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  1. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    January 2, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    Link: Translation Party - Find the japanese equilibrium of any english phrase. Have fun. Post your results!
  2. Profile photo of epimetheus
    epimetheus Male 18-29
    157 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:23 am
    In fact, according to friends of friends, there are several advantages in the weeds to a friend

    =

    a friend in need`s a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better

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    epimetheus Male 18-29
    157 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:24 am
    I have a very good handle of the teapot was the shortest in my mouth
    O_o

    i`m a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout

  4. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:33 am
    I really enjoy roasting sausages = Please enjoy my sausage 0.o

    I know one phrase I won`t be usuing in Japan.

  5. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:33 am
    Ok a cookie for the first person to tell me what the English translation of this was....

    If you have heard, forests, trees, or anyone on your system?

  6. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Epimetheus, aren`t they Placebo lyrics?
  7. Profile photo of Fythos
    Fythos Male 13-17
    6 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Life is like a box of chocolates; you never quite know what you`re going to get.

    =

    If you like a box of chocolates, get a life, I do not know.

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    NobizzeeX Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:37 am
    Kanye West is a douchebag.
    =
    Kanye West is a douchebag.

    Ahh.. that phrase crosses all languages and boundaries.

  9. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:38 am
    What Kind of sea cucumber are you?
    .
    .
    .
    1 2 If you like sea cucumber?
  10. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Stone, who many of a glass house are throwing a lot of people.

    =

    People in glass houses shouldn`t throw stones.

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    Sassi826 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:41 am
    -- One 12:59 1 2 3 1 hour, 1 block, the first two minutes, the hand is worth two birds --
    Is the equilibrium for:
    --a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush-- )-|

    -- Other necessary --
    Is the equilibrium for:
    -- do unto others as you would have them do unto you -- XD

  12. Profile photo of hoss1
    hoss1 Male 30-39
    15 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:46 am
    One in the hand is worth two in the bush.
    =
    2 2 2 1 in the hand is worth 11,111 bush.
  13. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:51 am
    I wouldn`t suggest putting long phrases, you`ll get something like:

    "I can not stand and sponge, after the defeat of the film. Unfortunately, only one 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1, Nickelodeon at Sunday 1:01 59,8 children, Toshikazu Akira morning of joy, create a last-minute program builds You failed to avoid."

    What happened...

  14. Profile photo of NobizzeeX
    NobizzeeX Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:51 am
    you can run, but you can`t hide

    =

    Please. Please Purizupurizupurizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Purizupurizu Please do not run to hide Please
    It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

    o.O

  15. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Would the Green Party approve of the hunting of humans?
    becomes
    Green, people, hunting license?

    and:

    For every action is an equal, opposite reaction.
    becomes
    Reverse reaction is the same as all the action.

  16. Profile photo of jfishx
    jfishx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:55 am
    "eat more chicken with green beans and vitamin supplements" apparently never reaches equilibrium, but it does change to "Vitamin eat chicken and beans" at one point.
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    justjason44 Male 30-39
    97 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 8:58 am
    "A sheet I slit, I slit a sheet, upon a slitted sheet I sit" one of my favorite tounge-twisters..

    Equilibrium:
    "I slit 1,111,111,111,111 Saturday Surittosurittopooo 1."

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    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:01 am
    I was bored and Frankfurt - in some cases, sites are bored
    = I am bored - sites for when you`re bored
  19. Profile photo of melodelic
    melodelic Female 18-29
    94 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:05 am
    You are like a bull in a glass shop

    =

    In cattle, such as greenhouse

  20. Profile photo of goAtluvr7
    goAtluvr7 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:05 am
    japan is quirky = Japan`s outrageous = Japan`s exorbitant = Tremendous Japan
  21. Profile photo of melodelic
    melodelic Female 18-29
    94 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:07 am
    There once was a lass named Jane who had locks of golden hair

    =

    Jane, once one is elected to the blonde-haired girl

  22. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Applesauce is both a delicious and healthy snack, provided it does not have too much sugar added.
    .
    .
    .
    Healthy snacks both false delicous, sugar, and offers a lot.

    But the interesting part is that at on point it reads....

    "Bullpoo is both delicous and healthy snack, provided you do not have too much sugar."

    Da drat?

