The Most Useless Machine EVER!

Submitted by: SaskView 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4

And yet everyone wants one. [Video]
There are 41 comments:
Male 89
damn dude dont flick the switch how many time does the box have to tell you
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Male 1,918
Its like a little stubborn robot, it just wants some shut eye
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Female 85
I...need.....it
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Male 11
Silverthread i feel you haha
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Female 98
i think i would end up destroying it, lol
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Male 111
Strangely enough, I want one. NOW!
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Male 266
Wow I really want one!
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Male 893
They should advertise this as much as they advertise Girls Gone Wild.
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Male 3,431
Reminds me of so very many early attempts at getting laid.
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Male 8,302
It turns itself off! I wonder if you could fit two or three of them together, so they turned each other on and off all day?
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Female 158
the item of choice for all us bored i-a-bers. (but we`re all here because we`re bored right?)
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Male 838
yeah. I want that.
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Male 294
I saw that on instructables 2 days ago. Its epic. I want one!
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Male 478
im so making one
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Male 25,416
Yep retarded!
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Male 486
Haha I`d use it to scare people.
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Female 176
I kinda want one too.
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Female 1,283
Ahahaha!
The stubborness. Who would prevail?
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Female 330
i want one!
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Male 2,422
how whimsical
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Female 241
Do want!
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Female 1,652
I had the primitive version of this. It was a little matchbox sized thing and when you slid the plank out with your finger, a little snake figurine would pop up and touch your finger. The first time i tried it I got scared.
Those were the days.
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Male 2,796
old, but still funny as hell.
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Female 1,537
ok...that is AWESOME! lol
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Male 774
Awesome!
:O
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Male 1,403
I WANT IT!!
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Male 493
I can imagine how well this product would sell amongst the stoner market.
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Male 17
hmm when i see this i think of a worm..
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Female 3,828
tee hee! all it does is turn itself off!! i want one!!
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Male 286
it would be good if it said "meh" every time too.
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Female 351
I want me one of these.

Hours of fun.
days?
WEEKS

Years of fun!

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Male 321
Pure. Genius.
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Female 4,039
Toggle switches are fun.
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Male 3,619
I want this somehow worked into my door bell :D
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Male 1,550
I love how the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme Song is in the related videos lol.
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Male 7,611
that could keep me entertained for awhile
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Male 418
seems very familiar to my marriage.... she turns me on... i turn her right off. come on, i am not that ugly :/
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Male 29
It`s like so many things in life. You try so hard, to end up back where you started.....I`m gonna go cut myself because my daddy never said he loved me, unless he was...................
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Male 3,322
Don`t forget to go to http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Most... for instruction on how to build one. Also, in the comments there, you`ll see that it has quite the history.
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Male 2,005
that looks kinda fun, i mean i turn it on it turns it off, quite the timespender
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Male 9
Link: The Most Useless Machine EVER! [Rate Link] - And yet everyone wants one. [Video]
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