their ideas are present nowhere in the Bible. And we do need to hear about it every day, lest we start to think they might possibly be nearly as smart as atheists even a little bit of the time. But they`re the ones who are rude, because of the outspoken 5% who really have it out for the gays, so every single one of them deserves ridicule, right?

/sarcasm

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Male 121
*that this IS a joke
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Female 3,562
Parasy:
"Please don`t reproduce"

Trust me, I have no plans to do that, and if anything should happen by accident, I will be quick to abort it.

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Male 121
is this serious???
I pray that this a joke...
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Female 330
And this is why i am atheist.

nuff said

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Female 202
You have to be kidding
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Male 633
here`s my ongoing post with these guys
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...
it sucks that there are people out there that can be so cruel and sport the title "Christian" whether it is in a satirical sense or not.
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Male 9
I thought this was real at first, but I did a little digging....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Ba...

It`s the religious version of The Onion.

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Male 425
Ugh, unequivocal idiots. May someone rape them. The moral sluts.
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Male 69
I think there talking about rape in the sense that the girl was too young right? Please let me be right lol
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Male 651
Landover baptist is a fairly well known religious satire site. it`s also not very funny.
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Female 224
are they for real?
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Male 1,231
`If i dress like a slut and walk down the street i wonder if girls would rape me?`
*The sound of a million 14 year old boys pulling on slutty clothing reverberates around the world*
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Female 204
wow this is drated up and those people are idiots and so is anyone can think like that!
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Female 709
I checked out that site and I really think these people are for real... I just might go a`trollin there site. >:P
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Male 894
wow. thats all i can say...wow. who the hell comes up with poo like this? its so stupid its not even funny!
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Male 47
those people scare me.let them burn in hell for idiocy
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Female 290
What a douche.
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Male 40,326
Naw, these guys have to be a parody. I think the "trademark" gives it away, eh?
Thanks for the link handsompod!
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Male 1,108
I`ve been poking around on the forums and I think they may be for real here people. It`s quite disturbing how well they know the bible but little of anything else. They seem to be quick to ban people who aren`t on their weird fundamentalist wavelength.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...
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Male 1,351
If this were real, I would probably get kicked off of multiple usernames thanks to all the cursing I would be doing at that guy. ...It better be fake.
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Male 542
Fake, it`s a parody site called Landover Baptist Church..
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Male 25,417
Perpective! its a matter of!
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Male 62
1: apparently this is one of the more maddened Jesus-Cults. i read this and had to go and come back just to get over the WTF. Rapists should have their genitals, lower jaws, tongues and hands and feet and eyes removed. after that, brand RAPIST on their head and roll them into the street to fend for themselves.

2: i`m going to end the entire abortion debate in one fell blow.
Don`t want one? Don`t get one! done.

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Male 32
fake or no fake...who finds this amusing?
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Female 3,574
I`m pretty sure this is fake.
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Male 928
He`s probably a troll, but scripture IS on his side.
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Male 678
If i dress like a slut and walk down the street i wonder if girls would rape me?
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Male 32
dratin land over baptist...all these people are out of their minds....just browse through some of their threads and youll see
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Male 336
This is from a spoof website.

Still funny though.

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Female 247
Ok, where did this come from? I SERIOUSLY don`t think that this is legit.
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Female 1,077
for the love of satan, please let this be fake!
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Male 4,867
i wanna rape him...with a knife up his ass
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Male 4,745
You are wrong SarahofBorg. Sometimes they have to break the baby up and remove it in pieces because it is too big. They are often at an age where they can recognize their mother`s voices when this is done.

My wife and I suffered a few devastating blows, that I won`t get into here, while trying to conceive a child. Trust me, they are living, breathing babies with arms, legs and most importantly, feelings.

