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I lol`d. Also, planetoid is how I roll. No ass stands a chance when you use a whole roll in one go.
I mean, we wash our hands after we poo. Why? TO GET THE FRICKEN CRAP OFF. We use baby wipes to clean a baby`s bottom. Why? TO GET THE FRICKEN CRAP OFF. So why do Americans wash their hands religiously, but sit around with poop in their pants? I know we are a "rugged" society, but the west has been conquored, indoor plumbing is now the norm, its time to enter the 21st century and fricken clean your ashhole.
F*uck, even dogs "wet wipe," for good reason.
I know culture shock is difficult to overcome, but think about what you are saying - you are saying you are OK with people walking around with crap on thier skin - literally, any guy you meet who has taken a dump that day is carrying around a little reminder of that dump in his pants. Blows my mind Americans are fine with this.
Shake with the right hand, wipe with the left. That is the ORIGIN of shaking hands with the right hand.
Ever heard of anal bleaching ladies (and homosexual men)? It isn`t required if you don`t tend to leave poop (which is brown because of BILE which stains the skin) on your rim.
I never said I carry them around, but seriously, think about the reality.
Its nice that you admit on the internet that you enjoy leaving sh*t in your ass-crack all day long. VERY sanitary. Like I said, its an American thing. Most countries have bidets everywhere.
I STAND BY MY POINT. THINK ABOUT IT - WOULD YOU WIPE DOG poo OFF OF YOUR ARM USING DRY PAPER TOWEL???? SO WHY IS IT OK TO DO THAT IN YOUR MOIST, ENCLOSED ASS-CRACK???
I think the majority of IABers would have some curiosity about what a 7.0 quake looks like.
you are such a WONDERFUL PERSON!!!!!
Because she told everyone to save the environment by sticking with only one square. (Eww.)
I go with the wad, although I have had to do the Hobo/fratboy on more than one occasion.
that is such a waste of money... you seriously carry them around with you to use when you poo?
if all european men do this, europe`s even gayer than i thought.
I don`t get the Sheryl Crow one...
In Europe and other countries around the world they commonly have bidets (sp?).
IT IS SIMPLY A FACT THAT AMERICAN MEN ARE CONSTANTLY WALKING AROUND WITH CRAP IN THEIR CRACKS, since 95% don`t use a wet-wipe or something.
Me, I use a baby wipe first, then finish off with a dry wipe.
She suggested that we should all fight global warming by using only 1 sheet of TP per sitting.
The only thing you need to remember here is NEVER shake hands with her.
Need to try the Origami, and maybe the mummy for poos and giggles...
But I do take a poo every now and then...