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Find the japanese equilibrium of any english phrase. Have fun. Post your results!
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Female 14
Woo Hoo!!! I beat it with " I dream of Genie" haha.
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Male 610
http://www.translationparty.com/#6065160

this one is epic beyond words

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Male 610
"you the man now dog" to "case of male dogs"
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Male 131
"I ra ped a monkey."
"I was ra ped by a monkey"
Tables have been turned D=
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Female 1
I put "That is what she said" just in case it wouldn`t read the contraction "that`s". I ended up with "Her hell."
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Male 1,918
"I will cut you in your sleep" is "I cut your sleep" which I think is highly unlikely
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Male 1,918
i started with "Yabba dabba doo" and got...wait for it...
Permanent permanent permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent persistent Yabba dabba doo permanent sustainable
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Female 11
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where`s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Pickles, Pitapaipapitapaipa choose to select a lane of pickled peppers?

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Male 9
i jerk off every single day twice a day = Jerk me twice a day, every day
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Male 9
lol "it would be most certainly good to defecate" translates to "We recommend you suspect Babb"
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Male 177
http://www.translationparty.com/#5985878

Holy Balls I almost got a haiku out of it!

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Male 177
http://www.translationparty.com/#5985835

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

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Male 84
`You can`t see the wood for the trees` is now `In this case, in this case, in this example, if you are using, if you are using, the tree, you can not see the wood`!
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Male 149
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Male 1,403
http://www.translationparty.com/#5979084

im just puttin in the truth

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Female 87
Male 2,004
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Female 155
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Female 155
"It means no worries for the rest of your days"
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"In other words, not one to one relationship, the rest of the day."
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Female 535
Take extreme caution not to overheat the wax.

Please. Please. Sufficient attention to the heated wax.

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Male 35
"come to my healthclub and baby let me train you"

translated

"Health club for me, I do not get the news of a baby on the train"

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Male 1,164
My own quote:

"The floor is very generous to people who are not picky."

The translation:

"1st floor is not very picky about tolerance."

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Female 153
Male 1,244
`why should i trust translation party, after all it is only a program`=`After running the program, the only reason, all translators need to trust me`
:o
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Male 2
It`s an atheist
Invisible god created the visible world=God is the invisible world visible
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Male 2
I am a human with a crush on a ape=Many people do not follow the people and my monkey.
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Male 2,004
wtf...

i will destroy the whole universe by myself and there is nothing you can do to stop me

translated to

So I can avoid the destruction of the universe

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Male 2,004
oh man this site rocks,

it would be most certainly be good to f***

translated to: best sex cost

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Male 3,842
I just can`t stop doing these!

"There`s something in my front pocket for you"

translates to:

"Before your pocket, what you`re looking for"

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Male 149
don`t taze me, bro turns into

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Send to a friend then please please please please please please please please please me. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please Do not taze

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Male 2,004
i wrote may i have the pleasure to rape you,
it translated it to: if rape has been my pleasure
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Male 3,842
This is funny. The classic Bushism

"If we don`t succeed, we run the risk of failure"

translated into:

"If it fails, we run the risk of success"

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Male 3,842
Holy cow, I love this site!!!

"Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying that because you saw it?"

Translated to

"Really, I love the lamp, say you saw it?"

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Female 7
"can I have rape with you;" turns into "Please. Rape me." and "I want to poop on your face" (as expected) does not change at all...lol
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Female 160
LOL
"The egg rolls in my pocket are soggy"
Translates to "In egg, dip into the pockets of my role"
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Male 130
why are you putting my pinecones into your strawberry shortcake?= Why do I need Sutoroberishotokekikonpain me?
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Male 321
Your intestines bring me great pleasure=Brings me great joy in your gut
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Male 8,302
I tried a few with naughty words in them, and it came up with phrases and also at the end:

"Equilibrium found!
Shame on you, by the way."

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Male 8,302
"my sausage has unwelcome mayonnaise on it"
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"I, sausage, mayonnaise attack!"

Trust a Japanese translation to end up in an epic monster battle.