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Male 17
It`s guys like this that make me ashamed to be one.
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Male 741
Sweet satan, there is no way to rage anymore from this.
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Male 161
I am willing to, forgive me, have faith that this post is simply satire, if in extremely poor taste. But the sad thing is that this is not an unrepresented viewpoint, there are many people who take this ludicrous view. Personally, rape or any violation of a woman for that matter leaves me physically ill. As far as I am concerned men should protect their women, as chauvinistic as that sounds, but there has been more than one time that I have seen a perfect stranger hit his woman and I cannot simply stand by. And yes, I have been to court twice, both times the charges where dropped. You hit a girl and I will take you down. And rapists, there is a quick and easy way to solve that, if I may butcher a quote from Sin City, "...then I took away his weapon...".
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Male 299
Faith in humanity: dropping fast -> faster -> fastest.
ITS GOING DOOOWWWNNNN!!!*kaboom*
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Male 716
Brother Percy is a complete and total idiot... though he does kinda have a point about the temptress thing.... somewhat... if she was one of the girls that do that on purpose for that purpose.

I don`t exactly agree that she should abort the baby, but the guy should go to jail.

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Female 2
Land over baptist, the forum it came from, is a joke. The wholeeee thread is a joke. They say it somewhere, but I forget where.
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Female 488
Brother Percy is clearly a troll.
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Male 533
"God you people are idiots. Abortion is no more like killing a baby than destroying acorns is the same as cutting down a tree.
Abortion doesn`t "kill" anything that`s actually alive. A zygote is no more a living organism than than your own skin cells. Learn2biology. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, is killing babies. That is not what abortion is and that is not what ANYONE is supporting. "

Nobody aborts a zygote you genius. In fact that`s impossible because a zygote is just a mass of cells formed in a sphere, no brain. Zygotes only exist for four days and on the fifth day they become Blastocyst then eventually an embryo and then a fetus which gets aborted not the zygote.

Please don`t reproduce because you obviously have no clue how it works.

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Female 54
This is what our "omnibenevolent" God wants-
This poor young girl to wake up everyday and face the one man in the world the girl would never want to see again. Also a young child growing up in a loveless family with a father that is already proved to be an abuser. Plus its not even like it would be able to turn to his grandparents for love and comfort seeing as they`re obviously to busy being "Good christians" to be human beings. And also, if this rapist is so easily "tempted" maybe she should go to the authorities then he can be taken away to some place where they could deal with his problems. Instead they`re going to wed him to a woman that will hate him forever. I haven`t really been very eloquent in demostrating my points but sometimes you just want to break down and cry at the state of humanity.
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Male 1,361
WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!

I`m quite scared of religious/idiotic people now.

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Male 18
Well I found the forum where this came from:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

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Female 839
SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
997 Posts Tuesday, January 12, 2010 12:57:44 PM
God you people are idiots. Abortion is no more like killing a baby than destroying acorns is the same as cutting down a tree.
Abortion doesn`t "kill" anything that`s actually alive. A zygote is no more a living organism than than your own skin cells. Learn2biology. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, is killing babies. That is not what abortion is and that is not what ANYONE is supporting.

I would like to make just 2 points:

1) In the UK it is legal to have an abortion up to 24 weeks

2) At 20 weeks, the baby can recognise it`s mothers voice

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Male 18
I want to kill the brother percy.

And before I do I will explain to him that I am the victim

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Male 121
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FCKING MIND LADY!!!it is SICK that you would do such a thing! your daughter was raped! i wonder if she things rape means touch her eyeball or something!
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Female 449
Anyone who thinks rape is the girls fault... Just proves that people in this world are still so fcked in the brain.
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Female 850
That. Is. Ridiculous.
There are children being born JUST for sex, and I don`t think THEY strut around like little whores, just `asking to be raped.`
If that is a serious thread on some site, then I think the girl should go to a place where she doesn`t need parental consent to abort and then just leave. Apparently her mother doesn`t care, and maybe her dad doesn`t since he isn`t flipping poo about what happened to his daughter or he isn`t there.
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Male 1,222
"Abortion would be like the following scenario; "
I am not reading this, i already know youre a moron and that youre wrong
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Female 3,562
God you people are idiots. Abortion is no more like killing a baby than destroying acorns is the same as cutting down a tree.
Abortion doesn`t "kill" anything that`s actually alive. A zygote is no more a living organism than than your own skin cells. Learn2biology. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, is killing babies. That is not what abortion is and that is not what ANYONE is supporting.
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Male 1,108
This link should be called "When Trolls Go Wild"
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Female 91
Abortion would be like the following scenario; a stranger walks up to you and says, will you hold onto this baby for a while? Thanks. The stranger walks away and you are left thinking, this baby is not mine, why should I have to care for it. Throwing the baby on the ground and walking away is like abortion.

