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Date: 01/26/10 12:03 PM

54 Responses to Steve Jobs Presents The iFreak [Sorta NSFW]

  1. Profile photo of Kamichi-chan
    Kamichi-chan Female 13-17
    621 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Link: Steve Jobs Presents The iFreak - Until the Apple Tablet rocks our nerd worlds, he presents the iFreak. This faptastic device should keep us busy.
  2. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    click link
    see atom loading
    close link
  3. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    If only it were real...
  4. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Guys, it`s from Atom. Just thought I`d let you know.
  5. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Atom...need i say more?
  6. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    That was disturbing..
  7. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Goddamn atom
  8. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Atom? Can we really not take the hint? NO ONE LIKES ATOM
  9. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    drating atom...can;t even make fun of apple and be funny. I mean, it practically dos itself and atom fails.
  10. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    aw, saw it was atom and closed it :(
  11. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    I do believe that is the first good product Apple has ever made.

    But then again, it shows just how lazy you are if you think you need one. It eliminates the only excercise nerds get.

  12. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    I cried.
  13. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Not even gonna watch that.... Atom is a disgrace to the human race!!!
  14. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    ATOM please stopm please I beg of you.
  15. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    What is with everyone hating on Atom? They have a good one occasionally. Not everything you open on here is always going to blow your mind. I thought this was actually pretty funny considering I can see it happening in the future.
  16. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    yup, about the only thing the mac would be good for
  17. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    ATOM WARNING.
  18. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    I wonder if, liked 3d glasses at Avatar, this will be handed out when watching the Human Centipede.


  19. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    terrible \
  20. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    That was horrific, by far the most fail and exaggerated comedy sketch I have seen in a long time.
    The only thing win on that video was Sasha Grey, a very good actress...
  21. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    "click link
    see atom loading
    close link"

    --Ditto

  22. Profile photo of leahers
    leahers Female 18-29
    130 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    atom...ugh.
  23. Profile photo of itisteddy
    itisteddy Male 18-29
    66 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    THAT IS SICK! love it want one of my own
  24. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    They`ll actually make this too. Mark my words.

    But the Obama part made me laugh.

  25. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    Atom warning...
  26. Profile photo of Clatterclaws
    Clatterclaws Male 13-17
    74 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    That would make Apple billions.
  27. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    i`m not gonna lie, that was funny.

    another success spike in the economy.

  28. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    lololololololololololololol
    i want 1
    lol
    thats hilarious
    specially obama part
  29. Profile photo of vanillabear
    vanillabear Male 18-29
    174 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    ATOM WARNING
    ATOM WARNING
    ATOM WARNING
    ATOM WARNING
  30. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    "click link
    see atom loading
    close link"

    --Ditto"

    ---Double Ditto =\

  31. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    AHAHAHAHA That was great!
  32. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Until we get an Atom tag, I`m 1 starring every atom link I inadvertently click!
  33. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Philomath "Until we get an Atom tag, I`m 1 starring every atom link I inadvertently click!"

    Hey, Philomath, it`s already been done! Just hover the mouse over the link, and the URL will magically appear in the bottom left corner of your browser window. It`s great! Give it a try! ;-)

  34. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    "click link
    see atom loading
    close link"

    --Ditto

    ---Double Ditto =\ "

    -----Triple Ditto >:(

  35. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    "click link
    see atom loading
    close link"
    --Ditto

    ---Double Ditto =\ "

    -----Triple Ditto >:(

    -------Quad Ditto >:-O

  36. Profile photo of geckoi
    geckoi Male 40-49
    209 posts
    January 26, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    "click link
    see atom loading
    close link"
    --Ditto
    ---Double Ditto =\ "

    -----Triple Ditto >:(

    -------Quad Ditto >

    --------Quintuple Ditto o.O

  37. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 12:11 am
    Atom has taught me to check my status bar before I click. It`s like a PSA for suck.
  38. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 1:26 am
    yeah.. what the rest of you said regarding atom..
  39. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 1:46 am
    ATOM
    ATOM
    ATOM
    ATOM
    ATOM
    ATOM
  40. Profile photo of JayElDoubleU
    JayElDoubleU Male 13-17
    87 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 2:40 am
    "click link
    see atom loading
    close link"
    --Ditto
    ---Double Ditto =\ "

    -----Triple Ditto >:(

    -------Quad Ditto >

    --------Quintuple Ditto o.O

    ----------Hexaduple ditto

  41. Profile photo of Axires
    Axires Male 13-17
    65 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 3:57 am
    "click link
    see atom loading
    close link"
    --Ditto
    ---Double Ditto =\ "

    -----Triple Ditto >:(

    -------Quad Ditto >

    --------Quintuple Ditto o.O

    ----------Hexaduple ditto

    ------------Sexaduple ditto *_*

  42. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 6:28 am
    Octuple etc.
  43. Profile photo of bry27
    bry27 Male 30-39
    74 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 9:06 am
    another atom link woo freakin hoo...c`mon i-a-b, can`t you tell we all hate atom?...now, i`m going over to collegehumor...bleh!
  44. Profile photo of JadeEskimo
    JadeEskimo Female 18-29
    45 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Please don`t yell at me for being stupid...but why is atom so bad?
  45. Profile photo of konablend
    konablend Male 18-29
    80 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 10:48 am
    because aside from the fact that it takes a while to load and ALWAYS pauses to buffer 2 or 3 times, atom videos just plain arent funny.
    Me, I just check my status bar.
  46. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 11:09 am
    %$#@&! ATOM VID. It was absolute CRAP, as always. Some moron thought he was being funny or cute or something - it was a clueless, unimaginative re-hash of the old sex-interface for a computer. Just exactly the sort of uninspired dreck Atom always makes.
  47. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 11:42 am
    "click link
    see atom loading
    close link"
    --Ditto
    ---Double Ditto =\ "

    -----Triple Ditto >:(

    -------Quad Ditto >

    --------Quintuple Ditto o.O

    ----------Hexaduple ditto

    ------------Sexaduple ditto *_*

    -------------UMPTEENTHDUPLE DITTO!!!!
    GO AWAY ATOM!!!! Fancy... you`re a shill!

  48. Profile photo of gargamel314
    gargamel314 Male 30-39
    80 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    the question isn`t "why is atom so bad?" it`s "how is atom still in business?" 4/5 times i can`t stand to watch one of their vids, their ratings must be horrible
  49. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Could have been made so much better- waste of what was possibly a funny original concept.
  50. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    why send atom links if noone likes them iab?
  51. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    GOD DAMN IT ATOM, I DON`T WANT TO GET A HOTEL ROOM!!
  52. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    January 27, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    i had an epiphany:

    the reason that iab continues to post atom links is that the great iab powers-that-be want to give us perspective. if a terribly crappy atom post slips in every once in a while it makes all us lowly iab users realize how grateful we are to have the mediocre and amazing posts.

    atom is like having a crappy day and then the next day is pretty good comparatively (ie 10 pics from Fancy`s hard drive).

  53. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    January 28, 2010 at 1:27 am
    I actually watched 30 seconds of it... Atom I hate you even more now. Why can`t you be funny?
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 29, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Sensers need to be wireless! but yeah stating the excessive porn on the internet! failed in genarally!

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