  23. Profile photo of andyo1616
    andyo1616 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:25 am
    "This bald Yeti`s existence is quite enigmatic." to "Very bald, this mysterious Yeti."
  24. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Haha, we should send Adam Savage as an ambassador:

    "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

    goes straight through unchanged.

    Also: "Do not wake a sleeping bear." became "Please them. You must pay some money in your current state.", but not before turning into
    "Please them. Must pay the state without a backup." halfway through.

  25. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Is this a record for the shortest phrase not to reach equilibrium...?

    "Adam said"

  26. Profile photo of piemaster
    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:36 am
    All good things must come to an end
    =
    All need to improve.

    Japan has the right idea!

  27. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:47 am
    i`m sticking with you, because i`m made out of glue.
    becomes
    Since I have a group of you and me, I have included.
  28. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:48 am
    but i think `Because I have made my glue with you, I attached.` is better.
  29. Profile photo of ashker
    ashker Male 18-29
    20 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Why is the pig walking on the ceiling again?

    =

    I mean you walk on the roof of your pig

  30. Profile photo of Unborn_Son
    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Well, that`s a tad disturbing.

    "My grand slam was supposed to come with sausage"

    became

    "I slam accordingly large sausage"

  31. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Can I has cheeseburger
    =
    I can have a cheeseburger

    and some jibberish, I wanted to see if I entered in something that started out sounding weird if it would get weirder.

    Planet earth said I need to find the next Joan of Ark before time colapses in on itself.
    =
    Before your next Joanaku, I need to find a global colapses your time.

  32. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Type in "abracadabra"
  33. Profile photo of Superwormie
    Superwormie Female 13-17
    18 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Get out of the garbage, Spot!

    ------

    Come to the scene of the garbage!

  34. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:03 am
    i thought i`d be a bit egotistical and see what would happen... they made it even better

    Atom is one awesome dude who likes to be awesome.

    and it becomes...

    We love one big Atom.

  35. Profile photo of ayebbay
    ayebbay Female 18-29
    34 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:06 am
    mildly entertaining.
  36. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Equilibrium found!
    =
    Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please refer to the balance!
    It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

    and

    It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
    =
    Until now, I reach the equilibrium of this clause is uncertain.

    I find it ironic that the phrase that tells you you found equilibrium itself can`t find equilibrium while the phrase that tells you you can`t find equilibrium does.

  37. Profile photo of Unborn_Son
    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:09 am
    I will teach you spelling and I shall have my cookies turned into "I will teach you spell check and I shall have a cookie."

    Spell check is overruling education.

  38. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Stop and admire the smell of melting flesh eminating from the bag of Baba Yaga.

    is now

    Babayaga, I have condensed aromatic bags of meat in awe and admiration. I felt a sense eminating.

  39. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Audio, I just tried that! That`s crazy!

    NobizeeX: Try it with a period at the end.

    Has anybody succeeded with resulting in "All your Base are Belong to Us"? The closest I got was "Your military bases are now belong to us."

  40. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Atomaton, I actually like the equilibrium better!
  41. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:22 am
    I tried
    All of your military bases are ours now

    but all i got was this

    We are all people we have here is a military alliance

    also, Suicism i agree it is better

  42. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Yeah, isn`t it frustrating? Obviously the infamous mistranslation was not computer-generated.
  43. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I`m gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face.
    =
    This, please, from my face, he can hear stupid. You may need to hit the dam.

    and

    I personally believe, that US Americans, are unable to do so, because uh, some, people out there, in our nation don`t have maps. And uh ... I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq , everywhere like such as ... and, I believe they should uh, our education over here, in the US should help the US or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future , for us.
    =
    i think i killed it its been loading for a long time

  44. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
    I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as

    =

    I, South Africa, Iraq, education, believe in our country
    ___

    Ha! The equilibrium actually makes slightly more sense than the original entry! lol!

  45. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Add a period at the end and it becomes this:

    "Iraq, education in Japan, the Republic of South Africa, I think."

    Haha, even better!

  46. Profile photo of bobert54321
    bobert54321 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:22 am
    oh god.... I unleashed a monster!

    "I before e except after c, or when sounding like ay as in neighbor or weigh, and on weekends, and holidays, and all throughout May, and you`ll always be wrong, no matter what you say!", craped out once it got to "E-mail, Ž, officials at each end of next week while on vacation, two of their own weight problem before the two countries, the two other two-minute two-digit, 5 years, I e last time of 12:59 minutes either end of the half-minute. E-mail - electronic mail - electronic sounds - I can e-mail, before the monthly maintenance!"