omg are fcking kidding me thats so different i can`t believe you are serious about this. I would do the exact same thing as the girl. if she kept the baby she would be reminded every day that she was raped by that man. and the mother of the girl is fcking sick in her head for writing a letter to someone about this that her daughter doesnt want to marry her rapist

and wtf that girl is a fcking rape victim i hope these people will be raped sometime then they now how it feels

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Male 9,305
Okay if it`s fake I need sources. If it`s real I need sources.
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Male 217
Oh yeah the abortion bit, someone gimme a coat hanger, I`ll be Dr. Mario.

In b4 flames, if the child isn`t gonna be raised in a loving environment where it`s expenses are paid for, you may as well `leave the baby on the floor`. Either you kill 1 life, or the baby will ruin 2. Why are people so desensitised (spellcheck) to death these days.

Now come the masses to tell me I`m a monster *Sigh*

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Male 275
I want to bang those idiot`s heads together till they get some common sense.
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Male 217
or the dude could`ve kept his d!ck in his pants

Unlucky bro

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Female 1,578
... D:
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Male 107
I would like to be involved with this religion. I myself feel like a victim of sexy time.
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Female 691
Think I just threw up in my mouth. Even if this is fake, there are actually people like that and that just makes me want to nuke the whole world.
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Female 584
OMG...are there really people in the world like this?!?!?! wow...That poor girl...I mean I`m definitely pro life...so I feel the girl should give the child a chance to live, but give it away to a family who will love and care for it...but to marry her rapist?!?!? That`s insane! The bastard should be locked up for forcing himself on anybody!!!
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Male 103
I forget the name of the site but it is a giant parody of the Westboro Baptist Church. If you really look at it, it becomes apparent. Words like "True Christian" and their religious fanaticism obviously mocks the WBC. They practically invite trolls and skeptics.
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Male 430
I am bored with Atheist satire.
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Female 355
"Abortion would be like the following scenario; a stranger walks up to you and says, will you hold onto this baby for a while? Thanks. The stranger walks away and you are left thinking, this baby is not mine, why should I have to care for it. Throwing the baby on the ground and walking away is like abortion."

I`ve never heard it put that way before. I finally understand why some people are SO against abortion. I`m pro-choice, and although I`m not gonna change my opinion, this is the best metaphor I`ve heard.

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Male 256
We need a warning of fakery on this before a iab jihad breaks out
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Female 241
Even if it fake it still made me feel a bit upset. It reminds me a bit of what my dad said.
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Male 95
Why does everyone act like this is a Christian problem? In my church, we know rape is a sin and that the man is accountable 99% of the time. We do however believe abortion to be a sin. Abortion would be like the following scenario; a stranger walks up to you and says, will you hold onto this baby for a while? Thanks. The stranger walks away and you are left thinking, this baby is not mine, why should I have to care for it. Throwing the baby on the ground and walking away is like abortion.
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Male 11
LOL WE MADE FUN OF CHRISTIANS!!!1
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Male 4,014
This is too obviously troll-tastic. Didn`t know it was from a fake site, but it obviously is. Not even the craziest pro-lifers would say to marry the rapist.

And just for fun, here is some scripture supporting killing rapists.

""But if in the field the man finds the girl who is engaged, and the man forces her and lies with her, then only the man who lies with her shall die. 26"But you shall do nothing to the girl; there is no sin in the girl worthy of death, for just as a man rises against his neighbor and murders him, so is this case. 27"When he found her in the field, the engaged girl cried out, but there was no one to save her."