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Male 210
"Why the hell would I want to move to Japan?" turned into "Japan, for some reason something is terrible." amusing.
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Male 110
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? = Uddochakkuuddochakkuchakkuuddochakku How much wood?
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Female 30
type in pocket monster you get pokemon!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,646
another one
English= do not run on the slippery floor.
Engrish= Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please do not run on slippery floors.
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Male 1,646
English= Toto, I don`t think were in Kansas any more.
Engrish= Given the state of Ureta Totokanzasu, I dont
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Female 474
make me a sandwhich, woman = my sandwich and women
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Male 280
my dog ate my homework and it shat the final exam!
Final exam and my dog ate my homework shat!
My homework and my dog ate exam or shat!
My homework, tests and you ate my dog shat!
Homework, tests, my dog shat what you ate!
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Male 117
"what are you doing with that yogurt" became "Well, we have yogurt", "Now we yogurt" and "Now yogurt" Using proper capitalization and punctuation completely changed it.
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Female 236
"Candy is not good for you fatty!" = "Bad fat cake!"
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Male 95
type in "E equals Mc squared"
And it tries to get all smart on you
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Female 112
I need a nap and a juice box.
into Japanese私は、昼寝をし、ジュースボックスが必要です。
back into EnglishI was taking a nap, you need a juice box.
back into Japanese私は、昼寝をしていた場合は、ジュースボックスが必要
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Male 964
Try "I need to use the toilet for a panda but i am licking the giant tenticle underwater" it could go on forever!
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Female 15
Before: You are dumber than a one-legged man in a kicking contest.
After: Competition dumber man`s legs kicking
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Female 15
IAB is the schizznit!
into Japanese
IABによるとschizznitです!
back into English
According to the IAB is schizznit!
back into Japanese
IABのによると、schizznitです!
back into English
According to the IAB, schizznit is!
back into Japanese
IABのによると、schizznitです!
back into English
According to the IAB, schizznit is!
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Female 3,598
poop is the same
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Male 172
sh*t*
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Male 172
write "giant piece of poo" and see what you get...
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Male 12
woah dude! is a funny equilibrium as it goes to hey woah! then woah hey! and then repeats down the page lol!
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Male 172
"black cat" has no Equilibrium.. I didn`t get what this thing is anyway.. Can anyone explain?
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Female 3,598
>A giant ape is destroying the city
>The destruction of a giant ape city
>Massive destruction of the city of monkeys
>Weapons of mass destruction in the city of the Apes

LET`S GET `EM BOYS!

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Male 205
"can you hear me now?" breaks it..
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Male 2,841
Pie`s are the god`s of the pastry world.

God is a world of sweet pies.

:)

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Female 178
I put Avatar is the greatest movie ever.... it turned to Avatar the movie!

Guess it thought Nuff Said

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Female 178
LOL Brunos ass is no tighter than a virgin on her 60th birthday...


There was no equilibrium FAIL LMAO

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Female 178
I love hairy balls turned into I love pills
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Female 2
Yea.... I put in "I`ve been called a lot worse by a better class of people" and it went on and on. The last one it gave me before stating "It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium." was "Since then, I was one of the following: If I was one ares and Feb. 12, at least one class to learn the one bad point is one one"
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Male 224
"like to fart?"
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Male 707
from "in soviet russia the equilibrium finds you"

to "I find a balance between Russia and the former Soviet Union"

Lmfao !

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Male 447
I went with something Samuri-ish with the whole Japanese thing.
Before-There is no valor in defeat, one must never surrender!
After-111111111 Bureibuwan 1 you win!

I WIN!!

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Male 1,718
Before: Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
After: Well, Garufurendosupa Why did not you choose me?
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Male 1,718
Before: Twas the night before christmas and all though the house, nothing was stirring, not even a mouse
After: Christmas, Twas in front of the house every night, not touching the mouse
Cracked up
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Male 707
"wax on wax off" turned in to "Wakkusuwakkusuofu"

we got a boomer, are you ready?
or
we got a boomer - are you ready?

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Male 1,718
Before: I give you special price

After: I offer you a special price
I think we have it better in Camden

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Male 25,417

Thats cool video gamer!

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Male 350
"I`m not a saint, but I`m not a sinner."
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"Please me. I was convicted of a saint."
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Male 3,014
"Type in "abracadabra""

That is epic.

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Female 145
Well, it seems that I`ll never find a proper equilibrium for "When I eat cactus, my rectum becomes inflamed with large amounts of seawater."
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Female 3
Before: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they`re like "It`s better than yours"

After: Gadenmaimirukuseki boy, everyone, "This is for you."

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Female 3
Before: Let`s get down to business to defeat the huns.

After: Is to stop selling the defeat of the Hun.

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Female 3
Before: I want to be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test; to train them is my cause.

