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145 Responses to Top 11 Most Popular `Wiping` Methods [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    January 13, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    Link: Top 11 Most Popular `Wiping` Methods - Yeah, it`s a personal question, but we`re asking anyway: How do you wipe? Is your method shown? Do you have another way?
  2. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:11 am
    i lol`ed at the origami and the pharaoh ones
  3. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:11 am
    oh look at that...first for the first time ever lol (who the hell cares?)
  4. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:12 am
    I personally use the origami crane.
  5. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:12 am
    Lol origami. I guess mine would be napkin fold. Maybe.
  6. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:12 am
    my method is not even on the list :P
  7. Profile photo of MsMalicious
    MsMalicious Female 18-29
    291 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:14 am
    lol who wipes their ass with origami?! xD
  8. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:18 am
    defenently the wad. its toilet paper, i just fuc kin crumple it up.
  9. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:22 am
    napkin fold ftw
  10. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:22 am
    I went to Thailand at the end of last year and instead of bogroll they basically have a shower attachment thing on a hose that you aim at your jacksie when you are finished in every toilet.
  11. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:23 am
    wait wth.... what do girls need toilet paper for? its not like they poop or anything
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Apparently, everyone in my office uses the origami method. Now I know why they take so freakin long in there.
  13. Profile photo of Kshine
    Kshine Female 13-17
    134 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:33 am
    Napkin fold nodnodnod
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:35 am
    i do the roll/wad.
  15. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:35 am
    I dont poop. Most certainly not!


    But I do take a poo every now and then...

  16. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Super-wad. I`m not taking any chances
  17. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:45 am
    whats this primitive stuff? jeez, i use the 3 seashells. doesn`t everyone?
  18. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:45 am
    i usually do the roll, but sometimes, the roll is just not safe enough, so i do the super-wad.
  19. Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:47 am
    The roll, but I will try the mummy one of these days lol
  20. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:49 am
    the wad
  21. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:55 am
    3 seashells FTW, that was good fknloser
  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:56 am
    I`m not the only one who does the crane!?
  23. Profile photo of bigjames02
    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:56 am
    I`m a fan of the runway.
  24. Profile photo of riathrift
    riathrift Female 18-29
    79 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:00 am
    I`m a very indecisive person... that said, usually I use either the roll or the napkin fold, but occasionally, early in the morning/late at night/when I`m feeling lazy I go ahead and just use the wad... The mit or conveyor belt are occasionally optimized.... but I HAVE used the double/single square, from time to time. Usually after one of the above mentioned.

    Need to try the Origami, and maybe the mummy for poos and giggles...

  25. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Its all about the surface area, wadx2
  26. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:04 am
    You`re always safe with a super wad, although my personal preference is the mit.
  27. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Mummy ftw
  28. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Haha, napkin fold
  29. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:12 am
    The wad. The mummy appears to be gay because you are essentially sticking your hand in your ass.
  30. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Napkin fold for me
  31. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:20 am
    The Wad/The Super-Wad
  32. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:21 am
    Hmm...the Mummy looks intriging.
  33. Profile photo of ulfnir
    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:21 am
    I prefer the mitt.
  34. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:26 am
    superwad.
  35. Profile photo of shepherd
    shepherd Male 30-39
    137 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:30 am
    the thicker the WAD the better in case of finger pokeage - Can i ask why the 1st one is called the Sheryl Crow - DOH - I get it the single square!! or is there another reason?
  36. Profile photo of RexJNibcore
    RexJNibcore Female 18-29
    70 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:30 am
    I start with the mitt and pull it off so it becomes the roll.
  37. Profile photo of Asuban
    Asuban Female 18-29
    107 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Actually I never thought that people would wipe differenty O.O how come I didn`t realize that. I use the roll (I flatten it). Others seems just weird... O.o
  38. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:32 am
    I use basically the mitt, except for just laying it in my hand, not having my hand inside of it.
  39. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:32 am
    So wait, wiping your ass is gay now? I guess masturbating is gay too, cause you`re touchin` a dick, ya fag!
  40. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:32 am
    That was @ pol4r21 in case anyone needs some context.
  41. Profile photo of gymcoach29
    gymcoach29 Male 30-39
    363 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Oh...is that what that roll of stuff in the bathroom is for?
  42. Profile photo of robbstercraw
    robbstercraw Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:40 am
    The wad or Super-wad..Maximum collection with no finger slipage. Sheryl Crows hands and guitar must constantly smell like poo!
  43. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:50 am
    I roll. But my boyfriend recently started complaining that I waste too much TP. So I`ve been folding a few sheets. I can`t stand the idea of any excrement touching my hands though....
  44. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:58 am
    shepherd "Can i ask why the 1st one is called the Sheryl Crow - DOH - I get it the single square!! or is there another reason?"