(Deut. 22:25-28)

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Male 120
Ah, ain`t satire fun kids?
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Male 1,141
I believe the word you`re looking for is CHRISTIANS, not young people.
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Male 2,076
This is from a fake baptist site that basically mocks christians in this fashion. Nothing to see here :-)
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Female 55
Lol! Christian`s say the darndest things. xD
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Male 216
lol, bible.
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Male 15,832
I wonder if he got buttraped, would he marry the guy?

(Don`t dis me; I know it`s fake.)

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Male 695
oh those zany christians!
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Male 467
wtf, how can it be so easy for this girl to get raped? I dress like a slut all the time, no girls ever molest me.

This is a sick world we live in, where a guy can`t even get raped by girls..

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Male 813
This is so obviously fake. Learn 2 Troll.
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Male 10,855
What is wrong with this guy? He`s completely got it backwards. This guy`s gonna figure out what it`s like to get raped in prison.
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Female 160
Omg I`m not sure if this is fake or not, but it still makes me so angry I want to punch something!
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Female 331
I personally don`t think it has anything to do with religion. People are always gonna find something to b1tch about and fight/kill over, it`s just certain people`s personality. Religion just happens to be a good cover up for it. If there was no religion, they would find something else to fight under the guise of. Theres a reason people think like this and it is because they get a sense of enjoyment from feeling superior to other people.
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Female 96
tell me. how does one ASK TO BE RAPED. i am ashamed that they are considered Christians. they give the rest of us a bad name.
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Male 1,357
organized religion....
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Male 334
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Male 4,745
Holy crap did I ever put my foot in my mouth!

My apologies folks. Looks like it`s a fake and I`m an idiot.

You may now go on with your lives, hopefully forgetting the name of the idiot poster that thought it was real.

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Female 1,112
Agreed. Parody or not. There are people who believe things like this and encouraging it is pretty irresponsible.
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Male 334
from the landover baptist church user agreement.

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Female 82
i hope this isnt real but i know that there are ppl like this and i hope they die
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Female 276
i cant beleive theres ppl in the world that think like that.....
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Male 2,229
The stupidity of a bronze age `religion`, that at the time of the Roman Empire started out as a cult. Thus the "humour" is brought fourth when applying the beliefs to modern law, makes the beliefs look, sound and seem backward and uncomfortable. Parody or not, this is an exercise in bad judgment, which is rather abhorrent.
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Male 148
while this is probably a parody, the last church I went to (atheist here, went there to help for a food drive) had people who thought in this manner.

Well there goes my good morning. Damnit IAB.

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Male 10
Being an anti-religious atheist as I am, I am confronted with this situation quite often.

I do not expect anybody here to listen to me, agree with me, and I fully expect each and every one of you to tell me I`m wrong.

This is a joke, and a pretty funny one at that. Everybody on there is probably as cynical as myself, and they`re playing devils advocate in order to make fun of beliefs that some people actually have.

"You`re trying to tell me that they made 411,296 posts, to be funny? I don`t buy it."

How many posts have been made here on IAB? Or how about Cracked.com?
Those are all posts meant to reply to something funny, shocking, etc.
And if you`ll notice, some people on there have 5000+ posts of their own. The site seems pretty popular.

It isn`t meant to be a joke, its meant to be funny for the people that participate and the people that understand what it is that is going on.

Seriously, relax. Even though some people on there I`m sure are serious, most ar

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Male 2,690
WTF...just...WTF.
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Female 723
I have no words for this. Coffee- Agreed.
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Male 493
What the hell.

What will it take to make people realize that millenia-old moral codes like these really have no place in a modern, civil society.

