VH1 Show Bus Crashes, Spills Sluts On Road [Video]

Submitted by: panth753 7 years ago in Funny

Clean-up crews at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants crashed spilling 2,000 lbs of slut.
There are 49 comments:
Male 4,807
Diluted sluts ..LMAO
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Female 124
XD
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Female 4,028
"Sluts are every entertaining, but also dangerous."
"And don`t f-ck any of the sluts."

Lawl.

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Male 599
haha HazMat suits.. Classic.
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Male 6,694
Its very Important that we keep the sluts contained. LOL !
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Male 59
The Onion is the only unbiased news source.
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Female 864
hahahaha too funny
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Male 2,868
First of all, in case you haven`t seen ALL the breasts on the internet yet, the tits at 1:15 aren`t blurred out if you watch this on theonion.com (I love that they use nudity only occasionally- I`m still somewhat shocked every time they do.)

Second, stay safe out there and don`t drat any of those sluts.

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Male 115
those sluts remind me of the parasites off cloverfield.
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Female 1,386
Ani187`s comment cracked me up. That is all.
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Female 335
lol this is so funny.=]
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Male 411
18 of them means each of them weighs about 110 pounds. 80 of them would mean they each weighed about 25 pounds. Assuming they all have about the same weight. Maybe if they were all slutty 3 year-olds there could be 80 of them.
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Male 122
i wish that would of spilled by my place
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Male 8,302
18 of them = 2000 lbs? Um wouldn`t 2000 lbs of slut be about 80 of them?
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Male 559
The best thing about the Onion is how realistic they make it all sound. That said, they ruined it when they said I-5 was near Palmdale and the slut spill was near the San Gabriel River. First of all, Interstate 5 doesn`t come within 30 miles of Palmdale, it`s on hwy 14. And since Palmdale is in the Mojave Desert, the river would be a dry bed. San Gabrial River is at least 60 miles east in the Mountains of San Bernadino. (Yeah, I know, I`m such a freakin` kill joy.) It just took all the onion magic away for me.
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Male 10,440
I will clean up that slut.
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Female 98
lol i love this poo..
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Male 9,306
HAZMAT! XD
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Male 894
lol. "the driver is in stable condition with mild spandex burns."

"wildlife threatened by hairspray, vomit introduced to ecosystem."

aww, the vid stopped at 1:26. damn this age old technology of mine.

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Male 2,332
"It`s an environmental disaster. Who will clean up all that slut?"

It`s a dirty job, but someone`s gotta do it.

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Female 330
haha two thumbs up from me!!
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Male 216
lol, "stay safe out there and don`t drat any of those sluts"
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Female 15,763
They had me at the Hazmat suit...
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Male 25,416
Wow, impressive! well at least they made the effort! at least its not a atom!
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Female 126
Hahahaha orange skinned
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Female 1,682
haha, i love the Onion xD
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Male 321
haha i got no problem with that
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Female 4,447
I couldn`t watch the whole thing `cause it froze at 1:26....a crotch shot. I averted my eyes, but it just stayed there...slutting up my computer. It was horrible!
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Female 838
hahahaha This just made my day
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Male 897
Hey, cojan says the Onion isn`t funny and you IAB should stop posting it. I guess that`s the end of that. *sigh* It`s too bad he doesn`t like the Onion, now we don`t ever get to see their news skits again.

Oh wait, no one cares about your opinion, cojan. Nevermind.

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Male 1,240
2000 lbs?! That`s like 25 sluts! A disaster of unprecedented proportians occured.
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Male 98
dead slut on the side of the road! i love the onion
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Male 121
"A new apple laptop will come preloaded with a half written coming of age novel~"

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Male 286
"don`t eff any of those sluts" lol
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Male 8
please stop with the onion!
it`s not funny, it`s dratING ANNOYING!!!!!!!
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Male 953
"Damn, can somebody please write NOT REAL or ban people who asks about that? I dying a little inside every time I see a "it this real?" comment. "

If you`ve ever seen a VH1 reality show you`d know why it`s hard to tell if it`s REAL or not. Muahahahaaha

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Male 363
@yarrrpirate
Not sure if you were aware of this already but not everyone in the world is born with the knowledge of what the Onion is. Retard.
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Male 695
its a skanksident
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Male 762
Is this real life? I feel funny.
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Female 526
lol...a total win.
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Female 491
The Onion is the most serious new network I have seen. I believe everything I see from there.
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Female 236
Damn, can somebody please write NOT REAL or ban people who asks about that? I dying a little inside every time I see a "it this real?" comment.
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Female 353
oh no! think of the wild life in danger there!
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Male 2,506
lmaooo, Onion News <3
"Some slut leaked into the cabin and got on the driver"
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Male 1,442
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Male 394
Also,

"wow is that real? O_O"

Retard. It`s the Onion.

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Male 394
It`s an environmental disaster. Who will clean up all that slut?
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Male 17
wow is that real? O_O
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Female 9,475
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