Weight Watchers Clinic Floor Collapses At Meeting

Submitted by: spacecat 7 years ago
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/6990753/Weight-Watchers-clinic-floor-collapses-under-dieters.html

This is not an Onion parody. And you thought the Swedes and their society were perfect.
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Male 1,598
ouch... that looks like it hurt their self esteem :/
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Female 172
Of course no one was injured, they all bounced right back up into their seats
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Male 633
haha stupid fat americans ;D
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Male 1,484
"The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation."

i wonder what the cause is???

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Female 4,028
Oh, of all the luck, eh?!
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Male 313
hahaaha!
im gonna use that as one of my current events!
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Female 393
it`s those damn aliens!!! oh wait, it`s just fat people.
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Male 19
Among other things >_>
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Male 19
Thats gotta hurt ones self esteem...
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Female 142
"the cause of the accident remains undetermined"
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Female 3,828
omg that is so funny!
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Male 10,440
Bad engineering and a bad weight joke.
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Female 582
Funniest poo ever.

BTW, kribbe, it`s LOSE not LOOSE. And that statement doesn`t make sense....

DOUBLE IRONY!!!

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Female 1,963
I feel bad for laughing but I can`t help myself.
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Male 2,005
"this would never have happend in Norway <.<"

yeah because Norwegians would be too stupid to loose weight in the first place...

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Male 690
Aw darn no video?!
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Male 3,425
Ah, the irony.
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Male 3,619
this would never have happend in Norway <.<
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Male 239
`The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation.`
That was definitely put right at the end and in its own paragraph for humorous effect!
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Male 12
"under investigation", hahahaha
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Female 877
"ladies and gentlemen. we`ve been dieting for 12 months. and i think it`s time to celabrate now!" *applause* "tomorrow i want you all to be at the clinic for celebration!" *woooooo* *applause* *FLOOR CRASHES*
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Male 10,845
you just know when you`re overweight
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Male 967
The article was a little fuzzy on the subject. So, how many pounds did they had been dropped?
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Male 3,310
@Vindictive

Then I wish you would have seen it too

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Male 3,431
All that Glog and those Lingonberry Pancakes caught up with them.
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Male 1,403
haha its funny cause theyre fat
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Female 1,077
oh my god. i wish i could have seen it. i could have died right then and there and had no regrets.
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Male 75
If that`s what happened to the floor, I`d hate to see what happened to the freaking scales.
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Male 246
""The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation."
like 6000 lbs of fat people. the end."

It`s funny because there was probably only like 12 people there... hahahaha

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Male 5,314
"The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation."

like 6000 lbs of fat people. the end.

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Male 1,297
im all smiles
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Male 301
Words fail me...wait, no they don`t! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Female 1,112
It`s like those moments in highschool when some poor kid sits on a desk and the legs give out... it`s like that times a billion.
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Female 169
daaaaaannnnnggg
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Male 1,590
"Maybe they should have held that meeting on the ground floor..."

Sounds like they did, eventually. ;-)

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Male 1,646
i dont think they need to investigate very long to figure out the cause.
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Male 1,148
they just don`t want to break their spirit heartx3jess
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Female 1,578
"The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation."

LOL did they throw that in there to be funny?

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Male 612
Maybe they should have held that meeting on the ground floor...
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Male 174
hahaha thats hilarious. Fat people bringing down a floor. But kinda awful too.

"And you thought the Swedes and their society were perfect."

That was a low blow

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Male 3,255
lol
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Male 363
"im gonna have to bring country wars into this...america is supposed to be so pathetic and fat but ive never heard any stories like this happening in the states"

That`s because here in Sweden we lay floors with polar bears and blondes in mind :P.

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Male 302
Damn you, ikea.
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Male 493
We need a tragic trombone section to go off right about now
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Male 256
im gonna have to bring country wars into this...america is supposed to be so pathetic and fat but ive never heard any stories like this happening in the states
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Male 15,832
I feel sorry for the floor.
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Male 409
I love the last line, "it is mystery why the floor collapsed." That makes the entire article.
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Male 7,585
what the hell was their collective weight?
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Female 357
I feel sorry for whoever joined the meeting last
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Male 504
At least they got there weekly weigh in.
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Male 504
Oh the irony!
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Male 2,579
Something is trying to tell these people they aren`t working hard enough.
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Male 9,306
Wow...reminds me of all those cartoons as a kid. Life imitates art this time. o_o;
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Male 13,624
There is so many funny comments to be made here ya know!!
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha ha! its just ironic!
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Female 999
Why are they still investigating? It was all the fatties!
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Female 254
That`s got to be bad for morale.
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Female 180
Link: Weight Watchers Clinic Floor Collapses At Meeting [Rate Link] - This is not an Onion parody. And you thought the Swedes and their society were perfect.
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