Woman Is Afraid Of Balloons

Submitted by: caiophox 7 years ago Funny

And the Goodyear blimp!
There are 82 comments:
Male 78
berenice is right slap that bitch and stop begging for attention
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Female 536
I`d put her in room FULL of balloons and slap the sh*t out of her until she stopped screaming and started playing with them.
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Male 610
this is just improbable. a balloon can pop in your eye and it won`t even hurt that much.

i have an idea. take her up to the top of a tall building, and slowly start to push her off. the only way she can save herself is to go inside a hot air balloon. brilliant.

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Male 784
@LazyMe484
There is a weirder one: People being afraid of confessing to crimes they haven`t committed...

Stranger than paradise...

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Male 177
my gf is actually mildly afraid of balloons. Not to this level of course but I can make her run from me if I have one. My gf is black too... maybe its a black thing?
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Male 89
just thinking, exposure is a real type of therapy. Although I hardly think this is therapy more like "dude I heard a chick scared of balloons, lets get her on fill the episodes with balloons, ratings and some laughs baby" This could give her anouther phobia of like maury or tv. just as dumb, just as funny
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Male 10,440
That is the most ridiculous phobia I`ve ever heard of.
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Male 89
she should run our country, nay the world.
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Male 2,737
I`m like that with the IRS.
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Male 256
That is such a crock. The only thing she`s afraid of is not getting attention.
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Female 128
That was EVIL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
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Female 236
Poor woman...
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Male 923
I LOVE how everybody laughs. That`s the best part.
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Female 169
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Male 193
what a dick-move by maury.
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Female 2
Monday, February 1, 2010 9:06:24 AM
I thought it was terrible, but when Maury yelled "DON`T GO BACK THERE" I started laughing like a lunatic. I`m probably going to hell for that one.


I too, started laughing like a maniac... See you in hell.(:

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Male 36
smartiesxoxo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
20 Posts Monday, February 1, 2010 7:27:23 AM
Maury you`re an non-nice individual and I hope that you get whats coming to you. How could you do that to someone? I hope you can`t sleep at night because of the way you have used people just to try and get ratings on your show. You are no better than Jerry at least all his shows are staged, you make fools of people who genuinely have a problem and need help.

It`s actually a type of therapy what he does. exposing her to the overwhelming presence of them all. He surely could of done a better job of it i will agree with you on that and there is a large attempt to give viewers an idea of untamed reaction to balloons. But the initial shock could very well increase the chances of her handling the post therapy better, depending on how they conduct it.

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Male 510
gary cole`s going to use their fears to rape the poo out of them ;-)
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Male 10
lookout for the assassin swarm of balloons!!!
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Male 493
I thought it was terrible, but when Maury yelled "DON`T GO BACK THERE" I started laughing like a lunatic. I`m probably going to hell for that one.
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Female 36
Maury you`re an non-nice individual and I hope that you get whats coming to you. How could you do that to someone? I hope you can`t sleep at night because of the way you have used people just to try and get ratings on your show. You are no better than Jerry at least all his shows are staged, you make fools of people who genuinely have a problem and need help.
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Female 3,727
10 months? How often do you come across balloons on a daily basis? Maybe she WAS a balloon in her previous life...
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Female 3,727
I submitted this a really long time ago...

*sigh*

what`s new?

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Male 382
Strangely enough, after this was film, she was cured. In order to show she was cured she bit one of her grandchildren`s balloons and a piece lodged in her throat suffocating her.

Horrible tragedy.

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Male 2,514
I do agree that the woman needs help, but what Maury is doing isn`t helpin at all. Mocking someone on national television and having the audiance laugh in their face isn`t going to make her any less scared.

Maury. Just in case no one has told you lately...
YOU`RE AN IDIOT!

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Male 131
Seriously? What the hell could have made her developed that fear? Sat on a balloon and it popped when she was five? Come on, who hasn`t that happened to?
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Male 58
why in hell would they do that to her?
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Male 50
Lets all point and laugh at her, that`ll sort her out
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Female 956
This isn`t as freaky or hilarious as the woman on Jerry Springer who was majorly turned on by raw slabs of steak on her face.

As in, actual cow meat... I realize what my previous sentence sounded like...

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Female 27
I had a friend that`s afraid of balloons...not deathly afraid like her, but he`s afraid nonetheless.
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Male 557
hilarity ensues at 2:22
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Male 9,306
...guys this IS daytime TV in the USA...you realize that don`t you? O_o;
Who`s watching this? What`s the demographic?
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Male 4,014
I`d feel that way too if a ballon raped my brother.

I`m calling BS on ballon phobia. Me thinks the real issue is a need for attention...

"serious psychological issue???" What in the hell is serious about ballon-o-phobia???

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Male 2,486
"this is terrible like this makes me sick to my stomach that people could do this to a woman, sick drats, that man should die literally, literally, if this woman is scared to death of ballons, that man should be scared to death period. TO THE DEATH WITH HIM!"

Nope. They`re put on earth to give us many lols.

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Male 3,431
To me, clowns aren`t funny. In fact, they`re kind of scary. I`ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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Male 2,788
"this is terrible like this makes me sick to my stomach that people could do this to a woman, sick drats, that man should die literally, literally, if this woman is scared to death of ballons, that man should be scared to death period. TO THE DEATH WITH HIM!"


