The Future World`s Oldest Virgin, Circa 1997 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

Chad always wondered when he knew he"d be a virgin for life. He"s pretty sure it was when this photo was made public.
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Male 699
mudkipz! run!
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Female 400
I`d pay to play in that room. :P
(Although apparently the whole house is filled too.)


The shot`s from where she got into the Guinness Book of World Records.

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Male 58
This could actually be a pokemon convention, i know they had something like that a while ago. back in the day when pokemon reigned supreme in the kid`s mechandise
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Male 25,417
old school!
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Female 243
It`s funny because this is a girl.
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Female 204
pika?
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Male 294
Oo a Groudon! lol
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Male 77
You`d think he`d at least have a pair of Pokemon sweatpants. Come on.
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Female 688
lol zubathat.
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Male 27
Isn`t that the pic of the record-holder for most Pokemon things, or something?
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Female 365
this is beyond obsession
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Female 31
I`m getting the impression they like Pokemon...
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Female 364
She looks happy.
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Male 83
ppl have to get lives XD
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Male 499
That looks like a drated up trip.
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Male 58
I`ll knock the dust off that ass, boy or girl! I don`t care!
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Male 254
I wonder if she lieks mudkipz
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Male 5,194
It`s a GIRL. A British girl, no less. Girls can`t be "nerds", so maybe she`s a... umm... too young to be a "munter"... hmm... what would she be?
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Male 50
i just recently destroyed a friend of mine... we bot pulled the ole game boy cartridges off the shelf.
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Male 24
Dude, I would jump into that.
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Male 2,703
""My family have been incredibly supportive considering the collection takes up the whole house, including my mother`s room!"

>lives with parents at 21

she just completed the nerd stereotype

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Male 1,043
Poke-noms!!
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Female 134
Yeah, I was horrified to stumble that article and learn that the picture was of a 21 year old woman.
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Male 1,023
that was girl?
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Male 3,619
nerd girls are usually more atractive on a personal level. ...usually...
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Male 1,596
poke-mong
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Female 718
wow... she caught them all!
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Male 12
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Female 420
Well kids need a hobby. rahther this than smoking I suppose!
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Male 101
OMG! THIS KID RULES! And I-A-B, you didn`t take nerd, geek, and gamer girls into consideration, some of which just happen to be hot. Stop hating on the nerds.
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Female 678
whoa. that`s kinda trippy...
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Female 247
OMG OMG OMG x3
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Male 24
this kid`s taken the phrase "gotta catch `em all" just a little bit too seriously.
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Male 1,505
From that angle, I wish I could drop a brick on his prick.
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Female 471
Do you think he might like Pokemon?
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Female 170
Omigod! I want those :) ALL OF THEM!!!!
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Male 483
"THIS SOULD BE UNDER DADDY DIDNT HUG ME 140"

I disagree. It should be under "Daddy Hugged Me A Little Too Much #1"

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Male 264
"Im so high right now this looks amazing."

haha I agree with that

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Female 697
so colorful x-x blinds me... dang. Thats the most awfully pathetic collection I`ve ever seen...
Winnie the Pooh is better then this >.>
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Female 330
Penis?
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Female 3,828
lol thats actually so awesome. i wanna do that..
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Male 450
THIS SOULD BE UNDER DADDY DIDNT HUG ME 140
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Female 778
anyone else seeing what i`m seeing at the bottom of this photo? tee hee!
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Female 140
I hear Chad likes Mudkips...
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Male 2,579
Yeah baby yeah
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Female 1,324
Talk about the biggest otaku on the face of the planet...pokemon style
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Female 288
Why would you give up all of that just for a girlfried? I am so jealous right now.
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Female 1,244
Haha that`s so crazy!
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Female 291
I have to find this child....... =D
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Male 5,189
Im so high right now this looks amazing.
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Female 404
woooooooow
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Male 2,199
MY EYES!
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Male 4
Jealous...
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Male 1,918
it`s like arranged by colour.
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Male 156
its like an acid trip
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Male 67
Seriously people need to do research before slapping on a circa 97 tag
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Male 67
Thats a girl by the name of Lisa Courtney who just got into the Guinness book of world records for having world record for having the largest pokemon collection in the world. she is 23 and lives in the UK...
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Male 38
haha... I see Dialga, it`s only a year or two old...
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Female 1,283
=O
I want all that :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...ect.