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Female 1,604
I believe it is poo too, but bad thing is you know there are people out there that do think that way.. ugh
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Male 10
You know.... I really haven`t gotten into the habit of posting much on here yet. But, that`s really drated up right there.
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Male 3,842
Yes, it is a parody, but the scariest thing is how many people are on there that don`t realize it is a joke, like the person who tried to explain to them that pressing charges against a rapist is the right thing to do. He (I assume "Old Iron Crotch" is a he) doesn`t seem to think it`s a joke. If it is a joke, not funny. Rape is never funny. Blaming the victim is never funny, and mocking people who would blame the victim in real life (and there are many who do) doesn`t make it funny since look how many people don`t realize it`s a joke.
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Female 331
I am saying that you only need each person to make 1-2 posts, or to visit occasionally to yes, as people already mentioned stir up emotions. Patch, you seriously need to do your homework, it even says on their website that its FICTION. go to the terms of service link at the bottom of the page, and on the bottom of the terms of service it says NOTE: MOUSE OVER FOR SPOILER..where it says its fiction. I`m not saying there aren`t Christian fundies out there, just don`t believe everything you see on the internet.
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Male 138
>_< The funny thing is, the bible is okay with you not marrying the rapist. If it was rape, you dont have to marry the rapist. by that logic, Mary and God shouldve gotten hitch. friggin retards. *smashes screen*
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Female 1,008
Look, you`ve been given the articles. You can choose to believe it`s real if you really want to, but I`m telling you Landover is as much a church as The Onion is a reliable news source.

http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa....

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Male 4,745
You`re trying to tell me that they made 411,296 posts, to be funny? I don`t buy it.

Go to the site. All of those posts are there and some of the discussions go on for pages.

If it is satirical, then they must have spent years setting it up for one funny joke.

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Female 1,652
Very very weird.
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Female 1,008
Sarah,
I agree that some people really believe in this poo. The reason I`m telling you all to calm the drat down, is because some people are talking about spamming the site. The Landover Baptist Church is SUPPOSED to inspire rage and disgust. It`s MEANT to expose the beliefs of the sick bastards that are American Christian fundies.
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Female 331
Erm...I understand that wiki isn`t the best source of info, but yea that baptist church is a PARODY
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Ba...
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Female 291
Honestly, its NOT a womans fault for being raped. Regardless if this is someones idea of a joke this is disgusting.

As a victim myself I am pissed off.

This website needs to burn

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Male 4,745
Here is there forum:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

Dig in and read away, if you can stomach it.

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Male 48
Smug college kid now sharing pizza. We refuse to be victims!
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Male 4,745
It`s not satirical. They currently have: 27,623 threads, 411,296 posts and 14,591 members.
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Female 265
Why did I read that?

Now I`m just angry. Even if it is a spoof, it just doesn`t sit right. Maybe it`s because I`ve worked closely with a lot of rape survivors... :/

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Female 3,562
Coffee, it really doesn`t matter. There are entire countries whose culture revolves around this belief. There are culture where they believe that girls who have been raped should commit suicide, otherwise they are bringing shame to their family and are punished for NOT committing suicide.
It doesn`t matter if this was satire, it doesn`t make it less true in the real world. Goddamn, sometimes I really hate the human race.
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Male 4,745
It is the correct link. I can`t find the exact post because the search is disabled if you are not registered. But The link I posted is the same topic and it goes on for four pages. Talitha makes appearances through out many of the topics.

Not only do they put down non-believers, they also attack Christians for not being "Godly enough".

It`s some of the worst crap I`ve ever read in my life. Welcome to the dark ages folks...

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Female 3,562
Dammit, I really don`t care how insane your religious beliefs are, but forcing them on others should be a crime in and of itself. She doesn`t want to marry her rapist, that`s her own goddamn business. I feel sorry for the girl just for having to be around insane people like him.
And I love his backwards logic that wouldn`t work for any other situation. Apparently, it`s OK to sin, because the person who tempted you to sin is the actual sinner. It`s like saying murderers are innocent because the person wanted to be murdered.
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Female 1,008
Guys, chill out. The Landover Baptist Church is satyrical. If any of you visited it in 2008 all the ads in the side bars were Obama supporters.
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Male 90
this is just tooo insane.. if its the right link patchouly has given us, we should spam their servers down (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthre... seriosly it baffles me how religion seem to undermine women.
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Male 48
Smug college kid now sharing pizza. We refuse to be victims!
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Female 291
Disgusting.