    She suggested that we should all fight global warming by using only 1 sheet of TP per sitting.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sheryl-cro...

    The only thing you need to remember here is NEVER shake hands with her.

  45. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:00 am
    wad
  46. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:01 am
    I think the mummy is just a teensy bit overkill.
  47. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:04 am
    I must try pharoah. I seriously must.
  48. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:22 am
    I use the three shells. Doesn`t everybody?
  49. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:27 am
    I shared a house with two girls in college. Women use a hell of a lot more bog roll than men. They go for the oven mitt everytime, and they don`t fold and wipe. Half a bog roll on their hands, one wipe, and in the toilet it goes. Repeat until all the andrex is used up. Do not replace roll.
  50. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:29 am
    my eyes have been opened... thank you iab .. thank you
  51. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Super-wad :X
  52. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I`m a mitt man.
  53. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:49 am
    origami crane LMAO
  54. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:50 am
    @DrV ... i beat ya to it buddy, sorry, lol at least someone remembers that dorky movie.
  55. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:59 am
    I`m a wad person.
  56. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Napkin fold FTW!
  57. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:22 am
    lol Napkin fold x4 so almost roll
  58. Profile photo of hellohello10
    hellohello10 Female 13-17
    155 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:23 am
    the mummy/pharaoh..... lol kidding, wad
  59. Profile photo of alexon1000
    alexon1000 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:23 am
    the mitt
  60. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Yep...Wad
  61. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Maybe if I have to take a really long poo I`ll start to make the crane. But I don`t have time for this folding business, so The Wad.
  62. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Double square.
  63. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Damn you people who beat me to a Demolition Man joke. Damn you all.
  64. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:43 am
    I think I`m about a three squarer.
  65. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:55 am
    2 `rolls`, wet, 2 or 3 or more `rolls` dry (depends).. wait why am i announcing this to the world? cuz thats what the internet`s for.
  66. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:10 am
    i make a triangle
  67. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:15 am
    None of your goddessdamned business.
  68. Profile photo of tankspank
    tankspank Male 18-29
    15 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:16 am
    I would say i start with The roll, and finish with The double square ;)
  69. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Wow im gonna start using the crane!
  70. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    228 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:36 am
    wait...you`re supposed to wipe?
  71. Profile photo of Davilyan
    Davilyan Male 18-29
    73 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:49 am
    They forgot the one my old boss told me about.... "the army" it shall henceforth be named. one square, rip a tiny bit from the corner and wipe your ass... the rest, thats for cleaning your finger *vomits*
  72. Profile photo of DemonClown69
    DemonClown69 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:58 am
    I Use The Roll
  73. Profile photo of iamcool1235
    iamcool1235 Male 13-17
    121 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    the planetoid!!!
  74. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I was kind of expecting to see sandpaper. It`d me the MANLY METHOD.
  75. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    the wad is my style :P
    but thats mostly just from the crappy school paper offered here
  76. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    I`m ashamed to say I use the Super-wad.
    ALSO: I am still having login problems.
  77. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Something that always baffles me about America is this. OK, so men typically have hairy asses. If a guy goes number 2, NO amount of wiping with merely dry paper will remove all the fecal matter. Think about it - if had crap on your hand, would you feel clean if you used only a dry paper towel to wipe it off???? NO!!!

    In Europe and other countries around the world they commonly have bidets (sp?).

    IT IS SIMPLY A FACT THAT AMERICAN MEN ARE CONSTANTLY WALKING AROUND WITH CRAP IN THEIR CRACKS, since 95% don`t use a wet-wipe or something.

    Me, I use a baby wipe first, then finish off with a dry wipe.

  78. Profile photo of xcaitiebabie
    xcaitiebabie Female 18-29
    96 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    napkin fold for me. i like things neat lol.
  79. Profile photo of Jats
    Jats Male 18-29
    242 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Good for you goaliejerry...good for you.
  80. Profile photo of mle2009
    mle2009 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    The wad definitely.

    I don`t get the Sheryl Crow one...

  81. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    goaliejerry:

    that is such a waste of money... you seriously carry them around with you to use when you poo?

    if all european men do this, europe`s even gayer than i thought.

