Worst Kid`s Toy Make-Up Kit Ever Made [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Unless you"re raising your daughter to be a Vegas showgirl or take a stab at the lucrative career of crack whore.
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Female 125
I think I sense a bump-it.
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Male 58
Is it wrong that I have a boner now?
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Male 66
you can be a whore and ugly! haha win
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Male 54
i mean...
its just facepaint ..


....nvm..

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Female 36
o_____________________e
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Female 4,028
Ew, that`s disgusting. Kid or not.
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Male 999
repost but eww that poo is scary
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Male 703
maybe just ugliest kid would suffice
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Female 1,048
OMG - what the heck is that?? Did she steal mommy`s going out wig as well??
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Female 340
wow. they got the eyebrow pencil and everything. that is sick.
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Female 3,598
AHHHHH!!! BURN IT!!!

that little girl is SCARY lookin.

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Male 894
and people wonder what makes todays youth so promiscuous... it starts before you could even imagine it could
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Male 13
what the hell is that thing?
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Female 38
that`s horrifying
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Male 5,189
ZOMG
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Female 101
Wow if you buy this for your little girl you are also buying her a one way ticket to whoreville
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Female 3,828
i got a make up kit like this once when i was little. i was so excited to play with it! but my mom hid it from me :O guess she figured id make a mess and it was stupid. i was only about 6
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Male 121
She looks like amy winehouse!
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Male 355
its a hooker kit
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Male 3,619
*easy (turned) on
*easy (getting clothes) off
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Male 2,309
RALMFAO. Oversexualizing kids makes me laugh.
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Female 708
Oh my lord! *mortified*
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Male 1,557
Rocky Horror Makeup Kit.
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Male 59
Pretty Princess make up kit. "Look like mommy in no time, beauty mark sold separately."
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Male 13,630
Looks like a ``Amy winehouse`` dress up kit
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Female 5,222
hooker princess
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Male 518
repost
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Female 267
LOL Let me guess? Made in China?
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Female 439
She looks like a hooker.
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Male 20
look tammy faye at 13
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Male 156
Eww
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Male 2,579
CHICOMIMI I was just about to suggest Jersey Shore! It`s spot on.
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Male 720
Heh heh heh
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Male 420
Easy-on eh?? i have a feeling they`re not talking about the makeup there...
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Female 173
They`ll be transformed into the starlet of the street corner.
Huzzahh.
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Female 855
She can alwaysbe on the show "Toddlers and Tiaras"
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Female 854
Looks like Snooki!
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Female 1,199
O_o More like the three ugly step sisters make-up kit...
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Female 372
What`s with the mole? xD
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Male 2,004
@rick, how do you know its not
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Female 290
I tried this stuff and my father kicked me out. DX
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Male 3,332
It could be worse. It could be a little boy on the product.
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Male 2,868
Look, mommy, I`m a whore just like you!
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Male 1,550
How bout Ugly Hooker instead?
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Female 189
I think it`s just the random black lines that make it a WTF
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Male 3,819
Things like this make me wish make-up was never invented. It`s pretty sad that girls have to put a fake face on just to feel attractive in the first place. The fact that lots of them are really bad at it and go overboard like this is a real shame.
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Female 838
When I think of princess makeup I think pink and sparkles, not hooker blue eye shadow with black eyeliner.
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Male 7,378
This would only be better if it came with a strippers pole.
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Female 1,401
HORRAYY!! Prosti-tots!
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Female 364
I might have nightmares.
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Female 202
She looks like a chola hahaha
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Male 575
I still don`t get what the fuzz is all about. It`s just fake make-up for little girls so they can pretend to be grown-ups. There`s no reason to be shocked. I think ...
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Female 9,572
Thank God I was a major tomboy growing up.
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Male 76
Easy on, Easy off... the make-up or her clothes?
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Female 134
D:
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Female 109
I`m so gonna get that sh*t. :D
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Male 601
ugh, my god...
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Female 204
lmao i know what to get my sister for her birthday
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Male 2,229
what the f*ck is that!
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Female 57
"At least we know now that it IS tested on animals."

lol

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Male 493
Sweet baby Jesus that is terrifying.

I had to double check to make sure it said "starlet makeup kit" and not "harlot makeup kit"

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Female 10
LMFAOOOO @mr hym
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Male 208
No, I wouldn`t say it`s an "easy-on". Almost impossible, actually. Getting it off is even harder.

I don`t think getting off is going to be her problem.

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Female 36
why doesn`t it include the set of fake comedy teeth that it shows in the picture?! :( false advertising!!!
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Male 2,004
kill it! kill it with fire!
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Female 1,395
This seems to be for little boys who want to grow up to be drag queens =) bless them.
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Male 1,351
No, I wouldn`t say it`s an "easy-on". Almost impossible, actually. Getting it off is even harder.
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Male 26
she looks like uncle leo,hey i dont think i like her demeanor (seinfeld ref.)
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Female 2,672
lol
"$10 sucki sucki, i love u looong time"
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Female 1,652
What`s with the Madonna teeth and Coco Chandelier eyebrows? Not to mention the Mimi eyeshadow.
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Male 21
At least we know now that it IS tested on animals.
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Female 57
Oh the eyebrows...
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Female 1,798
LMAO @ buxco!! :) :)
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Male 6,693
Looks like Mimi from The Drew Carry Show as a child.
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Male 25,416
wow, very inappropriate!
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Male 976
>>All the make up in the world can`t fix that gap tooth...<<

True, Opie. But from all the money she can make from whoring, she`ll be able to easily afford the dental work.

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Male 7,833
the picked an ugly child and turned her into a whore. good job society.
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Female 1,329
What does the Ugly Princess kit look like?
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Female 121
This probably wouldn`t look so bad if the little girl`s dental hygiene was in order. As it stands, it looks like she`s wearing Billy Bob teeth and therefore not boosting the sales of this product.
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Male 795
Yikes! More like Not-So-Pretty princess...
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Male 496
What can I get for half a cookie?
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Female 15,763
All the make up in the world can`t fix that gap tooth...
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Male 88
Whore start up kit.
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Male 306
LMFAO!!!....Dramaeco..that was hilarious!!!
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Female 1,112
This must be the DIY kit for little girls to dress up like their favorite Bratz doll. By the way, if you let your kids play with those things, you should post your own pic on IAB as "Parent of the Year 2010".
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Male 298
as Stewie Griffin said " that`s the first step to a semen-stained death in the basement".
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Male 976
To quote Peter Griffin:

"You`re a WHORE! Why don`t you wear your WHORE makeup you WHORE!

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Male 608
0_o
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Female 168
Does anyone know where this is sold?
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Male 1,793
thankfully it is easy on, easy off...
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Male 590
I think someone had their makeup gun set to whore
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Female 3,574
GWAH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Male 305
Even if you wanna market "whore" make up to little kids, why would you use a horse as your model?
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Male 9,305
The theme song to "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" was playing in my head when I looked at this.
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Female 459
Complete with crackwhore mole!
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Female 831
reminds me of that Maria Bamford joke... something like, "I just slap on some blue eyeshadow and HEAD OUT."
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Male 575
?
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Male 486
Eww... look at that mole!
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Male 14,331
EEEEKKK!! Looks like a mini Amy Whinehouse.
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Male 20,916
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