I really hope this is a god damn joke.

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Male 4,745
This is real. Here is another discussion about the same thing, by the same people:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...

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Male 48
The guy next door just brought home a Joe`s Pizza, I can smell it. I`m going to have to go over and strong-arm some lunch.
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Male 1,406
Oh insane people, you never cease to humor us.
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Male 7,813
i really hope this a joke of some kind. this is really one of the only times i actually support abortion.
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Male 186
Smug college kids making fun of religion. How new and fresh!!!
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Male 10,440
[quote] LOL i got banned for saying its a spoof website and people should hack it. GG. it didnt even last like 5 minutes. [/quote]

If you were banned, how could you have said that?

Unless someone wrote that for you.

... Well, you deserve to be banned.

Christians like you are deplorable.

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Male 395
This is in reference to Deuteronomy 22:28-29

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

Next time some bible-thumper gives you an earfull about moral relativism, just mention this passage to them because it exemplifies the bankruptcy of objective morality.

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Female 999
I hope that guy gets raped. By an elephant. Even if it is a spoof. Just cause he looks creepy.

I agree The Jester. Damn.

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Female 3,828
This cant be real.
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Male 29
I love that site. It simply makes so much sense. The Bible is clearly true because God said it was true.
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Male 1,815
This didn`t look even remotely real
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Female 20
LOL i got banned for saying its a spoof website and people should hack it. GG. it didnt even last like 5 minutes.
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Female 986
......Goodness gracious.
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Female 20
Yep its a joke. it really should be taken down or posted saying this was a joke... Someone hack thier website .. they really do deserve it for the crap and way they make christians look.
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Male 256
im too tired to see if the site is an obvious joke but im hoping you`re right
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Male 17,512
"Rissarose is right. It`s a spoof site."

I was about to look this place up and raise holy hell! Thankfully it`s fake.

Sounded like something straight out of radical islam, Not Christians.

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Male 27
what is this?
lets take poo off 4chan day?
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Female 1,283
And I took this so seriously >.>
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Male 535
This is Landover. Landover thinks that it`s absolutely hilarious to maintain a website that unsuspecting people would actually think is run by Christians. This is all fake, and to these people it`s just a big game.

The worst part is that their actions actually fool some people - as is evidenced here - and continue to propagate the myth that all Christians are close minded, judgemental, self-righteous, egotistical non-nice individuals, when in reality those number very few in comparison.

It`s quite possible that many people that you know are Christian, but you don`t even know it - they just act a little different - and guess what - they`re doing it right - forcible conversion is not the goal, nor is this tepid filth.

Pathetic.

Ok, that`s enough of that rant.

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Male 3,014
"To anyone who hasn`t already figured it out, the website is a spoof; kind of like The Onion. From what I gathered, it was created by Atheists to mock Christians."

That makes me feel a little better, but not much. For a parody, it sure is chilling.

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Male 91
this is why people dislike christians...
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Female 1,545
I was horrified for a few minutes, until I browsed the site a little more. Rissarose is right. It`s a spoof site.

My horror-levels have subsided significantly since then.

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Male 661
This really frightened me. Really did. It scares me that almost nobody realizes that this is a satire, and that must mean that zealots like those really exist, and in sufficient numbers to be well known.

That`s the horrific beauty of this, it`s so obviously a satire, and yet people like this really do exist out there. The humor of the joke is far overshadowed by the horror of the reality...

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Male 1,931
Oh religion. You never cease to appall.
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Female 169
this is so fake lmao.
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Male 14,331
Next time brother percy is offered the Kool Aid he should drink it.
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Male 131
They`re eaten up with the Jesus! Too much Jesus, just like aspartame in diet coke, can eat holes in your brain. Everything in moderation- except God, right? LOL
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Female 1,283
Oh, now as a future officer of the law. Lock that sumbitch up for rape.

Though, I`m against the whole abortion thing >.>
Hey...why doesn`t the Gov. help (screw it, the politicians can pay for it themselves) pay for these kiddos instead of wasting 500 million dropping a smart bomb on 4 guys and a camel?