  82. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    i used the wad when i was like 3, then went kinda like the napkin :P eat my poop, paper
  83. Profile photo of AlishaLovesU
    AlishaLovesU Female 13-17
    88 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    xD This is funny.
  84. Profile photo of AlishaLovesU
    AlishaLovesU Female 13-17
    88 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    I use the `Hobo` one.
  85. Profile photo of champavert
    champavert Male 40-49
    26 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    A new one. The gruyère cheese slice: It`s full of holes because my cat play with the roll everytime i pick one. I am just glad there`s still some paper...
  86. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Somewhere between a napkin fold and a wad.
  87. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Napkin fold for me. If you do the single square, you may as well just use your bare hand.
  88. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Why`s it called the Sheryl Crow?
  89. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    The roll, though if I could make the origami I sure as heck would make that.
  90. Profile photo of strech2k
    strech2k Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    super wad XD
  91. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Mine is usually a mix between a roll and a wad. Sometimes a napkin fold if I tear the TP before I`m ready.
  92. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    I use the Barrel, and then finish with a Roll.
  93. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    The mummy, but about 3 times as thick as the one in the picture.
  94. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    "Why`s it called the Sheryl Crow?"

    Because she told everyone to save the environment by sticking with only one square. (Eww.)

    I go with the wad, although I have had to do the Hobo/fratboy on more than one occasion.

  95. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    i oragami my tp before a wipe mah ass, but it`s a fish, so it will feel at home being flushed
  96. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    I`m actually very obsessive with my toilet paper. It has to be folded VERY neatly.
  97. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    gross... i just use enough to make sure i get it all. haha i guess it would be considered a roll because i wrap it around my hand like three times and then pull it off.
  98. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Wipe? Meh, I thought that`s why we have underwear.
  99. Profile photo of chacha2000
    chacha2000 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    wow...I can`t believe this link was chosen to be posted over my link showing video footage of the Haiti earthquake as it happened...FOR SHAME IAB!
  100. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    no one cares about haiti. get over it, if you wanna see haiti footage, google it.
  101. Profile photo of chacha2000
    chacha2000 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    apathy...it`s what`s wrong with our society...

    you are such a WONDERFUL PERSON!!!!!

  102. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    I agree obeydarklord in a way. IAB isn`t exactly the place for keeping up with the news. It`s more or less for entertainment (hence I AM BORED) So bombarding us with updates about Haiti would really not appeal to the typical IABer
  103. Profile photo of chacha2000
    chacha2000 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    well...it seems to me that if they can show photos from the earthquake...then, a video isn`t so out of whack with a post that had a high rating. Go figure.

    I think the majority of IABers would have some curiosity about what a 7.0 quake looks like.

  104. Profile photo of chacha2000
    chacha2000 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXHopCrs4...
  105. Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Um... let`s get on topic, people, this is about wiping. Personally, I prefer the conveyor belt, as it provides a large base with which to wipe, as well as adequate padding and a firm hold.
  106. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    What a bunch of weird comments to walk into after seeing wiping methods
  107. Profile photo of chacha2000
    chacha2000 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    lol...sorry about that. I am just feeling a little peturbed over the chosen links today and this one was the most ridiculous.
  108. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    Where is the most popular of them all? the shirtsleeve?
  109. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Wad. Quick and simple.
    But everyone here has Sheryl Crow`d it. When you can see the cardboard and you realize you`ve been wasteful.
  110. Profile photo of gargamel314
    gargamel314 Male 30-39
    80 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    they left out the method used in countries that don`t use toilet paper. Know what they do in India? do you?
  111. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Ah, the simple yet reliable wad.
  112. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    Septemberex:

    I never said I carry them around, but seriously, think about the reality.

    Its nice that you admit on the internet that you enjoy leaving sh*t in your ass-crack all day long. VERY sanitary. Like I said, its an American thing. Most countries have bidets everywhere.

    I STAND BY MY POINT. THINK ABOUT IT - WOULD YOU WIPE DOG poo OFF OF YOUR ARM USING DRY PAPER TOWEL???? SO WHY IS IT OK TO DO THAT IN YOUR MOIST, ENCLOSED ASS-CRACK???

  113. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    ALL OF YOU PEOPLE JUST DRY WIPING - YOU ARE LEAVING FECES IN YOUR ASS CRACK. Simple fact.

    Ever heard of anal bleaching ladies (and homosexual men)? It isn`t required if you don`t tend to leave poop (which is brown because of BILE which stains the skin) on your rim.