Splurby, the reference of chad on UD: A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by roosterblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad`s also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.

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Female 24
Lol!
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Male 2,796
OK sooooo, I have always been aware of most pop culture... but what`s all this about "Chad". Is this some IAB inside joke I missed or something?
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Male 122
i`d do em`
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Male 740
i feel nerdy that i also noticed the mudkip...which shows it wasn`t around 1997.
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Female 612
I think that`s a girl... Chadette?
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Male 147
He took "catch `em all" to a whole new level.
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Female 5,222
omg.. *dives in* sooooooooo many poke`plushies XDDD
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Female 1,682
...Who the drat cares when it was actually posted, it was a joke >_> Anyways. I like this kid, I bet he would be a super nerd, yet awesome at the same time.
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Male 430
Oak: Well Ash you got them all; next you should get a life.
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Male 3,819
Today better known as Pmarren...
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Female 5
`come to think of it, my real comment to this is, I wouldn`t want a pokemon for my head, I want the pokemon hat. the original one that Ash claimed "was so dear to him" yet he tossed it away for his new hat`

I have the hat!

well not the original, but a replica of ashes hat. hell to the YEAH

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Female 52
Very..... interesting
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Male 40,407
Oh it is...
Ahem:
I see someone has a SERIOUS ODC issue!!!
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Male 40,407
Hey, my posting isn`t working?!?
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Male 350
wow. he DID, erm, catch `em.. all.
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Male 2,703
triple post....

"she/he has a zubat on her/his head...i want a zubat for my head...in fact a zubat hat!"

come to think of it, my real comment to this is, I wouldn`t want a pokemon for my head, I want the pokemon hat. the original one that Ash claimed "was so dear to him" yet he tossed it away for his new hat.

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Male 2,703
"Circa 1997" actually, this has to be post 2003 what with mudkip plainly visible. if it wasn`t for him, I`d definitely say post 2000 (2001) since togepi is there as well (and lots of him)
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Male 2,703
"she/he has a zubat on her/his head...i want a zubat for my head...in fact a zubat hat!"

hate to burst your bubble, but thats a golbat, notice the larger body and face mostly mouth

what I want he doesn`t have. I want a giant snorlax doll...like in the game the decoration that takes up a 1/4 of the room, though I`ll settle for that Blastoise doll in the top right corner

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Male 4,004
Also,

I h3rd he li3ks mudkips.

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Male 4,004
And they say parents these days are enablers.
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Female 5
you do realise this is a 21 year old woman...not a bloke at all.
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Female 9,562
"There`s only 64 different types on here. If he were truly hardcore, he would have had at least 300 or so."

Totally along the lines of what I was thinking.

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Female 105
she/he has a zubat on her/his head...i want a zubat for my head...in fact a zubat hat!
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Female 1,190
sorry to double post but

...i heard you REALLY like mudkips...

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Female 1,190
oh god the sad thing is it doesnt look far from my room, oh well, i <3 my stuffed animals :)
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Male 1,351
There`s only 64 different types on here. If he were truly hardcore, he would have had at least 300 or so.
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Male 66
if i had all those pokemon i could have gotten laid a lot sooner one of the hottest chicks i know is a freak about pokemon
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Female 1,048
It would be like living in some freaky carnival game booth! "Roll up roll up - the first one to find the real person wins a prize!!" <shudder>
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Male 2,549
Well, Chad means warrior, which is fitting because Chad must battle against his genetic pitfalls (losing time and again miserably).

So the feminine version should mean the same... I nominate Camilla. Yea? Nay?

