So My Dog Gave Me A Xmas Present This Year [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Funny

I"m re-gifting this one.
There are 52 comments:
Female 27
hahahahaha aaaaaaaaaawww so cute xD
my cat made pee on my new clothes...he`s so cute hahaa
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Female 5,222
rofl
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Male 894
you would be surprised at the size of turds a dog is capable of, depends on how much they ate and how long the been holding it in. funny how dogs try to put it somewhere they think you will see it, but you only end up steppin in it.
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Female 4,028
The self-made gifts are the most thoughtful.
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Male 294
The crap to dog ratio in that picture is too high.
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Female 519
I already don`t like dogs.
What really makes me laugh is
1) owners who think their dogs will listen to their orders.
2) Owners who think "my dog is soooooooooo smart", projecting their thoughts onto simple survival/mating/eating behaviors that any mammal has.

Erm no. Dogs, depending on how and If you train them can recognise tone of voice and even basic words. My parents dog knows lots of tricks and all they need to do is say simple words and he knows the meaning of each. A friend of mine has an alsation who at a single command of "Alert" will go and check the perimetres of the house. A dog would not just "give paw" or "stand and spin" out of simple behaviour.. And I tell you, my parents dog does listen to orders.. Its called obedience and comes from good training.

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Male 15,510
Look at the bright side, at least he made it himself
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Male 1,093
idk riotDX, my friend has a dog that went to multiple obedience training, yet the only command it listens is bark, which it always does anyways.
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Male 599
@Stardagger
What really makes me laugh is how ignorant you are as to the capabilities of a well-trained dog. Most pet owners don`t know how to train their dog, and are too lazy to do so even if they did know how, but any animal can be trained to do amazing things at a single command. Obviously you`ve never taken any college level psychology courses though or you`d have known that.
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Male 131
"Serves that family right for buying so much in these recessionary times >_<"

They are the kind of people who boost the economy. Spend more, save less.

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Male 964
Serves that family right for buying so much in these recessionary times >_< (and also because they got more than me)
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Female 320
stardagger, google `atilla and fly` and tell me dogs are stupid. Any video will prove you wrong, but I recommend `gladiator dog` above all.
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Male 1,190
I already don`t like dogs.
What really makes me laugh is
1) owners who think their dogs will listen to their orders.
2) Owners who think "my dog is soooooooooo smart", projecting their thoughts onto simple survival/mating/eating behaviors that any mammal has.
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Male 438
I laughed. Then I cried when I realised that they have about 10 times as many presents as my house :(
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Male 1,081
Man, I must be psychic.
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Male 95
Dog: "Well, since you didn`t get me anything, I just wont bother wrapping your present."
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Male 999
how sweet
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Male 3,819
This made me laugh harder than it probably should have.
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Male 9,306
"I madez it mayself!"
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Female 2
LOL!
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Male 8,302
> fleafly
> Ancient pic is ancient

Comment violates Copyright of Rameses II, 1200BC, cuneiform edition.

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Male 122
its wierd i got the same thing
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Male 36,521
StarDagger hasn`t had anything intelligent to say since 1997.
As for the poo pile size, Chihuahuas are just little yapping poo-making machines. And they`re territorial little b*stards too, quite willing to forget years of `housebreaking` to protest this invasion of `their` space.
Horrid little half-rats...
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Female 3,828
lol awesome
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Female 1,199
"This is one of the MANY reason that we should hunt domesticated dogs until they are gone."

Troll much, StarDagger? =o

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Male 450
stardagger ???????? your the poo
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Male 227
my mom writes from: charlie(my dog)on my presents for some odd reason
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Female 3,574
definitely shopped. If a dog that size pooped that much in one go, it`d be sick from dehydration.
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Male 25,416
what a piece pf sh^t
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Female 2,672
proportionaly thats like me pooting out an elephant
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Male 24
is it just me or does this look `shopped
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Male 256
i come to iab to escape the perils of my new puppy and yet im reminded that my dog can and will poo all over the house
=/ when will it stop \=
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Male 1,190
This is one of the MANY reason that we should hunt domesticated dogs until they are gone.
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Male 140
that is a large crap for such a little dog...
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Male 131
Perhaps it`s all pooty presents? Like shirts from grandma and grandpa?
Cheep version of good toys, Hong Kong import toys?

I dunno.

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Male 37
Sparky brought the Yule Log
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Male 741
maybe it`s just me, but I`d have spent $20 less on that buttload of presents and bought a nicer tree.
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Female 142
lol
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Male 302
Is it just me or do those kids get tonnes of presents?
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Male 4,807
Lookie all them presents. Must have been very nice this year. Hmmmm?
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Female 15,763
"That is a huge pile of............presents"

I see what you did there....

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Male 13,624
That is a huge pile of............presents
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Female 444
Totally shopped...
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Male 772
"You clearly don`t know dogs"

She clearly doesn`t know babies either... xD Holy poo is right :S

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Male 268
Ancient pic is... ancient.
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Male 59
shopped.
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Male 4,867
holy poo (pun 100% intended) they`ve got loads of presents
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Female 169
That is a lot of poop coming out of such a small dog. so I`m going to say `shopped!
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Male 2,332
Wow, did they rob santa? That`s a ton of gifts!
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Male 17
its better than nothing =D
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Male 224
holy poo that`s a lot of presents.
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Female 1,780
Link: So My Dog Gave Me A Xmas Present This Year [Pic] [Rate Link] - I`m re-gifting this one.
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