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That doesn`t make it any better. It`s actually less gross to imagine him eating a baby, than him sucking a fetus out of a woman`s vag... Or does he eat it out of her stomach? Regardless, it`s gross.
No, he gives the pregnant chick a C-section with his fangs. So he doesn`t eat the baby, but he does `eat the baby out of the uterus`. Sounds the other way around when you word it like that.
I know, I know. I meant this actor`s accent is so bad it sounds more Pakistani than Scottish. I was having a wee joke there...
And I love of how much a jerk Edward is. XD
This was brilliant!
At least somebody here does.
And I`m not just saying that. I didn`t once feel the urge to laugh through this entire thing.