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Male 14
Actually, npdarren is right, if we have Chad for generic man on I-A-B, what are we calling the generic girl?
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Female 536
*reads Circa 1997* *finds Togepi dolls in corner* >:[
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Male 7,817
not a virgin, if he has all that stuff then his parents have money. if his parents have money than that kid got laid in highschool, even if he still had a thing for pokemon.
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Male 14
My eyes! I wasn`t prepared for that much lurid colour..
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Male 601
So Chad is now a she?
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Male 1,051
I`ll take it.
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Male 716
Looking at that image I just imagined a huge gap opening up beneath him, falling and screaming alongside his crazy load of toys.
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Female 854
It took me a second to find his feet.
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Female 134
Oh. My. God.
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Male 1,067
I wonder if she has a surfing Pikachu. I always wanted one of them
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Female 145
Virgin? Nah, she`s got mudkipz.
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Male 318
she cought them all way to go!
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Female 48
she will only be the worlds biggest virgin if she could fight her way out of there before starving
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Male 224
@Odeed: SHE`s 21 :P
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Male 452
Come on, he`s just a kid; if he were 20, or something, I`d be worried.
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Male 906
pikachu i choose you! not f***cking you santa clause pikachu get back on the shelf. HEY no! THAT pikachu. ... God f***ing damnit
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Male 37
holy god damn f*cking h*ll
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Female 168
I read about this.

1. It`s a girl. (I [email protected][email protected])
2. It`s a recent picture
3. She`s 21.

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Male 774
I want a Snorlax doll. ;_;
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Male 57
It must take ages to choose his fcking pokemons
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Male 1,403
is it bad that im a little bit jealous of him?
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Male 97
I`m also going to be a nerd and point out Shaymin wasn`t around in 1997
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Male 2,690
Wrong...with all the fetishes in existence nowadays some girl is gonna wanna ride his nuts every night
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Female 87
wow... imagine all the dust mites hiding in all that foofy poofiness. thinking about it makes me all sneezy.
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Male 493
Man he`s working hard to make Nintendo rich.
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Male 4,807
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Male 504
At least he is happy!
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Female 2,044
....
I have met my soulmate.
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Male 575
It`d be awesome to have a fight in there, just throwing those dolls on each other and falling softly!
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Male 239
So cool
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Male 5,094
...Mudkip?
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Female 507
I have the Blastoise and Snorlax >_>
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Male 3,296
hes got them all alright
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Male 302
I like how she`s put them all into `families`.
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Male 2
easily one of the coolest rooms of all time.
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Male 1,598
I`m going to be a nerd and point out that since Palkia and Dialga are there it can`t be 1997, but I`m still shocked that these people still exist. I thought it had died down, but it`s actually just mostly gathered in one spot.
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Male 479
This was in the papers about a week ago - apparently this kid started collecting to get over the fact she gets bullied.

Should probably have stuck to kung fu or boxing or some such.

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Male 9,305
I`d like a Bulbasaur plushie, a Marril, annnd...OOH a Blastoise as well. That`d be enough for me.
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Male 224
Yeah it is a girl. She`s called Lisa Courtney, she`s 21.

Also this isn`t from 1997, it`s from 2010... lol

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Male 2,148
They`re not all original 151, so I have no respect for this person.
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Male 332
I would totally have sex in that room.
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Female 665
Circa 1997? PSSHHT!
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Female 315
No, that`s not a girl. And I agree with isseepy, this couldn`t have been 1997, but IAB said "circa" so I won`t razz them too much.
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Female 154
Most of them are classics so it`s not thaaaaat bad.


Okay, it still is.

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Female 295
AW MAN!!! I wish I was her!!! ( and yes it is a girl )
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Female 1,652
They don`t look that old. They maybe look younger than me, which isn`t the world`s oldest virgin :-/
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Male 36
Yeah.. Palkia, Dialga and Regigigas? No way a Gen IV pokemon was from 1997.
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Female 241
He caught them all.
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Female 160
This can`t be 1997, because Torchic wasn`t around back then.
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Male 15
well to be perfectly honest and not being a pokemon fan. I know for a fact that the pokemons at the righter bottem are fairly new and may even be from the year 2000 or beyond.
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Male 275
Can`t be `97. There a Pokemon there from two or three years ago.
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Male 964
Looks like she...caught them all 8-)
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Male 4,680
I think that`s a woman actually: http://www.joystiq.com/2010/01/21/britis...
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Male 1,815
I`d claim it was just one item. A carpet
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Male 1,361
Ugh, 2nd generation Pokemon, LAME!!

Red/Blue/Yellow 4 Life!!


*ahem*

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Male 256
hahah this is classic--this kid is wack as drat and his parents are rich retards
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Male 5,314
looks like he finally caught them all
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Male 20,830
Link: The Future World`s Oldest Virgin, Circa 1997 [Pic] [Rate Link] - Chad always wondered when he knew he`d be a virgin for life. He`s pretty sure it was when this photo was made public.
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