Whales, Not The Dicks We Thought They Were [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Science

"High five, bro."
There are 61 comments:
Male 2,748
big dude little dude high five, i got yo back bro. haha
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Male 78
that woulda been an experience
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Male 35
Was he trained or was this just a lucky shot?
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Male 2,159
The absolute pinnacle of awesomeness. If only the diver`s arms were a bit longer.

Wait... why did you think whales were dicks?

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Male 2,220
Either they`ve cheated the perspective a bit or that is a seriously big humpie.

Either way cool photo. Lucky freediver!

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Male 1,371
High five for marine biology!
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Male 999
unless it was a sperm whale!
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Male 1,351
Looks like a massive penguin, especially with the coloring.
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Male 1,043
Only 1 person on the earth gets such a moment..:O
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Female 833
@thinmint: I prefer the bowl of petunias myself.
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Female 1,963
I don`t think I could be that close to any living creature that huge without pissing myself. Even if I knew it wasn`t going to eat me.
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Female 6
@Gexxo- Try reading the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. It gives insight to such things.
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Female 32
naawwwwww
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Male 8,302
> number696969
> Whales ARE dicks. I lent my mountain bike to one and it came back rusty and the wheels were buckled. Never again.

I guess that cinches this argument. You win. And thanks for the heads-up, just in time; a whale came to my door wanting to borrow MY mountain bike just minutes after I read your comment and I was pre-warned so I said no.

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Male 703
hes trying to pimp slap him not give him a 5er
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Male 46
Looks like Doc Shamu is about to slap a bitch...
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Male 672
I wonder if we are to whales what spiders are to us, creepy little things that we obviously can squash easily, and yet some can kill us in an instant. I wonder about the mind of a whale.
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Male 258
Whales ARE dicks. I lent my mountain bike to one and it came back rusty and the wheels were buckled. Never again.
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Male 150
lol i reckon whales are more scared than us than what we would be
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Female 365
?
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Female 37
@kittencereal: LOVE that comment !!! that guy probably would get bitchslapped into another ocean !!!
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Male 128
The picture is absolutely spectacular. Great find...
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Female 956
Little did he know that Mr.Whale was about to give him a lesson on what real bitch slapping is...
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Female 4,028
I would be so nervous if I were that guy. Amazing picture though.
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Male 13
yea great pic
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Male 670
[quote]Like saying "I`ve always had a soft spot for one of the other things with hair" when talking about your brother.[/quote]

Actually, it`s more of a "I`ve always liked one of the other mammals."
Well, unless you consider your brother to be another species.

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Female 864
What a great pic .
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Male 8,302
Was watching Animal Planet Humpbacks special yesterday. Apparently, the pod herds herring into a central point, then they all dive and follow each other up in a spiral pattern, blowing bubbles, which creates a wall of air the herring can`t get through. The whales shoot upward then and get a massive feed. Awesome stuff.


[quote]"Oooh look at all the pretty bubbles!"
"Bubbles schmubbles... I gotta bad feeling about this..."[/quote]

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Female 3,598
I never thought whales were dicks :(
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Female 1,401
thats seriously cool lookin. i wanna swim with whales
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Male 23
I love to think this wasnt PS
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Male 17
some of my best friends are whales.
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Male 108
They just have bad depth perception. He was trying to punch the scuba diver.
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Female 519
AWESOME :D
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Female 1,386
Oh sure... they don`t eat people, but I bet that tail could punt you out of the water pretty easy if you annoyed it. I`ll stay in the boat, thanks.
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Female 9,402
Nice.
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Female 346
When he says dick, I`m pretty sure he was making a refrence to "Moby Dick" people.
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Female 1,604
never thought of a whale as a dick what an odd caption to use.
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Female 169
Since when are whales "dicks" ?
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Female 342
This is soooo cool. I would love to do something like this.
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Male 928
I think I would piss myself with fear.
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Male 848
That fact makes defining Whales by their sentience somewhat ridiculous.

Like saying "I`ve always had a soft spot for one of the other things with hair" when talking about your brother.

It`s an awkward phrase. Because it is an awkward phrase I was led to believe StarDagger meant `sentient` to mean `sef aware` or `intelligent enough to be classed as intelligent` that seems to be growing in popularity.

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Male 848
The sentience debate:
I wasn`t very clear with my point.

Correct, Whales are included in that definition of sentience.
So is everything with a nervous system.

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Male 25,416
HIgh 5 indeed!
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Male 48
@tainteddeity;
Sentient - A lifeform with the capability to feel sensation, such as pain; thus most beings are sentients; Conscious or aware; Experiencing sensation or feeling. Whales are included in this classification. He is obviously smarter than you.
@StarDagger; you were right in your statement.
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Female 1,077
that`s really cute!
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Male 7,585
ocean five
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Female 4,376
Cute whale ^.^
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Male 670
[quote]I mean, either way you are wrong.[/quote]

Correct me if I`m wrong, but "one of the other sentient species" also includes whales by your definition.

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Male 848
@StarDagger:
Sentience means they ability to perceive or sense subjectively which means the majority of animals are sentient...

If you mean self aware or something similar then you must know something biologists don`t.

I mean, either way you are wrong.

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Male 1,190
I have always had the highest regard for one of the other sentient species on earth.
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Female 15,763
"...are you serious? uhhh no, it`s not, dude. The surface of the water is upward. wtf."

How do you know Moses wasn`t there, splitting water and stuff? HMM? HMMMMM!?

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Male 1,625
One high five does not redeem your kind...
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Male 15,510
`shopped, the shadows are all wrong
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Male 2,506
Whales were never dicks...
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Male 7
@ roithm ...are you serious? uhhh no, it`s not, dude. The surface of the water is upward. wtf.
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Male 372
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8p...

Whales are fantastic. Especially those from new zealand

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Male 44
Hmm pictures just turned sideways..
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Female 986
Little did he know that the Whale High-Five breaks the human scapula.
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Female 362
just keep swimming swimming swimming...
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Male 19,879
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