  47. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:27 am
    From:
    "something happened to me, when i jumped on a stick and went meow"

    to

    "If I continue to jump, there was meow"

    Of course, my starting phrase didn`t make much sense to begin with...

  48. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:44 am
    I`m gonna let you try this because me saying the ending will ruin it... but type in:

    "Holy S**t F**k my P***y" (without the stars obviously) and see what happens.

    Oh Japan, you never cease to fit stereotypes.

  49. Profile photo of Tetrapod
    Tetrapod Male 13-17
    6 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Huh. After a few simple phrases or sentences that reached equilibrium after one or two little changes, resulting in nothing funny, I went for something... different.

    From: ...and then the blood that`s been spilling from his eyes soaks through the bandages that are wrapped around his face, and just before he walks backwards through the wall he pivots 45 degrees to face us all, and he says "Let him who has eyes to see take a good look at me. I`m a mylar sheet hanging in the sun."

    To: ... Under the flow of his game in front of me, I along the wall map and a table with people who are always many people to compress Nosa, many of our people our people in our range of our own people "to many people, and these people and is the pivot from the show can get people to see your face in the blood 45 feet. is enclosed."

    It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

  50. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Ha try "i intend to live forever or die trying"
  51. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Before: If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw-there it is a straw, see? Watch it! My straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! * Slurp * I DRINK IT UP!

    After: If the camera shake, I, I, I, please. Please. Straw. No straw. Or waving? Watch out. To reach the other side of the room will start to get news on my imagination. I drink your milkshake! * Sniff * I drink it!

  52. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    Haha. this is awesome !

    Try "no homo" hahaha

  53. Profile photo of hpfanatic5
    hpfanatic5 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Before: I want to be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test; to train them is my cause.

    After:In my opinion, people are all the many people who adhere to our conversations with many people, very few people people: We have a lot of people are different, a lot of people are different person or people we are different people of different ethnic bookmarks. The train, we have a practical problem.

  54. Profile photo of hpfanatic5
    hpfanatic5 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Before: Let`s get down to business to defeat the huns.

    After: Is to stop selling the defeat of the Hun.

  55. Profile photo of hpfanatic5
    hpfanatic5 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    Before: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they`re like "It`s better than yours"

    After: Gadenmaimirukuseki boy, everyone, "This is for you."

  56. Profile photo of qwelch
    qwelch Female 18-29
    145 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Well, it seems that I`ll never find a proper equilibrium for "When I eat cactus, my rectum becomes inflamed with large amounts of seawater."
  57. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    "Type in "abracadabra""

    That is epic.

  58. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    "I`m not a saint, but I`m not a sinner."
    =
    "Please me. I was convicted of a saint."
  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Thats cool video gamer!

  60. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Before: I give you special price

    After: I offer you a special price
    I think we have it better in Camden

  61. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    "wax on wax off" turned in to "Wakkusuwakkusuofu"

    we got a boomer, are you ready?
    or
    we got a boomer - are you ready?

  62. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Before: Twas the night before christmas and all though the house, nothing was stirring, not even a mouse
    After: Christmas, Twas in front of the house every night, not touching the mouse
    Cracked up
  63. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Before: Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
    After: Well, Garufurendosupa Why did not you choose me?
  64. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    I went with something Samuri-ish with the whole Japanese thing.
    Before-There is no valor in defeat, one must never surrender!
    After-111111111 Bureibuwan 1 you win!

    I WIN!!

  65. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    from "in soviet russia the equilibrium finds you"

    to "I find a balance between Russia and the former Soviet Union"

    Lmfao !

  66. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    "like to fart?"
  67. Profile photo of bizzahch
    bizzahch Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Yea.... I put in "I`ve been called a lot worse by a better class of people" and it went on and on. The last one it gave me before stating "It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium." was "Since then, I was one of the following: If I was one ares and Feb. 12, at least one class to learn the one bad point is one one"
  68. Profile photo of wingz1206
    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    I love hairy balls turned into I love pills
  69. Profile photo of wingz1206
    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    LOL Brunos ass is no tighter than a virgin on her 60th birthday...


    There was no equilibrium FAIL LMAO

  70. Profile photo of wingz1206
    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    I put Avatar is the greatest movie ever.... it turned to Avatar the movie!

