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Date: 01/05/10 09:01 AM

49 Responses to VH1 Show Bus Crashes, Spills Sluts On Road [Video]

  1. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Link: VH1 Show Bus Crashes, Spills Sluts On Road - Clean-up crews at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants crashed spilling 2,000 lbs of slut.
  2. Profile photo of king20
    king20 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:22 am
    wow is that real? O_O
  3. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:25 am
    It`s an environmental disaster. Who will clean up all that slut?
  4. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:26 am
    Also,

    "wow is that real? O_O"

    Retard. It`s the Onion.

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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:26 am
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:27 am
    lmaooo, Onion News <3
    "Some slut leaked into the cabin and got on the driver"
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    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:28 am
    oh no! think of the wild life in danger there!
  8. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Damn, can somebody please write NOT REAL or ban people who asks about that? I dying a little inside every time I see a "it this real?" comment.
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    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:34 am
    The Onion is the most serious new network I have seen. I believe everything I see from there.
  10. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:41 am
    lol...a total win.
  11. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Is this real life? I feel funny.
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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:01 am
    its a skanksident
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    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:17 am
    @yarrrpirate
    Not sure if you were aware of this already but not everyone in the world is born with the knowledge of what the Onion is. Retard.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:27 am
    "Damn, can somebody please write NOT REAL or ban people who asks about that? I dying a little inside every time I see a "it this real?" comment. "

    If you`ve ever seen a VH1 reality show you`d know why it`s hard to tell if it`s REAL or not. Muahahahaaha

  15. Profile photo of cojan
    cojan Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:38 am
    please stop with the onion!
    it`s not funny, it`s dratING ANNOYING!!!!!!!
  16. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:47 am
    "don`t eff any of those sluts" lol
  17. Profile photo of mais_dare
    mais_dare Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:55 am
    "A new apple laptop will come preloaded with a half written coming of age novel~"

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    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:59 am
    dead slut on the side of the road! i love the onion
  19. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:22 am
    2000 lbs?! That`s like 25 sluts! A disaster of unprecedented proportians occured.
  20. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Hey, cojan says the Onion isn`t funny and you IAB should stop posting it. I guess that`s the end of that. *sigh* It`s too bad he doesn`t like the Onion, now we don`t ever get to see their news skits again.

    Oh wait, no one cares about your opinion, cojan. Nevermind.

  21. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:51 am
    hahahaha This just made my day
  22. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    I couldn`t watch the whole thing `cause it froze at 1:26....a crotch shot. I averted my eyes, but it just stayed there...slutting up my computer. It was horrible!
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    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    haha i got no problem with that
  24. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    haha, i love the Onion xD
  25. Profile photo of MLime
    MLime Female 13-17
    126 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Hahahaha orange skinned
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Wow, impressive! well at least they made the effort! at least its not a atom!
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    They had me at the Hazmat suit...
  28. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    lol, "stay safe out there and don`t drat any of those sluts"
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    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    haha two thumbs up from me!!
  30. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    "It`s an environmental disaster. Who will clean up all that slut?"

    It`s a dirty job, but someone`s gotta do it.

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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    lol. "the driver is in stable condition with mild spandex burns."

    "wildlife threatened by hairspray, vomit introduced to ecosystem."

    aww, the vid stopped at 1:26. damn this age old technology of mine.

  32. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    HAZMAT! XD
  33. Profile photo of woohooitsme
    woohooitsme Female 13-17
    98 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    lol i love this poo..
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    I will clean up that slut.
  35. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    The best thing about the Onion is how realistic they make it all sound. That said, they ruined it when they said I-5 was near Palmdale and the slut spill was near the San Gabriel River. First of all, Interstate 5 doesn`t come within 30 miles of Palmdale, it`s on hwy 14. And since Palmdale is in the Mojave Desert, the river would be a dry bed. San Gabrial River is at least 60 miles east in the Mountains of San Bernadino. (Yeah, I know, I`m such a freakin` kill joy.) It just took all the onion magic away for me.
  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    18 of them = 2000 lbs? Um wouldn`t 2000 lbs of slut be about 80 of them?
  37. Profile photo of whelshin
    whelshin Male 18-29
    122 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    i wish that would of spilled by my place
  38. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    18 of them means each of them weighs about 110 pounds. 80 of them would mean they each weighed about 25 pounds. Assuming they all have about the same weight. Maybe if they were all slutty 3 year-olds there could be 80 of them.
  39. Profile photo of popo38
    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    lol this is so funny.=]
  40. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    Ani187`s comment cracked me up. That is all.
  41. Profile photo of omg-a-lion
    omg-a-lion Male 13-17
    115 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    those sluts remind me of the parasites off cloverfield.
  42. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    First of all, in case you haven`t seen ALL the breasts on the internet yet, the tits at 1:15 aren`t blurred out if you watch this on theonion.com (I love that they use nudity only occasionally- I`m still somewhat shocked every time they do.)

    Second, stay safe out there and don`t drat any of those sluts.

  43. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 6:05 am
    hahahaha too funny
  44. Profile photo of nick9399
    nick9399 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 7:17 am
    The Onion is the only unbiased news source.
  45. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Its very Important that we keep the sluts contained. LOL !
  46. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    haha HazMat suits.. Classic.
  47. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    "Sluts are every entertaining, but also dangerous."
    "And don`t f-ck any of the sluts."

    Lawl.

  48. Profile photo of Looshk
    Looshk Female 18-29
    124 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    XD
  49. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Diluted sluts ..LMAO

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