-snicker-

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Male 222
Woman is afraid of Jell-O! Woman is afraid of Balloons! Woman is afraid of cotton balls! Next on Maury...
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Male 250
this seems pretty sadstic for a show. here is a serious psychological issue that is actually crippling to someones life, and they haul her out for people to laugh at her.
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Male 2,506
Im scared of air. Everytime I see it, I run
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Male 101
this is terrible like this makes me sick to my stomach that people could do this to a woman, sick drats, that man should die literally, literally, if this woman is scared to death of ballons, that man should be scared to death period. TO THE DEATH WITH HIM!
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Male 1,646
i have very real fears of flyswatters and Hot Tamales. If i get anywhere near a flyswatter i run away and scream. And if i smell or see Hot Tamales, i get sick and start gagging.
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Male 1,646
i want to see the continuation of this!! where is the rest of the show? does anyone have a link!?!?
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Female 531
hmmmm. that`s kind of mean actually.
a fear is a fear. doing that to her isn`t gonna help. i feel kinda bad.
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Female 735
dont worry hazeofwar, im kind of afraid of grasshoppers too. they are mean and scary lookin.
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Male 19
Oooh, no don`t go back there, that`s worse!

ROFL ROFLRO ROFASMEOGKMASDLK

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Male 10
Is Maury show staged??? There is a lot of weird things that looks fake, sort of like Jerry Springer show but less exaggerated.
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Female 77
She agreed to be on Maury. It`s her own damn fault.
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Male 213
That`s probably the most unreasonable fear I`ve ever heard of. And this is coming from someone who is afraid of grasshoppers. The audience is cruel though.
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Female 4,028
My friend is afraid of balloons. Like, seriously. She`ll run away from them, too and freak out if one pops. She`s not at this extreme, but she is afraid of them.
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Male 3,314
I know she`s not laughing, and I think it`s real, but it sounds like she was laughing when she was running from the balloons. I honestly believe that people can be afraid of anything, so I have no doubt that there are people out there afraid of balloons, mustard, pickles, and what not.
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Female 125
Dude, this is so oldschool. I saw this when it was on tv.
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Female 336
Oh boy, I was getting really pissed to see her getting ambushed like that until Maury says, "There are people who think she`s faking it!"

Shame on the audience for laughing at her, though! :-/

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Male 5,314
i hate maury, all he ever has on his "show" are a bunch of idiots. the whole thing is drating fake and it pisses me off.
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Female 3,598
embryonic4
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1 Posts Sunday, January 31, 2010 2:35:55 PM
I shouldn`t laugh, but I live in Ohio, where all the blimps come from. This woman would never be able to go outside here, because the blimp is flying around all the time. When I saw this I couldn`t help but picture her fleeing in terror every time she goes outside!

umm... where in ohio do you live? cuz... i live in ohio and well, there aren`t blimps like, anywhere. ever. i may have seen like three blimps in all my time here. and how did we manage to get all the blimps? Do we ohioans have a blimp monopoly on the rest of the country? i`m not being sarcastic man, i am genuinely interested in the blimp population here in ohio.

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Male 15,510
I found WEIRD the people who is not afraid of Balloons
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Female 29
Go maury Keep her ass in the house another 10 months!!!! lol freaking funny
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Female 14
That was SOOOOO mean lol
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Male 117
>RoboDiablo
>They all float!

Bwahaha...win

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Male 3,014
Maury?

<clicks link>

Totally called it.

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Male 1,765
It`s Maury, it`s not real...
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Male 28
They all float!
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Female 73
My parrot is afraid of balloons, too. =o Weirdest thing.

They`re bein` pretty mean to these people, though. I feel bad for `em but at the same time why would they volunteer to come on this show.

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Male 108
Balloons float because of demons
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Male 223
Maybe she watched "It" too many times?
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Female 89
I knew this would be Maury.

@SaltyVarnish: This is sad but real.

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Female 474
they are so making fun of her but wow she has serious problems
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Male 7,378
fake
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Male 150
I DON`T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE BALOONZ!!!!
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Male 3
I shouldn`t laugh, but I live in Ohio, where all the blimps come from. This woman would never be able to go outside here, because the blimp is flying around all the time. When I saw this I couldn`t help but picture her fleeing in terror every time she goes outside!
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Male 848
Having watched the rest of this video I want to upgrade my "This man is so insensitive" to "This show is drating horrible; treating anybody like that is akin to torture"
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Male 678
feels like an onion parody to me......completely worthless.
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Male 107
Wasn`t Maury proved scripted and fake like, last year?
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Male 133
heartwarming
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Male 26
What the... Maury should be sued for duress.
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Female 252
Well she probably expects something like this to happen to her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vgi9z...
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Female 546
It wouldn`t be funny if YOU were exposed to your biggest fear, rational or irrational.
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Male 848
That man is so insensitive.
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Male 373
watching this while listening to system of a down was pretty interesting
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Male 25,416
Thats sad! scary, but if she dies by a balloon! that would be horrible for all the people that mocked her!
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Male 608
Ya know, in the end she will prob be killed by a balloon!
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Female 1,190
haha im always afraid that theyll pop but im not too concerned about their floating XD
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Male 62
Link: Woman Is Afraid Of Balloons [Rate Link] - And the Goodyear blimp!
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