  114. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    roll, alwaays thick. i buy the good stuff too.
  115. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    "they left out the method used in countries that don`t use toilet paper. Know what they do in India? do you?"

    Shake with the right hand, wipe with the left. That is the ORIGIN of shaking hands with the right hand.

  116. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    "if all european men do this, europe`s even gayer than i thought."

    I know culture shock is difficult to overcome, but think about what you are saying - you are saying you are OK with people walking around with crap on thier skin - literally, any guy you meet who has taken a dump that day is carrying around a little reminder of that dump in his pants. Blows my mind Americans are fine with this.

  117. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    I`m very passionate about anal hygiene. Mainly because I don`t like crap in my pants, or in the pants of people I meet.

    I mean, we wash our hands after we poo. Why? TO GET THE FRICKEN CRAP OFF. We use baby wipes to clean a baby`s bottom. Why? TO GET THE FRICKEN CRAP OFF. So why do Americans wash their hands religiously, but sit around with poop in their pants? I know we are a "rugged" society, but the west has been conquored, indoor plumbing is now the norm, its time to enter the 21st century and fricken clean your ashhole.

    F*uck, even dogs "wet wipe," for good reason.

  118. Profile photo of FumblingMala
    FumblingMala Male 18-29
    56 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    `I`m very passionate about anal hygiene`

    I lol`d. Also, planetoid is how I roll. No ass stands a chance when you use a whole roll in one go.

  119. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    YEAH! I wipe with wet towel... CLEAN ASHHOLES UNITE!
  120. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    I hate when I have to use "John Wayne" toilet paper at a public restroom. I have to use the planetoid then because it`s "rough as hell and don`t take poo from no one."
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    Kandigoddess Female 18-29
    12 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    Planetoid is a good method. . .
  122. Profile photo of sthp67
    sthp67 Male 70 & Over
    137 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    I once had an idea for a single use ass-wiping glove. The `sh-t`ten. It`s like a mitten, for complete control and no grip issues. And you won`t possibly make a mess on your skin. When you`re done, just flush it down. Kind of like "the mummy".
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    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    I try to use the napkin fold as much as possible, but oftentimes it just ends up a wad or a planetoid.
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    zwollf Female 18-29
    58 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    The wad all the way...! the edges get everything lol...who wants a soggy bottom in their pants? whats the use of a wet towel...you have to wash it later right...ewwwwww
  125. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:15 am
    I`m a fitter and turner, so it`s gotta be the wad!
  126. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 1:18 am
    The Roll here.
  127. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 2:48 am
    I use the runway
  128. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:21 am
    the napkin fold or the wad, but the mummy looks pretty interesting albeit messy XP
  129. Profile photo of Nullsign
    Nullsign Male 18-29
    24 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:23 am
    I need to try the mummy after some taco-bell.
  130. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Double square FTW!
  131. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 5:20 am
    @goaliejerrys:
    By all means, be passionate about your ass wiping, just... keep your passion focused on your ass and not on the comments section.
    (Note: The Europe I know does not have bidets everywhere.)
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 6:00 am
    origami!
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    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 8:01 am
    i have seen billboreds in chicago wanting to know how u wipe and roll over or under
    ps to chicagoans vote roll over
  134. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 9:57 am
    goaliejerry...wen i spill a drink on the floor i generally can take a dry paper towel then soak it up and wipe. eventually the liquid is gone and the floor is completely dry.
    also we use baby wipes on babies because they feel the need to cry about every small bit of discomfort. we love our babies so we use cool, wet wipes
  135. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    lol- FML! While most people only have to make this choice when in the bathroom alone, It`s a vocational decision for me. I`m a caregiver for elderly people (though I do love my job, despite having to wipe poo off people`s butts)
  136. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Ladies- just a reminder: don`t wipe back to front. You don`t want all that E. coli that lives in your colon getting in your vag. I`ve actually seen female caregivers wipe female residents at my work back to front, and it made me seriously question their own personal hygiene practices.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    oragami crane all the way.
  138. Profile photo of wereallboned
    wereallboned Male 18-29
    256 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    sbeelz uve ruined my dinner
  139. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 15, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    one time i used an entire roll to wipe
  140. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 3:41 am
    who the hell uses ONE SQUARE
  141. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    A mix of double and wad.
  142. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 12:30 am
    I totally do the Origami Crane and The Pharaoh all the time.
  143. Profile photo of HitlerRulz
    HitlerRulz Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    I use wet wipes, like the ones used for babies
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    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    February 17, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    same as KoalaMeatPie

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