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Date: 01/15/10 12:33 PM

58 Responses to Weight Watchers Clinic Floor Collapses At Meeting

  1. Profile photo of spacecat
    spacecat Female 18-29
    180 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 10:55 am
    Link: Weight Watchers Clinic Floor Collapses At Meeting - This is not an Onion parody. And you thought the Swedes and their society were perfect.
  2. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    That`s got to be bad for morale.
  3. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Why are they still investigating? It was all the fatties!
  4. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Ha ha ha ha! its just ironic!
  5. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    There is so many funny comments to be made here ya know!!
  6. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Wow...reminds me of all those cartoons as a kid. Life imitates art this time. o_o;
  7. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    Something is trying to tell these people they aren`t working hard enough.
  8. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Oh the irony!
  9. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    At least they got there weekly weigh in.
  10. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    I feel sorry for whoever joined the meeting last
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    what the hell was their collective weight?
  12. Profile photo of Wundt
    Wundt Male 40-49
    410 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    I love the last line, "it is mystery why the floor collapsed." That makes the entire article.
  13. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    I feel sorry for the floor.
  14. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    im gonna have to bring country wars into this...america is supposed to be so pathetic and fat but ive never heard any stories like this happening in the states
  15. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    We need a tragic trombone section to go off right about now
  16. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Damn you, ikea.
  17. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    "im gonna have to bring country wars into this...america is supposed to be so pathetic and fat but ive never heard any stories like this happening in the states"

    That`s because here in Sweden we lay floors with polar bears and blondes in mind :P.

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    lol
  19. Profile photo of vanillabear
    vanillabear Male 18-29
    174 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    hahaha thats hilarious. Fat people bringing down a floor. But kinda awful too.

    "And you thought the Swedes and their society were perfect."

    That was a low blow

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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Maybe they should have held that meeting on the ground floor...
  21. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    "The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation."

    LOL did they throw that in there to be funny?

  22. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    they just don`t want to break their spirit heartx3jess
  23. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
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    January 15, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    i dont think they need to investigate very long to figure out the cause.
  24. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    "Maybe they should have held that meeting on the ground floor..."

    Sounds like they did, eventually. ;-)

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    luvsushi Female 18-29
    169 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    daaaaaannnnnggg
  26. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    It`s like those moments in highschool when some poor kid sits on a desk and the legs give out... it`s like that times a billion.
  27. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Words fail me...wait, no they don`t! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    im all smiles
  29. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    January 15, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    "The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation."

    like 6000 lbs of fat people. the end.

  30. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    ""The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation."
    like 6000 lbs of fat people. the end."

    It`s funny because there was probably only like 12 people there... hahahaha

  31. Profile photo of EnglishDan
    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    If that`s what happened to the floor, I`d hate to see what happened to the freaking scales.
  32. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    oh my god. i wish i could have seen it. i could have died right then and there and had no regrets.
  33. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    haha its funny cause theyre fat
  34. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    All that Glog and those Lingonberry Pancakes caught up with them.
  35. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    @Vindictive

    Then I wish you would have seen it too

  36. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    The article was a little fuzzy on the subject. So, how many pounds did they had been dropped?
  37. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    you just know when you`re overweight
  38. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    "ladies and gentlemen. we`ve been dieting for 12 months. and i think it`s time to celabrate now!" *applause* "tomorrow i want you all to be at the clinic for celebration!" *woooooo* *applause* *FLOOR CRASHES*
  39. Profile photo of MitchForman
    MitchForman Male 18-29
    12 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:06 am
    "under investigation", hahahaha
  40. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:33 am
    `The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation.`
    That was definitely put right at the end and in its own paragraph for humorous effect!
  41. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:45 am
    this would never have happend in Norway <.<
  42. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 4:16 am
    Ah, the irony.
  43. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 6:02 am
    Aw darn no video?!
  44. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 6:14 am
    "this would never have happend in Norway <.<"

    yeah because Norwegians would be too stupid to loose weight in the first place...

  45. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 6:45 am
    I feel bad for laughing but I can`t help myself.
  46. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 7:59 am
    Funniest poo ever.

    BTW, kribbe, it`s LOSE not LOOSE. And that statement doesn`t make sense....

    DOUBLE IRONY!!!

  47. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Bad engineering and a bad weight joke.
  48. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    omg that is so funny!
  49. Profile photo of yeayeayea23
    yeayeayea23 Female 18-29
    142 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    "the cause of the accident remains undetermined"
  50. Profile photo of xChapstick
    xChapstick Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Thats gotta hurt ones self esteem...
  51. Profile photo of xChapstick
    xChapstick Male 18-29
    19 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Among other things >_>
  52. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    it`s those damn aliens!!! oh wait, it`s just fat people.
  53. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    hahaaha!
    im gonna use that as one of my current events!
  54. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    Oh, of all the luck, eh?!
  55. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    "The cause of the floor`s collapse remains under investigation."

    i wonder what the cause is???

  56. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 12:48 am
    haha stupid fat americans ;D
  57. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Of course no one was injured, they all bounced right back up into their seats
  58. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 3:43 am
    ouch... that looks like it hurt their self esteem :/

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