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Date: 01/04/10 07:01 AM

41 Responses to The Most Useless Machine EVER!

  1. Profile photo of SaskView
    SaskView Male 40-49
    9 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:47 am
    Link: The Most Useless Machine EVER! - And yet everyone wants one.
  2. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:08 am
    that looks kinda fun, i mean i turn it on it turns it off, quite the timespender
  3. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 6:16 am
    Don`t forget to go to http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Most... for instruction on how to build one. Also, in the comments there, you`ll see that it has quite the history.
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    floaton Male 18-29
    29 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:16 am
    It`s like so many things in life. You try so hard, to end up back where you started.....I`m gonna go cut myself because my daddy never said he loved me, unless he was...................
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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:22 am
    seems very familiar to my marriage.... she turns me on... i turn her right off. come on, i am not that ugly :/
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:32 am
    that could keep me entertained for awhile
  7. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:38 am
    I love how the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme Song is in the related videos lol.
  8. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:56 am
    I want this somehow worked into my door bell :D
  9. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Toggle switches are fun.
  10. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:18 am
    Pure. Genius.
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    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:24 am
    I want me one of these.

    Hours of fun.
    days?
    WEEKS

    Years of fun!

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    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:32 am
    it would be good if it said "meh" every time too.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:45 am
    tee hee! all it does is turn itself off!! i want one!!
  14. Profile photo of king20
    king20 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 8:46 am
    hmm when i see this i think of a worm..
  15. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:20 am
    I can imagine how well this product would sell amongst the stoner market.
  16. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:22 am
    I WANT IT!!
  17. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Awesome!
    :O
  18. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1517 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:25 am
    ok...that is AWESOME! lol
  19. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:46 am
    old, but still funny as hell.
  20. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 10:51 am
    I had the primitive version of this. It was a little matchbox sized thing and when you slid the plank out with your finger, a little snake figurine would pop up and touch your finger. The first time i tried it I got scared.
    Those were the days.
  21. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Do want!
  22. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 11:42 am
    how whimsical
  23. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    i want one!
  24. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Ahahaha!
    The stubborness. Who would prevail?
  25. Profile photo of lucu
    lucu Female 18-29
    176 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    I kinda want one too.
  26. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Haha I`d use it to scare people.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Yep retarded!
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    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    im so making one
  29. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    I saw that on instructables 2 days ago. Its epic. I want one!
  30. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    yeah. I want that.
  31. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    the item of choice for all us bored i-a-bers. (but we`re all here because we`re bored right?)
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    It turns itself off! I wonder if you could fit two or three of them together, so they turned each other on and off all day?
  33. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Reminds me of so very many early attempts at getting laid.
  34. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 8:40 am
    They should advertise this as much as they advertise Girls Gone Wild.
  35. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Wow I really want one!
  36. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Strangely enough, I want one. NOW!
  37. Profile photo of woohooitsme
    woohooitsme Female 13-17
    98 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    i think i would end up destroying it, lol
  38. Profile photo of Steveoconnor
    Steveoconnor Male 18-29
    11 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    Silverthread i feel you haha
  39. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 8:12 am
    I...need.....it
  40. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Its like a little stubborn robot, it just wants some shut eye
  41. Profile photo of Irontop33
    Irontop33 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    February 3, 2010 at 1:42 am
    damn dude dont flick the switch how many time does the box have to tell you

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