    Guess it thought Nuff Said

  71. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Pie`s are the god`s of the pastry world.

    God is a world of sweet pies.

    :)

  72. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    "can you hear me now?" breaks it..
  73. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    >A giant ape is destroying the city
    >The destruction of a giant ape city
    >Massive destruction of the city of monkeys
    >Weapons of mass destruction in the city of the Apes

    LET`S GET `EM BOYS!

  74. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    "black cat" has no Equilibrium.. I didn`t get what this thing is anyway.. Can anyone explain?
  75. Profile photo of vealydan12
    vealydan12 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    woah dude! is a funny equilibrium as it goes to hey woah! then woah hey! and then repeats down the page lol!
  76. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    write "giant piece of poo" and see what you get...
  77. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    sh*t*
  78. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    poop is the same
  79. Profile photo of Begonia717
    Begonia717 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    IAB is the schizznit!
    into Japanese
    IABによるとschizznitです!
    back into English
    According to the IAB is schizznit!
    back into Japanese
    IABのによると、schizznitです!
    back into English
    According to the IAB, schizznit is!
    back into Japanese
    IABのによると、schizznitです!
    back into English
    According to the IAB, schizznit is!
  80. Profile photo of Begonia717
    Begonia717 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Before: You are dumber than a one-legged man in a kicking contest.
    After: Competition dumber man`s legs kicking
  81. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Try "I need to use the toilet for a panda but i am licking the giant tenticle underwater" it could go on forever!
  82. Profile photo of Tukikagami
    Tukikagami Female 18-29
    112 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    I need a nap and a juice box.
    into Japanese私は、昼寝をし、ジュースボックスが必要です。
    back into EnglishI was taking a nap, you need a juice box.
    back into Japanese私は、昼寝をしていた場合は、ジュースボックスが必要
  83. Profile photo of ubfwins
    ubfwins Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    type in "E equals Mc squared"
    And it tries to get all smart on you
  84. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    "Candy is not good for you fatty!" = "Bad fat cake!"
  85. Profile photo of vapor13
    vapor13 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    "what are you doing with that yogurt" became "Well, we have yogurt", "Now we yogurt" and "Now yogurt" Using proper capitalization and punctuation completely changed it.
  86. Profile photo of Fml
    Fml Male 30-39
    267 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    my dog ate my homework and it shat the final exam!
    Final exam and my dog ate my homework shat!
    My homework and my dog ate exam or shat!
    My homework, tests and you ate my dog shat!
    Homework, tests, my dog shat what you ate!
  87. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    make me a sandwhich, woman = my sandwich and women
  88. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    English= Toto, I don`t think were in Kansas any more.
    Engrish= Given the state of Ureta Totokanzasu, I dont
  89. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    another one
    English= do not run on the slippery floor.
    Engrish= Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please do not run on slippery floors.
  90. Profile photo of LustHxC
    LustHxC Female 18-29
    30 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    type in pocket monster you get pokemon!!!!!!!!
  91. Profile photo of Zuthilios
    Zuthilios Male 18-29
    110 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? = Uddochakkuuddochakkuchakkuuddochakku How much wood?
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    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    "Why the hell would I want to move to Japan?" turned into "Japan, for some reason something is terrible." amusing.
  93. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    "my sausage has unwelcome mayonnaise on it"
    =
    "I, sausage, mayonnaise attack!"

    Trust a Japanese translation to end up in an epic monster battle.

  94. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    I tried a few with naughty words in them, and it came up with phrases and also at the end:

    "Equilibrium found!
    Shame on you, by the way."

  95. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    Your intestines bring me great pleasure=Brings me great joy in your gut
  96. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    why are you putting my pinecones into your strawberry shortcake?= Why do I need Sutoroberishotokekikonpain me?
  97. Profile photo of SwyvedLegacy
    SwyvedLegacy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    LOL
    "The egg rolls in my pocket are soggy"
    Translates to "In egg, dip into the pockets of my role"
  98. Profile photo of Ringsofsmoke
    Ringsofsmoke Female 18-29
    7 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    "can I have rape with you;" turns into "Please. Rape me." and "I want to poop on your face" (as expected) does not change at all...lol
  99. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    Holy cow, I love this site!!!

    "Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying that because you saw it?"

    Translated to

    "Really, I love the lamp, say you saw it?"