After:In my opinion, people are all the many people who adhere to our conversations with many people, very few people people: We have a lot of people are different, a lot of people are different person or people we are different people of different ethnic bookmarks. The train, we have a practical problem.

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Male 707
Haha. this is awesome !

Try "no homo" hahaha

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Female 140
Before: If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw-there it is a straw, see? Watch it! My straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! * Slurp * I DRINK IT UP!

After: If the camera shake, I, I, I, please. Please. Straw. No straw. Or waving? Watch out. To reach the other side of the room will start to get news on my imagination. I drink your milkshake! * Sniff * I drink it!

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Male 730
Ha try "i intend to live forever or die trying"
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Male 6
Huh. After a few simple phrases or sentences that reached equilibrium after one or two little changes, resulting in nothing funny, I went for something... different.

From: ...and then the blood that`s been spilling from his eyes soaks through the bandages that are wrapped around his face, and just before he walks backwards through the wall he pivots 45 degrees to face us all, and he says "Let him who has eyes to see take a good look at me. I`m a mylar sheet hanging in the sun."

To: ... Under the flow of his game in front of me, I along the wall map and a table with people who are always many people to compress Nosa, many of our people our people in our range of our own people "to many people, and these people and is the pivot from the show can get people to see your face in the blood 45 feet. is enclosed."

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

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Male 976
I`m gonna let you try this because me saying the ending will ruin it... but type in:

"Holy S**t F**k my P***y" (without the stars obviously) and see what happens.

Oh Japan, you never cease to fit stereotypes.

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Male 1,240
From:
"something happened to me, when i jumped on a stick and went meow"

to

"If I continue to jump, there was meow"

Of course, my starting phrase didn`t make much sense to begin with...

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Male 142
oh god.... I unleashed a monster!

"I before e except after c, or when sounding like ay as in neighbor or weigh, and on weekends, and holidays, and all throughout May, and you`ll always be wrong, no matter what you say!", craped out once it got to "E-mail, Ž, officials at each end of next week while on vacation, two of their own weight problem before the two countries, the two other two-minute two-digit, 5 years, I e last time of 12:59 minutes either end of the half-minute. E-mail - electronic mail - electronic sounds - I can e-mail, before the monthly maintenance!"

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Male 3,631
Add a period at the end and it becomes this:

"Iraq, education in Japan, the Republic of South Africa, I think."

Haha, even better!

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Male 3,631
I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as

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I, South Africa, Iraq, education, believe in our country
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Ha! The equilibrium actually makes slightly more sense than the original entry! lol!

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Male 276
I`m gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face.
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This, please, from my face, he can hear stupid. You may need to hit the dam.

and

I personally believe, that US Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don`t have maps. And uh ... I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq , everywhere like such as ... and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the US should help the US or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future , for us.
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i think i killed it its been loading for a long time

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Male 3,631
Yeah, isn`t it frustrating? Obviously the infamous mistranslation was not computer-generated.
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Male 98
I tried
All of your military bases are ours now

but all i got was this

We are all people we have here is a military alliance

also, Suicism i agree it is better

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Male 3,631
Atomaton, I actually like the equilibrium better!
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Male 3,631
Audio, I just tried that! That`s crazy!

NobizeeX: Try it with a period at the end.

Has anybody succeeded with resulting in "All your Base are Belong to Us"? The closest I got was "Your military bases are now belong to us."

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Male 98
Stop and admire the smell of melting flesh eminating from the bag of Baba Yaga.

is now

Babayaga, I have condensed aromatic bags of meat in awe and admiration. I felt a sense eminating.

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Male 149
I will teach you spelling and I shall have my cookies turned into "I will teach you spell check and I shall have a cookie."

Spell check is overruling education.

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Male 185
Equilibrium found!
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Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please refer to the balance!
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

and

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
=
Until now, I reach the equilibrium of this clause is uncertain.

I find it ironic that the phrase that tells you you found equilibrium itself can`t find equilibrium while the phrase that tells you you can`t find equilibrium does.

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Female 34
mildly entertaining.
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Male 98
i thought i`d be a bit egotistical and see what would happen... they made it even better

Atom is one awesome dude who likes to be awesome.

and it becomes...

We love one big Atom.

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Female 18
Get out of the garbage, Spot!

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Come to the scene of the garbage!

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Male 670
Type in "abracadabra"
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Male 185
Can I has cheeseburger
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I can have a cheeseburger

and some jibberish, I wanted to see if I entered in something that started out sounding weird if it would get weirder.

