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Date: 01/17/10 08:04 AM

43 Responses to The Moment Jesus Discovered His Powers… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    January 12, 2010 at 3:50 am
    Link: The Moment Jesus Discovered His Powers... - No, not that Jesus, the other Jesus.
  2. Profile photo of XxNaruNaruxX
    XxNaruNaruxX Male 13-17
    144 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Lol, the caption did it for me. XD
  3. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:14 am
    DIVE! DIVE!
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:21 am
    in that situation i think we would all find a way to run on water.
  5. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:23 am
    At first, I LOL`d
    But then
    I was like :|

    Because after looking at it for 3 seconds, you realize it doesn`t look anything like running on solid ground, and the splash indicates a completely different movement... one that looks an awful lot like ordinary falling.

  6. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Run Jesus, RUN!!
  7. Profile photo of repression
    repression Female 13-17
    89 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:48 am
    Can bulls swim?
  8. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:53 am
    Is that the same Jesus who was suspended from school for punching a janitor?
  9. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Fly you Fool!
  10. Profile photo of kainz
    kainz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:57 am
    rest assured, this is not the real jesus.. this guy will not come back from this one..
  11. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Ha! I love it.

    Yes. The bull probably dies, the guy will live if he knows how to swim, and even if he didn`t there are tons of bystanders who can save him.

  12. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 9:39 am
    videogamer > "Because after looking at it for 3 seconds, you realize it doesn`t look anything like running on solid ground, and the splash indicates a completely different movement... one that looks an awful lot like ordinary falling."

    Do you have any sense of Ha Ha at all?
    You are doomed to a life of boredom.

  13. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Rofl, the other Jesus :)
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:11 am
    repression, no, they cannot.
  15. Profile photo of jameskd
    jameskd Male 18-29
    8 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I`m pretty sure that bulls can swim.... Right?
  16. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:41 am
    really? Who`d a known he`d come back as a bull.
  17. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:55 am
    NEW INFORMATION:
    Yes, bulls can swim.
  18. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I don`t doubt bulls can swim. But Jesus can probably run...errr...swim faster in the water than the bull.
  19. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    wow, i guess we`re back in the olden days with iab today hmm?
  20. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    shopped
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Haha ha! the bulls like he cant escape, then bamoo!
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    I would walk on water too if I was on that situation
  23. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Holy cow
  24. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    caption win.
  25. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    magical...
  26. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Heyyy seusssss!
  27. Profile photo of UrielElOsO
    UrielElOsO Male 18-29
    79 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    Peveo4589: "Holy cow"

    You just had to say it!

  28. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    awesome caption
  29. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    He`s thinking, "Oh man, why the hell did I move from Pamplona in the first place?"
  30. Profile photo of ukfra
    ukfra Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!
  31. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    Hey Zeus isn`t even wearing red makes you wonder what else he coulda done to piss off that bull, huh?
  32. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    nidonemo, well i guess i was wrong.
  33. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Hey zues!!!
  34. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    Lmfao.

    He was probably all poos and giggles until he looked back to see that the bull was actually jumping in after him.

  35. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    How many Jesuses are there? Jesus.
  36. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    "Well, the old bull was getting kinda rank, and this is the only way we can get him to take a bath."
  37. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    he was probably running hella fast.
  38. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    please -rolls eyes- not funny at all. rather silly if you ask me
  39. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    366 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:45 am
    HAY-SUS.... idk..
  40. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 2:45 am
    I imagine there will be a brown stain in the water and not just from the mud
  41. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 18, 2010 at 8:58 am
    xD If that happens, ur fked
  42. Profile photo of HitlerRulz
    HitlerRulz Male 18-29
    58 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Now he is truly an wetback!
  43. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 4, 2010 at 9:13 am
    hahahaha

    xD

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