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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Link: Weirdest News Headline And Story Of 2009 - Yes, this is a serious story, but it`s also kinda... funny. It`s like a mock Onion news story. Midgets? C`mon!
  2. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Wow.....I never thought that I would ever read that sentence in my life
  3. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    honestly, i am not suprised by such a story. However, imagining seeing this happenin with my own eyes would be such a thrill. Jeez, just to see what Thelma and Louise really looked like for these midgets to approach them (most likely wearing their masks !) rofl
  4. Profile photo of melodelic
    melodelic Female 18-29
    94 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Err....
  5. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    they`re LITTLE PEOPLE! darn it!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    I still think the weirdest story is the heiress of the Johnson & Johnson company being engaged to Tila Tequila, having an adopted daughter, then dying of drug overdose.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Weirdest? No. The bestest? HELL YES.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I still think the weirdest story is the heiress of the Johnson & Johnson company being engaged to Tila Tequila, having an adopted daughter, then dying of drug overdose.

    Nah, crazy sh*t like that happens all the time in Hollywood. What a town! :D

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Espectrito II? Noooooo!!!
  10. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Its funny because its a real story! happened mid last year!
  11. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Wow I really really want to feel bad... but all I can do is ask, "wtf is going on?"
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    If you read the newspaper print...."Smothered by Headlocks".....Holy crap what a stinky way to go
  13. Profile photo of Elle1987
    Elle1987 Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    Yeah I remember this story.. Its a sad loss to midget wrestling...
  14. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    fake hookers? midgets?
  15. Profile photo of Nosedigger
    Nosedigger Male 13-17
    19 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    More stories as such and I would read the newspapers...
  16. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    omg I remember this! bahahaha
  17. Profile photo of phunknsoul
    phunknsoul Male 30-39
    86 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Are these the guys from the Feast movies? (for the 3 people out there that have seen Feast 1-3... then again, it`s thanks to imdb that I saw those movies thanks to the posting of the infamous baby tossing scene from Feast 3).
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Notice that the name of the gang suspected
    of orchestrating this crime is known as "The Leak" or "The Drops". How apropos for a group using hookers to kill.
  19. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Although it appears real, I`m surprised a genuine newspaper would use the word "midgets" when it is an insulting term. The preferred nomenclature is "little person" but I guess "midget wrestling" is what they call it.
  20. Profile photo of rblappliance
    rblappliance Male 13-17
    29 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Sounds like my nightares :0
  21. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Ohhh, I remember this! There`s a video of it on Youtube and everything.
  22. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    fake hookers are so mean
  23. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    It sounds like a bad dream.
  24. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    it is a real story, but old as hell.
  25. Profile photo of Random3
    Random3 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    WTF?! LOL
  26. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    Now if it had been the other way around, THAT would have been News.
  27. Profile photo of bravo01
    bravo01 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    yeah, i remember that story, la parkita and espectrito jr were celebrities in AAA wrestling hahahha and is kinda funny for some of us...
  28. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    "The preferred nomenclature is "little person"`

    no...it really isn`t. how belittling (pun intended) is the term `little person`. i think the preffered term is `dwarf` actually

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    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    yea bit strange
  30. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Ah yeah I heard about this... lol didn`t know they were wrestlers though :P
  31. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    "the preffered term is `dwarf` actually"

    there are serious differences between dwarfs and midgets... just fyi

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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    ""The preferred nomenclature is "little person"`

    no...it really isn`t. how belittling (pun intended) is the term `little person`. i think the preffered term is `dwarf` actually"


    i think the preffered term is tall, but you cant always get what you want

  33. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    The preferred term is whatever the individual person would like to be called.
  34. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Can`t trust hookers now days.
  35. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Hooker is a derogatory term I`m sure hookers prefer to be called prostitutes.
  36. Profile photo of Poy
    Poy Male 30-39
    90 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Of course you can still trust hookers. dont you read? those were fake hookers.
  37. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    ohhh I heard about this on the news... this was like months ago in Mexico... and aparently they werent really hookers ;) they even said it was the mafia LOL
  38. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    I reember reading this on the bus hahaha
  39. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    "Hooker is a derogatory term I`m sure hookers prefer to be called prostitutes."

    How so last year, the FASHIONABLE term is "Sexual Service Provider".

  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    > Nidonemo
    > How so last year, the FASHIONABLE term is "Sexual Service Provider".

    Really? I thought it was still "Seamstress".

  41. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    who would kill a midget?
  42. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    fun fact- the term hooker was derived from sergeant hooker`s district in D.C. for prostitution :D.
    that`s right. a red-light district right next to the whitehouse. sexy.
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    > kittlia

    "Contrary to what you may have read in Xaviera Hollander`s book `The Happy Hooker`, the `prostitute` sense of "hooker" does NOT derive from Joseph `Fighting Joe` Hooker (1814-1879), a major general on the Union side of the U.S. civil war, whose men were alleged to frequent brothels. `Hooker` in this sense goes back to 1845; the US Civil War did not begin until 1861. It may come from the earlier sense of `thief` (which goes back to 1567, `to hook` meaning to steal), or it may refer to prostitutes` linking arms with their clients. A geographical Hook (Corlear`s Hook in New York City, or the Hook of Holland) is also possible." (Reference)

  44. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    wasnt this on 1000 ways to die?
  45. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:37 am
    This was old news, the fake hookers wanted to steal their wallets by drugging them so they fall asleep.

    but because they were small, the normal amount killed them.

  46. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 12:54 am
    whaaaaaaaat??
  47. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 3:02 am
    woah! Wait.....What?
  48. Profile photo of Pyrolep
    Pyrolep Female 18-29
    38 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 3:56 am
    "Thursday, January 7, 2010 9:21:43 PM
    wasnt this on 1000 ways to die? "

    Nope, those were different wrestling midgets. The one on 1000 ways to die rammed his head into a 2x4 in a wall.

  49. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:39 am
    weirdest?
    or greatest?
  50. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Wow. Just......wow. lol
  51. Profile photo of Lellin
    Lellin Female 13-17
    54 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Ahaha! Only the Metro could print stories like this :P
  52. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Wahaaha I lold so hard!! :D
  53. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    lol so weird
  54. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    And they still find it necessary to keep the masks on in death? They expect us NOT to laugh?
  55. Profile photo of Aidieal
    Aidieal Female 18-29
    118 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    D:
  56. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Old.

    Still weird.

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    mypreciousss Female 18-29
    134 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    lerie---ohh good job you can observe dates. we applaud you.
  58. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 1:04 am
    "hookers are killed by wrestling fake midgets." This headline is the gift that keeps on giving.
  59. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 1:22 am
    This just made my decade; what could be more unlikely and yet remain so opportune?
  60. Profile photo of HardHouse
    HardHouse Male 18-29
    3 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 6:43 am
    "This just made my decade; what could be more unlikely and yet remain so opportune?"

    Why do you consider this to be opportune?

  61. Profile photo of Alvetal
    Alvetal Male 18-29
    4 posts
    January 9, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    OMG... this happened here at mexico, it was a pretty big scandal O_O
  62. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 1:22 am
    I remember hearing about this back when it happened. These chicks were using rufies to rob dudes by posing as hookers then knocking them out and stealing their wallet but the midgets were so small the rufies killed them instead. Pretty weird story though none the less.

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