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Female 109
To anyone who hasn`t already figured it out, the website is a spoof; kind of like The Onion. From what I gathered, it was created by Atheists to mock Christians.
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Male 970
wtf is this?
and he cut out the best parts:
"Is the potential husband refusing to pay the 50 Shekels? If so, it`s a job for her father and her brothers."
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Female 1,283
The moment I saw TM on "Christian", I don`t even believe them to be real Christians. Uhg, that just sickens me!
...Can`t...look...away...from the accursed TM mark!!! >-(
...I still can`t believe this. They`re just blatantly judging her.
Kids, this is how zealots come into the world. You let them do one thing without correcting them, then it gets outta control.

Something also seems wrong with the scripture. It`s King James, so the speech is archaic, lemme check on my new, English version :D
Ah...there we go:
Deuteronomy 22.28-29:
"Suppose a woman isn`t engaged to be married, and a man talks her into sleeping with him. If they are caught, they will be forced to get married. He must give her father fifty pieces of silver as a bride-price and can never divorce her."

Lulz, Jesus said to catch the fools who butcher scripture and show how foolish they sound.

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Male 660
The original forum

It gets crazier

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Male 3,327
"they must be muslin." 1) It`s Muslim, not Muslin. 2) Did you bother to read it? It says "True Christian (TM)" several times. Same God, yes. Different religion, however.
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Male 566
Wow wtf, it almost makes me wish there was a hell, so all those posters could burn in it.
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Male 3,327
OMG! I can`t believe that anyone--ANYONE--would believe in their hearts that a girl should marry the person who raped her. I can kind of understand the whole "abortion is murder" mentality that would lead them to convince the girl that she should keep the baby, but not pressing charges, and then marrying the rapist is out of the question. No means no, regardless of what was happening, how she was dressed, or how she acted at the time. Also, the automatic assumption that she was dressed like a prostitute makes me believe he didn`t get a letter from someone, but that he raped someone, and now she won`t marry him.
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Male 504
Not Muslim either they are baptist. Baptist are crazy wackos in the south especially the ones from Georgia.
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Male 504
Holy drating poo this a 150 page forum discussion. Go to kimkio`s link.
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Male 2,049
they must be muslin.
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Male 480
Unfortunately, there is scripture to support his claim. The fact that these people still see fit to apply these ancient texts to modern society is incredibly disturbing.
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Female 9,558
I feel like punching someone in the face.
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Male 661
almost had me, very friggen close
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Male 49
I actually went to school with a guy who actually said the same thing as brother Percy in his last post
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Male 18
Pretty obviously trolling.
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Female 109
PLEASE tell me that website is a joke. PLEASE.
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Female 8
Damn, this is really making me sick
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Male 28
Classic stuff from these guys. They like to find Bible quotes and apply them to modern society. Just shows how out of date Christianity is - nay all religion probably
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Male 199
SHHHHHHHHHHIIIII- this is real too. DAYM ide rather be damned for eternity in the burning pits of G.W Bush than spend the after life with this lot of Dicks
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Female 833
drat the dratting drat? you mean people actually read leviticus and deuteronomy still? and take it SERIOUSLY?!
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Male 18
WOW.....Just .....WOW
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Female 877
and this is the site btw
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Female 877
whoa! what a horny ass mother drater ignorant jerk! i can`t believe that there`s people like this! i bet he drooled all over his keyboard as he wrote this. Hey ASS! If you can`t handle living without sex, then don`t blame & punish other people for this poo! drat!

uhh i so want to beat him (and that old horny milf slut) up with a chain! grrrr!!

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Male 73
Hold ctrl and scroll to see
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Female 25
wow.
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Male 478
they`re christians.... what else to you expect?
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Female 3
This is disgusting . If any one thinks people ask to be raped and should marry there rapist there messed up in the head.
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Female 472
Link: Young People Today Have NO Morals [Pic] [Rate Link] - And the girl wants to press charges?
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