Steve Jobs Presents The iFreak [Sorta NSFW]

Submitted by: Kamichi-chan 7 years ago Funny
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/ifreak/?xrs=cpc_iambored_ifreak

Until the Apple Tablet rocks our nerd worlds, he presents the iFreak. This faptastic device should keep us busy.
There are 54 comments:
Male 25,416
Sensers need to be wireless! but yeah stating the excessive porn on the internet! failed in genarally!
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Male 612
I actually watched 30 seconds of it... Atom I hate you even more now. Why can`t you be funny?
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Male 210
i had an epiphany:

the reason that iab continues to post atom links is that the great iab powers-that-be want to give us perspective. if a terribly crappy atom post slips in every once in a while it makes all us lowly iab users realize how grateful we are to have the mediocre and amazing posts.

atom is like having a crappy day and then the next day is pretty good comparatively (ie 10 pics from Fancy`s hard drive).

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Male 1,371
GOD DAMN IT ATOM, I DON`T WANT TO GET A HOTEL ROOM!!
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Female 257
why send atom links if noone likes them iab?
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Male 1,231
Could have been made so much better- waste of what was possibly a funny original concept.
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Male 80
the question isn`t "why is atom so bad?" it`s "how is atom still in business?" 4/5 times i can`t stand to watch one of their vids, their ratings must be horrible
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Male 197
"click link
see atom loading
close link"
--Ditto
---Double Ditto =\ "

-----Triple Ditto >:(

-------Quad Ditto >

--------Quintuple Ditto o.O

----------Hexaduple ditto

------------Sexaduple ditto *_*

-------------UMPTEENTHDUPLE DITTO!!!!
GO AWAY ATOM!!!! Fancy... you`re a shill!

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Male 5,194
%$#@&! ATOM VID. It was absolute CRAP, as always. Some moron thought he was being funny or cute or something - it was a clueless, unimaginative re-hash of the old sex-interface for a computer. Just exactly the sort of uninspired dreck Atom always makes.
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Male 80
because aside from the fact that it takes a while to load and ALWAYS pauses to buffer 2 or 3 times, atom videos just plain arent funny.
Me, I just check my status bar.
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Female 45
Please don`t yell at me for being stupid...but why is atom so bad?
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Male 74
another atom link woo freakin hoo...c`mon i-a-b, can`t you tell we all hate atom?...now, i`m going over to collegehumor...bleh!
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Male 5,094
Octuple etc.
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Male 65
"click link
see atom loading
close link"
--Ditto
---Double Ditto =\ "

-----Triple Ditto >:(

-------Quad Ditto >

--------Quintuple Ditto o.O

----------Hexaduple ditto

------------Sexaduple ditto *_*

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Male 87
"click link
see atom loading
close link"
--Ditto
---Double Ditto =\ "

-----Triple Ditto >:(

-------Quad Ditto >

--------Quintuple Ditto o.O

----------Hexaduple ditto

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Male 1,297
ATOM
ATOM
ATOM
ATOM
ATOM
ATOM
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Male 2,592
yeah.. what the rest of you said regarding atom..
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Male 1,505
Atom has taught me to check my status bar before I click. It`s like a PSA for suck.
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Male 209
"click link
see atom loading
close link"
--Ditto
---Double Ditto =\ "

-----Triple Ditto >:(

-------Quad Ditto >

--------Quintuple Ditto o.O

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Male 2,579
"click link
see atom loading
close link"
--Ditto

---Double Ditto =\ "

-----Triple Ditto >:(

-------Quad Ditto >:-O

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Male 473
"click link
see atom loading
close link"

--Ditto

---Double Ditto =\ "

-----Triple Ditto >:(

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Male 15,832
Philomath "Until we get an Atom tag, I`m 1 starring every atom link I inadvertently click!"

Hey, Philomath, it`s already been done! Just hover the mouse over the link, and the URL will magically appear in the bottom left corner of your browser window. It`s great! Give it a try! ;-)

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Male 174
Until we get an Atom tag, I`m 1 starring every atom link I inadvertently click!
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Female 1,212
AHAHAHAHA That was great!
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Female 4,447
"click link
see atom loading
close link"

--Ditto"

---Double Ditto =\

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Male 174
ATOM WARNING
ATOM WARNING
ATOM WARNING
ATOM WARNING
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Male 182
lololololololololololololol
i want 1
lol
thats hilarious
specially obama part
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Male 1,837
i`m not gonna lie, that was funny.

another success spike in the economy.

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Male 74
That would make Apple billions.
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Male 516
Atom warning...
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Male 716
They`ll actually make this too. Mark my words.

But the Obama part made me laugh.

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Male 66
THAT IS SICK! love it want one of my own
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Female 130
atom...ugh.
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Male 601
"click link
see atom loading
close link"

--Ditto

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Male 716
That was horrific, by far the most fail and exaggerated comedy sketch I have seen in a long time.
The only thing win on that video was Sasha Grey, a very good actress...
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Male 522
terrible \
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Male 490
I wonder if, liked 3d glasses at Avatar, this will be handed out when watching the Human Centipede.


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Male 774
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
ATOM WARNING.
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Male 373
yup, about the only thing the mac would be good for
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Male 2,690
What is with everyone hating on Atom? They have a good one occasionally. Not everything you open on here is always going to blow your mind. I thought this was actually pretty funny considering I can see it happening in the future.
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Male 504
ATOM please stopm please I beg of you.
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Male 612
Not even gonna watch that.... Atom is a disgrace to the human race!!!
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Male 368
I cried.
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Male 302
I do believe that is the first good product Apple has ever made.

But then again, it shows just how lazy you are if you think you need one. It eliminates the only excercise nerds get.

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Male 224
aw, saw it was atom and closed it :(
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Male 2,033
drating atom...can;t even make fun of apple and be funny. I mean, it practically dos itself and atom fails.
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Male 340
Atom? Can we really not take the hint? NO ONE LIKES ATOM
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Male 193
Goddamn atom
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Male 275
That was disturbing..
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Male 964
Atom...need i say more?
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Male 1,765
Guys, it`s from Atom. Just thought I`d let you know.
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Male 10,440
If only it were real...
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Male 5,314
click link
see atom loading
close link
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Female 621
Link: Steve Jobs Presents The iFreak [Sorta NSFW] [Rate Link] - Until the Apple Tablet rocks our nerd worlds, he presents the iFreak. This faptastic device should keep us busy.
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