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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Link: Teacher Allows 1 Page Of Notes For Chem Test - I think this kid is going to pass this exam.
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    treeppe323 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    ...That`s basic chemistry, not math.
    Do the submitters even LOOK at the picture before writing the description?
  3. Profile photo of SkewedVision
    SkewedVision Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Those are notes for a chemistry test...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Epic !
  5. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Lame. They have some whitespace.
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    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    *gapes*
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    my history teacher let us have one flash card.
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    pfkdxius Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    That looks like chemistry to me.
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    Klivel Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    You do know the top of the page says "Chemistry Cheat Sheet"?

    So offhand I`d say he`s going to fail his math test pretty badly. 8-)

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    Gregger Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    chem test :P
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    esopillar34 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Sunday, January 03, 2010 1:25:13 PM
    ...That`s basic chemistry, not math.
    Do the submitters even LOOK at the picture before writing the description?


    From my experience with submitting, the submitters don`t write them. Or it gets changed. I`ve had that happen with a couple things I`ve posted.

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    esopillar34 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Also, we were allowed 3 note cards for my Pharmacology final (with an absolutely horrible teacher who wasn`t able to teach even the smartest of us). So I printed out text in a 4 point font that had pretty much everything, then sold them.
  13. Profile photo of Nana_Cute
    Nana_Cute Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    so smart
  14. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    I used to be really good at this in HS..
  15. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    looks like he didnt fill in the middle of the periodic table...

    my physics teacher let us have a page of notes for our midterm, and then he handed back the same page 2 days before the final so we could use the back side. he was a awesome teacher, and we needed it for all the formulas. we definatly coulda fit more stuff on a piece of paper, but luckily we didnt have to

  16. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    It makes me sad that I`ve been doing chem so long now that what he`s written (that i can make out) seems as basic as abc`s :(
  17. Profile photo of zwollf
    zwollf Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    My science teacher mr nopp used to only allow us a three by three square...and told us to us all 6 sides...he said it was fair....I had to actually use a magnifier to see mine.!!
  18. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Check out the lower right corner

    Calculating molarity:

    1. Find g/mol of element X.
    2...
    3...
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

  19. Profile photo of Monks83
    Monks83 Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    ..looks a lot more like a chem cheat sheet. :-P
  20. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    "chemistry cheat sheet". Description fail. Of course you`re not allowed any notes in your proper exams. That would make them worthless and easy. You can fit every memory-jogger and thing you can`t remember on the back of a bar mat and get 99.9%.

    :reads yofuzzy and esopillar34`s comments:

    :jaw drops and face melts:

  21. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    meh.
  22. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Wait, you are allowed to bring cheat sheets to tests?
  23. Profile photo of IThePrincess
    IThePrincess Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    " "chemistry cheat sheet". Description fail. Of course you`re not allowed any notes in your proper exams. That would make them worthless and easy. You can fit every memory-jogger and thing you can`t remember on the back of a bar mat and get 99.9%."

    We`re allowed cheat sheets for our final math exam this semester. :/

  24. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    this is chemistry the bottom left is the electron orbitals arrangement or summin
    and they drew a peridioc table in the middle too
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    lyndasay Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    hope he can read his own hand writting
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    sonikku Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    >TopperHey
    >Of course you`re not allowed any notes in your proper exams. That would make them worthless and easy.

    We are allowed one sheet of notes in mathematical analysis, for example. Still a hell of an exam. The point is, the exam is not about remembering the integral of (sin x)^2, it`s about calculation.

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    ToughCookie Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    if he doesn`t know half that junk by now he will NOT pass that test.

    so happy i can comment
    -hugs computer-

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    ummmwow Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    This is SUCH a teacher trick. They tell you you can have a cheat sheet, and then you end up looking up all the important things you think will be on the test. Then, the next day when the test is put in front of you, you realize, "Holy poo! I remember all this stuff from looking it up last night to write my cheat sheet!" It`s just to fool you into studying. Not that they aren`t still helpful if something slips your mind...
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    nibblette Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    awesome
  30. Profile photo of me-gan
    me-gan Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    I don`t think it`s for a math test. It looks like science with the periodic table and all ^^;
  31. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    I have done that before but with a notecard. It was for chemistry... Such painful memories..
  32. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    The teachers let you do that because after cramming all that stuff in for hours on end you relatively just studied. Ha
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    SebastianLam Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Ha my bad Ummmwow already said that.
  34. Profile photo of 420excuses
    420excuses Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    That is chemistry...
  35. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    and this is why i dropped out,

    and this is why im never gonna be an astronaut,

    and this is why dad doesn`t love me...:O

  36. Profile photo of marence
    marence Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    I`d say this is chemistry...
  37. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    looks like my old calc III cheat sheet, but with larger writing
  38. Profile photo of ostracod
    ostracod Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    This reminds me of the AP chemistry midterm my class had recently. The teacher said we could bring FOUR single sided pages of notes in. However, he told us that we could not put any kinds of ionization constants or solubility rules on the paper, which were the hardest things to remember!

