Superman Hates Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: simonh92 7 years ago in Funny

...and he makes it very obvious.
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Male 83
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Male 2,521
Just out of curiosity, why would someone think that Superman hates Jesus when obviously Superman is simply destroying the very instrument of death to which Jesus was banished.

For all of you Christians out there...YES, a cross IS a death devise. You might as well have an electric chair on that fake gold chain around your neck.

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Female 365
Oh great! Now I hate Superman. Of course, no woman wants a man who is faster than a speeding bullet anyway, turd. XP
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Male 1,351
Wow, this must be a REALLY spinoff version. It can`t be mainstream, can it?
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Female 1,244
I hate Superman
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Male 343
Well, he is from a different planet, i suppose they have different god`s/beliefs...?
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Male 914
bwahahhaha, i literally lol`d at this...totally unexpected...
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Female 1,283
D:

MAY THE POWER OF THE KRYPTONITE CROSS REPEL YOU SATANIST!

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Male 554
yaaaaayy Superman !!!
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Male 4,393
XO
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Male 619
proof1221 - "because superman is a jew"

Gesundheit

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Male 2,579
lmao
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Male 690
because superman is a jew
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Female 728
@Raberboom: Except that Batman often carries Kryptonite when he expects to be in a fight with Superman, and Superman is too much of a big boyscout to fight Batman, because Superman only fights bad guys. Seriously, Superman has refused to fight Batman before even when Batman was in the process of beating the stuffing out of him.
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Male 999
nuff said!
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Male 967
Ah-Ha! Kal-El makes Yeshua El-Al!
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Male 833
superman lazers batman.... done
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Female 1,199
And just to spark a whole other type of debate on here...

Batman > Superman.

>:D Discuss!

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Male 394
http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator8...
Thanks to B-b-beccah for the text, thought it was funny :p
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Female 1,199
Thank you Nido. <3
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Female 668
repent! cast out the false idol Jesus and accept the TRUE saviour of all mankind...
Superman.
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Female 236
Well, that`s where Jesus is from anyway, so Superman is doing him a favor.
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Male 37,888
@Vindictive - Oh John! Oh Mom and Dad...
Lolz, I never thought about the KKK, Super might be doing good after all.
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Female 5,222
ummm
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Male 9,306
"with a lack of heat and oxygen...oh god lets make this happen!! the world would be so much better with no christians."

Let`s stop here...add in this part...

"the world would be so much better without faux Christians."

And hit play...

"with a lack of heat and oxygen...oh god lets make this happen!! the world would be so much better without faux Christians."

There. Much better.

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Male 499
I think that comic was about KKK.
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Male 791
he did it fot the lulz
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Female 1,190
lol really tkd_master?
*sigh*
its not even worth the flame war
TROLLIN` (trollin) TROLLIN` (trollin) TROLLIN` DOWN THE RIIIIVER!
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Male 25,416
Wtf~
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Male 4,793
"Thats where you christians belong, in the upper atmosphere. Closer to heaven."

with a lack of heat and oxygen...oh god lets make this happen!! the world would be so much better with no christians.

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Male 480
It`s true...he hates me :(
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Male 612
But did he get rid of Christianity?
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Female 3,828
no way!! awesome
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Male 10,440
Thats where you christians belong, in the upper atmosphere. Closer to heaven.
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Female 1,077
oh, superman.
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Male 268
superman is my new hero
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Male 15,510
Superman, you superdickery
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Male 2,148
Really? Superman is a dick? He has the right to throw whatever he wants into space. If he throws something based on his beliefs, that`s his own right and he`s absolutely NOT a dick for exercising it. *Hopes for religious flame wars*
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Male 88
t, t is for turtle.
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Male 1,266
Hahaha :P
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Male 162
Superman is a dick.
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Male 4,680
This is what happens when you expose Richard Dawkins to kryptonite.
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Male 1,043
xD Superman
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Male 4,807
Big deal.. hes throwing the letter "t"
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Male 535
Could be that he`s anti KKK though.

The cross does kind of look like it is on fire.

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Female 9,478
I wish I could find a good joke for this.
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Male 7,611
well, everyone knows the major reliion on krypton is islam.
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Male 37,888
Why does Mr Super have to say "super-speed toss" out loud as he throw the cross?
He must anti-Christian, he has NO SOUL! (on his shoes, look closely, eh?)
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Male 87
@Rick S

You take this far too seriously.

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Male 3,322
It`s actually not surprising. If Superman were real, he would be a challenge to some Christians. He`s an alien from another planet, and some Christian, NOT ALL, believe God only created life here on Earth.
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Male 193
Link: Superman Hates Jesus [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...and he makes it very obvious.
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