Planet earth said I need to find the next Joan of Ark before time colapses in on itself.
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Before your next Joanaku, I need to find a global colapses your time.

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Male 149
Well, that`s a tad disturbing.

"My grand slam was supposed to come with sausage"

became

"I slam accordingly large sausage"

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Male 20
Why is the pig walking on the ceiling again?

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I mean you walk on the roof of your pig

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Female 299
but i think `Because I have made my glue with you, I attached.` is better.
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Female 299
i`m sticking with you, because i`m made out of glue.
becomes
Since I have a group of you and me, I have included.
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Male 226
All good things must come to an end
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All need to improve.

Japan has the right idea!

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Male 364
Is this a record for the shortest phrase not to reach equilibrium...?

"Adam said"

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Male 5,094
Haha, we should send Adam Savage as an ambassador:

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

goes straight through unchanged.

Also: "Do not wake a sleeping bear." became "Please them. You must pay some money in your current state.", but not before turning into
"Please them. Must pay the state without a backup." halfway through.

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Male 28
"This bald Yeti`s existence is quite enigmatic." to "Very bald, this mysterious Yeti."
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Male 346
Applesauce is both a delicious and healthy snack, provided it does not have too much sugar added.
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Healthy snacks both false delicous, sugar, and offers a lot.

But the interesting part is that at on point it reads....

"Bullpoo is both delicous and healthy snack, provided you do not have too much sugar."

Da drat?

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Female 94
There once was a lass named Jane who had locks of golden hair

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Jane, once one is elected to the blonde-haired girl

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Female 36
japan is quirky = Japan`s outrageous = Japan`s exorbitant = Tremendous Japan
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Female 94
You are like a bull in a glass shop

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In cattle, such as greenhouse

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Female 186
I was bored and Frankfurt - in some cases, sites are bored
= I am bored - sites for when you`re bored
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Male 97
"A sheet I slit, I slit a sheet, upon a slitted sheet I sit" one of my favorite tounge-twisters..

Equilibrium:
"I slit 1,111,111,111,111 Saturday Surittosurittopooo 1."

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Female 83
"eat more chicken with green beans and vitamin supplements" apparently never reaches equilibrium, but it does change to "Vitamin eat chicken and beans" at one point.
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Male 5,094
Would the Green Party approve of the hunting of humans?
becomes
Green, people, hunting license?

and:

For every action is an equal, opposite reaction.
becomes
Reverse reaction is the same as all the action.

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Male 42
you can run, but you can`t hide

=

Please. Please Purizupurizupurizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Please do not run to hide Please
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

o.O

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Male 3,425
I wouldn`t suggest putting long phrases, you`ll get something like:

"I can not stand and sponge, after the defeat of the film. Unfortunately, only one 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1, Nickelodeon at Sunday 1:01 59,8 children, Toshikazu Akira morning of joy, create a last-minute program builds You failed to avoid."

What happened...

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Male 15
One in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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2 2 2 1 in the hand is worth 11,111 bush.
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Female 17
-- One 12:59 1 2 3 1 hour, 1 block, the first two minutes, the hand is worth two birds --
Is the equilibrium for:
--a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush-- )-|

-- Other necessary --
Is the equilibrium for:
-- do unto others as you would have them do unto you -- XD

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Female 1,545
Stone, who many of a glass house are throwing a lot of people.

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People in glass houses shouldn`t throw stones.

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Male 346
What Kind of sea cucumber are you?
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1 2 If you like sea cucumber?
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Male 42
Kanye West is a douchebag.
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Kanye West is a douchebag.

Ahh.. that phrase crosses all languages and boundaries.

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Male 6
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never quite know what you`re going to get.

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If you like a box of chocolates, get a life, I do not know.

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Male 3,425
Epimetheus, aren`t they Placebo lyrics?
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Male 686
Ok a cookie for the first person to tell me what the English translation of this was....

If you have heard, forests, trees, or anyone on your system?

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Male 3,425
I really enjoy roasting sausages = Please enjoy my sausage 0.o

I know one phrase I won`t be usuing in Japan.

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Male 157
I have a very good handle of the teapot was the shortest in my mouth
O_o

i`m a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout

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Male 157
In fact, according to friends of friends, there are several advantages in the weeds to a friend

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a friend in need`s a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better

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Male 1,403
Link: Translation Party [Rate Link] - Find the japanese equilibrium of any english phrase. Have fun. Post your results!
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