    I ended up not bringing in any sheets at all, and I still did well.

  39. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    I LOVE being able to have notes for tests...
  40. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    tiny handwriting is soo helpful in these situations....this guy didnt write very small
  41. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    That would be me.
  42. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Whenever I have notes on a test I end up not using them and getting an A anyways...
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 3, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    > ummmwow

    And the second part of the Teacher Trick is that none of the things you wrote down/studied the night before because they are the major things to expect, end up being on the exam, and you are asked questions that you would never in a million years consider important enough to swat up on. Mongrel teachers.

  44. Profile photo of MasterPimp
    MasterPimp Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    Did it, wish I could of read it though
  45. Profile photo of xXxcupcakeXx
    xXxcupcakeXx Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    oh yes notes are always great
  46. Profile photo of Ggerg1186
    Ggerg1186 Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    When I had a particularly tough exam during my undergrad I would make note sheets the night before and make sure i went to bed before midnight. Then I would get up about 4 hours before the exam and go to the examroom (or the closest classroom nearby). I would copy my note sheets repeatedly for 3-4 hours until the teacher said it was time to start. I would put my notes away and pull out 3 blank pieces of paper. I didn`t even look at the exam when it was handed out, I just spent the first fifteen minutes re-writing my notes from memory onto the blank paper. Aced many a tough exam that way.
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    ticketfan Male 40-49
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    January 3, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    I didn`t read all the comments but I bet it was required to be hand written. If it could have been printed from the computer, he could have loaded that thing up even more.
  48. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    whatever notes you fit on ONE piece of paper, youre aloud to use on the test. ready set.. GO!
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    call me crazy, but chemistry class was not that hard. i just sat in the back corner and acted like i wasnt paying attention to deter people from trying to cheat off of me when the test came up. draters
  50. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
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    January 3, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    The big empty grids probably help a lot
  51. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    I remember we were allowed one sheet of paper to have notes on during a test, and then one kid had crammed so much on it that he actually pulled a magnifying class to read them.
  52. Profile photo of yayforme
    yayforme Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    I`ve actually seen classmates cram into the page even more stuff than this. XD
  53. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    I`d do that...but on a posterboard. Or maybe a big roll. Idk. :D
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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    i remember doing that. i`m going back to school. i am not excited but i want more cash. >_<
  55. Profile photo of Sillabub_0
    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    "The big empty grids probably help a lot"

    No, its just got to do with electron configurations. p blocks, d blocks, etc and how they`re arranged on the periodic table. I`m doing nearly all of it in MY chemistry class.

  56. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
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    January 3, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    If the person taking the test put that much work into their cheat sheet they will get an A regardless. Good luck n00bs.
  57. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    I did that. School desk sized notes. One big piece. Economics class in high school. I still failed the test. Miserably. *sigh*
  58. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
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    January 3, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    This is no big deal. I did it for many classes.
  59. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    January 3, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    I have a Pornographic memory!
  60. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    "I did that. School desk sized notes. One big piece. Economics class in high school. I still failed the test. Miserably. *sigh*"

    That`s impressive. The failing, not the notes. The notes are impressive too, but damn...

