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Date: 01/13/10 12:05 PM

100 Responses to Worst Kid`s Toy Make-Up Kit Ever Made [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Link: Worst Kid`s Toy Make-Up Kit Ever Made - Unless you`re raising your daughter to be a Vegas showgirl or take a stab at the lucrative career of crack whore.
  2. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    EEEEKKK!! Looks like a mini Amy Whinehouse.
  3. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Eww... look at that mole!
  4. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    ?
  5. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    reminds me of that Maria Bamford joke... something like, "I just slap on some blue eyeshadow and HEAD OUT."
  6. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Complete with crackwhore mole!
  7. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    The theme song to "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" was playing in my head when I looked at this.
  8. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Even if you wanna market "whore" make up to little kids, why would you use a horse as your model?
  9. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    GWAH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
  10. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    I think someone had their makeup gun set to whore
  11. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    thankfully it is easy on, easy off...
  12. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
    168 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Does anyone know where this is sold?
  13. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    0_o
  14. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    To quote Peter Griffin:

    "You`re a WHORE! Why don`t you wear your WHORE makeup you WHORE!

  15. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    as Stewie Griffin said " that`s the first step to a semen-stained death in the basement".
  16. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    This must be the DIY kit for little girls to dress up like their favorite Bratz doll. By the way, if you let your kids play with those things, you should post your own pic on IAB as "Parent of the Year 2010".
  17. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    LMFAO!!!....Dramaeco..that was hilarious!!!
  18. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Whore start up kit.
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    All the make up in the world can`t fix that gap tooth...
  20. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    What can I get for half a cookie?
  21. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Yikes! More like Not-So-Pretty princess...
  22. Profile photo of GothPirate
    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    This probably wouldn`t look so bad if the little girl`s dental hygiene was in order. As it stands, it looks like she`s wearing Billy Bob teeth and therefore not boosting the sales of this product.
  23. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1215 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    What does the Ugly Princess kit look like?
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    the picked an ugly child and turned her into a whore. good job society.
  25. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    >>All the make up in the world can`t fix that gap tooth...<<

    True, Opie. But from all the money she can make from whoring, she`ll be able to easily afford the dental work.

  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    wow, very inappropriate!
  27. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Looks like Mimi from The Drew Carry Show as a child.
  28. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    LMAO @ buxco!! :) :)
  29. Profile photo of LaciAnn
    LaciAnn Female 18-29
    57 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Oh the eyebrows...
  30. Profile photo of hitownghost
    hitownghost Male 18-29
    21 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    At least we know now that it IS tested on animals.
  31. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    What`s with the Madonna teeth and Coco Chandelier eyebrows? Not to mention the Mimi eyeshadow.
  32. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    lol
    "$10 sucki sucki, i love u looong time"
  33. Profile photo of tattoooedlex
    tattoooedlex Male 30-39
    26 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    she looks like uncle leo,hey i dont think i like her demeanor (seinfeld ref.)
  34. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    No, I wouldn`t say it`s an "easy-on". Almost impossible, actually. Getting it off is even harder.
  35. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    This seems to be for little boys who want to grow up to be drag queens =) bless them.
  36. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    kill it! kill it with fire!
  37. Profile photo of jonsey403
    jonsey403 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    why doesn`t it include the set of fake comedy teeth that it shows in the picture?! :( false advertising!!!
  38. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    No, I wouldn`t say it`s an "easy-on". Almost impossible, actually. Getting it off is even harder.

    I don`t think getting off is going to be her problem.

  39. Profile photo of wat_the_fail
    wat_the_fail Female 13-17
    10 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    LMFAOOOO @mr hym
  40. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Sweet baby Jesus that is terrifying.

