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Date: 01/05/10 12:00 PM

68 Responses to There`s Good Chance You`re An Alcoholic… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Link: There`s Good Chance You`re An Alcoholic... - If this is how you drink...
  2. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    it would be worth watching if he could tape both hands on his own...
  3. Profile photo of Phillei
    Phillei Male 18-29
    108 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    cool
  4. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Ahhhh Edward Forty hands good times good times.
  5. Profile photo of quentinb
    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    LOL @ tapedbottlesfists.jpg
  6. Profile photo of piemaster
    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    How does he pee?
  7. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    VV You don`t in order to win at Edward Fortyhands you have to finish both 40`s before you get use of your hands.
  8. Profile photo of Chaouse
    Chaouse Male 13-17
    194 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    80oz. to freedom
  9. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    playing edward 40hands does not make you an alcoholic
  10. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    thats such a GREAT idea!!! why didnt i ever think of that!!
  11. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    "playing edward 40hands does not make you an alcoholic"

    That really depends. If you`re in your teens or early 20s, no probably not. If this guy`s still playing Edward 40hands 10 years from now- or drinking 40`s at all for that matter- yeah, he`s an alcoholic.

  12. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    alcoholic or super hero?
  13. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    LOL. where i come from its not called "edward 40hands".
    Its called edward ciderhands, and for the ladies: amy winehands. ;)
  14. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    SKINHEAD!!! word.
  15. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Surely that means you can only have 2 bottles?
  16. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Ehh...a bit of a disappointing post.
  17. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    I had one casted to my hand for a stag party
  18. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Well, thank you IAB for continuing to expand my bank of useless knowlege. Edward Forty Hands? This has escaped me `til now. My time here today was not wasted! :-)
  19. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    This is a drinking game called Edward 40-hands (as in 40 oz bottle). Oh wait, it looks like a million people have posted that already.
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Edward drink hands!
  21. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    this IS how i drink...nice chops though
  22. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Bah.... the lids are on!
  23. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    pish, call me about alcoholism when ur scrounging pennies and dimes for a fifth of black velvet or cheap vodka.
  24. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    That guys sideburns are immense.
  25. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I bet that`s davymid >.>
  26. Profile photo of bigjames02
    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Epic chops..and epic 40-hands!
  27. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    it`s a game. i forgot what its called, but..well..you can see how you play.
  28. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    332 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    thats just edward forty hand, it means there is a good chance you are in college.
  29. Profile photo of v_ataraxic
    v_ataraxic Female 18-29
    208 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Too bad my father was always too drunk to figure this one out.
  30. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    youve never played "edward 40-hands" before. its a great game.
  31. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Edward Fortyhands!
  32. Profile photo of CapnAwesome
    CapnAwesome Male 18-29
    236 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    hwo do you play edward fortyhands? my guess is you can`t take em off til they`re empty?
  33. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    What a great game
  34. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Ok, so I guess the best strategy is to get them both down before you have to pee? Meh, I like liquor. You`re drunk before you have to pee.
  35. Profile photo of PermaFrost
    PermaFrost Female 30-39
    141 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    There`s Good Chance You`re A Douchebag... . If this is how you drink...

  36. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    those sideburns deserve some kind of medal, or he deserves to be taken to a ball....all men with sideburns deserve to go to a ball....
  37. Profile photo of bigfoot27
    bigfoot27 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    i love how his side burns are a different color than the rest of his hair.
  38. Profile photo of courtneyshea
    courtneyshea Female 18-29
    46 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    edward 40 hands! you`re not allowed to do anything (pee, smoke, etc) until you drink both of them.
  39. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    That solves the problem of holding on to your glass, but what about accurately pouring it into your mouth!?!?
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    Meh, that`s amateur drinking at best. Let me grab a camera and show you my intravenous Jack Daniels drip and you`ll...
  41. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    ahaha this one made me crack up.
  42. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    Old drinking game is old.
  43. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    its like that time i taped a cup to my hand
  44. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    i must say; kickin mutton chops, dude...
  45. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    "There`s Good Chance You`re A Douchebag... . If this is how you drink..."

    There is a Good Chance You`re Boring As Hell if that is how you think...

    Back to Bible study with you.

  46. Profile photo of zwollf
    zwollf Female 18-29
    58 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    haha a better one to do, get a beer bong, a beer some 151 and someone to take the beer bong....and when they arent looking, make sure to slosh in a good swig of the 151....it also is waaaay funnier if the beer is almost frozen, you know with the ice-y bits.....I watched someone burpp up foam for 30 minutes after this happpend to them lol...!
  47. Profile photo of MasterPimp
    MasterPimp Male 13-17
    31 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Nice work out, doing some curls.
  48. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Edward 40 hands party!!!!
  49. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    I thought that was only a frat boy thing. this guy is obviously a skin.. what`re you doin dude?
  50. Profile photo of 73BigZ
    73BigZ Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Dedication right there. I wish I was on that level myself.
  51. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    Maybe he just doesn`t have any fingers?
  52. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    Edward 40 hands...oh god
  53. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    there`s also the alternative if you can`t find 40s:

    take 7 12 oz beers and tape them together in a hexagon shape along with your hands

  54. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 12:48 am
    Damn, now I am thirsty for a 40oz! Damn it IAB!
  55. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 2:33 am
    Well, thank you IAB for continuing to expand my bank of useless knowlege. Edward Forty Hands? This has escaped me `til now. My time here today was not wasted!
    ________________________________

    I know, right? Who comes up with this? Funny as hell though...

  56. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 2:44 am
    This was taken 8 seconds before he threw both of his 40hands into the air in apparent victory and knocked over that prized bottle of liqour by his left 40hand (Jameson?) He should have strapped it down.....
  57. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 4:35 am
    I`m willing to guess he`s mostly Irish??
  58. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 6:57 am
    No irish only wear green and are tiny :D
  59. Profile photo of Davilyan
    Davilyan Male 18-29
    73 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 7:20 am
    OR ppl know how to partay :P
  60. Profile photo of floaton
    floaton Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 8:21 am
    edward forty hands. I`ve never done it or even been to parties. They are stupid. But I know what that is. This is stupid.
  61. Profile photo of jedimonk
    jedimonk Male 18-29
    188 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 10:29 am
    @buxco: I am offended and appalled at your inference! How dare you suggest that only the Irish are AWESOME!!!
  62. Profile photo of Drawstring
    Drawstring Male 18-29
    90 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Edward Forty hands is the business, and floaton why are parties stupid....??
  63. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    They did that to us during frosh week at my university. Couldn`t untape them until we drank them, then they took them off and taped new ones on.
  64. Profile photo of seeeeaaaaaan
    seeeeaaaaaan Male 18-29
    10 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    good old edward 40 hands
  65. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    i did this on milk day bad call
  66. Profile photo of FoneIsRingin
    FoneIsRingin Female 18-29
    22 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    @sathon
    they took them off for you?
    when we play you have to get them off yourself. usually involves broken glass, which is an awful idea.
  67. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 1:21 am
    lol
  68. Profile photo of Scrooluse
    Scrooluse Male 30-39
    64 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 2:56 am
    *remembers that rite of passage* Edward 40 Hands. Classic.

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