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Date: 01/23/10 07:30 AM

51 Responses to Superman Hates Jesus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 20, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Link: Superman Hates Jesus - ...and he makes it very obvious.
  2. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 6:17 am
    It`s actually not surprising. If Superman were real, he would be a challenge to some Christians. He`s an alien from another planet, and some Christian, NOT ALL, believe God only created life here on Earth.
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    blipflip Male 13-17
    87 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 7:39 am
    @Rick S

    You take this far too seriously.

  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Why does Mr Super have to say "super-speed toss" out loud as he throw the cross?
    He must anti-Christian, he has NO SOUL! (on his shoes, look closely, eh?)
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:45 am
    well, everyone knows the major reliion on krypton is islam.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:45 am
    I wish I could find a good joke for this.
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    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Could be that he`s anti KKK though.

    The cross does kind of look like it is on fire.

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Big deal.. hes throwing the letter "t"
  9. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:23 am
    xD Superman
  10. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:35 am
    This is what happens when you expose Richard Dawkins to kryptonite.
  11. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Superman is a dick.
  12. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Hahaha :P
  13. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 10:24 am
    t, t is for turtle.
  14. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Really? Superman is a dick? He has the right to throw whatever he wants into space. If he throws something based on his beliefs, that`s his own right and he`s absolutely NOT a dick for exercising it. *Hopes for religious flame wars*
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Superman, you superdickery
  16. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 11:02 am
    superman is my new hero
  17. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    oh, superman.
  18. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Thats where you christians belong, in the upper atmosphere. Closer to heaven.
  19. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    no way!! awesome
  20. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    But did he get rid of Christianity?
  21. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    It`s true...he hates me :(
  22. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    "Thats where you christians belong, in the upper atmosphere. Closer to heaven."

    with a lack of heat and oxygen...oh god lets make this happen!! the world would be so much better with no christians.

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Wtf~
  24. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    lol really tkd_master?
    *sigh*
    its not even worth the flame war
    TROLLIN` (trollin) TROLLIN` (trollin) TROLLIN` DOWN THE RIIIIVER!
  25. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    he did it fot the lulz
  26. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    I think that comic was about KKK.
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    "with a lack of heat and oxygen...oh god lets make this happen!! the world would be so much better with no christians."

    Let`s stop here...add in this part...

    "the world would be so much better without faux Christians."

    And hit play...

    "with a lack of heat and oxygen...oh god lets make this happen!! the world would be so much better without faux Christians."

    There. Much better.

  28. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    ummm
  29. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    @Vindictive - Oh John! Oh Mom and Dad...
    Lolz, I never thought about the KKK, Super might be doing good after all.
  30. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Well, that`s where Jesus is from anyway, so Superman is doing him a favor.
  31. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    repent! cast out the false idol Jesus and accept the TRUE saviour of all mankind...
    Superman.
  32. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    Thank you Nido. <3
  33. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator8...
    Thanks to B-b-beccah for the text, thought it was funny :p
  34. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    And just to spark a whole other type of debate on here...

    Batman > Superman.

    >:D Discuss!

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    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    superman lazers batman.... done
  36. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    Ah-Ha! Kal-El makes Yeshua El-Al!
  37. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    nuff said!
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    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    @Raberboom: Except that Batman often carries Kryptonite when he expects to be in a fight with Superman, and Superman is too much of a big boyscout to fight Batman, because Superman only fights bad guys. Seriously, Superman has refused to fight Batman before even when Batman was in the process of beating the stuffing out of him.
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    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    January 23, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    because superman is a jew
  40. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 12:32 am
    lmao
  41. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 5:01 am
    proof1221 - "because superman is a jew"

    Gesundheit

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 5:31 am
    XO
  43. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 10:34 am
    yaaaaayy Superman !!!
  44. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    D:

    MAY THE POWER OF THE KRYPTONITE CROSS REPEL YOU SATANIST!

  45. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    bwahahhaha, i literally lol`d at this...totally unexpected...
  46. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    Well, he is from a different planet, i suppose they have different god`s/beliefs...?
  47. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    I hate Superman
  48. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    January 24, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    Wow, this must be a REALLY spinoff version. It can`t be mainstream, can it?
  49. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    January 25, 2010 at 12:04 am
    Oh great! Now I hate Superman. Of course, no woman wants a man who is faster than a speeding bullet anyway, turd. XP
  50. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    January 25, 2010 at 5:08 am
    Just out of curiosity, why would someone think that Superman hates Jesus when obviously Superman is simply destroying the very instrument of death to which Jesus was banished.

    For all of you Christians out there...YES, a cross IS a death devise. You might as well have an electric chair on that fake gold chain around your neck.

  51. Profile photo of strech2k
    strech2k Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    blah

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