    I had to double check to make sure it said "starlet makeup kit" and not "harlot makeup kit"

  41. Profile photo of LaciAnn
    LaciAnn Female 18-29
    57 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    "At least we know now that it IS tested on animals."

    lol

  42. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    what the f*ck is that!
  43. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    lmao i know what to get my sister for her birthday
  44. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    ugh, my god...
  45. Profile photo of sk8punk770
    sk8punk770 Female 13-17
    109 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    I`m so gonna get that sh*t. :D
  46. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    D:
  47. Profile photo of FadGadget
    FadGadget Male 18-29
    76 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Easy on, Easy off... the make-up or her clothes?
  48. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Thank God I was a major tomboy growing up.
  49. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    I still don`t get what the fuzz is all about. It`s just fake make-up for little girls so they can pretend to be grown-ups. There`s no reason to be shocked. I think ...
  50. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    She looks like a chola hahaha
  51. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    I might have nightmares.
  52. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    HORRAYY!! Prosti-tots!
  53. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    This would only be better if it came with a strippers pole.
  54. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    When I think of princess makeup I think pink and sparkles, not hooker blue eye shadow with black eyeliner.
  55. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Things like this make me wish make-up was never invented. It`s pretty sad that girls have to put a fake face on just to feel attractive in the first place. The fact that lots of them are really bad at it and go overboard like this is a real shame.
  56. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    I think it`s just the random black lines that make it a WTF
  57. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    How bout Ugly Hooker instead?
  58. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Look, mommy, I`m a whore just like you!
  59. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    It could be worse. It could be a little boy on the product.
  60. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    I tried this stuff and my father kicked me out. DX
  61. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    @rick, how do you know its not
  62. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    What`s with the mole? xD
  63. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    O_o More like the three ugly step sisters make-up kit...
  64. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Looks like Snooki!
  65. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    She can alwaysbe on the show "Toddlers and Tiaras"
  66. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    They`ll be transformed into the starlet of the street corner.
    Huzzahh.
  67. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Easy-on eh?? i have a feeling they`re not talking about the makeup there...
  68. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    Heh heh heh
  69. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    CHICOMIMI I was just about to suggest Jersey Shore! It`s spot on.
  70. Profile photo of yayforme
    yayforme Male 18-29
    156 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Eww
  71. Profile photo of con5150
    con5150 Male 30-39
    20 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    look tammy faye at 13
  72. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    She looks like a hooker.
  73. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    LOL Let me guess? Made in China?
  74. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    repost
  75. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    hooker princess
  76. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    Looks like a ``Amy winehouse`` dress up kit
  77. Profile photo of nick9399
    nick9399 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:24 am
    Pretty Princess make up kit. "Look like mommy in no time, beauty mark sold separately."
  78. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:26 am
    Rocky Horror Makeup Kit.
  79. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:42 am
    Oh my lord! *mortified*
  80. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:53 am
    RALMFAO. Oversexualizing kids makes me laugh.
  81. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:43 am
    *easy (turned) on
    *easy (getting clothes) off
  82. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:00 am
    its a hooker kit
  83. Profile photo of meowmixx419
    meowmixx419 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:00 am
    She looks like amy winehouse!
  84. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:33 am
    i got a make up kit like this once when i was little. i was so excited to play with it! but my mom hid it from me :O guess she figured id make a mess and it was stupid. i was only about 6
  85. Profile photo of nikki8696
    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Wow if you buy this for your little girl you are also buying her a one way ticket to whoreville
  86. Profile photo of redink55
    redink55 Female 18-29
    38 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    that`s horrifying
  87. Profile photo of big64
    big64 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    what the hell is that thing?
  88. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    and people wonder what makes todays youth so promiscuous... it starts before you could even imagine it could
  89. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    AHHHHH!!! BURN IT!!!

    that little girl is SCARY lookin.

  90. Profile photo of Moodyblues
    Moodyblues Female 18-29
    340 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    wow. they got the eyebrow pencil and everything. that is sick.
  91. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    OMG - what the heck is that?? Did she steal mommy`s going out wig as well??
  92. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    maybe just ugliest kid would suffice
  93. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    repost but eww that poo is scary
  94. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 12:41 am
    Ew, that`s disgusting. Kid or not.
  95. Profile photo of KimmieFlavor
    KimmieFlavor Female 70 & Over
    36 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    o_____________________e
  96. Profile photo of JRuu
    JRuu Male 18-29
    54 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    i mean...
    its just facepaint ..


    ....nvm..

  97. Profile photo of itisteddy
    itisteddy Male 18-29
    66 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    you can be a whore and ugly! haha win
  98. Profile photo of HitlerRulz
    HitlerRulz Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Is it wrong that I have a boner now?
  99. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    January 30, 2010 at 12:23 am
    I think I sense a bump-it.

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