  100. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    This is funny. The classic Bushism

    "If we don`t succeed, we run the risk of failure"

    translated into:

    "If it fails, we run the risk of success"

  101. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    i wrote may i have the pleasure to rape you,
    it translated it to: if rape has been my pleasure
  102. Profile photo of Unborn_Son
    Unborn_Son Male 18-29
    149 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    don`t taze me, bro turns into

    v
    Send to a friend then please please please please please please please please please me. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please Do not taze

  103. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    I just can`t stop doing these!

    "There`s something in my front pocket for you"

    translates to:

    "Before your pocket, what you`re looking for"

  104. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    oh man this site rocks,

    it would be most certainly be good to f***

    translated to: best sex cost

  105. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    wtf...

    i will destroy the whole universe by myself and there is nothing you can do to stop me

    translated to

    So I can avoid the destruction of the universe

  106. Profile photo of DGuitar
    DGuitar Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    I am a human with a crush on a ape=Many people do not follow the people and my monkey.
  107. Profile photo of DGuitar
    DGuitar Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 3, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    It`s an atheist
    Invisible god created the visible world=God is the invisible world visible
  108. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:31 am
    `why should i trust translation party, after all it is only a program`=`After running the program, the only reason, all translators need to trust me`
    :o
  109. Profile photo of mylovedied
    mylovedied Female 18-29
    153 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:32 am
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5964184
  110. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:09 am
    My own quote:

    "The floor is very generous to people who are not picky."

    The translation:

    "1st floor is not very picky about tolerance."

  111. Profile photo of Jijimar
    Jijimar Male 18-29
    35 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:14 am
    "come to my healthclub and baby let me train you"

    translated

    "Health club for me, I do not get the news of a baby on the train"

  112. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:20 am
    Take extreme caution not to overheat the wax.

    Please. Please. Sufficient attention to the heated wax.

  113. Profile photo of themetalhead
    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:24 am
    "It means no worries for the rest of your days"
    =
    "In other words, not one to one relationship, the rest of the day."
  114. Profile photo of themetalhead
    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:26 am
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5966520
  115. Profile photo of themetalhead
    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:32 am
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5966581
  116. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:03 am
    would you mind if i raped you
  117. Profile photo of izzylovesian
    izzylovesian Female 18-29
    87 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:55 am
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5969831
  118. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5979084

    im just puttin in the truth

  119. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5980679 is a lol
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5980685 can be considered a classic.
  120. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:11 am
    `You can`t see the wood for the trees` is now `In this case, in this case, in this example, if you are using, if you are using, the tree, you can not see the wood`!
  121. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:44 am
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5985835

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

  122. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:50 am
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5985878

    Holy Balls I almost got a haiku out of it!

  123. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 6:06 am
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5986036

    Simply Awesome

  124. Profile photo of Steveoconnor
    Steveoconnor Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5992117
  125. Profile photo of clanie37
    clanie37 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    http://www.translationparty.com/#5995648
    lol
  126. Profile photo of clanie37
    clanie37 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    lol "it would be most certainly good to defecate" translates to "We recommend you suspect Babb"
  127. Profile photo of clanie37
    clanie37 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    i jerk off every single day twice a day = Jerk me twice a day, every day
  128. Profile photo of blackfire29
    blackfire29 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 12:37 am
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where`s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

    Pickles, Pitapaipapitapaipa choose to select a lane of pickled peppers?

  129. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    i started with "Yabba dabba doo" and got...wait for it...
    Permanent permanent permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent Permanent persistent Yabba dabba doo permanent sustainable
  130. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    "I will cut you in your sleep" is "I cut your sleep" which I think is highly unlikely
  131. Profile photo of stephanie305
    stephanie305 Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 7, 2010 at 12:58 am
    I put "That is what she said" just in case it wouldn`t read the contraction "that`s". I ended up with "Her hell."
  132. Profile photo of Keitarohusky
    Keitarohusky Male 13-17
    131 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 4:33 am
    "I ra ped a monkey."
    "I was ra ped by a monkey"
    Tables have been turned D=
  133. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    "you the man now dog" to "case of male dogs"
  134. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    January 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    http://www.translationparty.com/#6065160

    this one is epic beyond words

  135. Profile photo of trez_a
    trez_a Female 18-29
    14 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:22 am
    Woo Hoo!!! I beat it with " I dream of Genie" haha.
  136. Profile photo of emo_kitteh
    emo_kitteh Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    I used a line from a poem.

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