  61. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    I had a cheat sheet on advanced chem. .. Mine was better it was a full page written in size 8 font and the borders I filled in anything that didn`t fit ... got 92 in that class :D
  62. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    The way to do it is to type it up on the computer. Use a super-small font, of course. Type up the front and back of one page using only red font. After you print the page, put the page back in your printer. Type up the front and back a paper with NEW notes, only this time, use BLUE ink. Print. You`ll have one sheet with two sets of notes on both the front and back, each set of notes written in a different color ink. To make it easy to read, get a red transparent glossy sheet, and a blue transparent glossy. When you need to read from the blue notes, cover the note page with the red glossy. When you need to read the red notes, use the blue glossy.
  63. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    And Sillabub, I think the big empty grids he was referring to are the actual empty space, not electron configs.
  64. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    You should have seen my applied electromagnetics cheat sheets. Even smaller than that, and 6 pages.
    Horrid bitch of a class that was.
  65. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    January 3, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Lucky bastard. We only got a 3" x 5" index card for Calculus. I still have mine from...ahem...a few years ago.
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    d4es Male 18-29
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    January 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    Absolutely genius HOBYandy. Wish you had told me that 10 years ago when I was in High School!
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    January 3, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    What`s so interesting about this? I had one page of notes for physics exams many times and they looked almost exactly like this, except in my handwriting. His writing isn`t unusually small. Not IAB-worthy
  68. Profile photo of ProjectPat
    ProjectPat Male 13-17
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    January 3, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    In my AP Chem class a few years ago, our teacher said we could use a 4 by 6 note-card. My buddy took a sheet of poster board 4 feet by 6 feet wide and just straight up copied every single note he had taken. He got to use it, and our teacher laughed about it for days.
  69. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 3, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    I had an old computer with a dot matrix printer (back in the late 80s). I too had to use 2 - 3x5 for test notes. Filled mine front and back in size 4 font. I showed them to my classmates a day before the test. 10 of them paid me $5 for each set of cards. Our class had the highest average grade in years, The teacher thought we cheated. Once he seen the cards up close, He was impressed.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    January 3, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    Oh and I laminated mine, Later used them in college.
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    mushie_mush Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 12:25 am
    I tried a similar thing, trying to cram all my notes on a single page...

    I spent the whole test trying to find which note was where >.<

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 12:45 am
    Loopholes are fun.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 1:11 am
    lol thats so freakin awesome. and also what i would do
  74. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 1:53 am
    thats not poo. lmao i wish i saved mine from when i was allowed to do it. it was color coded and everything
  75. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2010 at 2:45 am
    > sprinkies
    > lmao does it really change...

    Yes it does, and bypassing the filter with spaces, misspellings etc is a bannable offense (although to tell the truth, most of the time you`ll just get a warning but don`t tell anyone I told you so). Play nice for a family-friendly site though ok?

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    kirstoner Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 3:07 am
    that`s nothin! =P our cheat sheets used to be EPIC.
    that said - i still failed those classes.
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    Stairway Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 4:47 am
    I did this for maths once, didn`t really help though..:S
  78. Profile photo of king20
    king20 Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2010 at 5:28 am
    lol i`m just wondering how its gonna be helpful when u spend half the time just trying to read it..
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    malinschen Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 6:18 am
    Oh thats how all blank pages in my lawbooks like before an exam...
  80. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 7:15 am
    sorry lionhart. wont let it happen again sir. :)
  81. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 9:45 am
    I bet the time they spent writing and re-writing it to make it fit helped them learn the material. XD
  82. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
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    January 4, 2010 at 9:47 am
    This post is YAWN
  83. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2010 at 10:08 am
    these comments are really starting to confuse me >.<
  84. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
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    January 4, 2010 at 11:48 am
    I did the same thing for my gov. exam just not as tiny...
  85. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    One teacher of mine gave open-noted quizzes. Most of us did poorly because the teacher jacked up the difficulty, and most students didn`t get the time to sift through their notes. All in all, the less materials a teacher gives you (thus lower expectations) the better I notice people tend to do (including me).
  86. Profile photo of freebies53
    freebies53 Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    thats not even that bad... ive done wayyy better... yawn
  87. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
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    January 4, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    FAIL!
  88. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    January 4, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    such small print :o
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    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
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    January 4, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    our spanish final the teacher told us we could take notes and bring to class whatever wold fit on one sticky note she gave us. ive never written that small in my life XD
  90. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2010 at 10:23 am
    @howlingwolf I`ve experienced the same thing- the open book/open note exams I had were insanely difficult. I had a differential equations class where all the exams were open-book, and barely squeaked by with a B. I aced my abstract algebra class that term, though :) We had open-book take home exams that were INSANE. I had to spend between 10 and 15 hours on each of them to get A`s.
  91. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    I had a professor that let us have one page, front only, standard notebook paper worth of notes. Lol, that is exactly what everyone`s notes looked like!
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    XionuRose Female 13-17
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    January 6, 2010 at 12:10 am
    as a high school student i`ll admit that i`ve done this >.<
  93. Profile photo of greenfreak19
    greenfreak19 Male 18-29
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    January 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    @ sbeelz
    you shoulda googled the answers, hahaha!!!
  94. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
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    January 8, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    This isn`t a big deal. Everyone in my chem class has produced sheets like these. What`s up with the empty space in the lower left and mid-right?

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